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Post by asja2002 on Jul 20, 2021 21:49:39 GMT -5
You know, we might have some "Larva" left over...
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Post by Bryan on Jul 20, 2021 22:55:02 GMT -5
(Me in the background)
Stop calling about my cats you creepy alien!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jul 21, 2021 6:24:08 GMT -5
Alf: It’s good to see you too Doug. You don’t have to worry about catering to me.
(pulls out cat from under desk)
This is Lucky. Don’t tell Willie or Kate I snuck him into a Hollywood Squares tote before I left the house.
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Post by Bryan on Jul 21, 2021 6:30:11 GMT -5
Alf: It’s good to see you too Doug. You don’t have to worry about catering to me.(pulls out cat from under desk) This is Lucky. Don’t tell Willie or Kate I snuck him into a Hollywood Squares tote before I left the house. (me in the background) Hand over that cat you freak! (laughter)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 21, 2021 6:46:32 GMT -5
Annnnd on that note, let the games begin. (audience cheers) (Doug and Steve fistbump; Steve heads to lower left on panel; MG players' desks roll in from stage left) And keep the cheering going for our challengers, Kourtney Wilson and Matt Ringgenberg. (audience cheers) Welcome, welcome, to both of you. Kourtney, please tell us about yourself.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jul 21, 2021 9:23:56 GMT -5
Well, I am a cashier at a national sub sandwich chain from Southern Georgia. I love to learn about different cultures, different technologies, and different viewpoints. I like to collect pens and cigar boxes. Also a big game show geek as well and love older music.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jul 21, 2021 12:48:30 GMT -5
Alf: Say I don't suppose you could make me a BLT? That's Bacon, Lucky & Tomato. Ha! Ha! Just kidding. I wouldn't eat Lucky.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 21, 2021 13:55:33 GMT -5
Just to let all of you guys know... the name wall is now fixed and edited. Kudos to Hunter Dillon for that assist.
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 21, 2021 14:00:09 GMT -5
Just to let all of you guys know... the name wall is now fixed and edited. Kudos to Hunter Dillon for that assist. Kudos big time! I attempted it yesterday...just was not happening! I have an even more newfound appreciation for the wall work!
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Post by asja2002 on Jul 21, 2021 15:52:06 GMT -5
Y’all are super awesome!!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 21, 2021 16:42:41 GMT -5
Best of luck to you, Kourtney. Matt, best of luck to you as well. Please tell us something about yourself.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 21, 2021 17:47:12 GMT -5
I am a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, IA.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 21, 2021 18:44:46 GMT -5
Clerk versus cashier in Match Game. Let's start finding out who's going to Hollywood Squares. To get there, you must match as many... ...of these zombie slayers as you possibly can. (audience laughs and applauds)Alf's spacecraft can help zap those zombies. (audience laughs)Each match awards cash. The player who has the higher score after three rounds plays against the champion in Hollywood Squares. Winner there goes to the Super Match -- where $100,000 can be won! (audience cheers)(Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Kourtney, please start Match Game by selecting Question A or Question B.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jul 22, 2021 1:21:28 GMT -5
A please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 22, 2021 7:04:51 GMT -5
(grabs A) A it is and we're up and running. New game -- so all the stars play this. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Following the success of the 'Friends' reunion, HBO Max is seriously considering an R-rated 'Friends' reboot. I'm told BLANK has been cast as Ugly Naked Guy." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 22, 2021 14:18:31 GMT -5
COURTNEY COX: Well I never!!! (exits from the audience)
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 22, 2021 14:30:39 GMT -5
Great, there goes my ride home!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jul 22, 2021 15:18:02 GMT -5
ALF: You think that's bad? I was once engaged to a woman for 58 years who took her love to town. Even though I said "Don't". What was her name? Ruby.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 22, 2021 18:46:05 GMT -5
I think they made a song about her, Alf. Anyway, they're all set. Kourtney, I'll repeat the question one more time and then call for your answer. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Following the success of the 'Friends' reunion, HBO Max is seriously considering an R-rated 'Friends' reboot. I'm told BLANK has been cast as Ugly Naked Guy."
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jul 22, 2021 18:49:20 GMT -5
The first guy that come to mind is Ron Jeremy. (
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 23, 2021 7:06:29 GMT -5
(a few woahs and laughs from crowd) Doug: Ron Jeremy, eh? Well -- some of his work can be deemed ugly. So could alleged activity off the record. Round 1 question here -- so just about any male who doesn't necessarily look well is fair game. Immanuel, we start with you. Immanuel: This one was a toughie, there were so many to choose from, audience please don't boo me... (card) (buzz)(scattered boos and laughs) Dr. Steve Brule (after Immanuel's answer): For your health! Doug: That's not a booable answer. Bill? Bill: (holding up my card) (buzz)Bill: That's me! (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Self deprecation here. Told ya anything goes in Round 1. Nels? Nels: My answer is Mark Liotta I might’ve lose my lunch. (scattered laughter from crowd) Real answer is... (ding; audience applause)Doug: Hey now! Kourtney gets the first match in Match Game. Let's go to the lower tier and Steve. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Following the success of the 'Friends' reunion, HBO Max is seriously considering an R-rated 'Friends' reboot. I'm told BLANK has been cast as Ugly Naked Guy."
Doug: And we're looking for R.J. Steve: He’s been better… (card) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: So many children and grandchildren might wear out on ya. Having Justin Bieber as a son-in-law's no picnic either. (scattered laughter from crowd) Shederick? Shederick: You know something, if they wanted to cast a ugly naked guy i would've went with Jabba the Gut! (scattered laughter from crowd) But no so I went with... (card) (buzz)(scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Ah, the fighter. That's a good one. ALF, wrap this half of the round up, please. ALF: I’m not sure how relevant this guy is anymore, but it makes sense to me. (shows card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: Another R.J. All right. I was thinking someone else with the initials R.J. -- but I'm not going to say. I don't want to give him the publicity since his 15 minutes of fame are clocked at 14:59. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Two matches for you, Kourtney. Matt, your chance to play is coming up.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 23, 2021 7:11:42 GMT -5
(grabs B; walks to panel) Once again, all the stars play. Hey, remember "3's a Crowd"? The short-lived game show that determines who knows a man better -- his wife or his secretary? Well.... The Nerdocrumbesian Broadcasting Company is airing a sleazier version of "3's a Crowd". In this version, men's wives are competing against the men's BLANKS.
(audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 23, 2021 12:44:50 GMT -5
HOWARD STERN: Don't look at me. I didn't write this question.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 25, 2021 6:25:28 GMT -5
Steve's just about done... ...and he's ready along with the rest of the group. Okay, Matt, here's the question again. The Nerdocrumbesian Broadcasting Company is airing a sleazier version of "3's a Crowd". In this version, men's wives are competing against the men's BLANKS.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 25, 2021 8:19:55 GMT -5
Bosses?
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 25, 2021 8:41:50 GMT -5
(chuckling) I can tell Matt's a bachelor....in marriage the wives ARE the bosses!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 25, 2021 21:44:59 GMT -5
(audience boos)Doug: I -- think you missed the key word -- "sleazier". Wives versus secretaries was sleazy back in the day. Immanuel, what's sleazier in your judgment? Immanuel: Well I went in the direction of Shederick, but not really… (card) (buzz)(scattered groans) Doug: Yeah, that's a little closer to the Alan Thicke-hosted 3AC about 20 years ago. I bet Bill knows what would work on Nerdocrumbesian television. Bill: Instead of secretaries, wives are going up against their husband's...(card) (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: There ya go! Mistresses, ladies of the evening, secret "90 Day" romance. Bill: Ever notice how the word "stress" is part of the word "mistress"? (chuckling) (more laughs and cheers from crowd) Doug: Good point. Let's see if we get a good answer from Nels. Nels: (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Eh -- that kind of setup would have its moments. Let's visit Steve. The Nerdocrumbesian Broadcasting Company is airing a sleazier version of "3's a Crowd". In this version, men's wives are competing against the men's BLANKS.Doug: And we're looking for bosses. Steve: Keepin' it in the family. (buzz) (audience groans) Doug: That -- plays closer to "The Family Game" if you remember that. Based on Immanuel's admitted peaking, I sense we'll get a mismatch from Shederick. Shederick: His female yoga instructor. (scattered laughter from crowd) Nah nah too easy -- so I went with his... (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Actually, the yoga instructor would've been the better answer -- especially if you remember a certain episode of "Cheaters". And ALF, wrap this round up, please. ALF: I'm not ashamed to share this one. (shows card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Another MIL. Oh well. Doug: Kourtney's got the early lead 200 to nil. Round 2 won't start without you, as Sir Brucie would say. So -- come on back to Burbank after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 26, 2021 12:54:48 GMT -5
(variant theme plays)ANNOUNCER: Stick around... because we'll be inviting one lucky caller to play the......at the end of the show. Stay tuned to see how you could play and win the Telephone Match. We'll be right back.*fade to commercial* =================================================================================
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 26, 2021 19:04:12 GMT -5
(audience cheers)You're back -- and now we'll start a new round. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Kourtney, you're leading. This means you start us off by picking Question A or Question B.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jul 27, 2021 15:04:34 GMT -5
Let’s pick question A.
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