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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 13, 2021 19:20:46 GMT -5
(audience laughs and applauds)Well, now that we're ready, let's play. Shederick, Jacob, again, the best of luck as you try to match as many... ...of these attorneys from the law firm of McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney, Kuzak, and Becker as you possibly can. (audience laughs and applauds)Didn't think I could get in all those names in one breath. Each match won't award cookies -- but they do award cash. Player who has matched more stars advances to Hollywood Square to face the champ -- for the right to play the $100,000 Super Match. (Doug presses button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) (audience cheers)Shederick, you won the right to go first. I have two questions here. Please start us off by selecting A or B.
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on May 13, 2021 19:22:12 GMT -5
B for boy I love double stuff oreos
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 13, 2021 20:17:20 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 14, 2021 10:47:12 GMT -5
And they're all ready. Shederick, let's see if you can get on the scoreboard first with this. Dumb Dora is so dumb! She thought the movie "The Shining" was about BLANK.
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on May 14, 2021 12:59:08 GMT -5
Shiny coins
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 15, 2021 9:20:39 GMT -5
(scattered groans and laughs) Doug: Shiny -- coins. Well -- it's a Round 1 question. Anything shiny is a good answer. Mark, we start with you. Mark: (card) (buzz)Doug: Shining lighthouse. Shedding some light on this I see. Over to Bill. Bill: She thought the movie "The Shining" was about the world of (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: See, that's where my thinking was. I was thinking of Johnny, the shoe shine guy from "Police Squad!" and "The Naked Gun" movies. Nels, what came to your mind when you got your ESP to Dumb Dora? Nels: Mark Liotta’s life. Just kidding (card) (buzz) Doug: The antithesis of "shining" as we go downstairs to Tony. Dumb Dora is so dumb! She thought the movie "The Shining" was about BLANK.Doug: And Shederick said "shiny coins". What say ye? Tony: Dora is just too dumb to subscribe to cable. (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Here comes the sun -- but no match as we go to Kevin. Kevin: Figured I'd give Thomas a shout out... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Ahhh! That's a good one. And Frank, please wrap this half of the round up. Frank: I have to give a tribute to pop music and say... (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Ahhh -- the Earth, Wind & Fire hit. Doug: Well, no coins in more ways that one. Better luck in the next round. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 15, 2021 9:28:53 GMT -5
(grabs A) Jacob, let's see if you have better luck with this Round 1 question. And once again all the stars play this. It was obvious Fred had too much to drink last night. At the Burbank Bar, just down the street from here, he told BLANK, "Gosh your beautiful." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on May 16, 2021 12:24:25 GMT -5
Everyone is ready... except for Frank. |
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Post by wheelfan1230 on May 16, 2021 14:00:15 GMT -5
Ok, (ps when we are ready, I have my answer)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 16, 2021 16:09:26 GMT -5
Frank's ready -- and now we're ready for your answer, Jacob, to this question. It was obvious Fred had too much to drink last night. At the Burbank Bar, just down the street from here, he told BLANK, "Gosh, your beautiful."
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Post by wheelfan1230 on May 16, 2021 17:59:24 GMT -5
Before I saw my answer, I just wanna say. Audience, please don’t boo me. Also, if you boo me I won’t give cookies lol (JK) my answer is A BARSTOOL.
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Post by grapebuy789 on May 16, 2021 18:02:15 GMT -5
Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned cookies. It's a trend now.
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Post by wheelfan1230 on May 16, 2021 18:02:37 GMT -5
Sure is 😂
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Post by koopakid17 on May 16, 2021 22:18:07 GMT -5
At least it's not tomatoes!
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Post by wheelfan1230 on May 16, 2021 22:19:30 GMT -5
😂
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Post by billmcdee on May 17, 2021 5:05:44 GMT -5
When I first heard this question, I was wishing Brett Somers was still alive and on our panel some how, I would have said her.
So in that spirit Bar Stool (B.S.) same initials as Brett, I like it!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 17, 2021 19:38:29 GMT -5
Doug: Barstool. Well -- anything's possible. Maybe Fred mistook the mechanical bull for a gorgeous lady after drinking like a fish. Mark, we start again with you. Mark: Bars are a great place to pick up girls, so... (buzz) (scattered boos and groans) Doug: Yeah, the idea is after a few drinks, the ugliest of people or things would be viewed through the eyes of a drunk as gorgeous. Bill, what came to you mind? Bill: The funniest coincidence. (someone in crowd screams out, "How funniest was it?"; rest of crowd laugh at audience member's bad grammar) Bill: Just last night I was in Burbank. Fred said that to (card) ME! (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: That's more like it -- and bless you for the self-depricating humor. Nels? Nels: Mark Liotta. Just kidding... (card) (buzz) (a few laughs) Doug: Lamp post. Still no barstool as we visit Tony. It was obvious Fred had too much to drink last night. At the Burbank Bar, just down the street from here, he told BLANK, "Gosh your beautiful."Tony: I had one Martini too many, Doug. (hiccup) (shows card) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: If the real Fred is watching -- I hope this inspires you to attend an A.A. meeting. (more laughter from crowd) Kevin? Kevin: If Fred was a "wabbit", he'd better watch out... (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: *More* encouragement for the real Fred to report to A.A. ASAP. And Frank, please wrap this up. Frank: Fred's not in Bedrock anymore. (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Ahhh -- going a little more specific. Strangely enough, the real life drunkard who was the inspiration for this question did claim some resemblance to Fred Flintstone. To me, he looked more like Hervé Villechaize with growth spurts. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: The only other thing I'll say about Fred is that he graduated college with a 4.0 blood alcohol level. (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: No score at the end of Round 1 -- just like Fred. (more laughter) Round 2 starts when you come back to beautiful downtown Burbank. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on May 18, 2021 0:46:36 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 19, 2021 6:23:41 GMT -5
(audience cheers)We're back. Let's start Round 2. (presses button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Now, since the score's tied and Shederick started Round 1, Jacob, you'll start Round 2 by picking A or B.
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Post by wheelfan1230 on May 19, 2021 6:40:57 GMT -5
A , Doug.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 19, 2021 7:45:29 GMT -5
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Post by grapebuy789 on May 19, 2021 13:27:30 GMT -5
(Inserts card in slot)
Say whatever happened to Fred?
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Post by tmann3x on May 19, 2021 15:46:27 GMT -5
Waiting on Nels and Kevin's PM response... |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 19, 2021 19:48:13 GMT -5
(Inserts card in slot) Say whatever happened to Fred? Probably in a drunk tank somewhere. (scattered laughter from crowd) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 20, 2021 6:51:08 GMT -5
All right, Jacob. They're all ready. Here's the question -- short and to the point. Marcia lost her BLANK while water skiing. |
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Post by wheelfan1230 on May 20, 2021 7:12:32 GMT -5
My Answer is Swimsuit , Doug.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on May 20, 2021 19:37:22 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: My kind of answer! My next question -- where did this happen? (scattered laughter from crowd) And was a drunk Fred driving the boat? (more laughter) Well, let's deal with Jacob's answer and see if it matches the panel's answers -- starting with Mark again. Mark: This should match. (card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: Boom! Just like that. $100 and a match. Bill, do you make it 200 for two matches? Bill: She was a rather unusual girl. (same guy from audience from last round asks, "How unusual was she?!?!?"; scattered laughter) Bill: While water skiing, she lost her... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Hey now! Now that's what I call trick skiing. (audience laughs; smattering of applause) Nels, what was Marcia losing? Nels: Cookie Monster. Just kidding... (card) (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: Well -- now now. The other day, I was watching a young lady vlogging on YouTube. I'm not going to say who. But she noted she was going to take a dip in the pool -- wearing her workout gear including a *sports* bra. So -- I think that was an accurate buzzer. (more groans) Doug: Unless -- you guys want to pass the hat around and take up a collection. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: For Jacob's score -- not to bribe the judge. In any event, Jacob still has one match as we visit Tony.
Marcia lost her BLANK while water skiing.Doug: Jacob says she lost her swimsuit. What say ye? Tony: (impersonating Jan Brady) Marcia, Marcia, Marcia... why is she the most popular of the bunch? (audience laughs) (sighs) (card) (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: As I alluded to earlier, she could've gone water skiing in her workout wardrobe -- perhaps undies. Kevin? Kevin: Shouldn't have trusted the driver to tie it. (card) Bikini top. (buzz) (louder groans) Doug: (looks to judge) Gotcha. Judge says had Kevin not included "top", it would've been a match. (more groans) The more you boo, the more likely we take up the collection. (scattered laughter from crowd) And let's wrap up this half of the inning with Frank. Frank: I have to do this at least once. (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: That would be funnier if you pluralized it and made it "cookies". Marica lost her cookies while water skiing. Doug: Well -- Jacob -- one match and as many as three "close but no cigars".
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Post by billmcdee on May 20, 2021 19:41:14 GMT -5
To the judges I say "Bra Humbug!" At least credit half a match, no?  |
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on May 20, 2021 19:43:46 GMT -5
Lol
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Post by koopakid17 on May 20, 2021 19:44:45 GMT -5
Where's Dave Martinez when you need him?
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