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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 26, 2020 13:17:06 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Annnnd we're back. Let's find us a winner. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Matt, you're currently leading. You get to choose the question. Only Bill plays it since you've matched everyone else. Match Bill -- and you score $100 for the match and another $400 for the perfect score. So -- with that -- please select Question A or Question B.
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Post by mringgenberg on Feb 26, 2020 13:21:30 GMT -5
B
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 26, 2020 19:57:40 GMT -5
(grabs B) All righty then. Five of you get to take five. Bill, here's your assignment. Nerdocrumbesia's system of capital punishment is so strange.
HOW STRANGE IS IT?!?!!?
Instead of a firing squad, the condemned are executed by a BLANK squad. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 27, 2020 7:23:40 GMT -5
And Bill's ready. Matt, here's the question again. Nerdocrumbesia's system of capital punishment is so strange. Instead of a firing squad, the condemned are executed by a BLANK squad. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Feb 27, 2020 9:48:18 GMT -5
Bomb?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 27, 2020 20:08:15 GMT -5
(scattered groans and laughter) Doug: Bomb squad. Well -- we'll see if you max out or if you leave the door slightly ajar for Patrick. Bill, what say ye? Bill: (shakes head) The first thing I thought of was a flatulence or (card) "farting" squad. (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: New take on a gas chamber, I see. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: For a really strange way to carry out an execution, why not a cheerleading squad? (more laughter from crowd) Doug: Think about it -- one cheerleader would unleash the sodium thiopental on the condemned while the rest of the squad says, "Gimme an R! Gimme an I! Gimme a P! Rest in peace!" (more laughter from crowd) Doug: Matt, you remain at $500. Patrick, last question is yours. You'll need to match five stars to tie, all six for the perfecto bonus *and* the win. Anything less than five matches means Matt goes to Hollywood Squares. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 27, 2020 20:17:24 GMT -5
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2020 21:11:44 GMT -5
Bingel, Vincent, and Bryan... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares".
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Post by mrb2000 on Feb 27, 2020 22:17:51 GMT -5
(quickly finished up birthday cake. No, really, it's my birthday tomorrow, the 28th)
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 27, 2020 23:06:36 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, Bingel!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2020 1:38:07 GMT -5
Ready. And happy birthday Bingel!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 28, 2020 18:09:01 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set. Patrick, you'll need more than four matches to stick around. Dumb Dora is so dumb -- she thinks the domino theory is a theory involving BLANK. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2020 18:28:56 GMT -5
Potatoes?
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Post by billmcdee on Feb 28, 2020 18:38:39 GMT -5
Shout out to the great state of Idaho!!!
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 28, 2020 18:56:27 GMT -5
We'll be seeing you at the Land of Parting Gifts, Pat... |
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Post by asja2002 on Feb 28, 2020 19:02:39 GMT -5
I really hope you enjoy your gifts, Patrick.... but (Reaches into my pocket) I gotta give you $20.00 for creativity there.
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Post by koopakid17 on Feb 28, 2020 19:04:01 GMT -5
I feel I could make a Wikipedia linking game out of that answer!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 28, 2020 20:09:02 GMT -5
(as audience boos) Doug: Patrick -- to put this as nicely as I can -- that answer doesn't stand a snowball's chance in Ecuador. (scattered laughter from crowd) Kevin, let's not keep three other stars and the champ waiting. What'cha say? Kevin: She might think she has to connect them instead of knocking them over... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: That's more like it. Need to match 'em all to start a tie-breaker -- but I think it's ballgame when we get Bill's answer. Bill: (card) (buzz) Doug: That was the other good answer. Matt wins another $500 and Match Game. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays) Doug: What did the rest of you have? Doug: More dots -- more pizza -- somehow they go hand in hand. Doug: Matt, please join me over here. Patrick, no cash -- but fine gifts will be waiting for you backstage from Match Game. Nice hand for Patrick. (more cheers; MG players' area rolls stage left; rest of celeb grid rolls in from stage right) Doug: Matt, you're $1000 richer -- but that's a mere pittance in comparison to what you could win in Hollywood Squares. Tony will host, I'll sit where he is now, and we'll welcome three more stars -- not necessarily in that order. Stick around, we've got more fun in store in a bit. |
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 28, 2020 20:52:26 GMT -5
(underscore cue, Steve narrates, main theme, cheers and applause)STEVE: Some of today's participants will receive:
The General, Ray-Ban's 50th anniversary commemmorative sunglasses. 24-karat gold finish plus RV-50 lenses for ultimate protection. Furnished by Bausch & Lomb.
Contempra's indoor, electric Charbecue. Designed to be smokeless for succulent meats, poultry and fish. Outdoor flavor and indoor convenience, furnished by Contempra Industries.
Suregrip, Chinon's best-grip binoculars. Designed to be shock-resistant, covered with a rubberized surface for a sure grip and a slick look. Suregrip binoculars, furnished by Chinon.
And now, it's time for more of the...
With...
From The Dice Game... and a Very Happy Birthday to...
From Wheel of Fortune: Big Bucks Edition...
And from CARD SHARKS...
And now, taking over, the Master of The Hollywood Squares, TONY LANE!!! (wild cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Tony as he enters center stage* TONY: And we'll be right back to play The Hollywood Squares. Happy Birthday, Matt Bingel!!! (cheers, applause continues)*fade to commercial* ==================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Feb 28, 2020 21:10:18 GMT -5
*back to studio* (Super Match cue, Steve narrates, cheers and applause)STEVE ANDERSON: And now, Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares!(cheers and applause)TONY: Thank you, Steve. Welcome back to the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour. I'm here with Matt Ringgenberg... the winner of Match Game. With a cash total of $1,000, he'll be going one on one against the champion of The Hollywood Squares in just a bit. But first, let's re-introduce to the additional trio. At top right, he's the host of "Gambit" on the other network and also the host of "Super Password" right here on NBC. Meet Bryan Law. (cheers and applause)At top center, he's the host of "Wheel of Fortune: Big Bucks Edition"... meet Vincent Easter. (cheers, applause continues)And finally... at top left, he's currently the host of "The Dice Game" as well as "The New Hollywood Squares". It's our birthday boy... Matt Bingel! (wild cheers and applause)So Bingel... how is your birthday bash so far? |
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Post by mrb2000 on Feb 28, 2020 23:49:39 GMT -5
It’s going great. Had a nice birthday cake yesterday on a taping of Hollywood Squares. Went out to dinner just before I got here (since I had a little time). And I’ve gotten a lot of birthday letters as well from viewers from all over the country which I thank you all very much for. Plus, the people at Bonefish Grill gave me this for my birthday.  |
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Post by billmcdee on Feb 29, 2020 2:51:57 GMT -5
Ah the ever popular cake fish!
Happy Birthday Matt and many happy returns of the day!
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 1, 2020 10:51:45 GMT -5
(audience sighs, applause)(applause, cheers)I'm glad that you had a great time over at Television City. And it's a great privilege of celebrating your birthday here at The Burbank Studios. Before we bring in the birthday cake, let's start The Hollywood Squares. Matt...? (cheers and applause)*host and challenger sit in their own desk* Folks, please do not adjust your set. I just want let you all know that Lenny Jackson has been called sick today. However, he will return to his X desk in our next episode. Sitting in the X desk is our returning champion. Due to the incident four episodes ago, we have decided to bring him back. Making final appearance, he has a total of $274,418 in cash and prizes. Please welcome him back to the show NELS SNESRUD! (cheers and applause)Nels... please tell us about yourself.
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Post by nelson17 on Mar 1, 2020 10:58:28 GMT -5
Once again I’m a cashier at target who loves to bowl
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Post by redrangerdude on Mar 1, 2020 11:30:43 GMT -5
(Sorry for being so late).
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 1, 2020 12:17:03 GMT -5
(Sorry for being so late). You'll get your chance next time. |
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 1, 2020 12:17:37 GMT -5
Once again I’m a cashier at target who loves to bowl Anything else you want to add? |
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Post by redrangerdude on Mar 1, 2020 12:18:44 GMT -5
(Ok. That's fine. I didn't mean to be this late. It's just that I wasn't even notified or PM'd that it was my turn.)
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 1, 2020 12:30:07 GMT -5
(Ok. That's fine. I didn't mean to be this late. It's just that I wasn't even notified or PM'd that it was my turn.) OK... here's the deal. If Nels wins his final game, you'll come back as our champion in the next episode. If Ringgenberg wins this portion, you'll be our contestant on Match Game in the next episode. |
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Post by redrangerdude on Mar 1, 2020 12:40:19 GMT -5
(Ok, I'm good with that.)
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