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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 9, 2020 20:50:34 GMT -5
(grabs A) Once again, all six stars get to play. (scans card) Hmm -- I'm seeing a theme here. (scattered laughter from crowd) (Doug walks to Tony's area on panel) The question starts "Tony Lane said..." (hands card; Tony reads) "Man, I just woke up from a terrible nightmare. Doug and I were replaced as hosts of the 'Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour' by Ryan Seacrest and BLANK." (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 9, 2020 23:18:34 GMT -5
This is gonna be a very interesting question. Steve. What do you think of Bill's direction of creating an already improved Star Wheel?
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Post by asja2002 on Jan 10, 2020 17:27:39 GMT -5
Its beyond anything I could have come up with. Extremely well done!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 10, 2020 18:35:43 GMT -5
All right, Lenny, they're all set. Here's the question again. Tony Lane said, "Man, I just woke up from a terrible nightmare. Doug and I were replaced as hosts of the 'Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour' by Ryan Seacrest and BLANK."
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Post by redrangerdude on Jan 11, 2020 14:25:38 GMT -5
That guy from the Bachelor, Chris Harrison
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 11, 2020 20:40:32 GMT -5
(smattereing of applause)Doug: Mmm -- not a bad answer. Thing is there's a logical answer -- and a hilariously logical answer if you think about it. Let's compare answers starting with Hunter once again. Hunter: Season 1 of "American Idol", anyone? (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: *That's* the hilariously logical answer. Well played, Hunter. Bill? Bill: The DEFINITIVE answer has GOT to be... SHA NA NA.... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Ah, this show's OG on the Squares side. Still lookin' for Chris as we go to Mark. Mark: He's done well on the Pyramid, so this choice should make sense. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: That and he's one of Snoop's EPs on TJW. Still no match yet. Tony Lane said, "Man, I just woke up from a terrible nightmare. Doug and I were replaced as hosts of the 'Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour' by Ryan Seacrest and BLANK." Doug: Answer we're looking for is Chris Harrison. I did this with Bill. I'll do the same with Tony. Let's bypass Tony for now and go to Steve. Steve: It was bad for the show....and worse for this network..... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Just don't bring up Michael. (scattered laughter from crowd) Jon? Jon: I’m going back further. Remember this guy? (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Another Brian. All right, Tony. It's your question. It was your nightmare. Seacrest replaced me. Who replaced you? Tony: The only answer I could think of is Ryan's sidekick... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Another Kelly. No one thought of the really off-the-wall answer. Amber from "Click!" (scattered laughter) Doug: Still no score after two rounds of play. Really, we'll get a match -- even if "Chicago Med" has to start late. (scattered laughter) Find out who goes on to Hollywood Squares after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 11, 2020 21:51:07 GMT -5
WARNING! Viewer discretion is advised.==================================================================== *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following--
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 11, 2020 22:21:28 GMT -5
(audience cheers)And we're back. Let's find a winner in Match Game. (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Really, we'll get a winner. Since Lainey went first in Round 2 and we still have a tie ballgame, Lenny, you get to start us off by picking A or B.
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Post by redrangerdude on Jan 12, 2020 11:37:01 GMT -5
B please
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 12, 2020 20:27:41 GMT -5
(grabs B) Lenny goes with B and... ...once again all stars play both questions. I think the civilians intentionally mismatched so that all of you could play all the questions. (scattered laughter from crowd) Only kidding. Billy Mitchell has the highest score ever in the video game Pac-Man. When it comes to achieving a higher score, you don't stand a BLANK of a chance. (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 12, 2020 22:51:19 GMT -5
*writes down answer, places in slot* And while the others are still writing the answers down, I have some important news to announce-- Since the 2019 Net Game Awards was cancelled and never shown on the air, I would like to tell Doug, Bill... and the rest of you that the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour have won the award for BEST NET GAME ADAPTATION - CHANNEL 3! (loud cheers and applause)(applause continues, standing ovation) |
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 13, 2020 6:50:50 GMT -5
Tony, you and Doug have been at the helm here since day 1 and like a fine wine, the show has gotten better and better over time!
You two are truly the standard-bearers when it comes to hosting as well as set design.
The only reason I am any good at all is because of the example and the feedback and support and encouragement and respect that Tony and Doug have afforded me lo these many many years...
(answer in slot)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 13, 2020 9:46:52 GMT -5
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Post by asja2002 on Jan 13, 2020 15:19:43 GMT -5
I’ve been privileged to help bring a number of the set pieces and designs to life, building on the fine work of so many over the years.A huge congratulations to every line involved in this production
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Jan 13, 2020 17:31:05 GMT -5
I'd like to extend upon that by saying that this show is one of the best shows I've ever had the privilege to be a part of, and I'm so delighted for you guys. Congrats to Doug and Tony and to everyone on the staff and everyone in the booth, you guys deserve it.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 13, 2020 20:41:24 GMT -5
Humbled and honored by this award. To paraphrase Sally Field, you must really like us. (audience cheers) Okay, back to business. Lenny, here's the question again. Billy Mitchell has the highest score ever in the video game Pac-Man. When it comes to achieving a higher score, you don't stand a BLANK of a chance. |
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Post by redrangerdude on Jan 13, 2020 21:03:32 GMT -5
Ghost
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 13, 2020 23:22:37 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: There's the answer. Now let's see if you finally get on the board -- starting with Hunter. Hunter: No doubt about it... (ding; audience applause) Doug: And there's the first match of the game. Bill, do you make it $200? Bill: If ever an answer was "Boo" worthy, it is this one... (ding; audience applause) Doug: I see what you did there. There's another ghost for $200. Mark, do you make it $300? Mark: Time to bust some... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Three for three so far. Tony, do you make four? Tony: In the words of Ray Parker, Jr. and I quote... "I ain't 'fraid of no..." (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's four. Steve? Steve: Yay! One I understand!!!! (ding; audience applause)Steve: Hi Pinkie!! Doug: Greetings to a particular ghost, eh? Jon, if you've made it unanimous, Lenny scores a total of $1000. Jon: No lie here, you don’t stand a (card) ghost of a chance. (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's the perfecto! Doug: Six matches at $100 each for $600 -- plus $400 for reaching the max score in this game. $1000 for you, Lenny. Lainey, if he can do it, you can as well. In fact, you'll have to run the table just to start the tie-breaker.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 13, 2020 23:28:45 GMT -5
(grabs A; walks to panel) And here comes the last Match Game question in regulation. Legend has it Helen of Troy's face launched a thousand ships. In the here and now, Ugly Edna has the face that can BLANK a thousand ships. (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 13, 2020 23:50:05 GMT -5
Vincent Easter, Matt Bingel, and Kevin Kolsen... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares".
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2020 6:11:12 GMT -5
Ready.
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Post by mrb2000 on Jan 14, 2020 12:24:38 GMT -5
Standing By
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Post by koopakid17 on Jan 14, 2020 12:30:18 GMT -5
As am I.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 14, 2020 19:52:49 GMT -5
Okay, everyone's set. Lainey, remember, you need 'em all to stay in business. Legend has it Helen of Troy's face launched a thousand ships. In the here and now, Ugly Edna has the face that can BLANK a thousand ships.
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Post by lmurphy10 on Jan 14, 2020 21:24:39 GMT -5
Sunked A Thousand Ships
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 14, 2020 22:26:08 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Grammar teachers, we know what you're thinking. Lainey, we know what you mean. You're looking for six sinkings of ships for the tie-breaker. Hunter, let's start with you. Hunter: Can only be one... (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's -- one -- match -- and we've blown a fuse over there. Joy! (scattered laughter from crowd) Well, in the original series, a fuse was blown during Hollywood Squares over here. So, what goes 'round comes 'round, I guess. That's okay. We know we need to see "sink" or a form thereof five more times or else Lenny wins. With that, Bill, what do you bring to the table? Bill: It has to be (card) a thousand ships... (ding; audience applause)Doug: Okay, there's another match for Lainey. Need four more to stay in business. Mark? Mark: Edna's so ugly that her face can cause (card) destruction of all those ships. (mixed reactions from crowd) (Doug quickly looks to judge) (buzz) (audience groans)Doug: Oh no! Judge Von Erik: (over loud speaker) To Mark's point, Edna's ugly visage could magically cause an explosion and destruction of the boat. Pieces of the boat could float in the water without sinking. So -- game over. Doug: I'm sorry about that, Lainey. Lenny, you're going to Hollywood Squares. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays)Doug: What did the bottom row have. Doug: Oh -- so close. Doug: Lenny, please join me over here -- and take your place on the blue dot. Lainey, the scoreboard's revived to display the official final score. We will let the matches from the bottom row count. So that's $500 cash plus some fine gifts. Sorry it can't be more than that. A nice hand for Lainey. (audience cheers; MG desks roll stage left; rest of celebrity grid roll in from stage right) Lenny, the rest of the set's coming in. That means we're getting ready for Hollywood Squares. Tony and I will trade places, we'll welcome three more guests, and we'll have tens of thousands up for grabs. Please stand by, everybody.
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 15, 2020 6:25:32 GMT -5
(as Groucho) And just what do you want me TO stand by good man?
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 22, 2020 21:20:21 GMT -5
(underscore theme plays)SHADOE: A member of our studio audience will receive The Daniel Mink Bolero collection. Features 18-karat gold finish on stainless steel, accented by semi-precious stones. From Daniel Mink.And some of our departing contestants will receive...
Dazey Turbo Spa. Helps turn your bath into a luxurious, stress-relieving retreat. Full-powered, full-featured. Turbo Spa -- furnished by Dazey.
A free rental of The Rug Doctor. Steams carpets clean, fast, and easy. Available in most supermarkets. There's only one Rug Doctor -- Steaming mad at dirt.
Globalink translation software allows you to communicate with friends all over the world. With the touch of your finger, your English message translates into French, Italian, Spanish, or German. Makes foreign countries seem just like next door. From Globalink.
And a gift certificate from Trustworthy Hardware Stores, the problem solvers. Committed to serving you with brand-name products and expert do-it-yourself advice. Trustworthy Hardware Stores.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From Wheel of Fortune - Big Bucks Edition...
(cheers and applause)
From The New Hollywood Squares... (cheers and applause)From Whammy!: The All-New Press Your Luck...
(cheers and applause)And, taking over... the master of The Hollywood Squares... TONY LANE! (wild cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Tony as he enters center stage* TONY: And we'll be right back to play The Hollywood Squares after this pause. Keep it locked right here... (cheers, applause continues)*fade to commercial* ==================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 22, 2020 21:39:21 GMT -5
*back to studio* (Super Match cue plays, cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: And now... Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares.(cheers and applause)TONY: Thank you, Shadoe. I'm here with Lenny Jackson... the winner of Match Game. So far, he had a perfecto and won a cash total of $1,500. And in a just a matter of minutes, he'll be going one on one against the champion on The Hollywood Squares. Before we begin the 'Squares... please allow me to re-introduce our three additional panelists-- At top left, he's the host of "Wheel of Fortune: Big Bucks Edition" on the other network. Please welcome Vincent Easter! (cheers and applause)At top center, he's currently hosting both "The Dice Game" on the other network and "The New Hollywood Squares". Please welcome Matt Bingel. (more cheers and applause)And finally, he's the host of "Whammy!: The All-New Press Your Luck" on Game Show Network. Please give it up for Kevin Kolsen! (cheers, applause continues)So Matt... I heard a rumor that a familiar face will be making an appearance on your show. Care to share a spoiler with us? |
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Post by mrb2000 on Jan 22, 2020 23:15:09 GMT -5
I guess I can.
You can kind of say my show is kind of like The Muppet Show of game shows. Why? We have a different celebrity guest every week.
2 weeks ago, on our premiere show, we had ALF as well as Ash and Pikachu.
Last week, we had Pee-Wee Herman.
And on this week’s show, we have 2 guests.
We have from Everybody Loves Raymond, Brad Garrett!
(Oohs and applause)
And. And. We have a former host of Hollywood Squares. This week, we got Tom Bergeron too!
(Oohs and applause)
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