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Post by lmurphy10 on Jan 5, 2020 8:41:50 GMT -5
Well I'm from Brooklyn NY go nets and I work as a teacher for a elementary school and I like hiking,reading,and watching movies and also my daughter just got engaged to her boyfriend so we're busy planning it
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 5, 2020 20:34:02 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Ah, well, here's wishing the happy couple decades of wedded bliss. Contestants, again, good luck as we play Match Game -- where your objective is to match as many... ...of these members of the Rebel Alliance as you possibly can. (audience laughs)Each match awards cash. A perfect score is worth more cash. Higher score after the third round collects $500 more -- and then plays the champ in Hollywood Squares. Winner there plays the Super Match for a possible $100,000 payoff! (audience cheers) Lenny, you're going to start us off. I've got two questions here. Would you like to start off with A or B?
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Post by redrangerdude on Jan 5, 2020 21:51:37 GMT -5
B please
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 5, 2020 22:55:09 GMT -5
(grabs B) B it is -- since you said "please" -- and away we go. (walks to panel) And all six stars get to write down their best answers to this. Hey, remember Dirty Harry, the dastardly card dealer, from my old casino-style show, The Big Risk? He recently found work as a BLANK. (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jan 5, 2020 22:57:11 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 6, 2020 0:33:44 GMT -5
I am deeply impressed at the improved Star Wheel, Bill. I hope we don't get a C and D order from Harry Friedman.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 6, 2020 15:23:47 GMT -5
Pretty quiet, huh?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jan 6, 2020 15:33:11 GMT -5
Laughs
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 6, 2020 21:08:11 GMT -5
Okay, Lenny, they're ready. I'll repeat the question. Hey, remember Dirty Harry, the dastardly card dealer, from my old casino-style show, The Big Risk? He recently found work as a BLANK.
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Post by redrangerdude on Jan 6, 2020 21:38:35 GMT -5
Con artist?
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 6, 2020 21:39:35 GMT -5
GILBERT GOTTFRIED: YOU CRIMINAL!!!
(audience laughs)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 6, 2020 22:37:39 GMT -5
(as audience groans) Doug: Harry was bad -- but didn't strive to be that bad. Then again, this is a Round 1 question. This is the time to let the imagination run free. So -- ya never know. Hunter, we start hunting for matches with you. Hunter: This is the only one that comes to my mind, and I hope I don't offend anyone watching. (buzz) (mixed reactions from crowd) Doug: Believe it or not, Hunter's on to something. Harry's mustache did look like one worn by -- uh -- that. (scattered laughter from crowd) Bill, we're lookin' for a con artist. Bill: First of all, to Lainey congratulations on your daughter's upcoming nuptials. Second, the spirit of Nipsey Russell is being channeled through me. Doug: Oh dear. Bill: Speaking of weddings, marriage has a certain ring to it. There's an engagement ring, A wedding ring, And suffering! (audience laughs and applauds)Bill: Thank you for your kind indulgence. Now then, With a name like "Dirty" Harry, he went from being a carD dealer to being a -- (card) -- Used CAR Dealer! (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Ah ha! I like that play on words. Well done. Mark, over to you, now. Mark: There's a reason why Dirty Harry's dirty. His new job will involve being a full time... (buzz) (scattered groans and boos) Doug: Probably took that a little too literally. Let's visit Tony now. Hey, remember Dirty Harry, the dastardly card dealer, from my old casino-style show, The Big Risk? He recently found work as a BLANK. Doug: And Lenny said "con artist". What say ye? Tony: Definitely not a pretty sight to see Dirty Harry's new career... Mark: There's a reason why Dirty Harry's dirty. His new job will involve being a full time... (buzz) (scattered laughter, groans and boos) Doug: Now there's a visual I can't get out of the recesses of my mind. (scattered laughter from crowd) Steve, save us. Steve: You have to have a certain mind frame these days to go into the line of work Dirty Harry is in now... (buzz) (audience laughs)Tony: Steve, is Dirty Harry a Republican? Steve: From Nevada, possibly..... But given the nature of things as of late I'd have to delve into it further on (card) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Chuck Todd, if you're watching, you're welcome. Jon remembers TBR and Harry. Jon: (nods head) I remember him...very intimidating guy. Perfect for a... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Bouncer! There ya go. Doug: No con artists and no matches for Lenny. Better luck in the next round. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 6, 2020 22:49:50 GMT -5
(grabs A) Lainie, now the stars play your question. (walks to panel) And for the stars, here's the next assignment. Santa Claus said, "Little Rotten Rodney is already on the naughty list for next Christmas. Late in 2019, instead of milk and cookies, he left me BLANK." (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jan 6, 2020 23:41:50 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Jan 7, 2020 0:05:38 GMT -5
(inserts card)
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 7, 2020 6:15:15 GMT -5
(inserting my answer)...Used Car Dealer should match Con Artist.....Senator should match too! (chuckling)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 7, 2020 8:41:54 GMT -5
There is truth in that, Bill. I'm afraid used car dealer, con artist, and senator would all lead to general vs. specific mismatches. Okay, Lainey, the panel's ready. I'll repeat the question. Santa Claus said, "Little Rotten Rodney is already on the naughty list for next Christmas. Late in 2019, instead of milk and cookies, he left me BLANK." |
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Post by lmurphy10 on Jan 7, 2020 9:30:13 GMT -5
Please don't boo
Rudolph's Head on a Silver Platter
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 7, 2020 20:42:12 GMT -5
(mix of groans, woahs and a few boos from the crowd) Doug: Ehhh -- Lainey -- the year may be young. But that answer is the clear front-runner for most gruesome answer of 2020. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: We'll still check answers starting with Hunter. Hunter: In an attempt to keep this as family-friendly as possible... (buzz) (mixed reactions from crowd) Hunter: I'll let you fill in the blanks there, so to speak. Doug: Can we start this year over? (scattered laughter from crowd) Bill, over to you. Bill: Rodney was really rotten. Some in audience: How rotten was he? (scattered laughter from crowd as Doug shakes head) Bill: He kept criticizing Santa for being overweight. So to that end in order to help Santa reduce, instead of leaving milk and cookies for Santa, Rotten Rodney left him... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Ah -- went for an analogy. A good one. Mark, what do you bring to the table? Mark: I think Rodney's taken up residence with Oscar the Grouch because the two of them seem to think alike. As per Oscar's advice, Rodney left the big guy a big pile of... (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: That's a good answer. No match yet as we go to Tony. Santa Claus said, "Little Rotten Rodney is already on the naughty list for next Christmas. Late in 2019, instead of milk and cookies, he left me BLANK." Doug: And Lainey said -- Rudolph's head on a silver platter. Tony: (impersonating Don Pardo) This Round 1 question of Match Game is brought to you today by the makers of... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Great answer. I may need some during the break. (scattered laughter from crowd) Steve? Steve: Rodney was trying to tell Santa something, but maybe should've kept his opinion to himself... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: In keeping with Bill's thinking, I see. And Jon, bring it home. Jon: He made jolly old Saint Nick not so jolly with a can of... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: More Slim-fast. Doug: Well, we're scoreless after one period of play. Kathryn Tappen's next with the intermission report with more of the game -- after this. (MG-HSH theme plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 7, 2020 21:20:25 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 7, 2020 21:36:06 GMT -5
(audience cheers)We're back. Time to start Round 2. (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Normally, the leading player goes first. However, since there's no score and Lenny went first in Round 1, *Lainey* starts us off in Round 2. Lainey, would you like A or B?
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 8, 2020 13:45:06 GMT -5
What happens if Lainey misses the 24 hour deadline?
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jan 8, 2020 15:17:44 GMT -5
I would suggest having the randomizer decide what question he gets
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 8, 2020 15:44:58 GMT -5
Or he can go off the board and take Solar System for $200...
No, that's right, can't do that here.
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Post by lmurphy10 on Jan 8, 2020 16:03:36 GMT -5
B please and I'm a she
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 8, 2020 17:17:27 GMT -5
Oh... our humble apologies to you, Lainey. It's great to have you here as a contestant.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 8, 2020 20:35:37 GMT -5
(grabs B) Lainie goes with B -- and all six stars play both questions this round. Bill McDee said -- (scattered laughter from crowd) (Doug walks to Bill's area on panel) Here, Bill, finish out the question. (hands card; Bill reads) "I don't think Dumb Dora understands how to play Hot Potato. She thought she was playing for BLANK instead of cash." (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 9, 2020 10:05:10 GMT -5
Okay, Lainey, they're ready. Here's the question again. "I don't think Dumb Dora understands how to play Hot Potato. She thought she was playing for BLANK instead of cash."
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Post by lmurphy10 on Jan 9, 2020 10:21:57 GMT -5
Audience Please don't Boo
Mash
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 9, 2020 20:39:22 GMT -5
(smattering of applause)Doug: Mash, you say. We'll take that to mean "mashed potatoes". I doubt anyone here would say "4077th in Korea". (scattered laughter from crowd) Dora would -- but not the panel. Hunter, we're starting with you again. Hunter: Well you have to think, Hot Potato, and what can you make with potatoes? (buzz) (scattered applause from crowd) Doug: There ya go. Any potato-related answer's a winner here. Now I want to intentionally skip Bill for now, save his expert opinion for last, and go to Mark. Mark: She's so dumb that she thinks for playing for... (buzz) (scattered cheers from crowd) Doug: Now there was my answer. But no match as we go to Tony, continue across, and go back and pick Bill's answer up. Bill McDee said, "I don't think Dumb Dora understands how to play Hot Potato. She thought she was playing for BLANK instead of cash." Doug: And she said "mash". What say ye? Tony: Can't have the ketchup without... (buzz) (scattered cheers from crowd) Doug: More fries from the master of the squares. Steve? Steve: I went a little more juvenile..... (buzz) (scattered applause from crowd) Doug: Oddly enough, that's the title of the junior version of "Hot Potato" Bill's pitching for Saturday morning. (scattered laughter from crowd) Jon? Jon: She thought it was time to ketchup... (audience groans)Jon: Maybe you’ll clap at this... (buzz) (scattered applause from crowd) Doug: Three orders of fries, Lainey, but no mashed potatoes *yet*. Now, we go back to the star of Hot Potato. Bill McDee, instead of cash, what was Dumb Dora thinking she was playing for? Bill: Since the game's name is Hot Potato, instead of cash, Dora thought the grand prize was... (buzz) (scattered applause from crowd) Doug: There ya go. Doug: Well, Lainey, if I can't have potatoes French fried, I love 'em mashed. Still have one more round to go. Lenny wants to get in business here.
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