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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2019 8:48:17 GMT -5
Manners?
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 15, 2019 9:03:20 GMT -5
(politely applauding that nice answer)
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 15, 2019 15:49:08 GMT -5
Manners?
*mixed reactions from audience*
I suppose Mary's taste in men can be that way if she wants. We'll find out if our stars have any input on that. Mark, you open the round of card-flipping. Johnny's manners impress Mary, according to Matthew E. How about you?
Mark: Mary's quite impressed with Johnny's singing.
[SINGING]
*buzzer, mild applause*
Me: That's another good trait for Johnny, probably for a rowboat date. Not a match, though. Skipping on over to Bill now. What do you think Johnny impressed Mary with?
Bill: Wow, what is this, a recycled question from Match Game '73? (Chuckling)...
Me: When you put it that way, it's kind of a tribute.
Bill: I love it! But can't do much in the way of humor on this question, therefore I say that
Mary was very impressed by Johnny's.....
[PERSONALITY]
Which is why on the Donna Reed Show, Donna's daughter Mary Stone sang the song "Johnny Angel".
*buzzer, applause*
Me: Hey, you almost matched Mark if you went for the action! Three different answers mean still no bucks for Matthew E. Let's break this trend we hope with Vincent.
Vincent: Mary was impressed with Little Johnny's...
[COOKING]
Little Johnny is so great, he could participate in MasterChef Junior.
*buzzer, applause*
Me: And they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. The inverse is just as well! To the bottom level I go. How did you fill in this blank, Matt B.? Mary was really impressed with Johnny's...
Matt B.: Time to go that route.
[MAN BOOBIES]
*buzzer, screaming and laughter from audience*
Me: Were they bigger than Mary's? That's what I'd like to know!
*laughter continues*
Matthew E. didn't go that route, thank goodness. Two more stars, beginning with Evan. What do you have on that card of yours?
Evan: I choose to believe for no particular reason that the Johnny in the question is Johnny Olson, so I said...
[VOICE]
After all these years, we still miss him...
*buzzer, applause*
Me: Did having Matt B. go before you affect your way of thinking, though?
*laughter*
Matthew E., you're striking out here. We'd like for you to enter the final round with at least one match. Can you do that, Steve?
Steve: This is Daytime. I’ll behave I suppose.
Mary is impressed with his
[COOKING]
*buzzer, awws and applause from audience*
Me: Only one star went that dirty route, Steve. All right, Matt R. has the advantage with $300, a goose egg for Matthew E.
*theme plays*
Join us in a little bit for the thrilling conclusion to this game. We'll be right back after this message for you!
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Post by nelson17 on Jun 15, 2019 17:12:52 GMT -5
Matt bingel ur gonna get it
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Post by mrb2000 on Jun 15, 2019 17:14:26 GMT -5
It was the first thing that came to my head.
Could’ve been worse though, so hush.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 15, 2019 21:46:25 GMT -5
*fade to promo* (win cue, cheers and applause, Steve narrates)STEVE ANDERSON: Closed Captioning paid for in part by the following--*back to studio*
One last round to play. This may be the last time I hit the toaster button. I'm bound to use my margarine on it sometime. *laughter* Matt R., you pick again because you're ahead three-zip. Do you want A or B?
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 15, 2019 22:14:58 GMT -5
B
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 15, 2019 22:22:48 GMT -5
For the third time, I'll read the B question first.
The entire bottom row does not play. Mark, Bill and Vincent, here it comes:
Dumb Dora just got fired from the ice cream shop. When a gentleman walked in and asked for two milkshakes, Dora showed him her BLANKs.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 16, 2019 7:32:12 GMT -5
I have three answers written down so Matt R., how do you fill in this blank?
Dumb Dora just got fired from the ice cream shop. When a gentleman walked in and asked for two milkshakes, Dora showed him her BLANKs.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 16, 2019 7:46:40 GMT -5
Breasts
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 16, 2019 8:12:32 GMT -5
(applauding NOT so politely at THAT answer!)  |
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 16, 2019 8:39:38 GMT -5
*cheers and applause*
Didn't have to use slang for that answer, Matt! If all three of the remaining stars matched that, that bonus is as good as yours. Mark, do we have breasts as your answer?
Mark: She showed her big fat popsicles.
[POPSICLES]
*buzzer, angry shouting and boos from audience*
Don't look now, Mark, but you just cost Matt R. his perfect score. Maybe this was why Gene had the celebrities read the questions, too.
*laughter*
Me: Bill, do we see a match?
Bill: The definitive answer has to be where the milk is kept...
Her boobs!
[HER BOOBS]
And the customer said......no, nevermind, this is a daytime show...
*ding, cheers and applause*
Another $100 coming your way, Matt! You can make it $500 if you match Vincent. Let's see it.
Dumb Dora is so dumb, she showed off her fat...
[POPSICLES]
*buzzer, groans*
Mark, I think you should feel a bit better now. One out of three said boobs, Matt R, so you come out with $400.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 16, 2019 8:45:18 GMT -5
Matthew E. has the final question of the game. You can tie with four matches or win with five.
Everybody plays again. A reads:
"Did you hear about the mobster who swallowed a pig?"
Audience: No!
Me: Well, you're about to!
*laughter*
Did you hear about mobster who swallowed a pig? They're all hoping he doesn't BLANK.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 16, 2019 9:00:26 GMT -5
I think my Boobs answer matching Matt's Breasts answer should score 2, not 1  |
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Post by mrb2000 on Jun 16, 2019 10:53:28 GMT -5
(As I’m writing down my answer)
Remember when I said it was a nightmare having Mark in the panel?
Yeah. I knew I wasn’t wrong.
(Finishes answer)
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 16, 2019 16:14:27 GMT -5
Everybody is in. Matthew E., fill in the blank to this: Did you hear about mobster who swallowed a pig? They're all hoping he doesn't BLANK.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2019 19:12:08 GMT -5
Squeal
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Post by mrb2000 on Jun 16, 2019 19:18:59 GMT -5
Forgot to mention this at the beginning of this question:
Doug, Tony, & Bryan, stand by for Hollywood Squares.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 16, 2019 20:29:14 GMT -5
*cheers and applause*
Matthew E., you have to feel good about that. I think you picked the definitive answer there! You can advance to the Squares portion of our show if five of the stars said that, but you can still tie with four as previously mentioned. Mark, are we going to see Matthew E. squeal with excitement?
Mark: *flips card*
[OINK]
*silence, then a buzzer, followed by boos*
Me: All right, I have to explain here. An oink is the grunting sound a pig makes and a squeal is made with a different part of its larynx. Therefore, the two are not synonymous. If you don't like it, I can have Joe West host the rest of this segment and throw all of you out if you keep complaining!
*laughter*
I mean it. This is Turnabout Week for a reason. I don't think oinking will get anybody in trouble with the mob anyway. Next up is Bill. Can you get us back on the right track?
Bill: *flips card*
[SQUEAL]
*ding, cheers and applause*
Me: And that gets you on the board! Next, we'll go to Vincent. Do you know any squealers?
Vincent: *flips card*
[OINK]
*buzzer, groans*
Me: Two oinkers, and I don't just mean the answers. You gotta match Matt B., Evan and Steve to have any hope of sticking around. Matt B., his fate's in your hands. What did the mob not want that pig-swallower to do?
Matt B.: It’s obvious.
[OINK]
*long buzzer, mix of groans and awws*
Me: I'm sorry. Matt R., that means you are today's Match Game winner!
*bell sequence, applause as win music plays*
What did you two have?
Evan:
[OINK]
Steve:
[SQUEAL]
Me: He matched Steve at least so he gets another hundred out of that. You know, it's not often the best answers to Round 3 questions don't occur to the majority of our stars. Matt R., come on over to stage center with me.
*Matt R. walks towards me onstage*
Matthew E., I hate to say goodbye. $200 for those two matches and an all expenses paid trip to the land of parting gifts. We thank you for playing and hope you had a good time.
*applause as Matthew E. walks offstage*
Matt R., you get $400 for the matches plus another $500 for winning the game, giving you $900 total. You'll face Nels in Hollywood Squares when we come back. Speaking of which, Matt Bingel, come on up here!
*Matt Bingel joins me and Matt R.*
When we resume, you'll see me in the lower left square as the focus shifts to Matt Bingel hosting the Hollywood Squares. Join us then!
*cheers and applause as fee plug music plays*
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 16, 2019 22:12:28 GMT -5
Hey everyone. Sorry about the absence. As soon as I give Steve the two assignments-- One here and the other is "High Rollers". I'll work on the designs including the plug ins and the second half intro. Thank you all for your patience.
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Post by mrb2000 on Jun 16, 2019 23:33:24 GMT -5
I actually have some of the graphics ready to go for H2.
It’s just the X’s and O’s I don’t have.
Other than that, I have the contestants podiums and the panel ready to go (Created a template from the previous episode).
I’ll put those graphics up here in the morning.
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Post by mrb2000 on Jun 17, 2019 11:57:59 GMT -5
Here are the graphics I was talkin about:   (I know it's not much change. The only things I changed were the fonts and the names, but hey, it's something) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 17, 2019 12:19:09 GMT -5
(underscore cue, Steve narrates, main theme, cheers and applause)STEVE: A member of our studio audience will receive his and hers quartz watches from Jules Jurgensen. Hers is styled in 14 karat gold surrounded by 1/4 karat of fiery diamonds. His is styled in a 14 karat gold case with convenient date feature. From Jules Jurgensen.And some of our departing contestants will receive...
Vivitar's innovative 450PZ camera. Built-in 38-70mm PowerZoom lens and sophisticated electronic flash. Beautiful pictures from scenics to portraits from Vivitar.
Franklin's amazing Wordmaster. Electronic speller, thesaurus, and game player with a half-a-million synonyms from Merriam-Webster. Franklin, innovator in electronic reference.
From Pinseeker, a set of custom-made golf clubs, including stainless-steel woods with matching irons and a deluxe staff bag from Pinseeker.
And Paul Nelson Industries combines an old-fashioned penny gumball machine with a one-piece telephone. It features last number redial, mute button, and on/off ringer. Furnished by Paul Nelson Industries.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From On A Roll...
(cheers and applause)
From On A Roll: After Dark... (cheers and applause)
From Card Sharks...
BRYAN LAW
(lighted wall will be updated later this week)
(cheers and applause)And, taking over... the guest host of The Hollywood Squares... MATT BINGEL! (wild cheers and applause)*Kevin passes the mic to Matt Bingel as he enters center stage*
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Post by mrb2000 on Jun 17, 2019 13:27:09 GMT -5
Always wanted to host this show!!
I’m so excited!!
We’ll be back with some Hollywood Squares right after this!!
Don’t you dare go away!!
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 17, 2019 20:00:55 GMT -5
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Post by Bryan on Jun 18, 2019 0:49:24 GMT -5
WHASSUP!!!
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Post by mrb2000 on Jun 18, 2019 9:10:38 GMT -5
Sounds like someone's more excited than I am! (laughter) I'm just kidding there, Bryan. Welcome back to Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour. I'm here with Matt Riggenberg who won $900 in our Match Game portion and now is going to face a big champion, Nels. Let's go over there. (applause) Oh, I tell you I am so excited. It's now my turn to host. (applause and cheers) Thank you. You folks have no idea how honored I am to be hosting this. Standing up here in the same spot where the amazing Tony Lane is standing is a real honor for me. I must say. (applause) It's gonna be fun. Trust me. Enough about me, though. I've always wanted to say this, even though this is MGHSH... HELLO STARS!!!Everyone: Hello! Bryan: Wazzup!! Let's introduce our 3 new panelists we have up there. The OG of the Match Game portion of this show, the amazing Doug Morris! (applause and cheers) We also have his, shall we say, sidekick. The man who normally is up here where I am. Mr. Tony Lane!! (applause and cheers) And finally, from Card Sharks, Mr. Bryan Law!! (applause and cheers) Doug sat up there in the top row on yesterday's show. So, I gotta ask someone else. Hey Tony, how is the view up there? |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 18, 2019 10:26:42 GMT -5
It's so beautiful, you can see the country of Russia over there.
(audience laughs)
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Post by mrb2000 on Jun 18, 2019 12:04:05 GMT -5
I mean, he's not wrong. I would know. Have fun up there y'all. Over here, however, in our X Position, we have a big champion. If my records are correct, he is the 2nd biggest winner in MGHSH History. He's back for his 4th day with a grand total of, this is incredible, $176,539 in cash and prizes. (audience woahs) Please welcome back Nels Snesrud. (applause and cheers) Nels, how are you feeling now that you have all this money and prizes? |
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 18, 2019 12:06:48 GMT -5
Wave hi to Sarah Palin for me, Tony!
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