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Post by billmcdee on Jun 8, 2019 18:10:58 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2019 21:57:11 GMT -5
Well, I'm 20 years old and I'm from Poland. I'm looking for a job and I enjoy watching game shows, reading crime books and playing board games.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 8, 2019 22:13:59 GMT -5
Very nice. It's a pleasure to have you here, Matthew. I trust that you've seen Match Game before. How ready do you think you are to match our celebrities?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2019 0:20:54 GMT -5
I will definitely try.
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Post by nathandiniz on Jun 9, 2019 3:50:13 GMT -5
Bill, WELCOME BACK TO NET GAME CENTRAL!!!! By the way, that was a very extremely hilarious opening by you. Can't wait to see more of you!!!
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 9, 2019 5:38:24 GMT -5
Bill, WELCOME BACK TO NET GAME CENTRAL!!!! By the way, that was a very extremely hilarious opening by you. Can't wait to see more of you!!! (Thanks most kindly Nathan!) |
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 9, 2019 8:32:26 GMT -5
All right. Keep in mind, you’re also matching wits against an opponent. Please say hello to Matt Riggenberg!
For the purpose of avoiding confusion, I will be referring to Matt Riggenberg as Matt R. and Matthew Ellwart as Matthew. Matt Bingel on our panel will be Matt B. and this welcome mat here on the floor will be called "Welcome".
*laughter*
But let’s get back to the game. Matt R., tell us where you’re from and what you do there.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 9, 2019 8:38:34 GMT -5
I'm a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, IA.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 9, 2019 8:41:02 GMT -5
Okay. Now, how does it feel to be on the same stage with two people who share your name?
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 9, 2019 8:41:39 GMT -5
Unusual
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 9, 2019 8:52:26 GMT -5
I bet it does. Having three is enough already but now you all have to contend with that welcome mat!
Here's how Match Game works. I will read a question and the two Matts here will be aiming to match as many as these descendants of Old Man Periwinkle with their answers as they possibly can. We'll do three rounds and the player with the highest score moves onto play against our champion Nels in Hollywood Squares. One more thing, each match here nets you $100. If you can match all six of our stars, we bump your score to $1,000!
I'll push the toaster button revealing two questions. Matthew E., you won the toss backstage so first choice is yours. A or B?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2019 8:54:35 GMT -5
I'll take the B, please Kevin.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 9, 2019 9:18:32 GMT -5
B it is. New game, so everybody plays... Fat Frieda is sooooooooo fat... Audience: HOW FAT WAS SHE!? Me: She was so fat that everybody liked her and found nothing funny about her at all. *laughter* Me: No... Fat Frieda is so fat she is the only woman to beat BLANK in a sumo wrestling match.
Matthew E., please wait until the stars have deliberated their answers before I call on you to answer the question. |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 9, 2019 18:23:33 GMT -5
NOTE: The graphic designs will be edited later tonight.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 9, 2019 21:50:04 GMT -5
All our celebs have written down their answers. Matthew E., I'll re-read the question upon which you'll give me an answer: Fat Frieda is so fat she is the only woman to beat BLANK in a sumo wrestling match.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2019 22:57:27 GMT -5
Donald Trump
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 10, 2019 11:21:48 GMT -5
*jumps back as the audience bursts into laughter* The audience sure likes the way you think, Michael! What matters though is if any of our celebrities thought the same about our commander in chief losing to Fat Frieda. I'll start at the top with Mark. Do you have Fat Frieda besting Donald Trump in a sumo match? Mark: She's so fat that she was the only woman to beat Skinny Vinny. [SKINNY VINNY] *buzzer, angry shouting and boos from audience* Me: Now, look what you've done, Mark. You got the audience all upset! Who's next? I get to talk to Bill McDee. What do you have for us? Bill: Frieda was trying out for a sumo wrestling role and when he yelled "Action!", she went after and defeated none other than the filmmaker...
[MICHAEL MOORE] *buzzer, laughter and applause* Me: See, Mark? Opposites don't always attract. That's why when Frieda would go at it against Michael Moore, they repel! *laughter* Me: Last panelist on this tier is Vincent. Show us what you wrote down. Vincent: She's too bulky and fat, that she can beat...
[YOKOZUNA] *buzzer, cheers and applause* Me: Now, that's more like it! Yokozuna was big back in the 90s, so it does fit our question here. Continuing to the bottom: Fat Frieda is so fat she is the only woman to beat BLANK in a sumo wrestling match.
And Matthew E. thinks it's Donald Trump. Do you have our president there, Matt Bingel?
Matt B.: First of all, Mark, what the (CENSORED) type of an answer is Skinny Vinny?
I mean, it's so obvious that Fat Frieda would win against Skinny Minnie over there!
(laughter)
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why it's always a nightmare when Mark is on this show.
(laughter)
Anyways, back to the subject at hand, I have a much better answer than that one up there.
She's so fat she's the only woman to beat a WWF Legend and WWE Hall of Famer
[YOKOZUNA]
*buzzer, applause continues*
Two Yokozunas, one Michael Moore and one... I can't say it. To the old Richard Dawson spot I go where we find Evan Hatfield's answer.
Evan: Yeah, I got nothin'.
[ROSEANNE BARR]
*buzzer, laughter and applause*
Me: Well, she's finding work now. Maybe she'll get revenge against Frieda. What do you say to that, Steve?
Steven: I don't know if it still holds true today, but I have a strong suspicion that Ol' Fat Frieda could do away with
[ROSEANNE BARR]
*buzzer, more laughter and applause*
Me: No votes for Donald Trump there, Matthew E., so you are scoreless after one question.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 10, 2019 11:25:38 GMT -5
Matt R., it's time for your question. Once again, all six of youse will play: Pat Sajak said, "Thanks to James Holzhauer, Sony's cutting our budget for next season. We'll still have our Prize Puzzle, but now we can only offer trips to BLANK."
Again, Matt R., I will prompt you when the stars have finished writing. |
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 10, 2019 17:51:58 GMT -5
Everybody's in so here we go. Matt R., how do you fill this in? Pat Sajak said, "Thanks to James Holzhauer, Sony's cutting our budget for next season. We'll still have our Prize Puzzle, but now we can only offer trips to BLANK." |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 10, 2019 20:32:57 GMT -5
Nowhere?
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 12, 2019 21:26:41 GMT -5
*mixed reactions from audience* I kind of can see where you're going, Matt. Doesn't seem to be what you answered but we'll see if it's in the cards, specifically the celebrities' cards. Mark, what do you think? Where will Pat be sending some Wheel contestants? Mark: James made them so broke that they can only offer trips to Canada now. [CANADA] *buzzer, mild applause* I say you've redeemed yourself, Mark. It's not a match but that's still a passable answer. Bill, show us what you've written down. Bill: The NBC Commissary. [THE NBC COMMISSARY] *buzzer* If the N stood for Nowhere, I suppose that would have gotten a match but it doesn't. Thinking about the daytime run, I guess. Vincent, what say you? Vincent: Sony is about to get bankrupt, so you never know what's gonna happen... [CANADA] *buzzer, applause* Matt R., you'd have matched Mark and Vincent if you went for Canada. Care to make it three there, Matt B.? Matt B.: This one may seem out of the ordinary. For those wondering, no I'm not talking about the city in New Mexico. They're so cheap, they may as well send them to [THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE] *brief applause* Wait a minute, we need a confirmation... *ding, applause resumes* All right! That will put you on the board, Matt R.! Moving ahead, Evan, let's hear your input on where Prize Puzzle solvers will be going. Evan: My favorite city... [WAHOO, NEBRASKA] *buzzer, laughter* Is that where the mascot for the Cleveland Indians retired? Last, we go to Steven. Steven: Folks, this is Match Game. We already have a less than stellar locale to send lucky winners on "another company's game show" An all-expense paid trip to.... [NERDOCROMBESIA] Estimated retail value of this "prize"..... $49.17 remitted to the NBC Page waiting backstage of the "Tonight Show" *buzzer, laughter continues* So, at the end of one round, Matt R. has $100 and Matthew E. has yet to score. (theme plays) We still have two more rounds to play. The Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour will be right back! |
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 13, 2019 11:45:19 GMT -5
*fade into the studio*
Welcome back, everybody. After that little break, we're all set to play Round Two of Match Game.
*presses toaster button*
Two more questions. This time, Matt R. has the selection since he has a one-point advantage. A or B?
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 13, 2019 16:18:41 GMT -5
B
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 13, 2019 17:33:49 GMT -5
Matt R. wants B. You matched Matt Bingel previously so he can relax. Everybody else... Phil said, "I just got back from Nerdocrumbesia and boy do they have some weird sports fans! Instead of throwing hats onto the ice after a hat trick, everyone threw BLANKs."
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 13, 2019 18:14:23 GMT -5
(sliding my card in)
And audience, this time you better laugh at my answer!!!! (Chuckling)
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 13, 2019 23:40:39 GMT -5
Everybody’s in so here we go... Phil said, "I just got back from Nerdocrumbesia and boy do they have some weird sports fans! Instead of throwing hats onto the ice after a hat trick, everyone threw BLANKs."
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 14, 2019 8:46:18 GMT -5
Shoes?
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 14, 2019 11:57:19 GMT -5
Shoes says Matt. *applause* I think he may be onto something. Those Nerdocrumbesians are upside-down after all. Mark, we're gonna start with you. Do you have shoes? Mark: Since they’re at a hockey game, they threw skates onto the ice. [SKATES] *buzzer* Me: Maybe the fans were the players. In a sense, that isn't a match. Next we go to you, Bill. Bill: Since they incorporate hats to perform tricks, the weird fans of Nerdocrumbesia threw MAGICIANS onto the ice...
[MAGICIANS]
And in doing so, the rabbit died.
*buzzer, laughter* Me: I knew they took things way too literally, too. That's up for interpretation. Wouldn't you agree, Vincent? Vincent: I got nothing. [MAGICIANS]
*buzzer, laughter continues* Me: Look out, David Blaine, Nerdocrumbesia is making your gravity disappear! *more laughter* Let's skip on down to the bottom tier: Phil said, "I just got back from Nerdocrumbesia and boy do they have some weird sports fans! Instead of throwing hats onto the ice after a hat trick, everyone threw BLANKs."
Matt said they throw shoes. What do you know about shoes there, Evan?
Evan: The "opposite" of hats...
[SHOES]
*ding, applause*
Me: We have a match! Matt R., that's number two for you. Maybe you can add a third depending on what Steven has on his card. Let's see some shoes there, Steven.
Steven: From top to bottom I suppose...
[SHOES]
*ding, applause and mild cheers*
Me: Matt R., you're doing just fine so far. You've matched half the panel.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 14, 2019 12:05:53 GMT -5
Matthew E., here's your question. You did not match anybody last time so all six celebrities play. *looks at question* Ooh, here's a short and sweet one: Mary is really impressed with Johnny's BLANK.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 15, 2019 8:46:35 GMT -5
All six present and accounted for. Matthew E., we get to hear from you now... Mary is really impressed with Johnny's BLANK.
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