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Post by billmcdee on Jan 5, 2015 4:57:26 GMT -5
Not a problem at all Greg! Just like at home, I don't care who calls to tell me "Dinner's ready!" as long as it is! Great to be here!
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 5, 2015 20:43:50 GMT -5
Wonderful. And I guess Leslie Crowther would be proud too. Look him up on Wikipedia. Anyway, here is the next --- (Burton comes dashing in and slides into his post, I play umpire) Safe! (audience laughs and cheers) So glad you could make it back, Mr. Richardson. You came in just in time to tell us what the next item up for bids is. (A curtain lifts to reveal Manuela in winter gear with....) Burton: (VO) A new snowboard!
Strap in and cut the learning curve in half with the Burton Ripcord Snowboard, size 157. It comes with a versatile flex that features increased pop in the tail and a more resilient nose that allows riders to easily maintain control and flow through all terrain and conditions.
Greg: At least that Burton can maintain control and flow. And that's all I'm going to say. That's just the snowboard. No bindings, no boots, no anything. Just a snowboard. What's your bid, Bill? (audience shouts suggestions) |
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 6, 2015 7:59:19 GMT -5
I'll say $550 Greg.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2015 9:23:26 GMT -5
Great Work on Miss Arbelaez modeling that snowboard, but before I bid here's the situation If I Fail to win the Final IUFB, I Will get a chance to be on the next show if the 24 hour period for New Contestant Signups has ended, and If they do I will be coming on down as the Paul Crouch of TBN so I can win big (and No Male Models too for the next show), but I will say $319.
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 6, 2015 13:39:10 GMT -5
Jay: $319
Matt:
Leaf:
Bill: $550
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 8, 2015 19:39:16 GMT -5
Matt?
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Post by mrb2000 on Jan 11, 2015 9:45:27 GMT -5
$600
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 11, 2015 18:49:59 GMT -5
$600. (ding)
Jay: $319
Matt: $600
Leaf:
Bill: $550
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 13, 2015 13:38:48 GMT -5
(Does anyone want to submit a bid in Leaf's place?)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2015 16:55:34 GMT -5
Yes, I would
Sorry Matt, $601.
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 13, 2015 21:19:31 GMT -5
Six-oh-one.
Jay: $319
Matt: $600
Leaf/Ian: $601
Bill: $550
The actual retail price is..... (I pull the card out of the envelope) $897. Ian, come on up here! (dings)[Edited "Come on Down" cue](Ian comes up on stage) And Ian is coming up here to play a pricing game. He'll join me all the way up here by the turntable. Hiya, Ian. Would you please tell us something about yourself and who you brought with you? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2015 4:06:27 GMT -5
I am a poker player from Dallas, Texas, and I brought my girlfriend with me.
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 14, 2015 22:32:54 GMT -5
That's wonderful. Now, if you thought that snowboard was exciting, just look at this prize! (Door #2 opens to reveal Jennifer in snow gear behind a video screen with....)Burton: (VO) It's a fabulous trip to Switzerland!
You and a guest will fly round trip from Los Angeles to Geneva, Switzerland for a 7-night stay at the Crowne Plaza Geneva. The elegant hotel boasts a garden, a chic bar and two restaurants including the trendy Seventy5 restaurant, presenting refined cuisine with international and local specialties. The Crown Plaza Geneva is minutes from public transportation including the railway station and Geneva’s largest shopping center, Balexert, is within walking distance. We've also included a rental car and $500 in spending money! It's a prize worth $6,409!
(the turntable turns to reveal the Shell Game and....)
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And you're going to play the Shell Game, and........ Connor! (audience cheers) It's Drew Carey's stepson Connor. Ugh..... (I drop down to his level) Look, Connor, what did I tell you about Studio 33 being a playground? Connor: Uh, I forgot.Greg: (to the audience) He forgot. (audience laughs, I turn back to Connor) OK, let Uncle Greg tell you again. Studio 33 is one of the most magical places in all of CBS Television City. People have a lot of fun here, but it's not a place for six-year-olds like yourself to be playing in. Especially while we're taping! (I get up) James! Would you ship this kid off to Genoa City, please? (James walks in and escorts Connor off set) Let Peter Bergman deal with him. Honestly..... Anyway, Ian... I'm sorry about the interruption. Tell you what, why don't you hold this mic, and I'll shuffle these up? (I give Ian the mic while I shuffle the shells up) The hand is quicker than the eye, ladies and gentlemen...... while I shuffle these up, would you please tell us how this game is played, Ian? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 9:05:58 GMT -5
Well, I have to obviously find the spherical object that bounces behind these shells, and in order for me to earn some choices, I have to guess on whether the item is higher or lower than the fake price.
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 15, 2015 9:28:04 GMT -5
That's correct. Now, I'm miced up already (pointing to my lapel mic), so you can hold the microphone the whole time. (audience cheers) Sure, you go ahead and cheer for that. We'll even get a picture of you holding it and then I'll autograph it and everything after the show, all right? Now, I'm still shuffling these up...... (I stop) and now even I don't know where it is. Roger, can you confirm there is a ball under one of these shells?
(we get a shot of Roger, who gives a thumbs up)
Thank you, Roger. Now Ian, since you're holding the microphone, I'll leave it up to you to ask Burton what the first small prize is.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 10:04:24 GMT -5
Burton, a description on the first item that I will be bidding on please.
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 15, 2015 10:19:18 GMT -5
[RYE BRED] Burton: (VO) With pleasure, Ian. Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends. It includes 550 cards for over 13 duodecillion possible rounds with 6 players.Greg: Notice how he reads that copy with a smile on his lips and a song in his heart, ladies and gentlemen. Manuela, what's the wrong price on that? (Manuela pulls out the tag) [$29]Thank you. The wrong price is $29. Is it higher or lower? (audience shouts suggestions)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 20:59:09 GMT -5
I believe it is lower.
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 15, 2015 23:37:16 GMT -5
Lower? (Manuela turns the tag around)
[LOWER]
[$25]
(cheers and applause) You're right, and you get a chip for that. Where do you want it?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2015 19:00:19 GMT -5
(places the chip in the 1st shell)
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 17, 2015 0:30:48 GMT -5
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All right. Burton, what's the second item? ["TATTLETALES '74" Theme] Burton: (VO) Next, enjoy the freedom of making your own sparkling drinks in just seconds, with the SodaStream Genesis home soda maker. Powered by a reusable CO2 carbonator, the refined mechanics of the SodaStream Genesis make it easy to quickly transform water into perfectly customized sparkling drinks.(Manuela pulls out the tag) [$60]Greg: Nice anticipation, Manuela. The wrong price is $60. Is the right price higher or lower? (audience shouts suggestions) |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2015 0:58:45 GMT -5
I think it's a little higher, Greg.
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 17, 2015 16:03:41 GMT -5
Higher? (Manuela turns the tag around)
[HIGHER]
[$87]
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2015 0:13:50 GMT -5
(puts it in the 2nd shell)
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 18, 2015 14:26:23 GMT -5
(I get some idea of what's going on) Have you found the ball yet, Ian? I keep noticing you put chips in the shells. Have you found the ball?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2015 16:55:07 GMT -5
Not yet.
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 18, 2015 17:27:15 GMT -5
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Oh, so you have been looking then. That's a very, very, very stupid thing to do! (audience laughs) You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Hmmm! Getting a peek inside. I ought to sic Standards and Practices on you. Next item, please. [CUE 14] Burton: (VO) Next, built for trucks and SUV’s and with a rugged off-road vibe, the American Racing AR767 Nitro series wheel makes a strong visual statement while with details that are the finishing touch for your vehicle. This wheel offer a glossy black finish with a high gloss clear coat. Steel constructed with center cap and a one year finish and a lifetime structural warranty.(Manuela lifts the tag up to reveal the wrong price) $145Greg: The wrong price is $145. Is the right price higher or lower? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 2:24:57 GMT -5
Could it be higher?
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 19, 2015 11:06:55 GMT -5
Gee, I dunno. Could it be higher, Manuela? (Manuela turns the tag around)
[HIGHER]
[$168]
You're right again! You win that prize and another chip. (I give him the chip) And this time, put it next to the shell. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 17:06:39 GMT -5
(shell 3)
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