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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 17, 2019 22:43:42 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set. Anthony, question again. Bill the bald guy said, "My wife mistook my head for an egg. Last night she tried to BLANK it." |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2019 22:54:48 GMT -5
Boil it.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 18, 2019 22:42:44 GMT -5
For a moment, I'll be filling in for Doug and resume the second round of Match Game. Don't worry, folks. He'll reutrn momentarily. Kevin, let's begin with you. KEVIN: Lots of things you can do to an egg, but I'm surprised Bill lived to tell the tale about how his wife tried to crack his head open. (buzzer)(audience laughs)TONY: Ouch! That's gotta leave a mark. Let's turn our attention to Mrs. Center Square herself. Clara...? CLARA: I went for the other... possibly she will tried to Poach It. (ding, applause)TONY: And we have another match. $200 for Anthony. Mark, let's see your answer. MARK: What do you do with eggs? None other than (FRY) them. (buzzer)(applause)TONY: Another great answer from the man with all the action. And since I had already matched Anthony's, let's skip on over to Adam as he reveals his answer. Got one...? ADAM: (silenced) (buzzer)(cheers and applause)Now THAT is my kind of answer, Adam. High five! (Tony and Adam high fives each other) And Steven, do you have a boiled egg for Anthony? STEVEN: I like Kev's Answer so i will say... (buzzer)(laughter, applause)TONY: No match from Clara's hubby. And at the end of Anthony's turn in round 2, he now has $200. Just 4 away from reaching a perfect score and a possible right to play the champion on The Hollywood Squares. Stay tuned... Doug will return with the second part of round 2. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 19, 2019 9:05:23 GMT -5
Thanks, Tony. Stupid Stewart and Lousy Lola still can't take a joke. (scattered laughter from crowd) (Doug grabs A; walks to panel) All stars get to play this one. Dumb Dora is *so* dumb. Audience: HOW DUMB IS SHE?!!?!? After tying the knot with Bill the bald guy -- (scattered laughter from crowd) -- now you know the rest of the other question's story. But here's *this* question from the top. Dumb Dora is so dumb. She thought "Behind the Green Door" was a movie about BLANK. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jan 19, 2019 11:17:04 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 20, 2019 9:00:08 GMT -5
And they're ready. James, question again. Dumb Dora is so dumb. She thought "Behind the Green Door" was a movie about BLANK. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2019 9:46:32 GMT -5
Let’s Make a Deal?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 21, 2019 21:25:16 GMT -5
(crowd groans; some applaud) Doug: That's not too bad an answer. One of the doors on the mid-1980s version had a green door -- 3, if my hazy memory's right. I had a better answer along those lines -- but let's see if this bunch thought of "Let's Make A Deal". Kevin, we commence again with you. Kevin: She took it way too literally... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Behind the green door, there's a greenhouse. Makes good sense as we go to Clara. Clara: What's porn again? (scattered laughter as Steven headdesks) Clara: I got confused. "Green Door" came out in 1973 right so Dumb Dora thought it was for... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Sounds like the basis for a darker version of "Avenue Q". (more laughter) Mark? Mark: She's so dumb that she thought behind the green door meant... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Green door leading to the green room. Two logical answers and a really naughty one as we go to Tony. Dumb Dora is so dumb. She thought "Behind the Green Door" was a movie about BLANK.Doug: And James said, "Let's Make a Deal". What say ye? Tony: Behind door number 4, we have a (card) zonk. (scattered cheers) (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Close but not close enough. Can't match the show to one of the show's best-known elements. It's like saying "five-star general" and having just "five stars" on a panelist's card. (more boos) Doug: Look, at least we know pass interference when we see it. Okay?!!?!? (audience laughs and applauds) Adam? Adam: How about this...? (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Ah, a video game creature that's green. More logic. Steven, wrap this up, please. Steven: At first, I thought the movie was about (shows card that's *not* in slot) Kermit the Frog. (discards rejected answer) Then I changed my mind. I thought the movie was about... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Another element of "Let's Make a Deal". More generic -- but certainly can't match. Doug: I would've thought for sure someone would've said "The Price is Right". There's a green door on that show. Drew has been known to use the prepositional phrase "behind the green door" when referring to a prize or game behind -- well -- that green door. (scattered laughter from crowd) As a lot of minds suddenly go in the gutter, let's take a break! (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 24, 2019 16:30:44 GMT -5
*back to studio* (cheers and applause)TONY: Welcome back. While we're waiting for Doug to make his return, we'll begin the final round of Match Game. And whoever wins this round will be playing against the champion on The Hollywood Squares.Anthony... since you're still in the lead... 200 bucks to nil... you're up first once again. Do you want A or B? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2019 16:32:31 GMT -5
B please.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2019 17:47:52 GMT -5
*mumbles under my breath* (Bleep) it! I should have picked B at the beginning,
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 24, 2019 20:21:19 GMT -5
(rushes back) Thanks, Tony. Lola and Stewart still won't leave me alone. (scattered laughter from crowd) (Doug grabs B; walks to panel) Okay, let's see who plays Question B for Anthony. Kevin and Mark in the top row. Adam and Steven in the bottom row. Everyone else, please chillax. Smurfette said, "Motormouth Smurf just won't stop. He keeps talking even though he's already BLANK in the face." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jan 25, 2019 16:50:17 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 25, 2019 20:13:52 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set. Anthony, here's the question again. Smurfette said, "Motormouth Smurf just won't stop. He keeps talking even though he's already BLANK in the face."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2019 20:31:15 GMT -5
Spit
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Post by st1200 on Jan 26, 2019 10:56:01 GMT -5
Steven:Audience
Audience:YOU FOOL!!!
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Post by romnserg on Jan 26, 2019 11:07:44 GMT -5
ME: (Backstake, I'm Gobsmacked) Spit???
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 26, 2019 12:02:32 GMT -5
(I immediately start leading the audience in a chorus) Audience:
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 26, 2019 12:30:38 GMT -5
Can't win 'em all, Anthony!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2019 12:31:26 GMT -5
At least I am trying.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2019 12:32:34 GMT -5
(facepalms)
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Post by mrb2000 on Jan 26, 2019 12:56:02 GMT -5
(Just shakes head from backstage)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2019 19:16:45 GMT -5
*gets my teddy bear out*. Ziggy! Things are looking good for Us!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 26, 2019 20:53:07 GMT -5
(as crowd groans) Doug: Something tells me when you see the definitive answer, it's gonna hit ya like a ton a bricks. Kevin, we'll start with you. Kevin: Even if he does learn to breathe once in a while, he'll still be this color in the face... (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Bingo. There's the answer. We'll go to Mark now. Mark: He's a Smurf, which means he's (card) blue in the face (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: More blue. Adam? Adam: (slowly shows card) (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Pale??!!?! Huh, jeez. And Steven? Steven: This is the definitive answer -- not what Adam has just said. Audience get ready for another standing ovation 'cause I also said... (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: There we go. Doug: Well, James, hang on to that teddy bear for good luck. You'll need to match two stars to force a tie-breaker. More than two means more money in your pocket and a berth in the squares. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 26, 2019 21:03:35 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) And all six stars get to play this last question -- pending a tie-breaker. Jeff Glor said, "I'm not saying Bob Schieffer is old. But it is worth pointing out he began his journalism career during The Johnson Administration. By that, I mean The BLANK Johnson Administration." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 27, 2019 0:13:23 GMT -5
Interesting that we're plugging another network.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jan 27, 2019 9:55:27 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 27, 2019 11:22:49 GMT -5
Matt Bingel, Vincent Easter, and Sergio Roman Rodriguez... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares"!
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Post by mrb2000 on Jan 27, 2019 11:23:18 GMT -5
Ready!
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