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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 11, 2019 7:25:17 GMT -5
(scattered laughter from crowd)
Fortunately, we fly on the red eye. So one good sleeping pill and we'll be fine.
Anyone on the panel done any sightseeing?
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Post by coolclar on Jan 11, 2019 7:47:32 GMT -5
Well Me and Steven went to the broadway show Wicked and it was awesome mate
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 11, 2019 11:23:02 GMT -5
I'm glad to see that you and Steven had a great time. Today marks our 25th episode of our show. Isn't that great news? (cheers and applause)Ready to get this show on the road, Doug? |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 11, 2019 23:14:27 GMT -5
Oh, I'm ready to get on a -- oh, wait -- wrong show. (audience laughs) Let the games begin! (audience cheers) (Doug and Tony fist bump) (Tony heads to panel) (Doug heads to players' area) And keep cheering for the challengers, James Greek and Anthony Long. (audience cheers) Let's take a moment to get acquainted. James, please tell us about yourself. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 9:31:57 GMT -5
I am from East LA as in Lower Alabama, I enjoy game shows, music, classic TV, and Stranger Things!
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Post by st1200 on Jan 12, 2019 10:14:28 GMT -5
Steven:I Just Saw Stranger Things
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 12, 2019 11:04:43 GMT -5
(scattered cheers)
Sounds like we have some "Stranger" fans here. I met a couple of the young cast members of the show at a convention. They play bullies on the show -- but they're nice folks in real life.
Good luck James. And good luck Anthony.
Please tell us about yourself.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 13:14:35 GMT -5
Well, I'm 30 years old. I enjoy collecting trading cards as a hobby on the side. When I have days off from doing stats i watch cartoons such as My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I even have Rarity in the audience.
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Post by romnserg on Jan 12, 2019 13:28:33 GMT -5
(I wave at Rarity from backstage)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 12, 2019 13:56:18 GMT -5
(scattered cheers) Got some MLP fans here as well. Players, again, good luck. Your objective here is to match as many... ...of these members of the WIYZ-TV5 news team as you possibly can. (scattered laughter from crowd) Another nod to "Stranger Things". Each match pays $100 in unmarked twenties. Match 'em all and you win an extra $400. Achieve the high score, you win $500 more. Winning player here plays the champ on Hollywood Squares. Winner there plays the Super Match for a chance at $100,000! (audience cheers) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) James, you'll start us off by picking A or B. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 14:56:00 GMT -5
A please
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 12, 2019 17:33:01 GMT -5
Since you said please, we'll start with A. (walks to panel) First query coming up for all on the panel. It reads as follows. Mr. Whipple's grandson said, "My grandfather begged customers of this grocery store to not squeeze the Charmin. Nowadays, store management is worried staffers will squeeze BLANK." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jan 12, 2019 18:37:57 GMT -5
(I insert my answer, ding)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 13, 2019 8:15:19 GMT -5
All six of 'em are ready. James, here's the question again, Mr. Whipple's grandson said, "My grandfather begged customers of this grocery store to not squeeze the Charmin. Nowadays, store management is worried staffers will squeeze BLANK." |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2019 12:43:44 GMT -5
Marshmallows?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 13, 2019 21:42:21 GMT -5
(audience boos) Doug: Squeeze the marshmallows. Ohhhh -- kay. It only makes for a small cleanup in Aisle 7. (scattered laughter from crowd) Well, let's just compare answers. Never know with a bunch like this. Kevin, we start with you. Kevin: You can thank the #MeToo movement for this. (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: *That's* more like it. We've heard so much about hanky panky at the workplace. The supermarket wouldn't seem immune. Clara, what'cha thinkin'? Clara: Steven, please don't be jealous. I'm Aussie and us Aussies always squeeze... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Goin' big in Australia, I see. Now for some Canadian perspective with Mark. Mark: If they want to eat, then they should squeeze the... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Now *that's* gonna cause a cleanup in Aisle 7. No match yet as we go to Tony. Mr. Whipple's grandson said, "My grandfather begged customers of this grocery store to not squeeze the Charmin. Nowadays, store management is worried staffers will squeeze BLANK."Tony: Instead of squeezing Charmin... they have decided to squeeze an alternative... (buzz)Alec Baldwin (as President Trump): I resent that, Mister. So sad... Tony: Sorry, Mr. President. Doug: Try to squeeze the President -- and you'll get clobbered by Secret Service. (scattered laughter from crowd) Adam? Adam: (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and groans) Doug: Ahh -- now we have a cleanup in the bakery. Well -- if the cake's recipe called for marshmallows, we'd still call it a mismatch as we wrap this half with Steven. Steven: How about this? (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: (laughs) Now *THAT'S* a good one. Doug: Well, no matches for you, James. Better luck in the next round. Anthony, your question's comin'.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 13, 2019 22:21:14 GMT -5
Now THAT was a great answer, Kevin!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 14, 2019 7:33:10 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) All right, folks. All of you now get to play Anthony's question. Here it goes. Chuck Norris said, "Enough of these so-called facts about me. I didn't go to Burger King to order a Big Mac. I actually ordered BLANK -- and got one." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jan 14, 2019 16:59:47 GMT -5
(I insert my answer, ding)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2019 19:06:03 GMT -5
*mumbles under my breath*. D***it! I should have picked B!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 14, 2019 20:20:43 GMT -5
Keep the faith. Maybe you'll get to play Question B in a later round. As for this Question B, the panel's ready. Anthony, here's the question again. Chuck Norris said, "Enough of these so-called facts about me. I didn't go to Burger King to order a Big Mac. I actually ordered BLANK -- and got one." |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2019 23:07:08 GMT -5
A Whopper.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2019 12:12:32 GMT -5
Good answer!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 15, 2019 23:11:04 GMT -5
(crowd groans; some applaud) Doug: Wellll -- yeah -- if you want to go for the fact, yes, he'd order a Whopper and get one from Burger King. Usually, the idea of a Chuck Norris fact meme is to go for the out of the ordinary. And seeing this is Round 1 of Match Game -- (scattered laughter from crowd) -- you might want to go for out of the ordinary. Kevin, did you go for the joke or the fact? Kevin: Don’t tell me he hasn’t done this before. He’s going beyond the Big Mac! (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Ahhh -- Chuck orders cow -- Chuck takes care of business -- dinnertime. Gotcha. Well played. Clara? Clara: This should be on the menu... (multiple cards) (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Great. Multi-card answer means the expense report just got longer. (scattered laughter from crowd) Mark, what was Chuck ordering? Mark: He ordered a... (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Salad!?!?! Anyone can order that anywhere. Well -- almost anywhere. Chuck Norris said, "Enough of these so-called facts about me. I didn't go to Burger King to order a Big Mac. I actually ordered BLANK -- and got one."Doug: Tony, Anthony's saying a whopper. What are you saying? Tony: Hold the onions or he'll chop you to bits. (ding; audience applause)Doug: Well I'll be durned. Logic works at least once. Adam, do you make it twice? Adam: (card) (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Again -- anyone can get wabbit food just about anywhere. Steven, please end this round for us. Steven: This is new on the menu so I will say... (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: You know what I would've said? I would've thought Chuck would've ordered a Baconator from Burger King. (scattered cheers) Doug: With that, Anthony's leading 100 to nothing. James, plenty of time for a comeback. We'll come back and play more Match Game in New York -- when you come back to Radio City Music Hall. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2019 23:15:09 GMT -5
I had WHOPPER, but didn’t use it because it was too obvious.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 16, 2019 18:53:36 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 16, 2019 20:45:53 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Welcome back to the Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour in New York City -- where they *don't* make picante sauce. (scattered laughter from crowd) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) That would be the Alamo City in Texas. Okay, let's get back to Match Game. Anthony, you're leading. You may pick A or B to start Round 2.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2019 22:14:03 GMT -5
B please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 16, 2019 22:58:47 GMT -5
Going with B. Five stars play this one. Tony, please sit this one out since you matched Anthony earlier. For the rest, here's the question. Bill the bald guy said, "My wife mistook my head for an egg. Last night she tried to BLANK it." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jan 17, 2019 12:56:26 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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