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Post by palmer7 on Nov 18, 2018 16:36:10 GMT -5
Who's your favorite bowler? Mine's Pete Weber.
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Post by nelson17 on Nov 18, 2018 16:45:16 GMT -5
I'll have to say his dad dick webber
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 18, 2018 18:02:16 GMT -5
Oh yeah, can't go wrong with the Weber family. Interestingly enough, the first Professional Bowlers' Tour event on another network featured Dick, that was back in 1962. He threw the first ball. The very last ball, thrown 35 years later, was by his son, Pete.
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Post by nelson17 on Nov 18, 2018 18:13:53 GMT -5
Wow
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 18, 2018 21:30:48 GMT -5
Targe' gets a free public in the NYC. (scattered laughter; Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Back to business -- of sorts. Matt, you're way out in front. Since you're leading, please choose Question A or Question B.
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 18, 2018 22:15:12 GMT -5
A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 19, 2018 10:05:55 GMT -5
[EXECUTIVE DECISION FROM DOUG: Because Tony, a fellow mod, is playing this, there's no need to PM the entire panel this question. Next question should be a different story.] (Doug grabs A) A it is -- and just one star plays. Our master of the square fills this in. Rest of you, chillax, take selfies, text your agents, read NYC restaurant reviews. (scattered laughter from crowd) Anyhoo, Tony, here's the question. I have a TV Guide listing. Monday night, FOX, "9-1-1". Stupid Stewart is the newest operator at the call center. When Stewart takes a call from a mother-to-be who says her water broke, Stewart dispatches a BLANK. (audience laughs) (think music plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 28, 2018 21:19:05 GMT -5
Tony's ready. Matt, hope you're ready. Here's the question again. I have a TV Guide listing. Monday night, FOX, "9-1-1". Stupid Stewart is the newest operator at the call center. When Stewart takes a call from a mother-to-be who says her water broke, Stewart dispatches a BLANK.
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 28, 2018 21:43:42 GMT -5
Paramedic?
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 28, 2018 22:20:06 GMT -5
(from Hollywood Squares square)
*facepalm*
Somebody get me a root beer float!
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Post by koopakid17 on Nov 28, 2018 22:35:31 GMT -5
Spiked?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 28, 2018 22:46:47 GMT -5
(audience groans) Doug: Wanna know what's worse? The operator's based in Lowndes County and dispatches the paramedic way down south to Pearl River County. (scattered laughter from crew) Inside joke, friends. Wait for the rest of the story to come out in the memoir. Well, Tony, by some miracle do we get a clean sweep? Tony: I'm gonna get booed at after my answer. In case if the water is broken, Stewart is on the job by contacting... Doug: (shakes head) Was it the long commute from L.A.? (scattered laughter from crowd) Nah, a good logical answer, after the operator got a call from a woman who *broke* her *water*, Stupid Stewart would dispatch -- a plumber! (scattered ahhhhs and applause) Doug: Matt, you're still at $500. Nels, chance to capitalize comes now.
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 29, 2018 13:12:02 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B) (walks to panel) Now then -- all six stars get to play this one. Spoiler alert for the third season of "Star Trek: Discovery": A team from the U.S.S. Discovery beams down to Nerdocrumbesia -- and discovers the sleazy nation has no BLANK life. (audience laughs) (think music plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 29, 2018 13:17:13 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set. Nels, let's see what you do with this. Spoiler alert for the third season of "Star Trek: Discovery": A team from the U.S.S. Discovery beams down to Nerdocrumbesia -- and discovers the sleazy nation has no BLANK life.
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Post by nelson17 on Nov 29, 2018 13:22:47 GMT -5
Sex life?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 29, 2018 22:11:32 GMT -5
(scattered groans) Doug: Sleazy nation with no sex life, eh? Almost like a shark without teeth. Well, let's see if that gets you on the board. Kevin, we start with you this time. Kevin: Nerdocrumbesia is not only sleazy but sleepy. That's why there's no (card) waking life there. (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: No waking life. There's a good answer here somewhere. Let's see if it comes from Greg. Greg: You want to know how fake Nerdocrumbesia is? Audience: HOW FAKE IS IT? Greg: It's so fake, it has no (card) real life. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Slight uptick -- even with crowd involvement. Over to Anthony now. Anthony: I haven't seen Star Trek in a long time. (buzz) (audience boos and groans) Greg: Huh? Doug: My -- sentiments exactly as we go to Tony. Spoiler alert for the third season of "Star Trek: Discovery": A team from the U.S.S. Discovery beams down to Nerdocrumbesia -- and discovers the sleazy nation has no BLANK life.Doug: Nels said Nerdocrumbesia is somehow void of sex life. Tony: This answer is Howard Stern approved. (shows card) (buzz) (audience groans) Doug: Sort of in the ballpark but the judge sounded the buzzer immediately. (more groans) Skippy, care to explain? Skippy: (over loud speaker) It's possible for lesbians to date each other and abstain from having sex. (more boos) Doug: Make sense as we go Sam. Sam: If you think about it, it'll make sense if not... well... tough. (buzz) Sam: (fake accent) "Take me to your leader." (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: One only wonders how Alf would've responded if he were here today. Well, Steven and Clara, wrap this up for us. Steven: So Sorry about this honey. Clara: Sorry for what. Steven: This... (Clara hits Steven with the card) (ding; audience applause) Doug: A slight nod to "Newlywed" as Nels finally scores. (audience laughter and applause) Doug: You and your naughty minds. Nels cuts into Matt's lead a smidge. Find out who goes on to Hollywood Squares. We're in The Big Apple. More of Match Game after this. (ding; audience applause)
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 29, 2018 23:05:01 GMT -5
(Shot of Greg standing in front of Capitol Hill) Greg: Hi, I'm Greg Palmer. On my show, $ale of the Century, I give away a lot of good things to people who deserve it. And do you know who else does the same thing? President Donald J. Trump. Under President Trump's Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, 507 companies have announced bonuses, wage increases, and new investments. A family of four making $73,000 will get a cut of over $2,000-cutting their taxes in half. The Dow Jones Industrial Average hit record highs more than 80 times under President Trump, including closing higher than 26,000 points for the first time in its history. Not only that, but in his first week in office, President Trump reinstated and expanded the Mexico City Policy that prevented $9 billion in foreign aid from being used to fund the abortion industry. Nine billion dollars. I could go on and on and on. Our president has made this country great, and he wants to Make America Greater. So vote for him in 2020. President Trump: (VO) I'm President Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 29, 2018 23:24:49 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 30, 2018 21:34:16 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Welcome back to New York City. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Okay, let's see who's advancing to Hollywood Squares. Matt, you're still leading. A or B?
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 30, 2018 21:36:34 GMT -5
A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 1, 2018 12:54:42 GMT -5
[NOTE FROM DOUG: Once again, no PM to the panel's necessary. Only Matt and a fellow mod are playing this half of the round.]
(grabs A) Going with A and once again... ...just Tony plays. Everyone else, please chillax. Pat Sajak said, "I'd like a word with the contestant coordinator who booked a pirate to play 'Wheel of Fortune'. After every spin, he called for the letter BLANK." (audience laughs) (think music plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 1, 2018 22:41:11 GMT -5
Okay, Tony's ready. Matt, remember, if you match Tony, you'll score $100 for that match -- and pocket an extra $400 for matching all six. Question again. Pat Sajak said, "I'd like a word with the contestant coordinator who booked a pirate to play 'Wheel of Fortune'. After every spin, he called for the letter BLANK."
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Post by mringgenberg on Dec 1, 2018 22:56:42 GMT -5
R
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 2, 2018 8:36:59 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: If I'm not mistaken, "Wheel" taped here in this building. Tony, who'll host is own version of "Wheel" on another network, what say ye? Tony: A pirate's favorite word at the beginning and end of each sentence... *shows card* (ding; audience applause) Doug: Perfecto! Doug: Well, Nels, time to turn on the after burners. You'll need to match five stars to send this to the tie-breaker. Any mismatch -- and Matt goes to the Squares.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 2, 2018 8:52:07 GMT -5
(grabs B) Now, Nels, you've already matched with our married couple. Steven and Clara will chillax. For the rest of the panel, here's the query. Confucius say, "Elevator operator who make several mistakes while on duty is wrong on many BRANK." (audience laughs) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 2, 2018 10:38:03 GMT -5
Frank, Sergio, and Mark... be on standby for The Hollywood Squares.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Dec 2, 2018 11:13:42 GMT -5
Ready to go, Captain!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Dec 3, 2018 7:36:14 GMT -5
All right, Nels. They're all set. Need to match 'em all to start the tie-break. I'll repeat the question. Confucius say, "Elevator operator who make several mistakes while on duty is wrong on many BRANK."
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Post by nelson17 on Dec 3, 2018 9:13:24 GMT -5
Levels
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Post by tmann3x on Dec 3, 2018 16:31:14 GMT -5
Excellent guess, Nels!!!!
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