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Post by tmann3x on Nov 10, 2018 18:24:30 GMT -5
OK...
And I'm looking for one more panelist on H2.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Nov 11, 2018 9:54:19 GMT -5
I'll take it!
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 11, 2018 15:29:44 GMT -5
Thanks, Frank.
THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES
1. FRANK SARTORI
2. SERGIO ROMAN RODRIGUEZ
3. MARK LIOTTA
MATCH GAME
4. KEVIN KOLSEN
5. GREG PALMER
6. ANTHONY LONG
7. MYSELF (MG) / DOUG (H2)
8. SAM RYAN
9. STEVEN & CLARA SOLSAK
CONTESTANT #1: MATT RINGGENBERG
CONTESTANT #2: NELS SNESRUD
As soon as Steve Anderson (our guest announcer) sends me the new lighted wall for Anthony Long and Steven & Clara Solsak, we'll begin the show.
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Post by asja2002 on Nov 11, 2018 16:32:08 GMT -5
Will have the goods ready later on tonight
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2018 16:40:44 GMT -5
I am good for tonight.
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 11, 2018 18:27:02 GMT -5
(pre-opening, exterior shot of Radio City Music Hall during the day, and just outside the front doors, we find Doug and Tony) Doug: Where's Greg? He's late for rehearsals again.
Tony: Oh, he decided to take a tour of NBC Studios next door.
Doug: Oh. ...Wait, don't they have some sort of show the audience puts on during the tour? Ha ha! I bet he's probably owning that. They've probably made him the host.
(Over at NBC Studios, Greg is not owning it, and he is not the host. He's a cameraman. The host is a teenage, female tourist from Wisconsin who has probably never been in front of a camera in her life.) Female Teenage Host: (obviously reading from the teleprompter) I'd like to thank everyone who made On Air at NBC Studios possible.(the announcer is an 11-year-old girl) Female Teenage Host: (obviously reading from the teleprompter) So-Sophia La... how do you pronounce that name again? Oh well. And the 30 Rock and Roll Band.(The "house band" consists of an overweight man with no rhythm on bongos, his awkward teenage son on tambourine, his wife on maracas, one adopted teenage son with a mental disability playing his heart out on guitar [with no luck], and his teenage daughter busy on her phone. The "special guest" is another teenage boy.) Female Teenage Host: (obviously reading from the teleprompter) And the talented Ryland Moore.(shot of the cameramen, two of which are the grandparents of the "special guest", and one of which is Greg) Female Teenage Host: (obviously reading from the teleprompter) Our talented camera operators....(And a shot of the control room, in which two out of the three people operating are on their phones) Female Teenage Host: (obviously reading from the teleprompter) And of course, the crew in the control room.(Shot again of the female host) Female Teenage Host: (obviously reading from the teleprompter) Thank you for visiting. We hope you enjoy the rest of your tour at NBC Studios. I'm Casey Tracey. Good night. (she blankly stares into the camera and waves) Greg: Worst. Tour. Ever. (audience laughs) |
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 12, 2018 13:34:57 GMT -5
STEVE ANDERSON: From Radio City Music Hall in New York City, It's time for the--
With...
From the Whammy!: The All-New Press Your Luck...
From the center square...
From The Lingo / Boggle Hour...
From The Price is Right...
And the stars of the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour--
And...
*doors open as Doug and Tony enter center stage with their microphones... doors close*
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 12, 2018 15:06:22 GMT -5
[THANKSGIVING NIGHT
ON NBC]
(I turn the card over)
[AL & CRIS...
ARE YOU READY
FOR ME?]
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 12, 2018 21:01:22 GMT -5
Thanks, Steve. Hellooooooooo, New York CITY!!!!!
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 13, 2018 16:01:16 GMT -5
Audience: Hellooooooooo, Doug and Tony!
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 13, 2018 16:23:47 GMT -5
OK... let's start the show. Right, Doug?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 13, 2018 21:04:09 GMT -5
Indeed. We have lots on the agenda -- so let the games begin. (audience cheers)
(Doug and Tony fistbump a la Howie and a DOND player) (Tony goes to panel) (Doug goes to players' area) Quick cheer for Matt Ringgenberg and Nels Snesrud. (audience cheers) Players, we'll chat later. Right now, you now how this works. Three chances to match as many of these members of the Pia Zadora fan club as you can. (scattered laughter) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Player who makes more matches goes to Hollywood Squares. High scorer there goes to the $100,000 Super Match. Matt, let's start by choosing A or B, please. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 13, 2018 21:07:54 GMT -5
A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 13, 2018 21:48:16 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) Starting off with A and everyone plays. (scans card) Oh -- of course. Can't have a New York show without mention of the incumbent President. President Trump tweeted, "You can't trust CNN nowadays. One of it's 'brilliant' anchors reported Time magazine has already named BLANK as its Person of the Year. Sad." (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 14, 2018 20:57:47 GMT -5
And all seven stars are ready. That's probably the first time I've ever said that while hosting a Match Game. (scattered laughter from crowd) Only in New York, right? (more laughter; applause from crowd) Matt, here's the question again. President Trump tweeted, "You can't trust CNN nowadays. One of it's 'brilliant' anchors reported Time magazine has already named BLANK as its Person of the Year. Sad."
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 14, 2018 21:13:59 GMT -5
Jim Acosta?
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 14, 2018 23:04:17 GMT -5
Great answer!
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 14, 2018 23:17:08 GMT -5
Courtesy of Doug Morris-- (audience cheers) Doug: Here we are late in the year and Jimbo gets the nod? (scattered laughter from crowd) First, that's a terrific answer. Second, this question was prepared before Jim Acosta got -- ya know -- accosted. (more laughter from crowd) So if it's a clean sweep for Matt, chalk it up to a lucky break. Kevin, let's start comparing answers with you. Kevin: I'm sure he'll be writing about this in his diary, too. Trump knows him better than we all do, after all. (ding; audience applause) Doug: Clip it. Save it. First NBC Match Game match in New York City in eons. Greg, do you make it two? Greg: Of course CNN would report one of its own as Time's Person of the Year. (ding; audience applause) Greg: Credibility Nullified News. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: They've come a long way from Chicken Noodle News. $200 for Matt already. Do we keep this perfect, Anthony? Anthony: I tell you that Time is a lot on everyone's mind. (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's three already for the first round. Let's come on downstairs to Tony to see if the perfecto continues. President Trump tweeted, "You can't trust CNN nowadays. One of it's 'brilliant' anchors reported Time magazine has already named BLANK as its Person of the Year. Sad."Doug: We're lookin' for Jim Acosta. Tony: The one thing that President Trump has on his mind that he simply can't get rid of... *shows card* (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Tony: Make it rain, baby!!!! (more laughter) Doug: Had it not been for the Acosta incident, that might've been a winning answer. Sam? Sam: No comment. (flips) (ding; audience applause) Doug: Another $100 for Matt. Now our married couple here at the end settled on one answer -- so successfully matching them counts as if Matt would match an individual star. Mr. and Mrs. Solzak, show and tell time. Steven: Well, this is the most popular answer of the panel (ding; audience applause) Clara: Very good honey. Doug: And very good and lucky, Matt. Doug: What can I say? The planets aligned themselves nearly perfectly. Nels, keep the faith. We've got this and two rounds to go. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 14, 2018 23:23:36 GMT -5
(grabs B; walks to panel) Once again, all seven of you get to play this. Moronic Marie is so moronic.HOW MORONIC IS SHE?!!?!?She flunked Kindergarten so many times she's the only student in school to have BLANK. (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by nelson17 on Nov 14, 2018 23:24:19 GMT -5
B please
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 15, 2018 0:12:43 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 15, 2018 13:24:11 GMT -5
Yeah, don't worry folks. We're not taking "B" as Nels' answer to the question. It's not every day you get to play a game at Radio City Music Hall. Probably nerves in play. Okay, Nels, now that all the stars are ready, I'll repeat the question -- then we'll call for your answer. Moronic Marie is so moronic. She flunked Kindergarten so many times she's the only student in school to have BLANK. |
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Post by nelson17 on Nov 15, 2018 13:47:44 GMT -5
Letter F
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 15, 2018 15:50:39 GMT -5
GILBERT GOTTFRIED: You fool!
(audience laughs)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 15, 2018 22:17:57 GMT -5
Doug: Can -- we -- bring out the Rockettes now? (audience laughs then cheers) Doug: Score's gonna be five-nil. (more laughter) Doug: S&P insists we go through the motions -- but I think we're wasting valuable network time. Kevin, show 'em what a really good answer looks like. Kevin: Is it too early in the game for the definitive answer? (buzz) (audience laughs and cheers) Doug: That's a good answer. Who knows what else she'd have. Greg? Greg: (in an impression of In Living Color's Tiny) See.... Marie's... big breasteses? (buzz) (audience laughs and cheers) Doug: Ah, Tiny, there's a throwback for you. Anthony, anything new to the table? Anthony: So many times huh? It reminds me of science growing up. Failed every time. (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: I thought for sure we'd have other things like "spouse", "car" -- maybe even "dentures". But let's see what Tony thinks. Moronic Marie is so moronic. She flunked Kindergarten so many times she's the only student in school to have BLANK.Doug: And Nels said the letter F -- as opposed to a dirty word commencing with said letter. (scattered laughter) Tony: Got milk? (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: The Rockettes aren't taking offense to the answers, are they? (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: We're good? Okay, Sam, what say yet? Sam: Bit too late for a PG rating now! (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Nels, to think, you might've had a tie ballgame by now. Solsaks, did you make it unanimous? Clara: Well since this is most favorite we will (pulls out card; holds what looks like the number "58008") on a calculator that's makes out... (buzz) (audience cheers) Greg: Something tells me we should've saved this question for Round 3. Doug: And given the Jim Acosta incident, the other question should've been saved for Round 3. Doug: Such as it is, as I figured, Matt leads five matches to none. Nels, plenty of time to get on the scoreboard. More to come from New York -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 15, 2018 22:52:12 GMT -5
ANNOUNCER: The Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour... sponsored in part by Warner Bros. Pictures, Legendary Entertainment, and The Pokemon Company's new family motion picture Pokemon: Detective Pikachu. In theaters and IMAX Summer 2019.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 17, 2018 22:01:33 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Welcome back to the Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour at Radio City Music Hall in New York City! (audience cheers)Before we start Round 2, let's get to know our players -- starting with Matt.
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 17, 2018 22:42:34 GMT -5
I'm a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, IA.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 18, 2018 8:43:41 GMT -5
Supermarket clerk. Anyone know if "Supermarket Sweep" is taping at MSG? (scattered laughter from crowd) In any event, welcome, Matt. Nels, please tell us about yourself.
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Post by nelson17 on Nov 18, 2018 10:27:36 GMT -5
I'm a target cashier from Minneapolis Minnesota who loves to bowl
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