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Post by tmann3x on Sept 20, 2018 9:22:11 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 21, 2018 6:32:16 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Welcome back. Time to start Round 2. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Normally the leader goes first. But we're scoreless. Since Anthony went first in Round 1, Noah, we'll let you start Round 2. Would you like Question A or Question B? |
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Post by sushibarset11 on Sept 21, 2018 10:00:07 GMT -5
Question A.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 21, 2018 19:44:59 GMT -5
(grabs A; walks to panel) A it is -- and since we have a scoreless tie, all stars play both halves of the round. Here's the first query in Round 2. Gil the Gambler started taking risks when he was really young. A week before he started the third grade, he wagered everything in his piggy bank on a hand of BLANK. (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 21, 2018 19:48:12 GMT -5
ALF: (inserts card into slot) Where's my whisker omelet?!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 22, 2018 11:32:37 GMT -5
Alf, 'fraid the whisker omelet will have to wait. They tell me something happened in the NBC commissary. It was CATastrohic.
(audience groans)
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 22, 2018 12:49:59 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Mark's PM response... |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 22, 2018 12:59:37 GMT -5
ALF: That was nowhere funny Doug. Just be lucky I'm off my cotton addiction, otherwise I'd eat your pants.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 22, 2018 13:44:05 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 23, 2018 14:58:55 GMT -5
Everyone's a critic. Noah, they're all set. Question again. Gil the Gambler started taking risks when he was really young. A week before he started the third grade, he wagered everything in his piggy bank on a hand of BLANK. |
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Post by sushibarset11 on Sept 23, 2018 15:00:05 GMT -5
Crayons
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 23, 2018 15:04:18 GMT -5
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 23, 2018 16:02:00 GMT -5
ALF: I don't think he understood this question. Noah. Babe. This was an easy one!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 23, 2018 20:53:17 GMT -5
(audience groans) Doug: Hand of carrots, eh? I -- don't remember playing that card game when I was in the third grade. Well -- let's go through the motions -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: Gil was going all out. He realized too late he wasn't playing a phone app of... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Ah, playing the casino games early. Of course around that age, I learned a thing or two about "Gambit". Mark, what game was Gil playing? Mark: A little young to be gambling, I think. But nonetheless, he risked it all on... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Well that's certainly the idea as we go to Sam. Sam: (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: I thought we'd have a little more variety by now -- but blackjack seems to be the definitive answer as we go to Tony -- and I already think he'll repeat others' answers. Gil the Gambler started taking risks when he was really young. A week before he started the third grade, he wagered everything in his piggy bank on a hand of BLANK.Doug: Noah said carrots. I think I know what Mr. Gambit will say. Tony: A game of skill, fate, and fortune. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Knew it. Steve, do you bring anything new to the table, so to speak? Steve: You would think that being 8 years old, this little guy would risk his savings on "GO Fish" -- "Memory" -- "Slapjack" -- "Crazy 8's". He didn't. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: To those earlier points, I figured the panel would write down Old Maid, Uno and stuff like that. But, Alf, do you make it unanimous? Alf: There are numerous answers I could use here, but the obvious one is... (buzz) (scattered applause; some groan at miss of clean sweep) Doug: Ah, man. Noah, you could've had a clean sweep. Doug: You'll have one more question later. Anthony, we'll see if you break this scoreless tie.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 23, 2018 20:59:35 GMT -5
(grabs B; walks to panel) Once again, all six of you get to play -- and -- Alf -- this is kinda sorta in your wheelhouse. Colonel Wilma Deering-Rogers said, "It's not easy being married to a space hero in the 25th century. Every night, my husband, the legendary Buck Rogers, brings BLANK with him to bed." (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 23, 2018 21:21:30 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; I give a slight laugh as I do so; ding)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 24, 2018 12:31:27 GMT -5
All righty then. All the stars are set. Here's the question again Colonel Wilma Deering-Rogers said, "It's not easy being married to a space hero in the 25th century. Every night, my husband, the legendary Buck Rogers, brings BLANK with him to bed." |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2018 12:36:25 GMT -5
Aliens.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 24, 2018 19:43:34 GMT -5
ALF: I knew someone would mention aliens at some point during this show.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 24, 2018 21:57:06 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: Threesomes with aliens, eh? If you remember the old sci-fi show with Gil Gerard and Erin Gray, there's a really funny answer. But let's see if we see some aliens -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: Even when he's married, he insists on protection. That's why he wears his (card) spacesuit to bed. (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Yeah, wouldn't want any intergalactic VD. (more laughter) Mark? Mark: He's from outer space, right? Doug: Mmm -- yes. Mark: Well, in that case, he brings a (card) Melmacian alien with him to bed. (crowd starts to applaud) (buzz) (audience groans) (cut to a shocked Alf) Doug: Based on results we had in the last round, Skippy, I gather we can't match certain species of aliens with Anthony's general answer of aliens, right? Skippy: (over loud speaker) That's it. Sorry, Anthony. Sorry, Alf. (more groans) Doug: Yeah. Classic specific versus generic mismatch. If other stars wrote down Seraphs from "Battlestar Galactica", Vulcans from "Star Trek", etc., they all get buzzed. (still more groans) Unless you folks in the crowd want to take up a collection. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Thought so. Sam, please get us out of this. Sam: Hopefully this won't cause most problems... (flips card) (ding; audience applause) Doug: There we go. That's what we've got to see on the cards. "Alien" or "aliens". We'd take singular for plural and vice versa as we go to Tony. Colonel Wilma Deering-Rogers-Newton-John-Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schmidt said... (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: That'll happen when you hyphenate your last name. Really, question again. Colonel Wilma Deering-Rogers said, "It's not easy being married to a space hero in the 25th century. Every night, my husband, the legendary Buck Rogers, brings BLANK with him to bed."Tony: Spoiler alert-- Guess who's gonna be our guest host of "The Hollywood Squares"? (buzz) (more groans) Doug: Sorry, folks, we've gotta be consistent as we go to Steve. Was Buck bringing aliens to bed? Steve: A plushie one at that... (ding; audience applause) Doug: There we go. Two matches and $200. Alf, how do we end this round? Alf: I know a lot about being a spaceman. So Buck Rogers brought a (card) spaceship to bed. (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Gives new meaning to the term "rockets", doesn't it? Doug: Nah, I thought for sure our panel would come up with references from the early 1980s show -- like Princess Ardala. (scattered cheers from men in crowd) Ah, a lot of you remember her. The really funny answer would be -- Twiki. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Especially when you think about the shape of Twiki's helmet. (more laughter from crowd) And as you try to get *that* picture out of your mind, we've got a 200 to nothing game. Find out who goes to Hollywood Squares with Alf -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH theme plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 25, 2018 15:17:23 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 25, 2018 20:07:27 GMT -5
(fade from black; Doug's chatting with audience; floor director fails to cue) So Gil and Erin are at this sci-fi convention, they're sharing all these backstage stories -- and here's Erin talking about Twiki's resemblance to -- ohhh -- we're back? (scattered laughter from crowd) I didn't a cue! (more laughter from crowd; Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Next time that happens, I'm beating Huckleberry Dillinger with cue cards -- just like Gene did back in the day. (more laughter from crowd) Now that I've been saved in the nick of time, let's see who wins Match Game. Anthony, you're leading. You're picking. Question A or Question B? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2018 20:08:18 GMT -5
A please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 26, 2018 20:38:43 GMT -5
(grabs A; walks to panel) Going with A -- and four people play. Actually three people and a Melmacian alien. (scattered laughter from crowd) Steve and Sam, please sit this one out as the rest of the panel plays this. A retired stripper recently found work as an airline stewardess. (men in crowd cheer) At the rate we're going, this may turn into "The Man Show". (men in crowd cheer) Let's take this from the top. A retired stripper recently found work as an airline stewardess. Her BLANKS can double as floatation devices. (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 27, 2018 10:11:06 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 27, 2018 19:16:21 GMT -5
Okay, everyone's set, Anthony. I'll repeat the question. A retired stripper recently found work as an airline stewardess. Her BLANKS can double as floatation devices. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2018 19:18:49 GMT -5
Breasts.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 27, 2018 19:40:58 GMT -5
ALF: Ding ding ding ding ding! I smell a comback. And I smell a Persian. Here kitty kitty kitty!
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Post by koopakid17 on Sept 27, 2018 19:58:01 GMT -5
Meowth! That's right!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 27, 2018 22:19:47 GMT -5
(as audience cheers) Doug: Breasteses. There's the answer. Let's see if you can score with -- ah -- (scattered laughter from crowd) -- Kevin, just show us your card. Kevin: Does this need to be said? (ding; audience applause) Doug: Has to be said -- or else we can't bump the score up to $300 for Anthony. Mark, do you make it four? Mark: I think it's perfectly obvious here. Gotta be none other than her... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Yeppers. So far so go. Tony, what say ye? Tony: Do I hear a Storm is a-comin'? (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's five. Alf, if you wrote down breasteses or some form thereof, Anthony collects an extra $400 plus another $100 for the match -- and a literal grand total of $1000. Alf: Melmac has always been a polite society. Sorry Mom and Dad, but I must use this word. (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's the perfecto! Doug: Anthony, your score's in four figures just for saying breasteses. What a country! (scattered laughter from crowd) Noah, you're going to have to match all six stars on one question just to force a tie-breaker. |
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