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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 14, 2018 6:41:55 GMT -5
ALF: As far as I know, ToeJam & Earl are somewhere on Neesbeck. Oh wait a minute. There's no life on Neesbeck. Their national bird is dust. Ha! Ha! I kill me!
(audience laughs and applauds)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 14, 2018 20:31:35 GMT -5
While we make those possible arrangements, I'll start with Match Game. So let the games begin. (audience cheers) (Tony and Doug fist bump; Tony takes his seat on panel; Doug walks to greet players) And keep cheering for our challengers, Anthony Long and Noah Carson. (audience cheers) Let's get acquainted before we start. Anthony, please tell us something about you. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2018 20:35:42 GMT -5
Well, I just recently collected my 10,000th trading card.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 14, 2018 20:38:38 GMT -5
ALF: On Melmac, we had boiulla baseball cards. But instead of a ball, we threw fish parts. The guts were sold at the consession stand. Even came with bubblegum. Two flavors; tabby and persian.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 15, 2018 10:50:26 GMT -5
(scattered laughter)
Boiulla baseball, eh, Alf?
Anthony, is your collection all baseball cards -- or are other sports represented in the collection?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2018 10:53:20 GMT -5
It is baseball, football, basketball, and most recently Pokemon.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 15, 2018 19:57:52 GMT -5
Ah, well you can't catch Pokémon here. But you can catch money. Good luck in that effort today.
Noah, as we wish you could luck in catching dollars, please tell us something about you.
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Post by sushibarset11 on Sept 15, 2018 19:59:36 GMT -5
I’m from Bridgeport, Connecticut, and I enjoy watching game shows and reading in my spare time.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 16, 2018 7:31:37 GMT -5
Thanks for visiting us from Connecticut. Players, again, best of luck to you here in Match Game. Your objective here is to match as many... ...of these members of Emmanuelle Chriqui's entourage as you possibly can. (audience laughs) It's an entourage *I'd* want to join. (more laughs) In any event, each time you match a star, you earn cash. You collect bonuses for matching all six and for being the higher scorer after three rounds. Winner here plays the champ in Hollywood Squares. Winner there goes on to the Super Match where $100,000 are waiting to be won. (audience cheers) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Anthony, you're up first. I've got two questions here. Would you like Question A or Question B? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2018 8:14:20 GMT -5
Question A please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 16, 2018 20:12:07 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) A it is and we're off and running. All stars get to play this question. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "E! Entertainment Television must be running out of ideas. After the phenomal success with 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians', the network, in the suits' infinite wisdom, debuted 'Keeping Up with the BLANKS'." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 16, 2018 20:19:40 GMT -5
(inserts card into slot)
ALF: Hey when does my meal get here? I ordered a whisker omletewith the tail on the side.
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Post by koopakid17 on Sept 16, 2018 20:33:22 GMT -5
I thought we didn't allow cats in this studio!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 16, 2018 20:35:23 GMT -5
ALF: Shows what you know. (burp)
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Post by koopakid17 on Sept 16, 2018 20:37:06 GMT -5
I never said they had to be alive.
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 16, 2018 21:51:27 GMT -5
Before I write down the answer... I want to say that our show has won the award for "Best Net Game Adaptation" at last night's "2018 Net Game Awards"!
(wild cheers and applause)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 17, 2018 7:56:38 GMT -5
(I insert my answer)
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Post by asja2002 on Sept 17, 2018 12:28:21 GMT -5
Round of applause for all the cast and crew!!!! (I insert my card)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 18, 2018 6:15:19 GMT -5
Yes, this was and still is a total team effort and I'm honored to be part of it. Everyone's ready. Anthony, here's the question again. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "E! Entertainment Television must be running out of ideas. After the phenomenal success with 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians', the network, in the suits' infinite wisdom, debuted 'Keeping Up with the BLANKS'."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2018 8:50:13 GMT -5
Celebrities.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 18, 2018 13:01:29 GMT -5
ALF: (has a puzzled look)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 18, 2018 20:20:43 GMT -5
(audience boos) Doug: Before we compare answers, I will clarify that general answers cannot match specific answers -- unlike the Polish version of Match Game. (scattered laughter from the crowd) So we have to see "celebrities", "stars" or synonymous terms in order to get on the scoreboard. Names of specific stars on the cards get buzzers. So, with that, Kevin, we start with you. Kevin: I hear they're bringing in Kim's husband, too. He is family after all. Keeping up with... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) Doug: And just like, the first generic vs. specific mismatch. Mark, great to have you here top center for now and right in the center later. What say ye? Mark: Those Kardashians probably didn't have any of the current technology, so I think they need to keep up with the... (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: They'd have the money for sure -- but would probably spend it on clothes and such. To Sam now. What do you bring to the table? Sam: Well, they're out of so many ideas so I think, they come up with "Keeping Up with the..." (buzz) (scattered groans from crowd) Doug: Maybe if there were a spinoff on one of those networks all about classic TV. Over to Tony, now. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "E! Entertainment Television must be running out of ideas. After the phenomenal success with 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians', the network, in the suits' infinite wisdom, debuted 'Keeping Up with the BLANKS'."Doug: And Anthony said celebrities. What did you write down? Tony: I heard that our pal Alec "I'm not Gene Rayburn" Baldwin is working on a new project for E! He told me that Stormy Daniels is gonna be in her cameo appearance in the first episode of "Keeping Up With..." (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Tony (as Barack Obama): And I approve this message. Doug: Ratings could be yooge. (more laughter) Steve? Steve: This is the (show card reading "Trumps") Donald show!...the Donald show!!! I prayed to (bleep) we wouldn't see the Donald show. He says the polls all say he's best.I wish we had JFK back behind the desk. The government tells me good luck.Pence in charge would mean that we are really Plucked!! His tweets are ready to go.....Cause this is "The Donald... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: For that performance, I wish we could match that -- but we can't. Alf, I wonder how you're going to follow that. Alf: I never understood the Khardashians. Especially when Bruce got his....well I won't discuss that. E! Entertainment has now developed "Keeping Up With The..." (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Alf: Love you Willie, Brian, Lynn. Yes, you too Kate. Doug: I had a feeling you'd sneak in a reference to your old show. Doug: Well, Anthony, you're not the first player to end a first round scoreless. Probably won't be the last since these are the toughies. Noah, your toughie's coming.
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Post by sushibarset11 on Sept 18, 2018 20:21:40 GMT -5
Bring it on.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 18, 2018 21:42:09 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) And let's see what develops on this question as all the stars complete this. Have you heard about the new life-sized Monopoly game being played in the escape room down the street? Instead of going to jail, players could be instructed to go to BLANK. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Sept 18, 2018 21:44:09 GMT -5
(I insert my answer; ding)
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 18, 2018 21:44:33 GMT -5
ALF: (inserts card into slot)
I'm feeling hungry. Can I eat these cards after I'm done with them?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 19, 2018 17:49:40 GMT -5
All righty, Noah, let's see if you can get on the board first. I'll repeat the question. Have you heard about the new life-sized Monopoly game being played in the escape room down the street? Instead of going to jail, players could be instructed to go to BLANK.
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Post by sushibarset11 on Sept 19, 2018 17:51:26 GMT -5
Hell?
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Post by koopakid17 on Sept 19, 2018 20:22:29 GMT -5
I didn't think Monopoly was that sinful a game!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 19, 2018 20:44:21 GMT -5
(scattered groans) Doug: Welllll -- I do know a bunch of suits who are heading for professional hell. (audience laughs and applauds) And not a moment too soon. More about that when I release my memoir. But for now, back to Match Game -- and let's compare answers -- starting again with Kevin. Kevin: It's at a construction site. They're fixing up a neighborhood and instead of jail, you spend time in a... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) Doug: The ol' port-o-let, eh? That's where the aforementioned suits' ideas belong. (more laughter from crowd) I'm plugging a book and it's not on shelves yet. Anyhoo, Mark? Mark: They go to the bedroom. (buzz) (a few groans) Doug: Now now. Mr. Grey might be waiting for the unlucky player in the bedroom. (scattered laughter from crowd) Let the imagination go wild as we go to Sam. Sam: Had a bit of trouble thinking on this one. (buzz) (a few applaud) Doug: Not quite as bad as port-o-let. I thought for sure we'd get a "hell" by now. Let's go -- well -- to the lower tier for that answer -- (scattered laughter from crowd) -- and get Tony's answer to this. Have you heard about the new life-sized Monopoly game being played in the escape room down the street? Instead of going to jail, players could be instructed to go to BLANK.Tony: Instead of going directly to jail, you go directly to... (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Meltdown from the prez on Twitter in five... four... three... (more laughter from crowd) We'll have to check the rants during the break. Steve? Steve: Life-size monopoly -- in California -- go to (card) Alcatraz -- do not collect $200 (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: That's another goodie. Last chance for Hades from Alf. I don't like the odds -- but we've had surprises before. Alf, take us home. Alf: I have yet to see the day where I get my own Monopoly game. But instead of going to jail, they go to... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Alf: I know that all too well. Doug: Ah, the garage. But no underworld... Doug: ...and thus a scoreless tie after Round 1. We'll come back for Round 2 -- right after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH theme plays) |
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