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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 17, 2018 13:28:43 GMT -5
Yes. My root beer float is almost gone. As for this restaurant, I feel bad for anyone who eats the soup. This poor chap's spoon...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2018 14:15:56 GMT -5
Well, a disintegrated spoon would indeed vanish, so there's a match for the champ! (ding)
Evan, we're looking for vanished, disintegrated, disappeared -- got anything along those lines?
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Post by Twentington on Sept 17, 2018 15:15:51 GMT -5
See, this particular spoon was stuck in the 1980s, so it...  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2018 18:28:13 GMT -5
(audience chuckles) Oh my God, like, that answer was, like, totally radical! (audience chuckles) (bzzzzzzzzz)
Kevin, have you got a yesteryear reference for us as well with your answer?
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Post by koopakid17 on Sept 17, 2018 23:48:06 GMT -5
Frank, you just saved me from a conversation with the judge in the parking lot!
*laughter*
I also said:
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2018 11:47:56 GMT -5
(ding)
So, that's a couple of matches for Nels in his first round question.
Round 2 heading our way after we show you this, so, pay attention will you? Okay. (zoom out and fade to black)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2018 23:02:16 GMT -5
(fade in from black) Oh look, the red light on the camera's on...that means we're back on and that also means it's time for me to push this little button they gave me over here...watch this now...
...bing and it reveals two second round questions. Nels, you're ahead so it's all up to you, sir -- would you care for A or can I interest you in something in our B collection today?
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Post by nelson17 on Sept 19, 2018 16:45:29 GMT -5
B
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 18:11:39 GMT -5
2B or not 2B -- no wait, 2B, that's what Nels said! (audience chuckles) Wake up over there stars, everybody plays and here it is...
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 20, 2018 6:59:09 GMT -5
(inserts card)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2018 17:39:05 GMT -5
C'mon Evan, you're in the Dickie Dawson seat -- you're supposed to be done first, not last! (audience chuckles)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2018 21:53:59 GMT -5
Ok, the slots are all filled, so we call on a response from you now, Nels. What do you say Mario the grape stomper's wife does to his feet every night after work?
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Post by nelson17 on Sept 20, 2018 21:58:31 GMT -5
Washes
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2018 22:02:42 GMT -5
Well, that's one possibility.
* I turn and begin my way towards the panel *
I thought of a different answer right off the bat though -- Nels says Mario's wife washes his feet Steven -- what'd you come up with?
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Post by st1200 on Sept 22, 2018 8:15:41 GMT -5
I Thought His Wife was Sexy so i said  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2018 15:36:25 GMT -5
Yeah, that's what I thought of as well -- his feet would be covered in grape juice, so that, along with washing, are sensible responses.. (bzzzzzz)
Licking and washing are two different things though, so no match for that. Sam, his wife washes his feet according to Nels -- according to you as well?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2018 5:03:03 GMT -5
Well, like himself, she kinda can get a bit irriated. So I said... (flips card)  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2018 12:19:04 GMT -5
He comes home and she stomps on his feet, huh? Reminds me of my ex-wife! (audience chuckles) (bzzzzzzz)
What did you come up with, Bill?
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Post by Bill Skinner on Sept 24, 2018 4:58:30 GMT -5
As disgusting as it sounds, this is what she'd do to them... (flips card)  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2018 10:46:03 GMT -5
Well, Mrs. Mario does love her some grape juice after all! (audience chuckles) (bzzzzzzz)
* I walk back along the row to the left side of the panel *
Nels went with the logical answer of washing his feet Frank -- what came to your mind on this one?
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Post by koopakid17 on Sept 24, 2018 12:08:33 GMT -5
Never mind. Nels’ suspension has been lifted.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Sept 24, 2018 19:45:45 GMT -5
There's only one definitive answer to this.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2018 20:15:49 GMT -5
(ding)
There's one for you Nels, although I'm going to disagree with Frank on that declaration -- personally, I think licks is more of a "Match Game" type of answer than washes is.
Evan, we're looking for Mario's clean feet for a match here -- what did you scribble on that card there?
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Post by Twentington on Sept 24, 2018 21:54:34 GMT -5
See, my brain went on strike while I was trying to think up something for this one. My weird line of logic was that his feet must be wet every night from all the juice of those grapes, so his wife... 
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2018 22:32:33 GMT -5
Yeah, you were one step ahead of a match there -- gotta wash 'em before you can dry 'em! (audience chuckles) (bzzzzzz)
Kevin, you're the last chance for a match for Nels -- have you got some washed feet for us back there?
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Post by koopakid17 on Sept 24, 2018 22:44:49 GMT -5
Between them both, she licks his feet clean.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2018 12:01:41 GMT -5
(bzzzzzzzzzz)
I can't decide whether that's a picture of a tongue or a pic...well, anyway, let's move on, shall we? (audience chuckles)
Anthony, this means you need three to tie and four to win!
Anthony, you mull over that for a bit while our stars grind their brain gears on that one.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2018 10:37:13 GMT -5
Alright, all cards are in their slots, so it's time for your response, Anthony. Since Giovanni wasn't a smoker, he didn't pass out cigars when his son was born, he passed out...?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2018 10:41:47 GMT -5
Hot Dogs.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2018 11:03:25 GMT -5
* I turn and head towards the panel *
Ah yes, there's nothing I love more than a hospital hot dog -- that's some good eatin'! Although, to be fair, the card doesn't say the kid was born in a
hospital, so maybe Giovanni and his wife are butchers and she gave birth at
the store surrounded by nothing but quality meats!
(audience chuckles)
Steven, would you show us your hot dog, please?
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