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Post by grapebuy789 on Jul 20, 2018 7:13:43 GMT -5
This is going to be a long (cuckoo bird) show. Somebody get me a drink!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 20, 2018 19:27:24 GMT -5
(as audience boos and groans) Doug: Ah, yeah, I think I can safely say you didn't get the goal of this question. (scattered groans) In any event, let's compare answers -- starting with Sam. Sam: Well, if they're gonna act dumb, expect dumber. (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Kick at nothing and they'll hit it every time. Greg? Greg: Those people from Nerdocrombesia like throwing their weight around. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Greg: It's not cricket. (more laughter) Doug: So *that* explains all the red cards. I like that answer. Mark, let's see if we like yours. Mark: (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Kickin' dirt but nowhere near takin' names as we go to Tony. Si the Sports Guy said, "Isn't it obvious why Team Nerdocrumbesia didn't qualify for the World Cup? Instead of a soccer ball, the players on the team kept kicking BLANK."Doug: And Nathan said the football. Tony: Free red cards for everyone! (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Another ref. Get the idea now, Nathan? Frank, your response, please. Frank: We're throwing it back to old school school yard games. I said... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Ah, the ol' kick the can game. Kevin, please wrap this half of the round up for us. Kevin: Nerdocrumbesia, like us, can get so drunk they may not even find the venue they're supposed to attend. They'll also start kicking around the first thing they see after their parties... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Which is a nod to Team Nerdocrumbesia's chant. I believe that we'll get drunk. Doug: Well, Nathan, better luck in the next round. Kourtney, your question's coming up.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 20, 2018 19:37:35 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) All right, stars. All six of you get to play this. And -- joy -- we're about to plug another network. (scattered laughter from crowd) In this five-zillion channel universe, hard not to. Here's the question. Liza Koshy said, "Mount Saint Double Dare looks more intimidating than normal. Before the bonus round started, BLANK was spewing from the top of the mountain." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jul 20, 2018 20:12:11 GMT -5
(I insert my answer card)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 22, 2018 8:20:17 GMT -5
Okie doke, Kourtney. All the cards are in the slots. Here's your question again. Liza Koshy said, "Mount Saint Double Dare looks more intimidating than normal. Before the bonus round started, BLANK was spewing from the top of the mountain." |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jul 22, 2018 8:20:43 GMT -5
Lava?
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jul 22, 2018 9:25:51 GMT -5
*puts drink down*
Maybe this show won't be too bad.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 22, 2018 20:57:01 GMT -5
(as audience cheers) Doug: That's intimidating, all right. Now, before we start comparing answers, did anyone see that behind-the-scenes video regarding studio clean-up? (scattered cheers) There are cleaners specifically assigned to clean up the green slime and nothing else. Can you imagine cleaning the molten lava in the studio? (scattered laughter) Doug: Anyway, "lava" was the only answer I could think of. Let's see how good our answer is -- starting with Sam again. Sam: Ah, a great gameshow, a great revival, this mountain? Better call the fire department soon! (ding; audience applause) Doug: Just like that, you're on the board, Kourtney. Greg, do you have more lava? Greg: Now, the obvious answer is Slime, but that's not intimidating enough. I said... (buzz) (laughs and woahs from crowd) Doug: Perhaps we'll see that on the Halloween special. Mark, what'cha got? Mark: (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Makes sense -- but no match as we come to Tony. Liza Koshy said, "Mount Saint Double Dare looks more intimidating than normal. Before the bonus round started, BLANK was spewing from the top of the mountain."Doug: Kourtney's of the belief of lava. What say ye? Tony: Slime is a very good answer. It suits very well in "Double Dare" -- and "You Can't Do That on Television". Special shout-out to Moose McGlade, BTW. Now back to my answer. Due to the graphic nature of the next generation of "Dare", Mount Saint Double Dare is now spewing (card) blood that's been donated by Count Dracula. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) Doug: (trying to impersonate Dracula) Blah blah -- no match. (more laughter from crowd) Doug: Frank, we're still lookin' for more lava. Frank: I could go with the obvious answer here, but I have to do this. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) Frank: You're welcome NBC! Doug: Censors do thank you for that -- but you could've said "number two". And Kevin, please wrap this up for us. Kevin: Bet you didn't know this, but remember that old soda jerk obstacle? Doug: I do. Kevin: That wasn't soda pouring our of those fountains, it was just colored lava. So for the new Mt. St. Double Dare, they decided to go out of the ordinary. Instead of slime, they used: (ding; audience applause) Doug: How ya like that? We start with lava and end with lava. Doug: Kourtney's matched two stars at $100 each. He leads $200 to nothing over Nathan. But we've got more Match Game to play. We'll play more -- when you come back. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 22, 2018 22:48:29 GMT -5
Announcer: The Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour... sponsored in part by Warner Bros. Pictures and DC Entertainment's new animated motion picture "Teen Titans Go! to the Movies". At theaters this Thursday... rated PG.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 23, 2018 6:32:47 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Welcome back. Let's start Round 2 of Match Game. (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Kourtney, you're leading. So you have the choice of Question A or Question B.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jul 23, 2018 6:43:37 GMT -5
Let’s go with a.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 23, 2018 19:25:30 GMT -5
(grabs A) A it is -- and just four stars play... ...Greg, Mark, Tony and Frank tackle this while the rest rejoin us in the next half of the round. Here's the question. Lousy Lola is so lousy...HOW LOUSY IS SHE!??!?!... she miserably failed her BLANK test. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jul 23, 2018 19:30:46 GMT -5
(inserts card into slot)
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 23, 2018 22:23:49 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Mark's PM response... |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jul 24, 2018 8:47:50 GMT -5
(I insert my answer) ding
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 24, 2018 20:08:09 GMT -5
Mark's in there -- as is the rest of the panel. Kourtney, I'll repeat the question and then take your answer. Lousy Lola is so lousy -- she miserably failed her BLANK test. |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Jul 25, 2018 5:11:51 GMT -5
IQ test?
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jul 25, 2018 8:01:01 GMT -5
Decent. Decent.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 25, 2018 20:36:54 GMT -5
(lukewarm applause from crowd) Doug: Decent answer. But we were thinking about tests where you don't necessary need to study. Greg, what test did Lola fail? Greg: One of my favorite tests.... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: There ya go. Knowing how Lola -- nevermind, she might be watching. (scattered laughter from crowd) Mark? Mark: She's so lousy that she can't drive, so... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: There's truth in that. Will say nothing further as we go to Tony. Lousy Lola is so lousy she miserably failed her BLANK test.Doug: Kourtney said IQ. What say ye? Tony: Lola is the reason why had had flunked sex education in high school. *reveals card* (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Tony: Teens don't make teens make Whoopie. Doug: Again -- there's truth in that answer. As Lola issues the complaint call, Frank, get us out of this half of the round, please. Frank: I don't know if this is such a good answer, but I'd say she is so lousy that she failed her... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: If I worked with her any longer, *I'd* be driven to drink. Doug: White courtesy phone for me, already? Tell her to wait. (scattered laughter from crowd) As Kourtney maintains the lead, Nathan, your question's coming. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 25, 2018 20:47:15 GMT -5
(grabs B; walks to panel) And this time, all six of you play this. Stupid Stewart is so stupid.
HOW STUPID IS HE?!?!
He thinks the Fortune 500 is BLANK. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) (as stars write) I wonder if the writers know I'm dedicating a chapter of my memoir to Stewart and Lola. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Not that it matters to this question. |
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 26, 2018 0:05:05 GMT -5
Maybe we can cut a deal with the Lion for film rights. I call co-EP.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 26, 2018 6:24:35 GMT -5
I like that idea.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Jul 26, 2018 7:16:53 GMT -5
(I insert my answer, ding) Just a reminder to all that I will not be here this weekend due to the ConBravo convention
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 26, 2018 9:05:35 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Frank and Kevin's PM response... |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jul 26, 2018 9:26:38 GMT -5
(inserts card in slot)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 27, 2018 19:07:56 GMT -5
Now they're ready. Nathan, let's see if you can catch up with this. Stupid Stewart is so stupid. He thinks the Fortune 500 is BLANK. |
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Post by nathandiniz on Jul 28, 2018 6:35:05 GMT -5
is a Nascar racing track
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 28, 2018 9:08:59 GMT -5
Skippy...?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 28, 2018 19:19:48 GMT -5
(scattered groans from crowd) Doug: I'm really tempted to throw in a pun -- but I'm afraid I'll throw salt on the wounds. Well, to Tony's point, looks like we're looking for a racetrack or similar venue. Sam, we commence with you. Sam: Now I think this might be the oldest joke, but hey, that was a tricky one. (audience laughs and applauds) (buzz) Sam: When I mean A.I., I mean the computer opponents. Doug: Oh, we figured that out by the essay answer. Greg, what say ye? Greg: Now, Stupid Stewart is also what you might call a hick. He thinks it's an... (audience cheers) (buzz) Doug: *There* was the answer. Greg's thinking *event*; your answer implied place or venue, Nathan. So, 'fraid we can't match event with place. Mark, your turn to get into the empty mind of Stewart. Mark: He thinks Fortune 500 is an... (audience groans) (buzz) Doug: Don't boo Mark, folks. Remember, we're getting into the blank mind of Stewart as we go to Tony. Stupid Stewart is so stupid. He thinks the Fortune 500 is BLANK.Doug: And he said "NASCAR racing track". Tony: That moron think Fortune 500 is a part of -- (card) -- NASCAR racing -- chewin' tobacco not included. (scattered laughter and applause) (slight pause -- then...) (buzz)
(audience groans) Doug: Lemme guess, Skippy. Tony's answer's generic and Nathan's is at least a tad more specific, right? Skippy: (over loud speaker) Yes. "Track" needed to be on Tony's card -- or else it's not a match. (more groans) Doug: Listen, folks, if you want to pass the hat around and put $100 in for Nathan -- (scattered laughter from crowd) -- I'm sure he'd appreciate the thought. Frank? Frank: Going with game show tradition... (scattered laughter from crowd) (buzz) Doug: Ah ha. Another "Wheel" answer. And Kevin, what'cha got? Kevin: Stupid Stewart? What happened to Dumb Dora? Did she finally find her brain in her trash compactor? (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Again, the writers here must've gotten hints about my memoir. Kevin: Stewart binge-watched every single one of these. Bless his heart. (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) (buzz) Jim Thornton: I think we've surpassed 500 episodes of Wheel of Fortune. Doug: I would think. Doug: Stupid Stewart is so stupid, I remember a time Stewart *misspelled* the word "stupid". (audience laughs and applauds) Details to come in my memoir. Meantime, final round of Match Game's coming up. See who's going to Squares -- after I take this call from the white courtesy phone. (audience applause; MG-HSH theme plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 29, 2018 11:20:37 GMT -5
======================================================================================================= *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)JIM THORNTON: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following-- |
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