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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2018 20:59:48 GMT -5
May I please have B? I tried my hardest in that last round to come up with a good answer. I just drew a blank.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 7, 2018 6:46:06 GMT -5
(grabs B) Sure, we'll let you have B. (walks to panel) And since we're still scoreless, all stars play both of this round's questions. Here's the first one. Lola lost her BLANK while water-skiing.(scattered laughter and applause) (think music plays) |
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 7, 2018 10:55:51 GMT -5
What is this, 1973? (I quickly write down and submit my answer)
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 7, 2018 11:04:41 GMT -5
No, that was last show with Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady  |
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 7, 2018 11:12:17 GMT -5
Well, what you were supposed to see in the last episode was "A Mark Goodson/Bill Todman Production", which would have made it 1973, but Matt credited the show as "A Mark Goodson Television Production", which is what it should be. Regardless, anything is better than FremantleMedia.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 7, 2018 11:13:17 GMT -5
I'll second that!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 7, 2018 20:48:45 GMT -5
But back to present day as all six stars are ready. Anthony, we're ready for your answer after I repeat the rather short question. Lola lost her BLANK while water-skiing. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2018 20:51:34 GMT -5
Bikini.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 8, 2018 4:35:39 GMT -5
(as Groucho) Which is why she converted soon after to snow skiing ôô
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 8, 2018 7:01:06 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Great answer. I can think of a somewhat funnier answer -- but yours makes great sense. Let's see if gets you on the board -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: Now, here's the Match Game we know and love. I just have to say it because it's what the men want Lola to lose (card) bikini top. (scattered applause) (noticeable pause from judge) (ding; audience applause)Doug: Yeah, good enough to get on the board with $100. Greg, do you make it $200? Greg: ...two, three, four / I'll tell the people what she wore (singing) "It was an.... (ding; audience applause)Greg: ...that she wore for the first time today." Doug: Sheesh, judge, override his singing with the bell? Really? Anyway, Bill do you make it $300? Bill: (singing) I know what I am, I am a man, so was Lola, L-O-L-A Lola... (scattered laughter from crowd) Bill: Therefore it was no big deal when Lola lost her (card) TOP while water-skiing. (scattered applause) (noticeable pause from judge) (buzz) (audience groans and boos)Doug: Now now. The judge, I'm afraid, has a point on this one. Bill, I'm sure you implied bikini top -- but didn't say it. The other thing, anyone here remember the movie "The Legend of Billie Jean"? (scattered cheers) Doug: For those who don't remember or haven't seen it, one of the first few scenes has the movie's star, Helen Slater in the title role, wearing a bikini bottom and a torn t-shirt instead of a matching bikini top. So, yeah, fraid it's a mismatch. (scattered boos) Doug: Mooooving right along to Tony. Lola lost her BLANK while water-skiing.Tony: The answer is the most obvious. *shows card* (ding; audience applause) Doug: Top Bikini could be a brand name -- so that works for Anthony. Evan, what say ye? Evan: Yeah, looks like I'm going along with the majority here. (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's $400. Jonathan, do you make it a near perfect score? Jonathan: The water was rough... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Not a bad answer. Doug: Knowing Lola the way I know Lola, I would've thought she lost her virginity while water-skiing. (audience laughs and applauds) Talk about trick skiing. Doug: Well, can't complain about winning $400 on one question, Anthony.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 8, 2018 7:06:15 GMT -5
(grabs A) Matt, need to get on the board here. Let's see if you can even up the score. (walks to panel) And as before, all six stars play this one. Dumb Dora is so dumb. HOW DUMB IS SHE!?!!?!?!She lost her virginity -- just kidding. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Let's take it from the top. Dumb Dora is so dumb. When she visited tumblr.com, she tried to order BLANK online.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 8, 2018 8:35:43 GMT -5
I guess my answer wasn't the "tops"...so sorry about that.
(writing my answer to this question and submitting it)
This is the worst thing to happen to me here since Tom Brady (chuckling)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 8, 2018 17:50:28 GMT -5
Don't feel bad, Bill. This sort of thing happens. Something else is about to happen. We'll get Matt's answer after I repeat his question. Dumb Dora is so dumb. When she visited tumblr.com, she tried to order BLANK online.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 8, 2018 18:18:04 GMT -5
Cups?
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 8, 2018 21:58:23 GMT -5
We went from bikini tops to cups, I'm detecting a theme here |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 8, 2018 21:59:09 GMT -5
All,
Due to an upcoming vacation, I will have limited to possibly no access to the boards from June 11th - 17th.
If I'm able to get on though, I will update myself as a contestant and/or panelist. All hosting duties will be postponed from June 11th - 17th.
Thank you,
Bill
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 8, 2018 22:26:53 GMT -5
To be more specific, cups as in drinking glasses.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 9, 2018 10:51:47 GMT -5
(scattered cheers) Doug: We know what you mean by cups. Trust us. Now let's see if we can trust these folk -- starting again with Kevin. Kevin: Don’t mess with someone with an empty tumbler. Dumb Dora just wants her... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Mmmm... beeerrr. Good thought but no match as we go to Greg. Greg: You've got the time, I've got the.... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Más cerveza. Bill, do you bring beer, a cup or something else to the table? Bill: She was so dumb, she tried to order... (card) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Funny, long answer -- but no match as we revisit Tony. Dumb Dora is so dumb. When she visited tumblr.com, she tried to order BLANK online.
Doug: And Matt said cups. Tony: (as Michael Buffer) L-l-l-l-let's get ready to -- (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: I think you left an "r" out intentionally for reasons we can't go into. Good answer though. Evan? Evan: She *really* needed to make her house look like a ghost town, so she went to tumblr to order... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Ahhh, I see what you did there. Jonathan, please bring this home for us. Jonathan: A tumbler is also a fancy -- (card) [CUP] -- so she got the 2 confused. (ding; audience applause)Doug: There ya go. Match comes through at the end of the round. Doug: With that, we have a closer game. $400 for Anthony, $100 for Matt. Find out who's going to the Squares -- when you come back to beautiful downtown Burbank. (ding; audience applause) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 10, 2018 10:33:26 GMT -5
=============================================================================================== *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following-- |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 10, 2018 20:22:54 GMT -5
[NOTE FROM DOUG: Bill's unavailable to play Round 3 of Match Game. I went ahead and PMed him the questions for this third round and he already responded. More than a decade and a half ago, I was a guest of a previous netgame version of MG-HSH before graduating to co-host. Its then MG host, Charlie Pevey, e-mailed me questions ahead of a previously scheduled vacation. So, if it's legit then, it's legit now.]
(audience cheers) Time for Round 3. Let's see who's going to Squares. (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Anthony, you're leading -- so you get the choice. Question A or Question B? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2018 20:52:32 GMT -5
A please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 11, 2018 17:19:36 GMT -5
(grabs A) Picking A -- and just two stars play your question Bill and Jonathan, please complete this. Alex Trebek said, "Turns out the Final Jeopardy! category of Trees was a difficult one for all three players. No one wrote down the correct response. They were all BLANKED."
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Post by jlastergolf on Jun 11, 2018 17:20:17 GMT -5
Fingers crossed (inserts answer into slot)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 12, 2018 20:34:58 GMT -5
Okay they're all set. Anthony, here's the question again. Alex Trebek said, "Turns out the Final Jeopardy! category of Trees was a difficult one for all three players. No one wrote down the correct response. They were all BLANKED."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2018 20:37:20 GMT -5
Chopped.
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Post by jlastergolf on Jun 12, 2018 20:37:47 GMT -5
(Facepalm)
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Post by Twentington on Jun 12, 2018 20:39:43 GMT -5
Bless your heart, Anthony...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2018 20:40:52 GMT -5
Was it a bad answer?
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Post by jlastergolf on Jun 12, 2018 20:42:26 GMT -5
Not necessarily
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 12, 2018 21:59:09 GMT -5
Not a bad answer, but not the right answer, either. |
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