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Post by palmer7 on May 30, 2018 20:48:48 GMT -5
Hello, Doug and Tony. Ah, it's great to be back in Burbank and in the Center Square.
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Post by jlastergolf on May 30, 2018 21:59:10 GMT -5
Hey Doug
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Post by billmcdee on May 31, 2018 3:50:56 GMT -5
Greetings and salutations!
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Post by tmann3x on May 31, 2018 12:41:26 GMT -5
It's great to be back here at beautiful downtown Burbank after spending two days at "The Entertainment Capital of LA". And at the end of the show, we'll have a selected home viewer to play the Telephone Match for a chance at winning a trip to Universal Studios Hollywood including a cameo appearance on "EXTRA" with Mario Lopez.
Ready to roll, Doug?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 1, 2018 6:37:02 GMT -5
I host dice games. Of course I'm ready to roll. (scattered laughter from crowd) Let the games begin! (audience cheers) (Doug and Tony fist bump; Tony goes to panel; Doug goes to players' area) And keep cheering for our challengers Matt Ringgenberg and Anthony Long. (more cheers)Let's get acquainted before we begin. Matt, please tell us something about yourself. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 1, 2018 8:52:32 GMT -5
I'm a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, IA.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 9:11:42 GMT -5
I'm a trading card collector from Chesnee, South Carolina.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 1, 2018 19:54:02 GMT -5
Nice to have you both here. Players, as you know you're trying to match as many... ...of these attendees of Prince Harry's bachelor party as you can. (audience laughs) Each time you match a star, we'll throw a few bucks your way. Player who's matched more stars after three rounds wins $500 and moves on to play the champ in Hollywood Squares. Winner *there* plays the Super Match -- where $100,000 can be won! (audience cheers) Before the show, we drew straws. Matt, your sketch of the straw was judged the best. (scattered laughter from the crowd) So we'll let you start first by picking Question A or Question B. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 1, 2018 20:15:41 GMT -5
B
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 2, 2018 0:00:20 GMT -5
You forgot to mention Harry didn't get the boozy tea. That's why I didn't go.
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Post by jlastergolf on Jun 2, 2018 0:03:40 GMT -5
I had better things to do
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 2, 2018 3:58:18 GMT -5
And I declined the invite when I found out the giant cake wasn't actually a cake.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 2, 2018 11:11:48 GMT -5
Oh, really. Perhaps we can discuss that during the break. (Doug grabs B) Right now, B it is for Matt and away we go. (Doug walks to panel) All six stars get to start off by playing this. Nerdocrumbesian scientists have come up with a really useless invention. Audience: (not quite together) How useless is it? (laughing at their lack of unison) Really, guys? Let's try this again from the top. Nerdocrumbesian scientists have come up with a really useless invention. They've created a solar-powered BLANK. (scattered laughter and applause) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 2, 2018 22:52:42 GMT -5
I have no clue what's the most bizarre thing... the Nedocrumbesian scientists or "The Talk" co-host quitting "Roseanne"? Nah... it's the first one.
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 2, 2018 23:27:57 GMT -5
Roseanne had it coming to her. She's always been and always will be trash, even if she did vote for our president.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 3, 2018 20:30:48 GMT -5
Oy oy oy. Enough about Roseanne. It was the talk at Luck... ...oh, they're ready. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Matt, here's your question again. Nerdocrumbesian scientists have come up with a really useless invention. They've created a solar-powered BLANK. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 3, 2018 23:12:37 GMT -5
Television?
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Post by jlastergolf on Jun 3, 2018 23:13:19 GMT -5
Here we go...
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Post by Twentington on Jun 3, 2018 23:25:41 GMT -5
The question said a really USELESS invention, Matt, not a really COOL invention...
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 4, 2018 4:33:51 GMT -5
Actually television isn't a bad answer. Consider when the sun goes down the TV wouldn't work so no prime time viewing.
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 4, 2018 9:29:15 GMT -5
Which means he might not be able to watch my other show.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 4, 2018 12:42:04 GMT -5
(as audience boos) Doug: Did our earlier television talk influence your answer? (scattered laughter from the crowd) Well, might work in the daytime. Nighttime not so much. Anyhoo, let's compare answers starting with Kevin. Kevin: Your tax dollars at work: A solar-powered... (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Sounds like Polish scientists teamed up with the Nerdocrumbesians on that project. Greg, back in his regular spot after a great guest hosting of Squares, what say ye? Greg: Time to enter the Department of Redundancy Department. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: That's rendundant for sure. Bill, does Mr. Three on a Match come up with a matching answer? Bill: Since solar power implies daytime and daylight, I said... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Ah, that's really useless. But no TV as we visit Tony. Nerdocrumbesian scientists have come up with a really useless invention. They've created a solar-powered BLANK.Tony: Did you know that the scientists used to work for Nintendo? Doug: I did not know that. Wild and wacky stuff. Tony: The soon-to-be retired president Kimishima had fired them all for creating a solar-powered... *shows card* (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Tony: Barry White albums not included. (more laughter) Doug: Never see any of those motels in Encino. (more laughter) Evan, what did you think? Evan: I can only hope the condensation doesn’t cause any problems... (buzz) (more laughter) Doug: Why would you need power for it to begin with? Oh those darn Nerdocrumbesians. And Jonathan, wrap this up for us. Jonathan: And if you act right now with your 99 easy payments of 199.95 we will throw in free shipping... (buzz) (more laughter) Doug: We start and end with sun -- but no TV along the way. Doug: Well, Matt, better luck in the next round. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 4, 2018 12:49:31 GMT -5
[NOTE FOR ANTHONY: Since I don't think you've played this game before, please marinate on an answer. The next time you see an image, below this post, that indicate all six stars' answers are ready, we'll call for your answer. 'Til then, just have a think.]
Anthony, let's see if you fair better. (grabs B; walks to panel) And once again, all six play this. Trixie said, "Dr. Quackenbush is one lousy plastic surgeon. I went in the other day for breast implant surgery -- and he implanted my breasts with BLANK."(scattered laughter and applause) (think music plays)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 4, 2018 13:06:09 GMT -5
Did he happen to look like this? (I upload something from my phone, it appears on the video wall) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 5, 2018 11:59:29 GMT -5
(scattered laughter and applause) Mmm -- pretty close. Anthony, they're all set. I'll repeat the question -- and give you a chance to respond. Trixie said, "Dr. Quackenbush is one lousy plastic surgeon. I went in the other day for breast implant surgery -- and he implanted my breasts with BLANK." |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2018 12:01:50 GMT -5
I hope I don't get booed with this answer but here is my answer. Ducks.
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Post by jlastergolf on Jun 5, 2018 12:59:51 GMT -5
That seems kinda “quacky” to me
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 6, 2018 7:11:11 GMT -5
(as audience boos) Doug: Sounds like you focused more on the doctor -- when you should've focused on the patient. But we'll see what happens. This is after all a Round 1 question. Kevin, what'cha got to start us off? Kevin: Just so we’re clear, we’re not talking about a certain great and powerful woman, are we? Can I say that without DHX coming after me? (scattered laughter) Doug: Sure. Why not? Kevin: I think Dr. Quack is just living up to his name. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Well -- part of a duck -- but not a duck in of itself. (scattered laughter) In any event, Greg? Greg: He was a lousy plastic surgeon, but a great cook! (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Instead of potatoes -- which would get messy. Over to Bill. Bill: With a name like "Quack"enbush, the old doctor was very fond of fowl, therefore he used... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Bill: Hold the gravy! (more laughter) Doug: Gravy would also get messy. No matches yet as we go to Tony. Trixie said, "Dr. Quackenbush is one lousy plastic surgeon. I went in the other day for breast implant surgery -- and he implanted my breasts with BLANK."Doug: And he said duck. What say ye? Tony: I think Trixie should give up on a career that I cannot allow to say on a rated PG program. However, the quacked-up doc is probably the highest paid plastic surgeon this side of Nerdo-whatchamacallit. So good, in fact, he had implanted Trixie's photon torpedoes with... (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Now *there* was my answer. Breast implants with water balloons. Evan, what were you thinking? Evan: Trixie’s gonna have to be *really* careful now that her breasts have been implanted with... (buzz) (more cheers) Doug: More water balloons. And Jonathan punctuates the round with -- what? Jonathan: Sometimes the answer is so simple... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Cotton, water balloons -- but no ducks. Doug: Well, a pitchers' duel after one inning. (points to scoreboard as audience laughs) Back for Round 2 -- after this.
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 6, 2018 14:25:52 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 6, 2018 20:57:11 GMT -5
(audience cheers) We're back. Let's begin Round 2. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Normally our leader picks first. But we have a scoreless tie. So, since Matt started Round 1, we'll let Anthony pick A or B for Round 2. Which question, Anthony? |
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