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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 28, 2018 14:39:56 GMT -5
(bump)
I must have an answer before the buzzer sounds.
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 28, 2018 15:39:31 GMT -5
Sleep
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 28, 2018 15:43:29 GMT -5
I drew a blank
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 28, 2018 15:47:59 GMT -5
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 28, 2018 16:18:14 GMT -5
Gobo: Somebody get me a drink out here! And fast! Please!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 28, 2018 21:42:13 GMT -5
(as audience boos) Doug: Welp -- I did get an answer before the buzzer sounded. Unfortunately, I sense the buzzer's gonna sound six times. (scattered laughter and applause) Let's go through this quickly -- as the judge already has his buzzer finger poised. Jon? Jonathan: What it makes all of us... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: A lot better than his answer. But there's a really good answer if you think about it. Bill? Bill: The definitive answer... (buzz) (audience cheers) Bill: And never forget, after Between Tuesday and Saturday the calendar says "W T F". (audience laughs; smatter of applause) Doug: Which is what a lot of folks playing along at home said. Get the joke, now, Nels? Seven straight days make one week or weak? On to Steve. Steven: Well I don't know how to speak Chinese but if i don't get rest for 7 days I will get... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: An incoming staff member at Crag: The Numbers Game speaks fluent Chinese. We might arrange lessons during the next stopdown -- which can't come soon enough. (scattered laughter) Let's just keep on keepin' on with Greg. Greg: The correct answer... (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: Yeppers. Tony? Tony: (in Asian accent) O-ho... Velly intwresting question, Dougras-san. Arthough, I have mastered the art of Kung-Foo-shun, I have been taught a varuable ression. Having 7 days without lest makes one doofus (card) one cwanky dude. Arigato! (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Tony: (normal voice) My apologies please... Doug: If you listen carefully, you can hear my new staffer at Crag drafting the complaint letter now. (more laughter) Sam, by some miracle, did you say "sleep"? Sam: (shakes head) Simple as that, you just get... (buzz) (scattered applause from the crowd) Doug: Lotta grumpy and cranky with the ultimate punny answer of weak. Doug: Well -- Lenny -- one question left in Match Game. You just need *one* match to win. If you don't match anyone, you both forfeit, our Squares champ plays Super Match automatically and we'll spend the rest of the show apologizing to my new staffer at Crag for this Confucius question. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Actually, if this ends in a scoreless tie, we play a tie-breaker as if we break any other tie. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 28, 2018 21:57:52 GMT -5
And one more time, all six stars get to write -- as Ray writes us up. (scattered laughter) (HEAR DOUG SAY IT) Old Man Perrywinkle said, "Popeye the Sailor Man often sings he's strong to the finish because he always eats spinach. Since marrying my 19-year-old wife, I can sing that I'm strong as Niagara because I take BLANK."
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 28, 2018 22:30:17 GMT -5
(I write my answer down) Lenny, if you don't get this... well, we're gonna have problems.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2018 6:38:24 GMT -5
(inserts card) Yeah, like a scoreless tie breaker, has it ever happened before on this show?
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 29, 2018 6:54:47 GMT -5
Since Greg and I matched on the last question, and there were other panelists who matched one another, do we get any prize money?
And with a pitcher's duel going on, my apologies to the Environmental Protection Agency, 43 trees were chopped down for the 30 or so cards we panelists have used so far during this game, to no avail.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 29, 2018 9:33:47 GMT -5
Frank, Gobo, and Kevin... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares" with Greg Palmer. And Steve Anderson... while you're on standby as our champ, is there a possibility if you could please create a lighted name for "GOBO"? Thank you in advance.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 29, 2018 9:52:58 GMT -5
BTW, If Lenny doesn't get a match, I'm gonna go back to The Burbank Studios and tape "Split Second" immediately.
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 29, 2018 10:39:02 GMT -5
Donna Jean: He’ll have Gobo wired in later on today
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Post by mrb2000 on Apr 29, 2018 13:17:11 GMT -5
Gobo: I'm more ready than I'll ever be!  |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 29, 2018 13:46:27 GMT -5
I'm ready to go! In fact, I have some radishes for my buddy Gobo.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 29, 2018 14:13:11 GMT -5
Is Fraggle Rock coming back, too?
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 29, 2018 19:23:44 GMT -5
Hey all. I just want to reiterate to you folks that my availability on the site will be limited for the next few weeks. I will be preparing for finals as well as a presentation I am giving this week. Please allow me extra time to respond. Thanks!
Best,
Frank
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 29, 2018 21:41:22 GMT -5
Sam, to your point, I do recall on the original MG-HSH that a MG went scoreless after three rounds -- much to Gene's dismay. Only match, of course, came in the tie-breaker. Let's see if history repeats itself here. Lenny, here's the query one more time. (HEAR DOUG SAY IT) Old Man Perrywinkle said, "Popeye the Sailor Man often sings he's strong to the finish because he always eats spinach. Since marrying my 19-year-old wife, I can sing that I'm strong as Niagara because I take BLANK."
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Post by redrangerdude on Apr 30, 2018 7:09:24 GMT -5
Viagra!
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 30, 2018 7:17:44 GMT -5
(standing ovation)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 30, 2018 8:20:43 GMT -5
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 30, 2018 10:40:12 GMT -5
I'm done
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 30, 2018 10:54:49 GMT -5
Don't be so bummed out, Nels. You have played a good game, though. |
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 30, 2018 11:15:58 GMT -5
You may be finished with this game, but you're going home with some nice parting gifts (not real, of course, but still). |
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 30, 2018 11:42:42 GMT -5
I know but still would like to play the Hollywood squares portion but hey it happens
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 30, 2018 20:51:42 GMT -5
(as audience cheers) Doug: Now that's what I call putting the context clues together. Now you've gotta hope one of these dingbats thought of viagra. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Jon, we start with you. What do you bring to the table? Jonathan: You’ll get the point (scattered cheers) Greg: There are several blue tablets that have name brands we can't say on TV! Doug: Wait -- the judge actually is thinking this over. (ding) (dings; audience cheers) Doug: Judge accepts. It's a win. Now -- just to sort of prove this out and considering there's bonus money involved -- we'll keep comparing answers one by one. Lenny, each additional match pays $100. If you match all six, you win an extra $400. You do have another $500 coming your way for winning Match Game. So -- Bill -- your answer. Bill: It has to be... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Exact match with illustration. So, Lenny's legit going to Hollywood Squares. To Steve now. Steve: (as Beetlejuice) For the win... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Three viagras -- but they only count as one match. To Greg. Greg: (singing) VIVAAAAAA.... VIVAAAAAAAA... (scattered laughter and applause) (ding; audience applause) Doug: That's four. Tony? Tony: I see that Old Man Perrywinkle was a millionaire Playboy. I don't even know what the heck "Playboy" means. (scattere laughter) Anyhow... I remember the ol' Perry-meister had sung that he's strong as Niagara... 'cause he took his-- (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's five! Sam, do you make it unanimous? Sam: It's gotta rhyme hasn't it? Doug: Yes. Sam: (card) (ding; audience applause) (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays) Doug: And there's the perfecto! $1500 in total. Lenny, please join me here. Nels, no money here -- but some fine gifts from the Match Game. Nice hand for Nels. (more cheers; MG desks roll off stage left; rest of grid rolls in from stage right) Doug: Lenny, please stand by -- because *Greg* will host Hollywood Squares, three more panelists will join us -- and I'm going to make an apology call to Ray. Matt, floor's yours! |
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Post by tmann3x on May 1, 2018 0:12:50 GMT -5
(underscore theme, Matt narrates)MATT: A member of our studio audience will receive a flokati rug. From Janis Imports, this all wool rug can be used as a wall-hanging, a bed throw or in front of your fireplace. Adds warmth and beauty to your home. A flokati rug from Janis Imports.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
The Mr. Coffee Ultronic System. Space-aged technology for the best cup of coffee on this planet or any other. Furnished by Mr. Coffee.
A supply of Fla-Vor-Aid. Makes you glad you're thirsty. Regular or pre-sweetened with 100% NutraSweet. Assorted delicious flavors. One package makes two quarts. Fla-Vor-Aid.
The White's Metal Detector. Featuring ground-exclusion balance to help you locate coins, jewelry and precious metals -- while excluding mineralized soil. From White's Electronics.
And from Hawaiian Tropic comes this beach mat and a set of Hawaiian Tropic suntan oils and lotions. Aloha!(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From Caesars Challenge...
(cheers and applause)
From Fraggle Rock...
(cheers and applause)From Wheel of Fortune... (cheers and applause)And, taking over... the guest master of The Hollywood Squares... Greg Palmer! (wild cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Greg as he enters center stage*
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Post by palmer7 on May 1, 2018 10:17:56 GMT -5
Thanks, Matt. I can't believe I'm saying that. Viagra wins the day and fifteen hundred bucks for Lenny. We'll see if he can add to that right after these important messages. (cheers and applause continue)*fade to commercial*
(main theme, Matt Bingel announces, cheers and applause)
Matt Bingel: And now... Greg Palmer and The Hollywood Squares. (cheers and applause)Greg: Thank you, Matt Bingel. Welcome to the second half of our show, The Hollywood Squares. Believe it or not, we're here at Stage 37, the exact soundstage where the John Davidson version taped 30 years ago. Hello, stars! |
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Post by tmann3x on May 1, 2018 10:30:30 GMT -5
EVERYONE: Hello, Greg! GOBO: Hello, Tom Bergeron! GILBERT GOTTFRIED: YOU FOOL!!!! |
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