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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 12, 2018 20:04:42 GMT -5
Sorry, Bill, but I made dinner plans with a lovely blonde named Brittany after the show -- and I don't want to keep her waiting. So, with that, let the games begin. (audience cheers) (Greg and Doug shake hands; Greg walks over to the lower left square; Doug walks over to players' desks) And keep the cheering going for our challengers, Nels Snesrud and Lenny Jackson. (audience cheers)Let's get acquainted before we start filling in blanks. Nels, please tell us something about yourself. |
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 12, 2018 20:31:00 GMT -5
I'm 35 and I'm a cashier at target who loves old Nickelodeon game shows like double date and finders keepers
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 13, 2018 6:40:22 GMT -5
Ohhhh -- at the risk of making you feel jealous, I met Wesley Eure when he was promoting a Christmas book for children. Great guy.
Good luck to you, Nels. And Lenny, good luck to you as well. Please tell us about you.
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Post by redrangerdude on Apr 13, 2018 6:58:14 GMT -5
I am a high school senior from Washington D.C.
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Post by st1200 on Apr 13, 2018 9:21:54 GMT -5
I Didn't Know that Marc Summers did a new show called Double Date Wow i can't wait to check that out
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 13, 2018 10:08:00 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure he meant Double Dare
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 13, 2018 22:19:47 GMT -5
You guys are sharper than I. I didn't catch "Double Date". My hearing must be going. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Lenny, nice to have you hear from D.C. Again, good luck as you'll have as many as three chances to match as many... ...of these understudies for the Universal Studios Frog Choir as you possibly can. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Each time you match a star, you win cash. Match all six, get more cash. Match more stars than your opponent, win *more* cash *and* game. Winner here goes to Hollywood Squares. Winner *there* plays Super Match for a possible $100,000 payoff. (audience cheers) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Nels, please start us off by picking one of these queries -- A or B. |
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 14, 2018 11:21:32 GMT -5
B
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 14, 2018 20:23:21 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 15, 2018 7:30:21 GMT -5
All righty then. They're all set, Nels. I'll repeat the question one more time and take your answer. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Game Show Network is producing its first made-for-TV movie. It's titled 'When BLANKS Attack'." |
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Post by nelson17 on Apr 15, 2018 10:52:47 GMT -5
Boobs
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 15, 2018 12:25:43 GMT -5
(from Hollywood Squares square)
Get me a *cuckoo bird* drink! We're in for a doozy!
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 15, 2018 21:07:04 GMT -5
(from Hollywood Squares square) Get me a *cuckoo bird* drink! We're in for a doozy! 25 million Americans are thinking the exact same thing. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 15, 2018 21:54:49 GMT -5
(as audience boos) Doug: Nah nah nah nah. Nels, you misunderstood the question. The movie's on Game Show Network -- not Skinemax. (audience laughs; smatter of applause)Doug: Well -- let's compare answers anyways -- starting with Jonathan. Jonathan: Big Bucks Big Bucks! No... (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: Now that's more like it. Any antagonist in the game show world would work. Doug: Bill's ready with his answer. Show and tell. Bill: In honor of Mr. Barker, I said when (card) Samoans attack. (buzz) (audience laughs; smatter of applause)Doug: Ohhhh -- another good one. Interesting no Samoans have come on down since Drew took over. On to Steven. Steven: How about this one... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Well -- we did get a foolish answer from the player. So -- stands to reason. Let's go down heah to Greg. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "Game Show Network is producing its first made-for-TV movie. It's titled 'When BLANKS Attack'."Doug: Nels is hoping by some miracle you said bazooms. Greg: Considering how much Feud they show.... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Yeah, that Steve's everywhere. Like I should talk -- I host three other shows. (scattered laughter) Tony, my regular co-host, what say ye? Tony: I think this will boost cable ratings... *shows card* (buzz) (some laugh; others groan) Doug: If you think about it, that's the closest we've come to matching. Miles apart, though. Sam, please end this half of the round for us. Sam: There's got to be an easy answer to this! (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: More whammies to end. Doug: Bolts of lightning, dragons, bankrupt spaces, they'd also be good ones. Better luck later, Nels. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 15, 2018 22:01:13 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A) Lenny, let's see if you can capitalize and score first in Match Game. (walks to panel) And once again, all the stars get to play. In Nerdocrumbesia, the nation's sleazy culture starts young. In their version of the nursery rhyme "This Little Piggy", the first little piggy doesn't go to market. The first little piggy goes to BLANK instead.
(audience laughs; smatter of applause) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 16, 2018 9:42:06 GMT -5
I heard that Howard Stern is gonna run for the mayor of Nerdocrumbesia for the fifth time. Despite how messed up their community is, Stern's approval ratings had went up by 420%. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 16, 2018 18:48:18 GMT -5
(scattered laughter from the crowd)
Well it's about *high* time.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 17, 2018 18:10:16 GMT -5
All set, Doug.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 17, 2018 18:22:45 GMT -5
All right, Lenny, all pencils down over there. Time for you to respond. In Nerdocrumbesia, the nation's sleazy culture starts young. In their version of the nursery rhyme "This Little Piggy", the first little piggy doesn't go to market. The first little piggy goes to BLANK instead.
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Post by redrangerdude on Apr 17, 2018 19:39:15 GMT -5
The butcher shop?
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 17, 2018 20:17:08 GMT -5
(facepalm)
Now *I* need a drink.
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 18, 2018 2:55:08 GMT -5
That's what I call thinking "outside the box", and I dare say outside all six of our boxes  |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 18, 2018 5:56:57 GMT -5
(from Hollywood Squares)
Sammy, another one! I'm getting loaded tonight!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 18, 2018 19:37:26 GMT -5
(as audience boos) Doug: Ohhhh-kay. Well, let's start comparing answers. Jonathan, we start again with you. Jonathan: That little piggy had a taste for chicken. (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: Sleazy piggy goes to Kentucky Fried, eh? There's a *really* good logical answer. Let's see if Bill thought of it. Bill: This place is really slimy. This little piggy ran for office and won a pigged...I mean rigged election to go to ... (card) Congress, and what's more this little piggy was the one who began the practice of pork barrel spending bills... (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Well, Nerdocrumbesian politicians have been known to be sleazier than the ones here. To Steven, now. Steven: Well Johnathan just stole my answer so... (buzz) (audience laughs; smattering of applause)Doug: Creative answer. They gave a *cheer* to that one. (scattered groans) As they turn on me, let's go to Greg. In Nerdocrumbesia, the nation's sleazy culture starts young. In their version of the nursery rhyme "This Little Piggy", the first little piggy doesn't go to market. The first little piggy goes to BLANK instead.
Doug: And Lenny said "butcher shop". Greg: Ever had pickled pork? (buzz)Greg: A place of ill repute. (scattered laughter) Doug: I was thinking of another place of ill repute. Let's see if Tony came up with it. Tony: Looks to me that the first little piggy had went hog wild. So wild, in fact, he had eaten the entire all you can eat buffet at... (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: Not the kind of free plug they wanted. That and the chicken. Sam, wrap this round up for us, please. Sam: If we're talking sleazy, well, I might be wrong but hey, I had a go anyways. (buzz) (scattered groans) Doug: The bank? Huh-kay. I might be showing my age on this -- but I thought for sure someone here would say the first Nerdocrumbesian piggy would go to -- Porky's! (audience laughs) Doug: Welp -- one round's in the books and we've got an exciting pitchers' duel going on here. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Round 2 starts when you come back to Universal Studios in Hollywood. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 19, 2018 3:51:07 GMT -5
Rumor has it the sign outside that house of ill-refute says "It's been a business doing pleasure with you."
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 19, 2018 11:31:37 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 19, 2018 20:02:18 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Welcome back to Universal Studios Hollywood. (Doug presses button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Normally, our leading player starts us off. But we're scoreless. Since Nels started Round 1, Lenny, you may select Question A or Question B.
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Post by jlastergolf on Apr 19, 2018 20:02:56 GMT -5
Wrong show Doug. That’s On A Roll!
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 19, 2018 20:09:04 GMT -5
Wally strikes again!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 19, 2018 20:10:57 GMT -5
(from Hollywood Squares) Well, Dougie has been drinking again.
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