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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 8, 2018 7:40:32 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A) James, you let's see if you can get on the scoreboard. (walks to panel) And since James has yet to score, all six stars play this question. Chuck Norris said, "For once, you got a so-called fact about me right. I did put down a fellow action star with a Shakespearean insult. I called BLANK a linkish yellow-bellied laggard." (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 9, 2018 17:38:59 GMT -5
Okie doke, James. They're all set. Question again for you. Chuck Norris said, "For once, you got a so-called fact about me right. I did put down a fellow action star with a Shakespearean insult. I called BLANK a linkish yellow-bellied laggard." |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2018 17:45:20 GMT -5
*thick Austrian voice* Ah'nold Schwarzenegger
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 10, 2018 11:30:09 GMT -5
*in Arnold voice*
You are terminated! GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2018 15:28:29 GMT -5
Lol
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 10, 2018 15:42:29 GMT -5
(as audience groans) Doug: Well -- Arnold's version of "Celebrity Apprentice" didn't set the world on fire. Based on that, let's see if that gets you on the board. Steven, we start with you. Steven: Well it's not going to be his "Walker, Texas Ranger" co stars so I have to say... (buzz) (audience groans and boos)Doug: (trying to impersonate Carnac the Magnificent) May Chuck Norris give you a roundhouse kick to the face. (scattered cheers at idea) Doug: Facts of the matter -- Chuck's first big break was in a Bruce Lee film and a friendship developed thereafter. Joseph, got a better answer? Joseph: Well, I peeked a couple of the answers there, and since my mama taught me to show some respect for the dead, I went with a soon-to-be-dead-by-misadventure fellow… (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Now that's more like it. Jonathan, what say ye? Jonathan: I don’t have an answer so I’m just gonna go with my default answer (buzz) (audience boos)Steven: Jonathan, what happened to you? Jonathan: I drew a blank. Doug: (trying to impersonate Carnac the Magnificent) May Chuck Norris give *you* a roundhouse kick to the face. (scattered cheers at idea) Doug: Oy oy oy. Over to Tony now. Chuck Norris said, "For once, you got a so-called fact about me right. I did put down a fellow action star with a Shakespearean insult. I called BLANK a linkish yellow-bellied laggard."Doug: And he said Ahnold. Tony: I hope Alec Baldwin doesn't show up and rip my lungs out. (buzz) (audience laughs and applause) Tony: Thank you and good night, folks. (runs away, returns back to his seat) Sam: Zoinks! That'll get you into much trouble! Kevin: Alec should be the least of your worries, Tony! Doug: Yeah, a Secret Service member might give you a roundhouse kick to the face. Sam, your next anyway. Sam: I guess this star wore yellow... (flips card) (buzz) (audience groans and boos)Doug: (trying to impersonate Carnac the Magnificent) May Chuck Norris give *YOU* a roundhouse kick to the face. Kevin, please end this on a good note. Kevin: I'm pretty sure Chuck does all his own stunts, so he'd have to compete with another master: (buzz) (scattered boos) Doug: See, I thinking action stars from recent movies and movie series -- Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, folks like that. Doug: Well, after that round, Steve leads 300 to nil. Find out who's going to Squares -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 10, 2018 19:11:37 GMT -5
[$ale Theme](on the set of $ale) Greg: Later on during Squares, there'll be a Secret Square game. Meanwhile, it's no secret that the right three picks on our Winners' Board could make you a millionaire. (clips from the show) Greg: Oh, and we have a lot of fun outside the bonus round, too. You never know what's going to happen. Greg: So why spin your wheels or put yourself in Jeopardy! when you can watch $ale of the Century? WEEKNIGHTS!Greg: Be there, before primetime! |
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 10, 2018 23:25:28 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 11, 2018 21:20:59 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Annnnnd we're back. (Doug pushes toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Players, Match Game enters its final round. Squares will be coming up soon thereafter. Steve, you're our leader -- so you get the pick of A or B. |
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Post by asja2002 on Mar 11, 2018 22:11:27 GMT -5
A this time.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 12, 2018 6:50:17 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A) Going with A this time. (walks to panel) And once again you play with half the panel. Joseph, Sam and Kevin, you'll play while the rest take a rest. Snoop Dogg said, "Man, I just found out Mr. Potato Head likes to smoke marijuana. He gives new meaning to the term 'BLANK'." (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 12, 2018 19:39:33 GMT -5
And they're all ready to go. Steve, here's the question one more time. Snoop Dogg said, "Man, I just found out Mr. Potato Head likes to smoke marijuana. He gives new meaning to the term 'BLANK'." |
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Post by asja2002 on Mar 12, 2018 21:22:11 GMT -5
BAKED Potato
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 12, 2018 21:22:47 GMT -5
I was thinking Spuds myself
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 12, 2018 22:43:48 GMT -5
Excellent answer, Steve!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 13, 2018 6:39:57 GMT -5
(as audience cheers) Doug: There ya go. Baked potato. Baked after hanging out with Mary Jane. Let's see if that gets you more matches -- starting with Joseph. Joseph: I won’t say anything more about it other than (card) [BAKED] (scattered applause anticipating bell) (ding; audience applause)Doug: Of course it matches. Doug: $400 now for Steve. Sam, can ya make it 500? Sam: No comment here. (ding; audience applause)Doug: But a match for sure. Kevin, it's now on you. If you said "baked" or "baked potato", Steve achieves a perfect score and we round up his score to one thousand dollars. Kevin: I thought he quit smoking. Perhaps he's using the pipe now for something else. (ding; audience applause)Doug: Perfecto! Doug: All six stars matched for $600 plus $400 for running the table. Doug: That's $1000 in anyone's language. James, to stay in business and force a tie-breaker, you'll need to run the table on one question. We've had it happen before. Let's see if it happens here. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 13, 2018 6:47:17 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) And everyone on the panel plays this last question -- pending the tie-break. Mike Tirico said, "I'm surprised Nerdocrumbesia made it to the final medal count at the Winter Olympics with just one gold medal. But I'm not surprised the athlete who won that gold medal went out and had it BLANKED." (audience laughs) (think music plays)That's not a question. It's a book!
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 13, 2018 14:06:44 GMT -5
Mark, Frank (Grover), and Matt... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares"!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Mar 13, 2018 14:20:39 GMT -5
Grover: I am ready to go sir! I hope that blue man does not call for me.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Mar 13, 2018 14:21:56 GMT -5
Waiter!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Mar 13, 2018 14:41:21 GMT -5
Grover: Coming sir!!!
*Grover goes to Mark's square*
What can I get you today sir?
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Mar 13, 2018 14:42:21 GMT -5
First of all, I don't have a square officially until the second half starts. Second, I'd like a bacon cheeseburger
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 13, 2018 18:39:34 GMT -5
Okay, James, panel's ready. Need to max out here to stay in business. Question again. Mike Tirico said, "I'm surprised Nerdocrumbesia made it to the final medal count at the Winter Olympics with just one gold medal. But I'm not surprised the athlete who won that gold medal went out and had it BLANKED." |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2018 18:44:48 GMT -5
Framed?
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 13, 2018 18:51:43 GMT -5
*sighs*
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 13, 2018 20:17:32 GMT -5
Mr. Anderson... we need a name in lights for Grover.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 13, 2018 21:34:56 GMT -5
(as audience groans) Doug: Well -- that's one lousy thing you *could* do to a gold medal. But there's something worse -- making for the definitive answer. Need six frames to force the tie-break. Steven, are you starting a miracle or ending Match Game? Steven: Sorry James ... (buzz)Doug: There's the answer -- and that's the game -- which goes to Steve. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays)Doug: What did the rest of you have? Doug: Oh dear -- sold ... pawned... Doug: ...oh well. Steve, please join me over here. James, we hope you had some fun on our show. We do have some fine gifts for you. They're awaiting for you now -- as we whisk you in the direction of stage left. A nice hand for James. (more cheers) Doug: As the rest of the grid comes into view, Steve, you just won another $500 for the victory. Congratulations on winning $1500 total. Now, we're about to have a changing of the guards. Tony's going to host Hollywood Squares and we'll welcome three more stars. A lot more cash is on the line -- and a lot more fun to be had. So stick with us, please. |
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 14, 2018 16:43:36 GMT -5
(underscore plays)GREG PALMER: A member of our studio audience will receive the Norelco family-size toaster-range. Bakes, broils, toasts. Dual-element control designed for perfect results. Easy cleaning, removable door and rack from Norelco.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
Jacques Moret. Presenting their latest bodywear for dance, exercise, and aerobics. Colorful, comfortable, and fashionable. From Jacques Moret.
Nothing beats the great taste of chocolate milk made with good, old-fashioned Hershey's syrup. Take Messy Marvin's word for it, Hershey's syrup is delicious!
Oneida's stainless flatware in the Torsade pattern. A service for 12 plus serving pieces and storage chest. Richly-detailed, finely-crafted stainless steel flatware. Oneida, your table is ready.
And Wind Song perfume. So soft, so romantic, he can't seem to forget you. Your Wind Song stays on his mind. From Prince Matchabelli.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
From The Joker's Wild...
(cheers and applause)
From HBO's Sesame Street...
(cheers and applause)(cheers and applause)And, taking over... the master of The Hollywood Squares... Tony Lane! (wild cheers and applause)*Doug passes the mic to Tony as he enters center stage* TONY: Thank you, Greg. And we'll be back to play Hollywood Squares right after this brief message. Keep it right here... (cheers, applause continues)*fade to commercial* ==========================================================================
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 14, 2018 22:50:08 GMT -5
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 15, 2018 0:26:47 GMT -5
TONY: Thank you, Greg. For those who are tuning in right now, Shadoe Stevens is somewhere in Tinseltown guest announcing "The New Hollywood Squares" in syndication. The good news that he'll be back with us tomorrow. Filling in for Shadoe for today is the one and only Greg Palmer. (cheers and applause)I'm here with the winner of Match Game Steve Anderson. So far, he has won a cash total of $1,500. And in just a few minutes, he'll play against the champion on The Hollywood Squares. Before we get this show started, please allow me to re-introduce the three stars. At top left, he's the host of "The Joker's Wild" on the other network. Please welcome Mark Liotta. (cheers and applause)At top center, we have another character from "Sesame Street" on HBO and PBS Kids... please give it up for Grover. (cheers and applause)And finally, at top right, please welcome him to the former host of "1 vs. 100"... please welcome Matt Ringgenberg. (cheers and applause)Joseph... I heard that you have a new show coming up this Monday right after "Days of Our Lives" and before this show. Care to tell us what show you're hosting? |
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