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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 27, 2018 20:15:35 GMT -5
Can we discuss this later? Joe, seriously, great to see you here with us. Let the games begin! (audience cheers) (Doug and Tony shake hands; Tony takes his seat on panel; Doug walks to players' desks) And keep cheering for our challengers, James Greek and Steve Anderson (audience cheers) Let's take a moment and get acquainted. James, please tell us a little something about yourself. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2018 20:19:50 GMT -5
Well I am 31 years old. I am from East LA (as in Lower Alabama) I am enjoying my time at USH have always wanted to go and I did d joy the Simpsons ride. However, I think it should move to the other park across town and Universal Studios should bring back back to the future!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 28, 2018 7:12:16 GMT -5
Well may you enjoy the right with us today. Good luck to you -- and good luck to you Steve. Please tell us something about you.
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Post by asja2002 on Feb 28, 2018 10:24:32 GMT -5
I’m currently living in Plymouth Massachusetts and you could say I am a jack of most trades. I run food service for a major convenience chain.I manage cranberry bogs with my brother, Danny; and I also do balloon decor and entertain at parties. It’s busy at times but it’s great fun
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Feb 28, 2018 21:38:02 GMT -5
Well thank you for making time to join us here at Universal Hollywood. Players, whether we're here or back in Burbank, your objective here in Match Game is to match as many... ...of these members of the Gatorman entourage as you can. (scattered laughter) Each match puts cash in your pocket along the way. Player whose matched more stars goes to Hollywood Squares to play against our champ. Winner there plays the really big money Super Match -- which could pay off $100,000. (audience cheers)(Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Before the show, the players drew straws. Joseph ruled James' sketch of a straw was better than Steve's -- (scattered laughter from the crowd) -- so that means James, you'll start us off by selecting Question A or Question B. |
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Post by jlastergolf on Feb 28, 2018 21:40:24 GMT -5
Man we need new comedy writers
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2018 10:39:53 GMT -5
Let's go with A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 1, 2018 22:41:09 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) A it is and away we go. Okay, Joseph, you've waited years to fill in a blank. Rest of you -- nowhere near as long. Anyhoo, here goes. Hey, did you hear Richie Rich isn't rich anymore? The kid lost all of his money after investing it in BLANK.(scattered laughter) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 2, 2018 23:10:06 GMT -5
Everyone one's all set. James, I'll repeat the question and call for your answer. Hey, did you hear Richie Rich isn't rich anymore? The kid lost all of his money after investing it in BLANK. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2018 13:35:32 GMT -5
A Ponzi scheme?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 3, 2018 15:46:14 GMT -5
(scattered laughter and cheers) Doug: Good answer. I honestly never thought of that. Let's see if anyone over here thought of Ponzi schemes. Steven, we'll start with you. Steven: This place used to be my favorite so... (scattered applause) (buzz)Doug: Ah, those were the days -- so long as you stayed away from the adult film room. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Joseph, show and tell time after all these years. Make it count. Joseph: Well, maybe not all his money, but he did lose his mind investing in... (scattered cheers) (buzz)Doug: Ohhh -- good answer. I didn't think of that one. Jonathan, did you think of a Ponzi scheme or something else? Jonathan: He needs a new broker... (scattered cheers) (buzz)Doug: Ah, another one. No Ponzi scheme yet as we come on down to visit Tony. Hey, did you hear Richie Rich isn't rich anymore? The kid lost all of his money after investing it in BLANK.Tony: I think Richie Rich had taken that tip from Alec Baldwin. (scattered laughs) (buzz)Doug: Don'cha love it when this show suddenly becomes "Hardball"? (scattered laughter from the crowd) Sam? Sam: Please, do your worst insult to my bad answering. I might get the burn from this... (audience groans and boos) (buzz)Doug: Don'cha love it when this show suddenly becomes "You Asked For It"? (scattered laughter from the crowd) Kevin, if you can't match, please end this half of the round with a good answer. Kevin: I didn’t know Richie Rich was allowed to invest any kind of money. I guess he learned his lesson when he put his bank account in... (scattered laughs) (buzz)Doug: Well, considering Tony's answer, we've reached fairness. Doug: James, as for you, you've reached a bagel. Better luck in then next round. |
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 3, 2018 15:50:43 GMT -5
(I quickly present my answer from the booth)
[BITCOIN]
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 3, 2018 15:57:38 GMT -5
Doug: Say, Greg, just for fun, what would you have said? Greg: Bitcoin. Doug: Can we give him $100 for matching Joseph? (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Oh well. Doug: Steve, let's see if you can take the early lead here in the game. (grabs B; walks to panel) And once again, all six of you play this. Mrs. Meanie is really mean. HOW MEAN IS SHE?!?!? When Rotten Rodney got out of line in class last week, she didn't send him to detention. She sent him to BLANK. (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by st1200 on Mar 3, 2018 15:59:28 GMT -5
how come nobody say Macaulay Culkin
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 3, 2018 16:47:57 GMT -5
how come nobody say Macaulay Culkin (I finish writing down my answer) I don't think I understand your point, Steven. |
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 3, 2018 16:53:34 GMT -5
Although I think this was intended for the 1st question... since something was said do we need to throw the question out?
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Post by st1200 on Mar 3, 2018 17:15:13 GMT -5
No for the Richie Rich Question
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Post by palmer7 on Mar 3, 2018 17:23:35 GMT -5
Although I think this was intended for the 1st question... since something was said do we need to throw the question out? Context. You have to put the question into context. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 4, 2018 8:33:53 GMT -5
Now that we've put a bow on top of Question A, let's move forward with Question B. Steve, I'll repeat it and take your answer. Mrs. Meanie is really mean. When Rotten Rodney got out of line in class last week, she didn't send him to detention. She sent him to BLANK. |
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Post by asja2002 on Mar 4, 2018 10:15:01 GMT -5
Jail
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 4, 2018 12:51:55 GMT -5
By George I think we finally had a good answer on this show.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 4, 2018 22:52:20 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: Well, James' answer of "Ponzi scheme" wasn't bad in his half. Jail's a good answer in this half. Let's see if this gets you on the board. Steven, we start with you again. Steven: She sent him to... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Boom! Just like that. One match and $100. Joseph, do you make it two? Joseph: Well…Rodney will be heading down the last line he'll ever walk... (scattered cheers as some in crowd anticipate bell) (buzz) (scattered boos and groans) Doug: (to Judge Skippy Trebek) Lemme guess. "Death row" is part of a prison system but not a jail in of itself. Skippy: (over loud speakers) Yes. It's a special section of a prison. "Prison" can match with "jail" -- but not "death row". (more boos) Doug: As the crowd detects injustice, we have to move on to Jonathan. Jonathan: She’s so mean kids dress up as her at Halloween... (scattered laughter from crow) (scattered cheers as some in crowd anticipate bell) (ding; audience applause) Doug: There we go. To the judge's earlier point, "prison", "penitentiary" and "jail" can match each other -- in basic terms. The justice system might say those words imply different levels of punishment and confinement -- but those words are synonymous with each other as we go to Tony. Mrs. Meanie is really mean. When Rotten Rodney got out of line in class last week, she didn't send him to detention. She sent him to BLANK.Doug: And Steve's looking for "jail" or a synonymous term. Tony: The same place where Marvel's Blade character ends up after the tax evasion... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Exact match for $300. Sam, do you add to Steve's total? Steve: Obviously it's a lot worse if you think about. So what's worse than detention...? (buzz) (scattered groans) Steve: Believe it or not someone got into death row at the age of 15 or 13ish... Back in the 90's or 80's? Doug: Sadly, I'd believe it. No match for reasons discussed earlier as we close out the round with Kevin. Kevin: I don’t think they have this for children but in Rotten Rodney’s case, they’ll gladly make an exception. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Now *THAT* was my answer. Electric chair. Doug: Well, Steve, you got $300 out of that round. James is looking to get on the board. We'll give each player a chance at more money in Round 2 -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Mar 5, 2018 13:20:13 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 5, 2018 20:46:29 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Annnd we're back. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Steve, you're halfway to a perfect score. Since you're leading, you'll start this round by picking Question A or Question B. |
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Post by asja2002 on Mar 5, 2018 22:21:57 GMT -5
B please, Doug!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 6, 2018 13:10:25 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B) B it shall be. Since you've matched half the panel... ...you get to play with the half you have yet to match. So, Joseph, Sam and Kevin, please respond. The rest of you, please wait for the next question. Dumb Dora is really dumb.
HOW DUMB IS SHE?!?!!?!
When she visited Amazon.com, she tried to order BLANK online. (audience laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 7, 2018 13:40:19 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set. Steve, question again. Dumb Dora is really dumb. When she visited Amazon.com, she tried to order BLANK online.
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Post by asja2002 on Mar 7, 2018 13:48:23 GMT -5
Snakes
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Post by jlastergolf on Mar 7, 2018 14:07:51 GMT -5
Even though I didn’t answer I think I have the definitive answer
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Mar 8, 2018 7:32:30 GMT -5
(audience groans) Doug: Which is the basis of "Snakes on a Plane II". (scattered laughter from the crowd) Well, let's check for snakes starting with Joseph. Joseph: Well, she tends to be influenced by what she watches on TV, so I said… (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Which reminds me -- are they selling classic Lynda Carter posters? (scattered laughter) Sam, what say yet? Sam: Well, if we're talking Amazon, this should with an warning, "DON'T ANGER"... (buzz) Doug: Ah ha. And Kevin, what'cha got? Kevin: Well, this time Dumb Dora was actually thinking. Kinda. (buzz) Doug: In the ballpark of what I thought. I was thinking Dora would try order a rainforest online. Doug: Well, no change in score. Steve, you've still got $300. |
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