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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2017 13:02:03 GMT -5
(and a smaller, rolling monitor-size MOLLIE is carried down the aisle wearing a beautiful wedding dress as Doug rolls, er--- "escorts" her down the aisle) (everyone sits down) Wink: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of these witnesses, and in front of millions of people watching around the world, to join MOLLIE and Wally in matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men; and therefore is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two electronic beings present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace. (just then, Larry David stands up)  Larry: Yeah, I got plenty of reasons. This is stupid! There's no reason why two robots, computers, or whatever the hell they are, should be married on live television. This is even stupider than people on CBS reality shows being on other CBS reality shows. What's next? Greg: Either you sitting down and shutting up, or me calling security! Judge Mills Lane: Indeed! OVERRULED! (Larry sits down, but then, someone else walks in)  Zingbot 9000: Hold! Everything! ZING! I, object!(Judge Mills Lane bangs her gavel) Judge Mills Lane: OVERRULED! Proceed.
Wink: Thank you. Now, do you, Wally, take Mobile Operational Love-able Likable Interactive Entertainer to be your lawfully-wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good and bad ratings, so long as you both shall live?
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 23, 2017 13:04:57 GMT -5
OK... who invited Bernie Sanders to our show?
Patrons: Shhh...!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 23, 2017 13:14:52 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2017 14:25:37 GMT -5
Wink: And do you, Mobile Operational Love-able Likable Interactive Entertainer, take Wally to be your lawfully-wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good and bad ratings, so long as you both shall live?
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 23, 2017 14:28:25 GMT -5
MOLLIE: I do, Citizen Wink.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2017 16:10:13 GMT -5
Wink: Then by the power vested in me by the state of Nevada, I now pronounce you computer and wife. Congratulations.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2017 16:17:20 GMT -5
["Wedding March"](the two display kissing and heart emojis and proceed down the aisle, with people throwing rice) (cheers and applause by everyone) Larry: This is ridiculous.(and seated next to him is Big Brother 19's Cody Nickson) Cody: Totally agree.Greg: Wow, what a wedding this has been. Now, as I understand it, nobody came prepared with gifts. So, instead, we're going to give the gifts to you. Everybody in the studio audience will spend a week in Acapulco, Mexico! (audience cheers) And, everybody is also going home with $5,000 in cash! (audience cheers even louder)
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 23, 2017 16:54:14 GMT -5
Tony: Greg, Doug, and the honorable Judge Mills Lane... thank you all for being a part of this historical moment on this live presentation. And now... please welcome her back one more time... Miss Grace VanderWaal! [MORE CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]Tony: Give it up for Grace VanderWaal, everyone! [CHEERS, APPLAUSE CONTINUES]And in addition to the trip and the $5,000 cash (courtesy of TravelSavers), everyone in the studio audience will be taking home Grace's debut album "Just The Beginning"! [EVEN LOUDER CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]And this concludes our 4th live special presentation of Celebrity Gambit. Greg and Doug... hope you guys had a great time, huh? |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Sept 23, 2017 16:57:25 GMT -5
Oh, a fantastic time. A lot of money and prizes given away, great performances from Grace -- and a marvelous wedding.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2017 17:01:10 GMT -5
Greg: I know I did. Everybody won something. I would call this a nearly perfect episode.
(Just then, Wink joins the three) Wink: Indeed. Gentlemen, as you know, this year marks the 45th anniversary of Gambit's debut on CBS. I'd like to propose a toast. To Gambit, and another 45 years!
(and joining them are "Tall" Tom Campbell from the 1985 pilot, Bob Eubanks from the 1990 pilot, and Alfonso Ribeiro from Catch 21)
(everyone toasts with a champagne glass of ginger ale)
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Post by tmann3x on Sept 23, 2017 18:05:38 GMT -5
I'll drink to that! Thank you, Wink. I want to say a very special thanks to everyone who are celebrating Gambit's 45th anniversary here on CBS. And a very special thanks to Grace for her amazing live performance. And by the way... we've been given away a total of $1,434,458 in cash and merchandise-- not to mention the total that we've been given away to all audience members. Tomorrow morning, we'll begin the 45th Anniversary celebration as two players battle it out for a shot at winning $1 million. And after that, be sure to catch Doug Morris and Wally for an all new episode of "On A Roll" and then... it's "Card Sharks" followed by "The Price is Right". And be sure to watch Greg Palmer for "$ale of the Century" on the other network as well as the Tournament of Champions in select IMAX theaters. Stay tuned now for a new and special episode of "Young Sheldon" right here on CBS. So... for Jennifer Love Hewitt, our announcer Jim Thornton, and everyone here at the MGM Grand Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas... this is Tony Lane saying thank you for watching this live presentation. See you tomorrow morning for Gambit. Good night, folks. Jennifer (waves hand): Goodnight... drive safely, everyone. [LAS VEGAS GAMBIT CLOSING THEME][LONG APPLAUSE FROM AUDIENCE, CHEERS]Jim Thornton: Studio space and hotel accommodations provided by the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino, the second largest hotel in the world and largest hotel resort complex in the United States. Enjoy fine dining, Cirque du Soleil's Kà, Studio 54 and more. It's Maximum Vegas from the MGM Grand.
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