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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 30, 2017 21:15:35 GMT -5
(audience groans)Doug: Waterford crystal. Ohhh -- kay. Well -- Bill -- do you keep Matt in business or is Patseen playing the circles in the Squares? Bill: This is why Kirk and crew were always spaced out. (card) (buzz)Doug: Not a match. Patseen, you win it. (dings; audience applause; win music plays; MG-HSH theme plays)Doug: What did the rest of you have? Doug: Sugar, more meth, *Folger's* crystals -- and cocaine. Oh well. Patseen, please join me here. Stand on this little blue dot. Matt, we do have fine gifts backstage -- including expired coupons for Ken-L-Ration dog food. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Nice hand for Matt! (audience cheers) (MG desks and toaster roll toward stage left) (remainder of celeb grid for HS wheels in from stage right) Doug: Patseen, congratulations. We just added $500 to your winnings. Now you'll play Hollywood Squares against our champ. Tony and I trade places and three more stars are waiting in the wings. We'll be this -- right after back.
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 30, 2017 22:52:20 GMT -5
(underscore theme)SHADOE: A member of our studio audience will receive from Pelican… This cooler is ideal for trips to the beach, camping trips, outdoor barbecues and parties. You break it and we replace it, forever. That's Pelican.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
Gitano Sport, no-sweat active wear you can wear anywhere. Junior, missy, and plus sizes. From Gitano, fashions for the times.
Otter Pops Freezer Bars. Made with real fruit juice. Featuring the otter characters that children love. Available in supermarkets and drug stores everywhere. Otter Pops.
The Vivitar 320Z compact auto-focus camera, with built-in power zoom lens. Beautiful 35mm pictures from scenes to portraits. From Vivitar.
And $500 worth of American Express Traveler's Cheques. $500 in protected money for your traveling furnished by American Express... don't leave home without it.(main theme)
And now... it's time for more of the--
With...
(cheers and applause)
From Catch Phrase...
(cheers and applause)From Wheel of Fortune...
(cheers and applause)And, taking over... the master of The Hollywood Squares... Tony Lane! (wild cheers and applause)Tony: The master is back once again. We'll begin The Hollywood Squares in just a moment. Keep it locked, folks... (cheering, applause continues)*fade to commercial* ================================================================================
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 1, 2017 4:03:57 GMT -5
A reminder I won't be available hardly at all today Sat. July 1st and probably not a lot on Sun. July 2nd.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 1, 2017 10:20:16 GMT -5
Thanks, Bill. And for me... all of my net games will be on hold on July 4th because I'll be visiting Niagara Falls, NY while celebrating my mother's birthday.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 1, 2017 11:04:57 GMT -5
*back to studio* (main theme, cheers and applause)
SHADOE STEVENS: And now... Tony Lane and The Hollywood Squares. (cheers and applause)TONY: Thank you, Shadoe. I'm here with the winner of Match Game Patseen Punsiri. So far, he has an all cash total of $1,500. And in just a few minutes, he's gonna play against the champion on The Hollywood Squares. Let's re-introduce the three panelists for those of you who have tuned in for the first time. At top left, please welcome him back to the show Jonathan Laster. (cheers and applause)At top center, he's the host of the syndicated game show "Catch Phrase". Meet Sam Ryan. (cheers and applause)And finally, he's the host of America's game... "Wheel of Fortune". Give it up for Bill Skinner. (cheers and applause)Before we start the second half, I have a question for our newcomer Jackson. How do you feel on your first day as a panelist? |
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Post by jlastergolf on Jul 1, 2017 13:35:40 GMT -5
*waves to crowd* *fist bumps Doug on the way to square*
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Post by fanfromflorida on Jul 1, 2017 13:46:19 GMT -5
I used to watch Match Game and Hollywood Squares religiously and when I got into British panel shows and offensive humor I started my own show called Mock the Week which I hosted and I have a blast doing and it always looked like the panelists were having loads of fun so it's great to be a panelist myself. I just hope I don't come off as a try hard.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 1, 2017 16:17:22 GMT -5
Nah... I'm sure you'll feel very comfortable right here. Right now, it's time for Patseen to sit in a comfy chair while getting ready to play The Hollywood Squares. Here we go... (cheers and applause) And sitting at the X desk is our returning champion. In just one day, he has an all-cash total of $8,050. Please welcome him back to the show Andrew L. Budny. (cheers and applause)Andrew... please tell everyone in TV land about yourself. |
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Post by gameshowgeek50 on Jul 1, 2017 19:45:12 GMT -5
Thanks Tony, great to be back.
Anyway, I am a graduate student and full time senior library assistant at Kent State University in which I am in the process of formulating my proposal for my final research project to graduate next spring with my masters degree in library and information science as an archives and special collections librarian. In my spare time I am a relative geek who enjoys Japanese anime and manga, comic books and collecting antique pocket watches.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 1, 2017 20:11:20 GMT -5
Good luck to you, Andrew. And good luck to you as well, Patseen. The object of the game is to get three stars in a row-- --either across, up and down, or diagonally... or get as many of the squares as you possibly can. It's up to you if the star is telling you the truth... or if he had created a bluff. That's how you get the square. We'll continue playing the game until we hear the time's up bell. Whoever is in the lead at the end of The Hollywood Squares will be playing the Super Match with our main man Doug for a shot at $100,000. (cheers and applause)Round 1 is worth $1,000... and each captured square in most of the rounds is worth $250. Andrew... now that you're the champion, you'll be going first. And whenever you're ready, please pick a square. |
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Post by gameshowgeek50 on Jul 1, 2017 20:39:22 GMT -5
Ok, lets kick off the match with Greg Palmer please Tony.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 1, 2017 23:37:44 GMT -5
(cheers and applause)Greg Palmer, host of the longest running game show in television history... "$ale of the Century" here on NBC. Mr. Palmer... What was the title of Eddie Murphy's first motion picture?
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 2, 2017 7:57:36 GMT -5
Velvet Jones' Big Break. (audience chuckles)
No no, actually it was an action flick. 48 Hrs.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 2, 2017 11:52:38 GMT -5
Andrew... Greg says the answer is 48 Hrs. Do you agree or disagree?
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Post by gameshowgeek50 on Jul 2, 2017 13:02:11 GMT -5
It was either that or Beverly Hills Cop, so I'll agree
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 2, 2017 15:21:01 GMT -5
Well, Andy... you're right to agree. It was 48 Hrs. X gets the square. (applause, ding)Patseen, it's your turn. Please pick a square. |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 2, 2017 15:40:51 GMT -5
(FYI I have returned from and survived my combination 8 hour work day from home/overnight babysitting stay weekend)...
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 2, 2017 15:43:19 GMT -5
Excellent news, Bill!
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Post by patpun2016 on Jul 2, 2017 16:35:13 GMT -5
Doug Morris for the... square please!
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 2, 2017 18:12:46 GMT -5
(audience laughs)(cheers and applause)Doug Morris, co-host of our show and current host of The 2017 Net Game Awards. Doug--
Who comes after the US Vice President in the line of presidential succession?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 2, 2017 19:38:12 GMT -5
Governor of Guam.
(scattered laughter from the crowd)
No, I believe it's -- Speaker of the House.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 2, 2017 22:00:15 GMT -5
Patseen... Doug says the answer is Speaker of the House. Do you agree or disagree?
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 3, 2017 15:56:03 GMT -5
24 HOUR WARNING!
If Patseen does not respond in less than four hours, he'll receive a strike one penalty and we'll place an X on Doug's square.
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Post by patpun2016 on Jul 3, 2017 17:56:51 GMT -5
I'll agree.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 3, 2017 23:22:18 GMT -5
The person who comes after the US Vice President in the line of presidential succession is... the Speaker of the House. Circle gets the square. (applause, ding)Andrew, please pick a square. *NOTE: I'll be away on a trip to Niagara Falls this morning. I'll return to duty later tonight. |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 4, 2017 5:10:05 GMT -5
While Tony is on very temporary hiatus...I will regale you all with another poem.
Whether you live in the East, West, South or North...
Today in America we celebrate July the 4th...
Because English taxes weren't our cup of tea...
We declared on this date our independence and liberty...
The Eagles, Phillies, Flyers and Sixers...
They all stink and make their fans scream...
Back in '76 they had Jefferson, Adams, Franklin and Hancock...
Which was Philadelphia's first winning team...
I can still remember our bicentennial...
Can't fathom it's now been 41 years...
During that time I've had lots of laughter...
And shed seemingly endless numbers of tears...
So Happy Birthday to U (S.A.)...
And may she have many more...
I miss my parents so dearly...
As they were married on July the 4...
There is no shame in being a proud and patriotic American. And remember, the last 4 letters of that word say "I can."
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Post by gameshowgeek50 on Jul 4, 2017 9:18:02 GMT -5
Well there goes my chance to lock up game one like on the last show, so I am going on the defensive by going with Steve Anderson please Tony.
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Post by gameshowgeek50 on Jul 4, 2017 9:19:17 GMT -5
While Tony is on very temporary hiatus...I will regale you all with another poem. Whether you live in the East, West, South or North... Today in America we celebrate July the 4th... Because English taxes weren't our cup of tea... We declared on this date our independence and liberty... The Eagles, Phillies, Flyers and Sixers... They all stink and make their fans scream... Back in '76 they had Jefferson, Adams, Franklin and Hancock... Which was Philadelphia's first winning team... I can still remember our bicentennial... Can't fathom it's now been 41 years... During that time I've had lots of laughter... And shed seemingly endless numbers of tears... So Happy Birthday to U (S.A.)... And may she have many more... I miss my parents so dearly... As they were married on July the 4... There is no shame in being a proud and patriotic American. And remember, the last 4 letters of that word say "I can." A very fitting poem for celebrating our independence. |
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Post by jlastergolf on Jul 4, 2017 9:43:10 GMT -5
*in singing voice* God Bless America.., my home sweet HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *sitsbackdown in square*
Happy 4th boys and girls!
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 4, 2017 10:48:09 GMT -5
Shadoe: And not only that, but this July 4th marks the 47th birthday of American Top 40.
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