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Post by billmcdee on Jun 22, 2017 17:10:48 GMT -5
You are what you eat, which is why right after eating him the entire network personnel croaked.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 23, 2017 21:34:22 GMT -5
(scattered cheers) Doug: *Eating* Michigan J. Frog. Good answer. Before we compare answers, I've gotta say this as an Ohio State fan. What a *LOUSY* name for a frog. (audience laughs and applauds) Oy oy oy. Bill? Bill: Things got so bad at the network, they were getting hungry so they had to (card) COOK AND EAT Michigan J. Frog. (ding; applause)Bill: And then they all complained the next morning, coughing a lot, as they all had a frog in their throats. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Sounds like it was a ribbiting experience. (audience groans) As Patseen scores first, we're moving right along to Greg. Greg: (singing) "'Cause it's gonna be hot/In my big silver pot/Tout à l'heure, mon grenouille!" (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Fry. Kinda sorta part of Bill's answer -- but no match. Jackson, what happened to The WB's frog? Jackson: In celebration of Super Mario Odyssey I was going to write "Possessed" but then I realized nobody would guess that, so instead I'll earn a A in science -- which never happens to me, ever -- and say (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Ahhhh! Dissect! Great answer -- even -- if -- it brings back awful memories of a certain science project in junior high school. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Time to get in the fast lane with Tony.
Gossip columnist Roma Garrett is currently working on a history of The WB television network. She writes things were going so bad they had to BLANK Michigan J. Frog.
Tony: Many years ago, I was the lighting director for "Entertainment Tonight" while Mary Hart was a co-host when she had interviewed Oscar winner George Clooney. Before the take, I had asked George if I could borrow a scalpel so I could (card) [DISSECT] -- and earn an A for science. (scattered laughter) Sorry, froggy! (buzz)Doug: Another dissection -- but Patseen's looking for eating, Steve. Steve: Hello my baby hello my <Censored> (buzz) (scattered applause) Steve: Now I know why Kermit divorced the pig. (scattered laughter) Doug: Or at least broke up. Not sure if they were legally married. Anyhoo, Kevin, wrap this up for us, please. Kevin: They had to donate Michigan Frog to research so they can (card) DISSECT him. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: More dissecting but just one round of eating from Bill. Doug: Patseen, I would've done just as well. Eating was all I could think of. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 23, 2017 21:46:09 GMT -5
Matt, he left you with A -- (grabs card) -- let's see if you can tie the score or forge into the lead. (walks to panel) Once again, all six stars, please respond to this. And -- audience -- you'll get to respond first.
Fat Frieda is so fat...
HOW FAT IS SHE!?!?!
...she ate too much at the county fair eating contest. During the competition, she ate the BLANK.
(audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)(Doug starts laughing) I'd -- tell you why I find this question funny. But if I did, I'd blow this half of the round. |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 24, 2017 16:47:27 GMT -5
Once again, we're waiting on Jackson's PM response. |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 25, 2017 5:42:13 GMT -5
Just as I was visited by Nipsey's spirit earlier, Charles' spirit is among us now  |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 25, 2017 10:26:41 GMT -5
DEADLINE WARNING!
If Jackson does not PM his answer by 8:00pm EDT tonight, it will count as a mismatch.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 25, 2017 20:48:38 GMT -5
Jackson looked like he was writing a novel. But he's ready -- as is everyone else. (Doug starts to get giggles again) (scattered laughter from crowd) I know I shouldn't laugh at a time like this. (still giggling) I just came down with the giggles at an odd time. (more laughter from crowd) (obvious edit) Okay, after about three deep breaths, I'm ready. Matt, question again.
Fat Frieda is so fat. She ate too much at the county fair eating contest. During the competition, she ate the BLANK.
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 25, 2017 22:46:18 GMT -5
Blue Ribbon?
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 26, 2017 5:59:40 GMT -5
(chuckling at that cute answer)
Rumor was SHE was the one who ate Michigan J. Frog...which explains why Michigan seldom has county fairs anymore.
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Post by fanfromflorida on Jun 26, 2017 17:14:08 GMT -5
If this blue card was a novel, it would still sell more than Priceless Memories.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 26, 2017 21:10:26 GMT -5
(scattered groans) Doug: Blue ribbon, eh? I don't think that answer will earn you matches much less blue ribbons. But -- we've had surprises before. Let's see if one comes from Bill. Bill: Frieda was so fat, she ate (card) the rest of the crowd! (buzz) (audience laughs; smattering of applause)Bill: She was an ancestor to a tribe of cannibals, you see. Doug: That's along the lines of what I was thinking. Whole crowd's not bad. Greg, what was Frieda eating? Greg: Her deuce is going to be yuuuuuge when she drops it! (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: More cannibalism in bulk -- but no ribbons. Jackson? Jackson: We're going to assume this "country fair" takes place in America, where all the country rednecks come out to play the country fair. It's no unheard of for a redneck like Frieda to eat the entire... (buzz) (audience laughs; smattering of applause)Doug: (getting giggles again) Ohhhh -- I had a redneck in mind when I first read this. But -- (more giggling) -- oh, I'm going to need some wine when we get to the break. To Tony now.
Fat Frieda is so fat, she ate too much at the county fair eating contest. During the competition, she ate the BLANK.
Doug: And -- heck, I forget what Matt said. Oh, blue ribbons. And Tony says... Tony: At least Skippy Trebek isn't one of them. (buzz) (audience laughs; smattering of applause)Tony: Can't object this answer. Skippy: (over loud speaker) Tony, to borrow a line from Johnny Carson, may a camel relieve himself on your front porch. (more laughter) Doug: Boy, we're upsetting all sorts of people. Steve, get us out of this, please. Steve: I would think that she is so fat that she would eat the ... (buzz) (more laughter) Skippy: (over loud speaker) Steve, may that same camel relieve himself on your front porch as well. (more laughter) Doug: Yikes. Kevin, who are you upsetting -- if anyone? Kevin: She would have been one at the state fair but she ate them instead! (buzz) (more laughter) Doug: Well well well. By the way, Skippy, sorry, but I was thinking of "judge" as well. Skippy: (trying to impersonate Homer Simpson over loud speaker) WHY YOU LITTLE... (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Well, we've got to simmer down a judge, I have to make a "sorry not sorry" call to that certain someone I was giggling about -- and then we'll play Round 3. Find out who's going to Hollywood Squares -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 26, 2017 23:20:53 GMT -5
========================================================================================= *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following-- |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 27, 2017 13:08:41 GMT -5
(audience cheers)And we're back. Glad you're back, too. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Okay, last round of play before we go to the Squares. Patseen, you're leading. You may pick Question A or Question B?
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Post by patpun2016 on Jun 27, 2017 16:32:07 GMT -5
Let's do A this time.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 27, 2017 20:29:09 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 27, 2017 21:20:36 GMT -5
You know, I've never been to Hawaii. In fact, on both the islands and on the mainland, I've never been lei'd.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 28, 2017 6:44:11 GMT -5
(scattered groans)
Oh, come on, guys, that was a good pun.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 28, 2017 8:42:32 GMT -5
I thought of it too since I am "lei"ing out this question.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 28, 2017 11:32:24 GMT -5
Enough with the lei'm puns already.
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 28, 2017 11:45:19 GMT -5
ROFL!!!!!!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 28, 2017 13:04:23 GMT -5
As we say aloha to the Hawaii puns -- as in "goodbye" -- everyone's in -- so I now call for Patseen's answers after I repeat the question. Old Man Perrywinkle said, "Well -- I just got off the plane and I'm now in Hawaii on my honeymoon. Oh, fiddle faddle, I just realized I forgot to bring along my BLANK." |
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Post by patpun2016 on Jun 28, 2017 17:27:06 GMT -5
My wife!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 28, 2017 20:59:46 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: If that's not the epitome of senility, then I don't know what senility is. OMP forgetting the Mrs. -- the perfect answer. Let's see if you can get a perfect score -- starting with Greg. Greg: (as Don Corleone) Pssst -- Mr. Periwinkle. First, many happy wishes on your wedding day. I believe I have something that belongs to you. (ding; audience applause)Doug: Just like that, another $100. Jackson, do you concur? Jackson: Like Larry King, he forgot his (ding; audience applause)Doug: So you're saying OMP has experienced the big D more than once. Anyhoo, $300 so far. Tony, did the old man forget to bring his wife to the Hawaiian honeymoon? Tony: That old geezer is one Viagra short of becoming Hugh Hefner. (ding; audience applause)Doug: Shoulda packed something for the mind as well as -- well -- this isn't Feud. (scattered laughter) Steve? Steve: I remember on my father's anniversary with my mom -- their 10th, I believe -- he said he would buy her an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii. For their 20th anniversary he'd buy her a ticket home. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Steve: As to the question at hand, he forgot his (reveals card; impersonates Harry Belafonte) Wife-oh! (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's $500. Now, Patseen, if Kevin wrote down "wife" -- or perhaps "19-year-old bride", if you're up on your Perrywinkle canon -- (scattered laughter from the crowd) -- then you win another $100 *plus* $400 for maxing out. So, Kevin, a lot is riding on your answer. What, or who, did Old Man Perrywinkle forget to bring along on his honeymoon? Kevin: Why is he getting married at that age? It's almost a given that he'd be forgetting his... (ding; audience applause)Doug: That's a perfecto. Doug: Well, Patseen, that's all the damage you can do -- at least for now. Matt, your mission is to max out on this last question and force a tie-breaker. Any mismatch sends Patseen to the Squares.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 28, 2017 21:10:57 GMT -5
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 29, 2017 10:35:47 GMT -5
Jonathan Laster, Bill Skinner, and Sam Ryan... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares".
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Post by jlastergolf on Jun 29, 2017 14:12:49 GMT -5
Here and ready Tony.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 29, 2017 22:16:25 GMT -5
And they're all set. Matt, ya need to max out on this question to force the tie-breaker. Captain Kirk noted in his log, "The Starship Enterprise is currently stranded. That's because someone replaced the dilithium crystals with BLANK crystals." |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jun 29, 2017 23:02:21 GMT -5
Waterford
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 30, 2017 8:27:20 GMT -5
Ticketmaster... I would like to order one ticket to the magical land of parting gifts. I'll hold.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2017 11:54:00 GMT -5
Jonathan Laster, Bill Skinner, and Sam Ryan... be on standby for "The Hollywood Squares". On standby indeed sir. |
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