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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 22, 2017 16:20:47 GMT -5
I'm pretty new here (I've posted before but I took a very long break) but before my spring break ends Let's have some fun with one of My favorite panel shows of all time!  For those who don't know, Mock the Week is a show where two teams of three comedians play various games which usually involve making fun of current events. Oftentimes this means the jokes can get extremely offensive and extremely funny if you have the right sense of humor. The show has even gotten it's the network (the BBC) in trouble many times. Before I ask for players I will just say this game is definitely not for you if you are easily offended by jokes about social issues, as points are earned by making the most offensive jokes. In other words, the most horrible person wins! I need six people! Four could work as well. |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 22, 2017 17:44:32 GMT -5
I'm horrible at making jokes. But I could give this a shot.
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 22, 2017 18:42:41 GMT -5
There's one, we need three or five more.
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 22, 2017 20:51:28 GMT -5
B-B-Bumped
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 22, 2017 21:07:29 GMT -5
Im pretty deranged. I will join the party
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 22, 2017 22:20:53 GMT -5
We'll wait a just a little while longer to see if anyone else joins before we start.
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 23, 2017 0:18:43 GMT -5
Welcome to Mock the Week, I'm fanfromflorida, joining me this week are grapebuy789 and asja2002! If anybody wants to join in during the game you still can for a chance to get onto the next show's panel! Anyway, sorry I'm late tonight, I had to drive to the studio because my flight was a United Airlines flight and I didn't want to get beat up. Let's get down to business, our first game of the night is called "If this is the answer, what is the question?" The rules are self explanatory, 6 categories appear with an answer behind each of them, and the panel will suggest questions that fit the answer EXAMPLE: A: $3 million Q: "What is the excess on Paul Walker's car insurance" Tonight it's asja2002's turn to pick a category.  |
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 23, 2017 0:28:47 GMT -5
Lets go with People
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 23, 2017 0:34:43 GMT -5
The answer is.....  What is the question? |
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 23, 2017 1:07:48 GMT -5
What is the number of Volkswagen Diesel Cars that the internal computers have blown up?
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 23, 2017 2:26:53 GMT -5
Ok, grapebuy789 you have your work cut out for you if you want to top that. |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 23, 2017 8:14:11 GMT -5
What is the number of idiot drivers in the city of Boston, Massachusetts?
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 23, 2017 11:47:01 GMT -5
We aren't ALL Massholes,Frank. Now where is my blinkah?
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 23, 2017 11:59:18 GMT -5
*laughs* That is true, but there are a lot of them around.It's usually the Asian Americans who are horrible drivers.
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 23, 2017 12:40:00 GMT -5
Ok, the points after that answer go to.....asja2002! grapebuy789 will choose from the remaining categories. |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 23, 2017 12:56:09 GMT -5
I'll try Crime.
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 23, 2017 13:31:42 GMT -5
Ok the real question to the last one was "How many people applied for BPS online?" By the way. Alright, Crime. The answer is......  What is the question? |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 23, 2017 13:46:01 GMT -5
How many prostitutes and drug dealers are arrested off the streets of New York.
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 23, 2017 14:06:56 GMT -5
How many prostitutes and drug dealers are arrested off the streets of New York.  asja2002? |
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 23, 2017 14:10:40 GMT -5
What is the number of joints Snoop Dogg can inhale at once
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 23, 2017 18:06:25 GMT -5
Tough call here but the points go to.....grapebuy789! The actual answer was "How many burglaries happen in the USA everyday?" So that should help you sleep tonight. That's it for round 1. Our next game is called "Headliners" I will show you a picture and you will both try to caption it using the acronym at the bottom of the image. 
looking forward to asja2002's response here. |
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 23, 2017 18:14:16 GMT -5
Beijing profits fill "Attends"
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 23, 2017 19:37:27 GMT -5
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 23, 2017 19:41:15 GMT -5
Baby Pops Fast Action
(I know if doesn't work but I tried.)
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 23, 2017 20:08:14 GMT -5
No Points that round. Tie. We will try another image.  Oh, lord. grapebuy789 what do you make of this....uh,thing? |
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 24, 2017 6:43:46 GMT -5
Santa Claus Screams Fire
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 24, 2017 16:01:27 GMT -5
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 24, 2017 16:39:30 GMT -5
Santa Claus Still Fake
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Post by fanfromflorida on Apr 24, 2017 18:57:37 GMT -5
The points after that round go to.......grapebuy789!
Round 2 is up.
Our final round is called "Scenes We'd Like to See!"
I will say a category and the panel will suggest things under that category.
EXAMPLE:
"Unlikely things to hear in a superhero movie"
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is it's heading straight for that tree"
It's a free-for-all round is you don't have to wait for my prompt to answer and you may have up to three answers for each category.
The first category is
"Unlikely Fan Letters to Ellen Degeneres"
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Post by grapebuy789 on Apr 24, 2017 19:15:36 GMT -5
Dear Ellen, I'm a lesbian. Can I marry you?
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