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Post by tmann3x on Apr 19, 2017 14:15:53 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 19, 2017 21:06:04 GMT -5
(audience cheers) We're back on The Joker's Wild - Card Sharks Hour. (audience laughs) Seems like forever since I've used a line like that. Andrew, you're the leader as we start Round 2. So you get the choice of Question A or Question B.
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Post by gameshowgeek50 on Apr 20, 2017 6:42:11 GMT -5
Well b was good to me in round 1, so let's go with b again.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 20, 2017 19:58:41 GMT -5
He's a believer in B. And this means... ...Patseen will chillax while the rest fill in this blank. Wanda the waitress is SO clumsy.
HOW CLUMSY IS SHE!?!!?!?!?!
She stuffed a toothpick in her BLANK. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by patpun2016 on Apr 20, 2017 20:39:20 GMT -5
(Does a soft dance while think music plays)
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 20, 2017 23:39:10 GMT -5
Greg: So, Shadoe. Who do you like better? John Davidson or Tom Bergeron?
Shadoe: Now, Greg, what kind of a question is that? (chuckling) It's like asking a father to choose his favorite child. When you sing for your supper, it doesn't matter who's serving it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 6:09:36 GMT -5
I would pick both! That's my opinion!
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 21, 2017 9:33:05 GMT -5
Greg: I like both of them, too. So, Shadoe, have you been listening to AT40 lately?
Shadoe: What, with Ryan Seacrest? No, man, I don't have time. I'm too busy with Antenna TV and posting political stuff on Facebook.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 21, 2017 12:41:23 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Mark's PM answer... |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 21, 2017 13:46:08 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 21, 2017 22:19:26 GMT -5
Mark's in -- as are the other four. Andrew, time to see if you pad your lead. Wanda the waitress is SO clumsy. She stuffed a toothpick in her BLANK. |
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Post by gameshowgeek50 on Apr 22, 2017 10:50:25 GMT -5
Well I played it safe last round, but I am going with the logical response this time. Her boo-tay!!!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 22, 2017 13:07:51 GMT -5
(audience groans) Doug: My next question -- what king of restaurant is she working at? (scattered laughter from the crowd) Well -- let's compare answers -- starting with Sam. Sam: Probably slipped and quite painfully, strike her (filps card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Sam: Maybe ended up in A & E with that toothpick stuck. Ouch. Doug: A&E. Is that a British term related to medical emergencies? I ask -- because there's the Arts & Entertainment Network here in the states -- also known as A&E. Anyhoo, Tony? Tony: Something tells me that Wanda is stuck in the 1980's. The one place where she can stick her collection of toothpicks is... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Ah -- nothing like having toothpicks in the 'do. Mark? Mark: The one place that a clumsy waitress like her could probably stick a toothpick is... (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Mark: Disgusting, I know, but where else are you going to put it? Doug: Disgusting -- and painful. But no booty as yet as we visit Steven. Wanda the waitress is SO clumsy. She stuffed a toothpick in her BLANK.Steven: As one on "Welcome Back, Kotter" might say, "Up ya..." (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: That's what I was thinking. Shadoe, by some miracle did you thing booty? Shadoe: You know, she was only supposed to use it on a sandwich. But she ended up giving this customer some milk, instead. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Steven: Um.....Pretty sure one might need a microscope to find THAT opening....... OUCH!!! Doug: Ouch is right. Doug: Well -- no score for you there, Andrew. Still have one more round to go.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 22, 2017 13:18:26 GMT -5
Meantime, James, here's a chance to get on the board. James will have the services of all six stars. So here's that question. Dr. Quackenbush is one terrible dentist.
HOW TERRIBLE IS HE?!!?!!?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2017 13:54:23 GMT -5
(inserts card into slot)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 23, 2017 20:17:51 GMT -5
Okie doke -- they're all set. Question again for you, James. Dr. Quackenbush is one terrible dentist. Instead of pulling out Ellie's teeth, he pulled her BLANK. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2017 11:48:43 GMT -5
Tongue?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 25, 2017 6:50:07 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: That's a good one alright. That oughta get you on the board. Let's see -- starting with Sam. Sam: She won't be speaking for a loooong time. He must've been a wee bit stupid, and went for the ... (scattered cheers) (buzz) (scattered groans) (obvious edit) Doug: Not a match. Dictionary defines tonsils as part of the tongue -- but not a tongue in of itself. (more groans) Hey, blame Noah Webster! (scattered laughter from the crowd) Tony? Tony: Somebody tell the waiter that the doctor have placed a patient's (card) tongue on his New England clam chowder. (ding; audience applause) Doug: And *that* gets James on the board. Mark, do you put him ahead? Mark: First off, if he's such a bad dentist, how does he even have a job in the first place? (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Apparently he's based in Nerdocrumbesia. (more laughter from the crowd) Mark: Anyway, since he's so terrible, he pulled out Ellie's... (buzz) Doug: False teeth. Wow. That's bad all right. Still tied at 100 as we go to Steve. Dr. Quackenbush is one terrible dentist. Instead of pulling out Ellie's teeth, he pulled her BLANK.Steve: I think the doc went a bit too far and pulled out the ol'... (buzz) (audience still groans) Doug: Again, folks, on this question, close only counts in horseshoes and dancing with Carrie Ann Inaba. (men in crowd cheer) Amazing how the tide can turn. Shadoe? Shadoe: Now, I've heard horror stories about this guy. He didn't pull out her teeth, he pulled out something much bigger. (ding; audience applause) Doug: And there's the leading answer for James. Patseen, wrap this up for us. Patseen: He pulled out a roll of $100 bills. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Patseen: No. Actually, the common mistake of Dr. Quacka-something is pulling something close to the teeth. And it's... (ding; audience applause) Doug: Another match for James. Doug: Good round for you -- 300 to 100. But Andrew can make a comeback. Find out who wins Match Game -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 25, 2017 11:18:53 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 25, 2017 13:54:42 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 25, 2017 21:02:14 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Welcome back to The Price is Right / $ale of the Century Hour and a Half. (audience laughs) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Okay -- last round of Match Game. James, you're currently leading. So -- you get the choice of A or B.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 10:26:30 GMT -5
Let's try B this time
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 26, 2017 20:54:33 GMT -5
James is going with B and he's playing B with... ...Sam, Mark and Steve. The rest will lay out. Time for a MG-HSH riddle: What's small, blue and can leap tall buildings in a single bound? The answer -- Super BLANK!(scattered laughter) (think music plays) |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 27, 2017 7:05:40 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2017 9:39:05 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 27, 2017 20:46:57 GMT -5
They're ready. All right, James, let's see if you can match the remaining three and get the perfect score bonus. Time for a MG-HSH riddle: What's small, blue and can leap tall buildings in a single bound? The answer -- Super BLANK! |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 28, 2017 23:09:21 GMT -5
(time passes) I must have an answer before the buzzer sounds. (more time passes) (buzz) Doug: Oh, and there's the buzzer. No score unfortunately. Well, let's just reveal the answers. Sam? Sam: This is simple, the most easiest question I've seen (flips card but drops it) Doh! If you tuned in, my name is Butterfingers Ryan, the only panelist to drop his card everywhere! (scattered laughter from the crowd) I've got it, it's on your head, Steve. Here's my answer (shows card) Sam: Hope that wasn't a outtake cause that would be funny. Doug: Yeah -- let's leave it in. Over to Mark. Mark: I think this one's obvious. Doug: Another Mario -- but not what I was thinking. Steve? Steve: There are 3 answers one could go with. Super Grover...Super Smurf...I went with Doug: Oh -- another Mario. My answer was slightly risque. What's small, blue and can leap tall buildings in a single bound? Super Viagra! (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Well, Andrew, door to victory is slightly ajar. Match two more stars for a tie. Match more than two -- and you're off to the squares. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 28, 2017 23:21:36 GMT -5
Patseen, you'll sit this one out. For the rest of the panel, here's the last Match Game question. Slowpoke Sal is *so* slow...
HOW SLOW IS HE?!?!!?!
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 28, 2017 23:51:33 GMT -5
Shadoe: You know, I just thought of something. Somewhere in America, some group of yutzes is probably pausing this show and having academic discussions about each and every question.
Greg: I'm writing down an answer, too! Except, I'm out of cards. (I walk over to Shadoe's spot, cheers and applause) Mind if I borrow one from you, Mr. Stevens?
Shadoe: Not at all. (I take one, then walk back to my booth, then I write down an answer)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2017 4:40:20 GMT -5
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