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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 13, 2017 19:47:54 GMT -5
Yeah, why not. Well, Steven, ready to get this _______ on the road?
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 13, 2017 20:23:08 GMT -5
You betcha! I will take my spot in square 7 and let's play! (Underscore plays with applause)(I hand off the long mic to Doug as the Match Game area slides into position, where todays contestants are seated and ready)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 13, 2017 20:42:57 GMT -5
(audience cheers) And a warm welcome to our challengers James Greek and Andrew L. Budny. (audience cheers) Fellas, glad to see ya -- even in the midst of extra craziness at the start. James, I hear you came from Alabama to play our game. Please tell us about yourself.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2017 9:33:36 GMT -5
I am from East LA. (As in Lower Alabama) I enjoy game shows, music, Classic TV, playing netgames, playing criminal case, and reading biographies and autobiographies.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 14, 2017 12:37:46 GMT -5
Ah, perhaps you can write your own story of winning big on the show today. Of course, Andrew would have something to say about that. Andrew, please tell us something about you.
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Post by gameshowgeek50 on Apr 14, 2017 16:53:46 GMT -5
Hi Doug, I am from Youngstown Ohio in which I am a senior university library assistant at Kent State University and a part-time grad student working on my master's degree in library and information science specializing in archives and special collections librarianship in which I will be graduating this Fall. Outside of work and school I am an avid anime, manga, and graphic novel buff and I also collect antique pocket watches on the side.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 14, 2017 20:43:23 GMT -5
Ah, Youngstown. I used to live in Dayton many moons ago. Sounds like you have a wide variety of interests. James, Andrew, best of luck to you both in Match Game -- as you try to match as many... ...of these guests of the Maury Povich show who are all relieved they're not the father of Marie's baby. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Each match pays $100. Match 'em all and we bump your score up to $1000. High scorer wins the game, another $500, and then goes on to Hollywood Squares. Winner there plays the Super Match for $100,000. (audience cheers) James, you won the right to go first. I have two questions here. Would you like Question A or Question B? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2017 10:16:47 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 15, 2017 20:24:46 GMT -5
(grabs A; walks to panel) Starting off with A - and away we go with this -- as everyone on the panel plays. Ohhh -- this should be a good one. President Trump tweeted, "CNN has it all wrong again. The network 'reported' Nerdocrumbesia's sleazy prime minister received BLANK." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 15, 2017 20:56:42 GMT -5
While we're writing down the answers... I just want to say that I'm having an excellent time guest hosting "On A Roll" on the other network. And I'm sure that Natalie & Kit from "Access Hollywood Live" are enjoying every moment of it as well.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 15, 2017 21:51:35 GMT -5
Shadoe: Oh, is that show still on? I heard I got replaced by that chick from that kids' game show. Oh well.
(turns in answer)
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Post by patpun2016 on Apr 15, 2017 21:59:11 GMT -5
(Writes down the answer)
CNN? Huh? Cannon News Network, I think?... Forget it.
(Inserts card)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 16, 2017 10:09:29 GMT -5
(inserts card into slot)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 16, 2017 11:10:07 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Ryan's PM response... |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 16, 2017 21:55:58 GMT -5
All right, they're all set. James, question again. President Trump tweeted, "CNN has it all wrong again. The network 'reported' Nerdocrumbesia's sleazy prime minister received BLANK." |
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Post by koopakid17 on Apr 16, 2017 21:59:39 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2017 9:37:17 GMT -5
ahh... Sexual favors?
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Post by patpun2016 on Apr 17, 2017 10:07:58 GMT -5
Remember, kids, this show is rated PG!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 17, 2017 19:38:48 GMT -5
(audience laughs and applauds) Doug: One question in -- and the censorship police are on alert. (more laughs) Well -- let's compare answers -- starting with Sam. Sam: I'm rubbing my temples at this tricky question, I've said... (Shows card) (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: I see what you did there -- although it would sound sleazier if you said "sack" instead of "bag". Gre -- I mean -- uh -- Tony? Tony: Is CNN the TMZ of news programming? The reason why I'm asking is because the PM of Nerdocrumbesia got caught with the biggest tip with a stripper. (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Lap dance. Not a bad answer. Mark? Mark: Since this PM is sleazy, he received... (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Ah haaaaa! "Big" and "sack". That's sleazy. No matches yet as we go to -- uh -- Steve. See, with this switcheroo, I'm easily thrown for a loop, folks. (audience laughs) President Trump tweeted, "CNN has it all wrong again. The network 'reported' Nerdocrumbesia's sleazy prime minister received..."Doug: ..."sexual favors", according to James. What, according to you? Steve: CNN is "fake news"?... I'll wait!?! (a few laugh) The Nerdcrombesian PM per CNN received... (buzz) (a few boo, others laugh) Doug: Recreating Clinton-Gate? Let's see what the Shadoe knows: Shadoe: Now, I've been following this. What Trump heard was that this guy, the prime minister, got.... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Well played! And Patseen, please wrap this up for us. Patseen: Maybe CNN thinks this PM likes to take a shower. Because they claimed that the PM received... (shows card) "A FANTASTIC" (another card) "HUMAN-SIZED" (another card) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Yooge rubber ducky. Wanna know what I was thinking? I wasn't thinking so much about the sleazy Nerdocrumbesian culture. I was thinking misinformation a news network could disseminate -- such as the PM receiving -- the Nobel Peace Prize. (a few laugh, moreso boo) Doug: Must be a sign I'm too much of a prude for this game. (scattered laughter from the crowd) James, no score for you.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 17, 2017 19:47:02 GMT -5
[Note for Andrew: Since you're new to MG-HSH, please don't respond to Question B yet -- but think of an answer. Please wait for all six stars to PM me -- then you'll be on the clock to respond.]
(grabs B; walks to panel) And once again, everyone on the panel plays this. Dumb Dora is *so* dumb...
HOW DUMB IS SHE!?!?!!?
... when she went to a "Star Trek" convention the other day, she was cosplaying as BLANK. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 18, 2017 13:47:21 GMT -5
Hey Steve... are you feeling nervous that you'll be the guest host on The Hollywood Squares?
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Post by asja2002 on Apr 18, 2017 14:30:50 GMT -5
I did a test week of Hollywood Squares in Syndication a few years ago and it went really well. Ended as quickly as it started since we gave away 5 cars in 5 days. The 3rd Bergeron method seems a better approach to the endgame
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 18, 2017 15:37:57 GMT -5
Shadoe: I dunno. I've always liked the method John Davidson used. The "pick a square, answer a question, win the prize" rules were okay, too. I just have a very fond recollection of the Davidson rules.
Greg: You ripped those off from the Tom Kennedy version of Split Second, if memory serves.
Shadoe: Well, yeah, kinda. Theirs was "pick the car that starts". Ours was "match the key to the car".
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 18, 2017 18:16:24 GMT -5
(writes down answer, then inserts card into slot)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 18, 2017 20:03:58 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set. Andrew, question again. Dumb Dora is *so* dumb, when she went to a "Star Trek" convention the other day, she was cosplaying as BLANK. |
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Post by gameshowgeek50 on Apr 19, 2017 9:25:34 GMT -5
When I first read this question, I had three really good answers that would fit. So while I was planning on going with the most logical answer, I am going to take a long shot at this and go with princess leia.
(Grabs a picture of Carrie Fisher from underneath the desk), We miss you Carrie.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 19, 2017 9:32:16 GMT -5
Great answer! (clap hands, sobs quietly) Absolutely great answer!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 9:34:05 GMT -5
(I applause alongside Tony)
Brilliant answer!
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Post by patpun2016 on Apr 19, 2017 11:43:59 GMT -5
(Another applause from me)
Yes, a good one!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 19, 2017 13:07:05 GMT -5
Doug: Absolutely a great guess -- and indeed may Carrie rest in peace. Just about anything sci-fi outside of Star Trek is fair game. Sam, we start for you. Sam: She was going to think Star Wars instead of Star Trek so she dressed up as ... (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Dora's crossing over to the dark side. That's a dumb move in of itself. Tony? Tony: The one cosplay that Dumb Dora needs for her inhaler to work... (buzz) Tony: (as Darth Vader) I... am your cousin! (audience laughs) Doug: Darth again. Mark, what came to your mind? Mark: She got Star Trek confused with Star Wars, so she cosplayed as... (buzz) Doug: (as Yoda) Match that answer does not. (audience laughs) Doug: No matches yet as we come on down to Steve. Dumb Dora is *so* dumb, when she went to a "Star Trek" convention the other day, she was cosplaying as ...Doug: ...Princess Leia -- or so says Andrew. What say you? Steve: I am your father.... Darth Povich told me so... (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Who knew they had paternity testing talk shows a long time ago in that galaxy far away? Over to Shadoe now. Shadoe: I'll give her credit, Doug. At least she was keeping up with the movies. I think this is her name. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Yes -- from "Rogue One". Patseen, last chance to match in Round 1. Patseen: When you realized you're from the wrong series... (ding; audience applause) Doug: All right. Great news, Andrew. Doug: Patseen came through here in the clutch for you. Andrew takes the lead 100 to nothing. Round 2 starts -- but first, I need to slay some tribbles with my lightsaber. (scattered laughter from the crowd) (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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