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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 21, 2017 18:53:44 GMT -5
(audience gives mixed reactions again) If it was a vampire being robbed, then blood would work. For a bank, maybe not so much. Kevin, we begin the answer checking with you. What did you come up with for this one?
Kevin: Some of them are chain-free now. Pens. (buzzer)
Me: Depends on how you look at it. I mean, pens go missing all the time from various places. Sam, what did you have up there?
Sam: Hard one. I'll say stones. (buzzer)
Me: I don't think banks had stones last I checked. Bill, what did you write down?
Bill: I didn't know Donald and Dora were criminals now. Anyway, I think that instead of money, they would rob the bank of this... (flips card) Checkbooks. (buzzer)
Me: See, that makes a lot more sense. No matches yet as we go to Frankie on the bottom row. (Frankie starts to give evil laugh) Oh boy, I think I know where this is going.
Frank: If I was a dumb criminal, I wouldn't want any money. Instead, I'd be looking to steal the receptionists's virginity. (buzzer)
Me: Now that depends on whether the receptionist is a man or a woman. Patseen, do you have blood for us?
Patseen: They robbed the bank, because they wanted some staffs' (card)"PORNO". (buzzer; audience cheers)
Me: See folks, there's a reason why we're rated TV 14. The audience loves that answer, but it does not match however. Matt, last chance for some blood.
Matt: Deposit Slips. (buzzer)
Me: Another answer that makes sense, but once again, no match. (MG theme) No score after round one, we'll see how round two goes after this. (Fade to commercial)
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Post by grapebuy789 on Feb 21, 2017 18:59:52 GMT -5
I wonder if the receptionist is Vanna White or Miss Piggy. Then I'd definitely steal their virginity.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 21, 2017 19:19:07 GMT -5
(Back to the studio)
All right, we are about to get underway with our second round. James, the choices rests with you once again. Would you like A or B?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2017 20:34:44 GMT -5
Let's try B
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 22, 2017 13:29:18 GMT -5
Going with B this time. Everybody plays, and the question reads as follows. Jealous Jessie is so jealous.
Audience: How jealous is she?
Me: I'll tell you. She's so jealous because her Team Rocket teammate James has the new iPhone 7 and all she has is BLANK. (audience gives slight laughter)
James, please wait until all the panelists have sent me their responses via PM before I ask for your answer
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Post by patpun2016 on Feb 22, 2017 16:42:48 GMT -5
Ah, Team Rocket, eh? The best crime team in the world who have been zapped by a Thunderbolt every single time they appeared. Don't know why didn't their boss fire them.
*inserts card*
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Post by mringgenberg on Feb 22, 2017 17:52:50 GMT -5
(inserts card)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 22, 2017 21:43:30 GMT -5
The stars have finished writing, so I will go to James. Jealous Jessie is so jealous. She's so jealous because her Team Rocket teammate James has the new iPhone 7 and all she has is BLANK.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2017 23:27:18 GMT -5
A cruddy old fashioned cell!
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Post by grapebuy789 on Feb 23, 2017 7:20:47 GMT -5
I definitely agree with Pat. I mean, those clowns always failed to capture Pikachu. They should've been fired and replaced by two individuals who would get the job done.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 23, 2017 14:46:35 GMT -5
And they're still after him 20 years later. Those two just never give up, do they? Well let's see if we have an old fashioned cell phone among the panel.
Kevin: She's stuck in the past. She still has her Apple II. (buzzer)
Me: That's going way back, well before Pokemon even existed! Audience, how many of you remember the Apple II? (a few audience members raise their hands) Well, I guess that just shows how far along we've advanced with technology over the years. Sam, about an old fashioned cell? (Sam flips over his answer card, which reads "A 1990's telephone")
Sam: You know, one of those dialing ones. (ding)
Me: Well some cell phones in the 90s did only allow you to dial, so we'll count that as a match. Bill, what did you have?
Bill: She should have gotten out of the 70s a long time ago. (flips card) Rotary telephone. (buzzer)
Me: Not a bad answer, but not a matching one either. Frank, let's see what you said for this one.
Frank: Well of course Jessie would be jealous. James has a fancier phone. Meanwhile, she has a crappy flip phone. (buzzer)
Me: I used to have one of those flip phones myself. Of course all I could do on it was call and text but that suited me just fine. Pat, let's see your answer.
Pat: After flying through skies thousands of times......(some Pokemon fans laugh)......James' iPhone 7 survives but Jessie broke hers. But in her pocket, there's still a (flips card) Poke Ball. (buzzer)
Me: Last I checked, those were used to store Pokemon and not phones. Matt, over to you.
Matt: Tin Can and String. (buzzer)
Me: Now that's really old fashioned. gameboy, here comes your question for Round 2. Everybody plays this one. Ash Ketchum came across a new but very rare Pokemon yesterday and tried something rather unusual in attempting to capture it. He tried using a BLANK to catch it instead of a Poke Ball. (audience laughs)
gameboy, wait until the stars have PMed their answers to me before I call for your answer.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 24, 2017 15:39:39 GMT -5
I need Patseen to PM me his answer
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 24, 2017 21:03:33 GMT -5
Everyone's in, and I will repeat the question for gameboy. Ash Ketchum came across a new but very rare Pokemon yesterday and tried something rather unusual in attempting to capture it. He tried using a BLANK to catch it instead of a Poke Ball.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Feb 25, 2017 5:47:44 GMT -5
net
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2017 10:58:11 GMT -5
That's got to be a 'OK' answer, right, guys?
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 25, 2017 15:42:44 GMT -5
Going with a net. Well if it works for butterflies, it could work for Pokemon. Kevin, do you have a net for us?
Kevin: Ash is on a bad streak, it would explain why he used a (BURLAP SACK) to catch a Pokémon. (buzzer)
Me: Okay, that's stooping down to Team Rocket's level. Sam, what did you come up with?
Sam: A capsule? (buzzer)
Me: That could work, but it depends on how you try to use it. Bill, what did you say?
Bill: (singing) Meet the Mets, meet the Mets, step right up and greet the Mets... (stops singing) Oh, sorry. I was just getting excited for baseball season, and you know where this is leading to. (flips card) Baseball glove or (flips second card) Catcher's mitt. (buzzer)
Me: Take me out to the ball game, take me out with the crowd. Frank, over to you.
Frank: I know if I wanted to use something other than a Poke ball to attract a Pokemon, I would use a very sexy lady. (buzzer)
Me: That may be how you would catch Pokemon, but I don't think that's how Ash does it. Pat, over to you.
Pat: Actually, in Thailand, if you want to catch something, you just have to throw a wide net and you'll get it. I think Ash should try it too. (shows card)"NET". (ding)
Me: There's a net and we go to Matt.
Matt: Bear Trap. (buzzer)
Me: And that's all she wrote for the round. (main theme) 1-1 tie after two rounds, back in a moment. (Fade to commercial)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 25, 2017 17:47:02 GMT -5
(Back to the studio)
A good game going here with the score tied after two rounds, but James gets a chance to break the tie. Would you like A or B for this third round, James?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 6:28:35 GMT -5
A please
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 26, 2017 17:39:49 GMT -5
Very well. Sam does not play this since you matched him last round. For everyone else, here is the question. They've come a long way with technology these days. A prime example was when I ordered a new camera from Amazon and found that the camera takes BLANK instead of regular batteries. (audience laughs)
James, please wait until Kevin, Bill, Frank, Pat and Matt have PMed me before I call on you.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 26, 2017 19:45:34 GMT -5
Okay, everybody's in so here's the question for you, James. They've come a long way with technology these days. A prime example was when I ordered a new camera from Amazon and found that the camera takes BLANK instead of regular batteries.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 20:40:06 GMT -5
A charger?
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Post by patpun2016 on Feb 26, 2017 21:35:47 GMT -5
Well, that's still regular?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 22:54:03 GMT -5
Yea
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 22:54:23 GMT -5
Wait let me change it a car battery!
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Post by patpun2016 on Feb 27, 2017 9:24:55 GMT -5
You can't change it, can he?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2017 11:42:06 GMT -5
(Edit: Oh wait, they did.)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 27, 2017 17:04:04 GMT -5
(I hadn't posted yet, Pat, so it's fine)
A car battery is James' response, but let's see how the rest of the panel did. Kevin, we start off with you.
Kevin: You know what they say when they want you to embrace technology. You have to keep the environment in mind as well. Solar batteries are where it's at! (SOLAR) (buzzer)
Me: If solar batteries do get invented down the line, it'll be interesting to see what those would be like. We skip over Sam since James matched him last round, so let's go over to Bill.
Bill: Welcome to the future then, because instead of regular batteries, this camera takes... (flips card) solar power. (buzzer)
Me: Solar power seems to be the definitive answer so far as we go to Frank.
Frank: Now cameras sure are changing. Instead of batteries, they take plutonium. In the words of Stewie Griffin, "I shall take over the world!" (buzzer; audience laughter)
Me: I think we have a lot of Family Guy fans in the audience based on their reaction to that answer. Pat, what did you have?
Pat: Technology is now greener, at last. See? My camera uses (card)"SUNLIGHT" (buzzer)
Me: Another good one, but no match. Matt, last chance for a car battery.
Matt: Cell Battery. (buzzer)
Me: Makes sense but no match. gameboy, all you need is one point to win the game so hopefully you can do it on this question. The only one who does not play this round is Pat. For the remaining stars, the question is as follows. Did you hear about Microsoft's new gaming console? For this new one, they've done away with the Xbox brand and it is now referred to as the Microsoft BLANK. (mixed reaction from audience as think music begins)
gameboy, wait until Kevin, Sam, Bill, Frank and Matt have PMed their answer to me before I call on you.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Feb 27, 2017 22:32:07 GMT -5
Okay, the answers are in so I will repeat the question for gameboy. Did you hear about Microsoft's new gaming console? For this new one, they've done away with the Xbox brand and it is now referred to as the Microsoft BLANK
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Post by gameboy2000 on Feb 28, 2017 6:06:04 GMT -5
Wii
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Mar 1, 2017 20:28:00 GMT -5
(audience boos loudly) The crowd doesn't seem to approve of that answer, but we shall see what happens. Kevin, what did you put down?
Kevin: Well, they figured that the X in its name wouldn't sell titles alone. No, to appeal to an older audience, they're calling it the (XXXBOX) (buzzer; audience cheers)
Me: Getting down and dirty with it, I see. Sam, do you have a Wii on your card?
Sam: X-Ray. (buzzer)
Me: I thought X-Rays were only in hospitals. Bill, over to you.
Bill: No more Xbox...well, now it's a (flips card) Newbox. (buzzer)
Me: Rather......interesting. Frank, over to you.
Frank: So xBox is no more eh? Well I know what Microsoft came up with. Microsoft came up with the CookieBox as the new thing. (buzzer) By the way, do I get cookies after the show?
Me: I've got some big chocolate chip ones for you. Matt, all we need from you is a Wii in order for gameboy to win.
Matt: Toy Box. (buzzer)
Me: And we are going to require a tiebreaker. We'll get to that after you folks see these messages of importance. (Fade to commercial)
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