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Post by grapebuy789 on Jan 12, 2017 22:36:54 GMT -5
I cannot believe I'm saying this, but I'm gonna say Spongebob Squarepants.
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Post by jmdarrall on Jan 12, 2017 22:57:11 GMT -5
(Looking confused)
Doug, did the contestant coordinators actually brief these players on the game itself?
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 13, 2017 1:04:08 GMT -5
At least the answer's not "vagina"!
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 13, 2017 4:04:51 GMT -5
Only because my son was I think 7 at the time do I remember seeing an episode where Spongebob was taking his driving test from Mrs. Puff and I vaguely recall he literally "drove" her crazy.
That being said, this is a most obscure answer. Perhaps Spongebob is at the bottom of that fountain trying to rescue PeeWee.
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 13, 2017 4:05:28 GMT -5
What pains me most is I wrote these darn questions!!! LOL
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 13, 2017 14:01:23 GMT -5
Doug: Who's riding shotgun under the sea? (scattered laughter from the crowd) I'm already getting a hurry-up signal from the floor. Let's quickly see answers better than Spongebob. Bill? Bill: To me the definitive answer is... (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Great singer -- but not qualified to drive, for obvious reasons. See, that does make sense. Greg? Greg: In honor of the latest Cars sequel.... (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Get-er-dun. Steve? Steve: I certainly wouldn't want to take lessons from... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: *Great* answer. Wild maniac stuntman. I was thinking of his son, Robbie. Amazingly no Spongebob as we go to Tony. Jeanette said, "Last night I had the worst nightmare in my life. I dreamed I went to driving school and BLANK was my instructor!"Doug: And Frank said Spongebob Squarepants. Tony: Trust me... it ain't a purty sight. If you're in the Army, this is the one nightmare you REALLY don't want to be in that position. (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Just the kind of person you'd like to have riding shotgun -- someone screaming out directions. Michael? Michael: I know that there's one person in this world that I wouldn't want as a driver instructor... (buzz) (scattered boos from the crowd) Doug: They either dislike your answer or just the Bieb in general. Jon, please stick a fork in this round. Jon: I always think back to that classic Eddie Murphy joke when he told... Jon: ...that if he really wanted to be amazing, that Stevie should "drive, mutha(BLEEP!)" (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Another Stevie. Well... Doug: ...I've been tempted to use a certain Gene Rayburn line for years whenever we have a scoreless tie after two rounds. (scattered laughter from the crowd) At the rate we've been going, now's the time to say it. "We'll be back for Round 3 of the Dumb-Off after this!" (audience laughs and applauds) (MG-HSH theme plays) |
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Post by jmdarrall on Jan 13, 2017 14:33:16 GMT -5
(Pssst..Doug, you reused Michael's camera shot. I said Stevie Wonder, too.)
I am so incorrigible, aren't I?
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 13, 2017 14:49:48 GMT -5
========================================================================= *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following-- |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 13, 2017 20:54:11 GMT -5
(audience cheers)We're back for Round 3. One way or another, one of these players will advance to Hollywood Squares -- even if we have to play Rock, Paper, Scissors. (scattered laughter from the crowd) So -- we still have a pitchers' duel. Since Nathan went first in Round 2, Frank you may select Question A or Question B.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jan 13, 2017 21:16:47 GMT -5
I'll try Question A.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 14, 2017 13:05:39 GMT -5
Doug: (grabs A) Going with A -- and to the stars' delight, they get to play all the questions in Match Game. Let's see if we can get some matching going -- starting with this. Wesley had the worst luck as a kid. He lived right next door to Monty Hall, and every Halloween when Wesley when Trick or Treating, instead of giving Wesley candy, Monty offered him a BLANK. (think music plays) (audience laughs) |
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 14, 2017 16:16:29 GMT -5
How about a nice round of applause for the Match Game band!
They practice those same few notes over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!
You can tell they are the Match Game band too given their (BLANK) facial expressions!
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 14, 2017 16:23:40 GMT -5
Bill, you do realize these think cues are from 34 years ago, yes?
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 14, 2017 16:27:05 GMT -5
(Chuckling) Hence the blank expressions on their faces  |
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Post by nathandiniz on Jan 14, 2017 18:16:50 GMT -5
I was going to imitate the original think music from the '72 version.
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 14, 2017 22:39:13 GMT -5
'72? You mean '73.
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Post by nathandiniz on Jan 15, 2017 2:12:11 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 15, 2017 20:46:56 GMT -5
These songs really have stood the test of time. Frank, they're all set. Here's the question one more time. Wesley had the worst luck as a kid. He lived right next door to Monty Hall, and every Halloween when Wesley when Trick or Treating, instead of giving Wesley candy, Monty offered him a BLANK.
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jan 15, 2017 20:47:49 GMT -5
I'm going to say a Zonk.
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 16, 2017 4:26:44 GMT -5
(A Bronx cheer emotes from the panel and the studio audience).
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 16, 2017 7:39:34 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: By jove, I think he's getting the hang of this now. Zonk's a great answer. Let's see if that gets you on the board -- starting with Bill. Bill: Sometimes Monty would offer candy as a a prize on the show, and often it would have cash inside. Talk about your rich milk chocolate!!! (audience laughs) Anyhoo, I figured THE definitive answer is... (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Bill: And yes, I know the Big Deal was where three DOORS were offered, but there were times, albeit rare, that Monty did play a game offering a choice of one of three curtains during a deal. Doug: Oh, I recall those days, too. That's another good answer. Greg, do you offer a zonk? Greg: I believe this is the definitive answer..... (ding; audience applause)Doug: And finally, Frank breaks the ice. Steve, do you make it 200? Steve: Lets see whats behind the big box; 7 washing baskets and scrubboards (ding; audience applause)Doug: Frank's glad you wrote down just "zonk". Had you written down a specific zonk, such as a rubber chicken, that would've been a mismatch. But so far so good as we visit Tony. Wesley had the worst luck as a kid. He lived right next door to Monty Hall, and every Halloween when Wesley when Trick or Treating, instead of giving Wesley candy, Monty offered him a BLANK.Tony: Womp-womp-womp... (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's three matches and $300 for Frank. Michael, do you keep this roll going? Michael: It's so simple. Monty gave him a... (ding; audience applause)Doug: $400 for Frank. Jon, do you make it a near clean sweep? Jon: Gotta make the kid work for his candy, see? (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Not a match -- but great work by Frank. Doug: Four matches and $400. Nathan, you must match four stars to tie, five to win and six not only to win but also get that perfect score bonus.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 16, 2017 7:45:05 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) All right, last question in Match Game -- pending a tie-break. Dumb Donald is really dumb!
HOW DUMB IS HE?!?!!?
He is so dumb, he thought BLANK was still a virgin. (think music plays) (audience laughs) |
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Post by jmdarrall on Jan 16, 2017 8:35:52 GMT -5
So, Greg...what were you saying about me owing Frank $500?
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Post by grapebuy789 on Jan 16, 2017 10:00:48 GMT -5
Wait a minute. One of the stars owes me money?
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 16, 2017 10:12:43 GMT -5
Sam, Matt Bingel, and Patseen... be on standby for The Hollywood Squares!
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Post by nathandiniz on Jan 16, 2017 11:22:32 GMT -5
OK, I think I've got a perfect answer, and hopefully, it'll make up for the mistakes I've made here..... MADONNA!!!!!!!!!
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Post by asja2002 on Jan 16, 2017 11:26:47 GMT -5
umm.....(Chris Darley yelling something) yeah...bout that.....mkay Nathan you mightve jumped the gun juuuuust a tad
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 16, 2017 11:42:22 GMT -5
Yeah, we're going to need a new question.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 16, 2017 11:43:48 GMT -5
Gilbert Gottfried: YOU FOOL!!!!!
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Post by palmer7 on Jan 16, 2017 11:45:51 GMT -5
Wait a minute. One of the stars owes me money? That was only if Jon was the only one to deviate from the "zonk" answer. I thought Billy Boy over here would give the answer of Zonk, too. |
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