|
|
Post by nathandiniz on Jan 9, 2017 10:52:03 GMT -5
actually, I messed up on that question. I've already submitted my answer so I can't change it.
|
|
|
|
Post by billmcdee on Jan 9, 2017 10:54:22 GMT -5
Who, ME Jon? I admit yes in 1989 I'd check it out on Saturday mornings. Might have been 1990 come to think of it.
|
|
|
|
Post by jmdarrall on Jan 9, 2017 10:59:17 GMT -5
Not you, Bill. I was asking Nathan if he'd seen THIS show!
|
|
|
|
Post by billmcdee on Jan 9, 2017 12:02:23 GMT -5
Ah LOL, so I made an embarrassing admission for nothing?!?! LOL!!!
(Cracking up here for real too might I add.)
|
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Jan 9, 2017 17:12:47 GMT -5
It's not for nothing. It'll be up on YouTube by tomorrow.
|
|
|
|
Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 9, 2017 21:12:13 GMT -5
(loud groans from the crowd) Doug: Nathan -- the 1980s called -- they'd like their answers back. (audience laughs and applauds) Well -- for giggles -- we'll compare answers starting with Bill. Bill: Rodney was told pennies could be thrown into the fountain, therefore he reasoned he could throw... Bill: (card) ...his little sister named Penny in there as well. (buzz) (audience laughs) Bill: Made "cents" to him anyway  (scattered groans) Doug: Well played. It's a good pun, folks, really. Greg? Greg: So worldly, so welcome... (multiple cards) (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Along the lines of Bart Simpson. Great answer. Over to Steve. Steve: If you are that rotten, instead of throwing a couple of Abe Lincolns in the pool, why not throw the man himself? (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: He healed our nation after The Civil War and that's the thanks we give him? Really?!?! Well, it matches the concept of Nathan's answer -- but not close enough as we visit Tony. Rodney Rotten is really rotten. He is so rotten in fact, instead of tossing pennies into the wishing well, he tossed BLANK into it.Doug: And he said Pee Wee Herman. What say ye? Tony: Hey Doug... remember that picture "Problem Child"? That rotten kid Rodney believes that Michael Oliver is a role model for children with bad attitudes. To add a point to Rodney's street cred... (shows card) Tony: ...he had to send his own mother down the Wishing Well and shares his rottenness to the world. (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Well -- we're throwing people down the well -- but not Pee Wee -- much to my amazement. Michael? Michael: Little Rodney Rotten wanted a lot of wishes, so he threw his... (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Another good Bart Simpson-esque answer. And Jon, please end this round for us? Jon: Rotten Rodney figured "Well, why throw a coin when I can throw a heck of a lot more!" So, he ganked and tossed... (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Annd there ya go. Doug: Well, after one inning, we've got an exciting pitchers duel here. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Let's see if we get matches in Round 2 -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
|
|
|
|
Post by jmdarrall on Jan 9, 2017 21:41:19 GMT -5
Looks like Rodney had mommy and daddy issues, eh?
|
|
|
|
Post by koopakid17 on Jan 9, 2017 21:56:24 GMT -5
Why do you think he turned out so rotten in the first place?
|
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Jan 9, 2017 23:17:23 GMT -5
Well, not every Problem Child has a John Ritter.
|
|
|
|
Post by nathandiniz on Jan 10, 2017 1:36:53 GMT -5
Man, I thought my answer was good at first, but man did I give a bad answer or what?
|
|
|
|
Post by billmcdee on Jan 10, 2017 3:55:10 GMT -5
Somewhere Paul Reubens is watching us right now, eating some apple pie.
Abe Lincoln? Wow! Rodney's a descendant of John Wilkes Booth, ay?
|
|
|
|
Post by tmann3x on Jan 10, 2017 9:54:37 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 10, 2017 13:43:24 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Welcome back. Time for Round 2 of Match Game. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Okay, normally the leading player goes first. But we have a tie score. Since Frank went first in Round 1, Nathan, you go first here in Round 2. Would you like Question A or Question B?
|
|
|
|
Post by nathandiniz on Jan 10, 2017 15:38:51 GMT -5
I didn't do well with question B, so I'll go with A
|
|
|
|
Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 10, 2017 21:05:52 GMT -5
Doug: (grabs A) Trying to change the luck with A, eh? (walks to panel) Let's see how this works out. All six stars, please respond to this. Kenny said, "Hey, my Rice Krispies must be stale! Instead of saying, 'Snap, Krackle and Pop', they say, 'Snap, Krackle and BLANK.'" (think music plays) (audience laughs) |
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Jan 10, 2017 21:56:24 GMT -5
(I submit my answer)
Say, has anyone seen The Wall? It's on Tuesday nights, and I think Chris Hardwick is much better than the game.
|
|
|
|
Post by patpun2016 on Jan 10, 2017 23:33:17 GMT -5
(Producer shows to Doug: WRONG CARD!)
|
|
|
|
Post by billmcdee on Jan 11, 2017 9:44:46 GMT -5
I have Greg, and I concur.
|
|
|
|
Post by tmann3x on Jan 11, 2017 13:33:22 GMT -5
I head that our producer J.Mull says that she's gonna sue the producers of the Wall for infringing Plinko.
|
|
|
|
Post by billmcdee on Jan 11, 2017 13:58:51 GMT -5
Although with a title as that, I'm sure Mr. Trump loves it |
|
|
|
Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 11, 2017 14:00:20 GMT -5
[NOTE FROM DOUG: Thanks, Patseen, for noticing the green card error. Hotlinking issue's been fixed.]
All right, Nathan, they're ready. Question again. Kenny said, "Hey, my Rice Krispies must be stale! Instead of saying, 'Snap, Krackle and Pop', they say, 'Snap, Krackle and BLANK.'"
|
|
|
|
Post by nathandiniz on Jan 11, 2017 17:01:19 GMT -5
How about 'Snap, Krackle and bonk'?
|
|
|
|
Post by jmdarrall on Jan 11, 2017 22:00:38 GMT -5
(Quizzical look on my face)
That's probably what Doug should do with his mike and your head. Playfully, of course.
|
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Jan 11, 2017 22:14:59 GMT -5
I was thinking the exact same thing.
|
|
|
|
Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 11, 2017 22:30:50 GMT -5
Doug: Good idea, Jon. (playfully bonking Nathan's head with mic) (audience laughs) Remember, players, the idea is to *match* the stars. If this were Scattergories -- another store. (audience laughs) Ehh -- let's compare answers quickly. Bill? Bill: Snap, Crackle and FLOP! (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: There ya go. Stale -- flop. Get the idea? Greg? Greg: This cereal reminds me of my granddad. He doesn't snap or crackle, but he sure does this! (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Woah -- now just a cotton pickin' minute. The green triangle lit up and we got a buzzer. Judge, make up yer mind. (more laughter from the crowd) Skippy Trebek: (over loud speaker) Sorry. Itchy trigger finger. Doug: Okay. No match still as we go to Steve. Steve: They would probably disintegrate on touch so they'd go... (buzz) (a few laughs from the crowd) Doug: Ahh -- makes sense. But no bonking as we go to Tony. Kenny said, "Hey, my Rice Krispies must be stale! Instead of saying, 'Snap, Krackle and Pop', they say, 'Snap, Krackle and ...'"Doug: ...bonk, according to Nathan. What, according to you? Tony: Since Pop have decided to retire, Kellogg's has a new co-spokesman for Rice Krispies. Instead of Snap, Crackle, and Pop... it's now Snap, Crackle, and-- (buzz) (a few laugh; a few others boo) Doug: Stale cereal going ka-boom, eh? Crowd divided on that one. Michael? Michael: No words needed... (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Our apologies to those of you watching this on the DVR and it's breakfast. (more laughs) Jon, put this half of the round to bed, please. Jon: I have got nothing to say about this one... (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: You two have nothing to say... Doug: ...and wouldn't ya know we're still tied at nothing. Frank, chance to break the ice is comin' up. |
|
|
|
Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 11, 2017 22:38:39 GMT -5
Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) Huh kay, folks, let's see what happens with this one. Jeanette said, "Last night I had the worst nightmare in my life. I dreamed I went to driving school and BLANK was my instructor!" (think music plays) (audience laughs)I'm -- hoping the writers didn't have my old friend in Texas named Jeanette in mind for this one. |
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Jan 11, 2017 23:05:22 GMT -5
(I submit my answer)
Do you think Jen will need a character witness for the trial? I mean, Hardwick's not bad of a guy.
|
|
|
|
Post by nathandiniz on Jan 11, 2017 23:19:20 GMT -5
Man, I didn't do well on my 2nd round answer. The best I can achieve is a tie. If I lose, I'll try again on a future show. In the meantime… *closes eyes and crosses fingers*
|
|
|
|
Post by tmann3x on Jan 12, 2017 10:21:55 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Michael's answer... |
|
|
|
Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 12, 2017 22:33:53 GMT -5
Michael's *just* about done... ...and they're all set. Frank, I'll repeat the question. Jeanette said, "Last night I had the worst nightmare in my life. I dreamed I went to driving school and BLANK was my instructor!" |
|
