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Post by pathfinder20 on Dec 6, 2016 19:33:54 GMT -5
1 for me please.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 6, 2016 22:24:38 GMT -5
[KOURTNEY] [1]
[2]
[3]
Steven, you get to choose for both yourself and Jon.
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 6, 2016 22:42:46 GMT -5
3 for me,please
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 7, 2016 22:54:32 GMT -5
[KOURTNEY] [1]
[JON] [2]
[STEVEN] [3]
(I pass out the envelopes) And that leaves Jon with #2. Now, on the count of three, open your envelopes, and we'll see who has what. One...... two...... three!
(they open their envelopes)
[KOURTNEY] [$100]
[JON] [$1,000]
[STEVEN] [$1,000]
(Jon and Steven excitedly show off their $1,000 checks, while Kourtney is left with $100) And Kourtney has the $100. (I run over and look for a fake moustache, then put it on as neatly as I can, Cat plays more "Godfather"-type music while I slip back into my Marlon Brando impression) Now, Kourtney..... (I put my arm around Kourtney's shoulder) You leave me today with a hundred clams. And your life. Other men would not be as lucky. I'm a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall them, if they should get shot in the head by a radical Muslim, or if they should hang themselves in the Green Room, or if they're struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive. But that aside, let me say that I swear...on the souls of my yet-to-be-born grandchildren...that I will not be the one to break the peace that we have made here today. Now, you just go and enjoy yourself, and, uh, forget about all this nonsense. Capiche?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Dec 8, 2016 7:41:50 GMT -5
Capiche. *nods and heads back to my seat.*
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 8, 2016 13:41:28 GMT -5
(audience applauds, I take off my moustache) (normal voice) Now, Jon and Steven. You both have $1,000. That's yours for the time being. Now, you two are forced to pit yourselves against one another again. One will sit down with $1,000 and the other will add what's behind Curtain #3. And as we open up Curtain #3...... (harp plays as the curtain opens) We find a living room set and a big screen TV. (Cat plays appropriate music)  Brian: (VO) From Rooms to Go, it's an 8-piece living room suite from the Sanderson collection. Walnut colored leather where the body touches feels supple and luxurious. Add reclining motion, contoured seats and padded chaise style footrests and you have all the ingredients you need for true relaxation. This suite includes a recliner, a reclining sofa, a reclining loveseat, a 3-piece table set and two lamps. Furnished by Rooms to Go. It's valued at $3,500.
And we're also including this 65" 4K UHD HDR Smart LED TV from LG Electronics. Multi-step data analysis enhances the detail of all video content--HD or SD--to near-4K quality, delivering a viewing experience optimized for a crystal-clear Ultra HD TV. It's priced at $1,300. That makes this deal worth $4,800!
(audience cheers) Greg: And here's how you can win it.
[BEAT THE DEALER]
[A][B][C]
[D][E][F]
[G][H][I]
We have nine cards up on the board, each one with a letter. Behind each letter is a number from 1-9, randomly placed. You'll each pick a card. The high number wins the TV and living room set plus their thousand and gets to make a deal with me, the loser sits down with their thousand bucks. Are we clear? |
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 8, 2016 14:47:43 GMT -5
Yes!
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 8, 2016 18:26:27 GMT -5
yup
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 8, 2016 20:05:19 GMT -5
All right. Steven, you go first, and then Jon.
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 8, 2016 20:49:36 GMT -5
I'd like C please
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 8, 2016 21:28:20 GMT -5
C for Steven. And Jon?
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 11, 2016 19:26:31 GMT -5
D, please.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 11, 2016 20:29:45 GMT -5
C for Steven, and D for Jon. We'll start with D.
(I turn it over)
[BEAT THE DEALER]
[A][B][C]
[4][E][F]
[G][H][I]
And Jon gets a 4. One lower than the middle, I'd say. Let's check Steven's..... (I turn it over)
[BEAT THE DEALER]
[A][B][9]
[4][E][F]
[G][H][I]
And it's a 9! (audience cheers) That means Steven wins the living room set and TV. Jon, I'm sorry. This is goodbye. However, you do have $1,000 in cash. Thank you so much for playing.
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 13, 2016 11:32:57 GMT -5
Thanks for having me!
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 13, 2016 12:33:45 GMT -5
(audience cheers, Jon sits down) Now, Steven...... the gumball machine. You've reached the last plateau. You have the TV, the living room set, and $1,000 cash. At this point, you may say, "Greg, I'm happy with what I have and I'll sit down." However, I have a proposition for you. If you so wish, we will play one more round. You vs. the dealer, me. You'd put up everything you have, and I'd put up what's behind Curtain #1. And as we open the curtain.... (harps play as the curtain opens, audience screams) We find it's a car I attempted to give away earlier in the show.  Brian: (VO) Yes, it's the very same 2017 Chevrolet Cruze FWD Sedan LS Automatic from earlier in the show. With extras, it's worth $22,155!(audience cheers) Greg: So, in short, I would put the car, you'd put up your winnings, and it would be winner take all. You would pick one letter for yourself, and one for me. High number gets it all. Are you interested? (audience shouts suggestions) |
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 13, 2016 14:19:23 GMT -5
I came here to play so I'm going for it!
A for me; H for the host
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 13, 2016 15:54:27 GMT -5
(audience cheers) He's going for it. Hand over the check, please. (he does) Now, we'll start with the letter you chose for me. H. (I turn it over)
[BEAT THE DEALER]
[A][B][9]
[4][E][F]
[G][7][I]
A 7. Well, thanks a lot. You need an 8 to win everything. Anything lower than that, and you sit down with nothing. (audience starts chanting "8") What's behind A? (shot of Steven, shot of audience..... I flip it over)
[BEAT THE DEALER]
[1][B][9]
[4][E][F]
[G][7][I]
A one! (ZONK!, audience groans loudly)In-credible! Oh, if you'd given that to me, you would've won. Ay yi yi. Well, Steven, I'm sorry. You lost. However, for being such a good sport, I'll give you $100. (I give him a $100 bill) I'm really sorry it didn't work out. Did you have a good time, though? |
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 13, 2016 17:54:01 GMT -5
This was great. Thanks for having me
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 14, 2016 17:26:40 GMT -5
You're welcome. (Steven goes back to his seat)
In my next deal, we'll delve in facts and fiction.
(cheers and applause)
(theme starts up)
(fade to commercial)
(we need another trader, PM me if you want in)
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 15, 2016 22:24:20 GMT -5
(fade in, cheers and applause, theme)
Welcome back to Let's Make a Deal. Our Big Deal's worth over $36,000. So far, we haven't given much away today. Let's change that up. Who wants to make a deal?
(I turn around and look for the person, audience goes crazy)
The Filipino nationalist, whatever they're telling me. Outlandish Spanish or Filipino, I don't know..... you! I want to make a deal with you! (and the nationalist comes down on stage)
All right, your name tag says "Ian Dominic". Who are you, and what exactly are you?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2016 22:43:39 GMT -5
Well, I'm Ian Dominic and for today, I'm Jose Rizal, the national hero of the Philippines.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 15, 2016 23:07:20 GMT -5
And what did he do?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 0:34:25 GMT -5
Because he fought freedom for the country of the Philippines.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 16, 2016 0:59:33 GMT -5
(I gasp) He fought freedom! Oh my goodness, he was an oppressor! Please, tell me more.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 4:18:03 GMT -5
Well, it's a long story, but I don't wanna waste any time, let's get on with the deal.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 16, 2016 10:02:19 GMT -5
All right. Geez, but you're impatient. (audience laughs) Man wants to get down to business. OK, this deal is called "Fact or Fiction?". I have two envelopes here, and I'm going to give one to Brian. (Brian joins me, and I give him the "Fiction" envelope) Now, as of right now, you own what's in the Big Box that Tiffany is standing beside. (shot of the Big Box with Tiffany) I have an envelope that reads "Fact". Inside, there's a fact about what's behind the box. Brian is holding an envelope that reads "Fiction". That includes a piece of fiction regarding the Big Box. That means it's not true, of course. Now, what do you want? Fact or fiction? (audience shouts suggestions)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 19:50:01 GMT -5
Fact, please.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 16, 2016 22:01:55 GMT -5
All right, he wants a fact. (I open up the "Fact" envelope and pull out the card) And the card reads, "This will keep your buns warm." (audience chuckles) What do you think that could be? (audience shouts suggestions) Oh, that's a good one, a sofa. A hot tub, perhaps? A kitchen? A Zonk kitchen? All good ideas. Now, Ian, you have to decide whether you want what's in the Big Box or whether you want to take $1,000 cash. The money or the box? (audience shouts suggestions)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2016 22:52:18 GMT -5
A thousand seems good, but I wanna go for the box!
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 16, 2016 23:45:27 GMT -5
$1,500. Money or the box? (audience shouts suggestions)
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