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Post by palmer7 on Nov 11, 2016 19:42:30 GMT -5
He came to risk it all! (audience cheers) Tiffany, spin that wheel! (she does) Good luck. (high tension music as Pat releases the ball) (it goes spinning around and around....) Oh no, no no.... [ZONK](ZONK!, audience groans loudly)Oh man.... you got a Zonk! And I realize that I never gave you the money, so I'll just put that away and give you.... (I pull out of my pocket) A Hot Wheels car... and $50 in cash. (I give them to Pat) That was the risk you took, and you lost. Thanks for playing anyway. (Pat sits down, audience cheers) Well, that didn't work out the way we wanted it to. In my next deal, someone has the chance to speculate. (theme, cheers and applause) (fade to commercial)
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 13, 2016 19:57:12 GMT -5
(fade in, theme, cheers and applause)
Welcome back. The Big Deal is worth over $36,000. So far, only Sam has something to trade. That's about to change. Who wants to make a deal?
(I turn around, music starts up, everyone goes crazy) The reindeer! (Kevin gets up and joins me down on the floor)
All right, and you're Kevin Kolsen. Your sign says "I took off from Santa's workshop just to make a deal!" Well, you've come to the right place, my friend. First, tell us about yourself.
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Post by koopakid17 on Nov 15, 2016 13:03:40 GMT -5
Great to be here. I'm Kevin and I'm an accountant from Long Island, New York.
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 15, 2016 20:12:40 GMT -5
An accountant, eh? All right, then. Well, good luck to you today.
Now, to start this deal off, I'm going to give you $1,000. (I give him a stack of bills from my pocket, audience cheers) That is a sure thing. Now, you can keep that sure thing, or.... you can speculate and take Curtain #1. So, you either take the sure thing, or you can speculate and see if anything better comes along. What will you do?
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Post by koopakid17 on Nov 16, 2016 13:16:48 GMT -5
I'll take Curtain #1.
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 17, 2016 1:25:55 GMT -5
All right. Give me back the money. (he gives me back the $1,000)
Now, as for Curtain #1...... we're not going to show it to you just yet. However, I will tell you..... it has wheels. (audience ooohs) That could mean anything on this show. Set of bicycles, a new car, a boat on a trailer, a pirate ship car. You wouldn't believe what we've put on wheels on this show. Now, you can keep that sure thing with wheels or.... you can speculate and take the Big Box. (audience shouts suggestions)
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Post by koopakid17 on Nov 17, 2016 17:35:13 GMT -5
Wheels... That could be all sorts of things. I think I'll take the box.
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 17, 2016 21:47:16 GMT -5
Well.... Kevin, you've got the box. The big box is yours. And you know something? You're absolutely right. It could've been a lot of things that had wheels..... but in your case, it was a brand new TRUCK! (the curtain opens, and the audience groans loudly) (appropriate music by Cat Gray)  Brian: (VO) It's the 2017 GMC Canyon 2WD Extended Cab, everything you want in a smart-sized pickup truck. It comes with all the standard features, but we were throwing in packages and extras to make this deal worth..... $27,520!Greg: And he just passed it up. Oh well. Now, you've got the big box. Brian is bringing down a box on his tray. And guess what? I have an envelope. (I pull the envelope out) And inside, I can tell you I have a year's worth of something. (audience ooohs) A year's worth of something. You can keep the sure thing of the Big Box, you can speculate for a year's worth of something, or you can speculate for the box on Brian's tray. What ever will you do? (audience shouts suggestions) |
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Post by koopakid17 on Nov 19, 2016 0:49:52 GMT -5
Augh! Can't believe I passed that up!
The year's worth of something is intriguing but I'll keep the Big Box.
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 19, 2016 18:47:03 GMT -5
All right...... (I look inside the envelope) Oh, you passed up something that's quite useful. It's a year's worth of... (I reveal the card) Banana peels! (audience cheers) You can use them to repair scratched CDs. I'm serious. However, you'd have to use them pretty fast. Now, let's see what was in Brian's box. (shot of Kevin, Brian lifts his box to reveal....)  Brian: A pair of gold bars!Greg: Oh ho! (audience reacts) Brian: These 100 gram gold bars all contain .9999 pure gold, and the orange assay card that arrives with them authenticates the weight, purity, metal content, and individual serial number of each bar. They're produced by Valcambi Suisse in Switzerland, and are furnished by JM Bullion. This deal was worth $8,026.18.(audience groans) Greg: Awww, you passed on the gold, Kevin. Too bad. Now, here's my last offer. You can keep your Big Box, we don't know what's inside it, or I can give you $2,000 cash right now to give it back. What will you do? |
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Post by koopakid17 on Nov 19, 2016 20:27:00 GMT -5
Okay, that's too good things I passed up on. Don't think what's in the Big Box will be a third. I'll take the $2,000.
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 19, 2016 23:26:42 GMT -5
(I give him the $2,000 check in my pocket) What was in the Big Box? (Tiffany opens it) Brian: (VO) It was an Asian holiday!(audience groans)  Brian: (VO) You and a guest would have flown from Los Angeles to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam for a two-night stay at the Sheraton Saigon Hotel & Towers, located in the heart of Ho Chi Minh City's vibrant business and entertainment district. Relax in our 401 guest rooms and 84 suites, which include our luxurious Grand Tower and Main Tower.
Then, it was off to Hong Kong for two nights at the Dorsett Wanchai, the perfect hotel for experiencing the best of “Asia’s world city”. With extensive amenities and "beyond thoughtful" services, the Dorsett Wanchai offers only the highest level of service and accommodation.
Finally, you were off to Tokyo, Japan! Yes, it was a two-night stay at the ANA Crowne Plaza Narita. Whether resting before a flight or easing your mind with a steam-filled soak in a traditional Japanese bath, your stay at ANA Crowne Plaza Narita is one worth celebrating.
Round-trip airfare was included in this deal worth...... $8,488!
Greg: Well, $2,000 in the hand is worth an Asian trip in the bush. Are you still satisfied? |
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Post by koopakid17 on Nov 20, 2016 8:41:30 GMT -5
Ah, well money is money to me.
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 20, 2016 14:51:12 GMT -5
All right. Thanks for playing, Kevin.
(theme starts up)
If you'd like tickets to see Let's Make a Deal, then go to cbs.com/tickets. I've got to refill my suit, we'll be right back.
(cheers and applause)
(fade to commercial)
(I'll need three traders for this next deal, PM me if you want in)
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Post by palmer7 on Nov 24, 2016 16:15:14 GMT -5
(have I exhausted everyone already?)
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 1, 2016 16:28:03 GMT -5
(We have 2 traders, so far, we need one more.)
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 2, 2016 22:19:59 GMT -5
(fade in, theme, cheers and applause)
Welcome back to Let's Make a Deal, and for the umpteenth time, I am not Wayne Brady. I need three people to make a deal! Who wants in?
(I turn around, the audience goes crazy, the music starts up) All right. We'll take the guido gangster, the gambler, and the gumball machine! Come on down. (Kourtney, Jon, and Steven come down to the floor)
Hey, guys. Welcome to the show. Now, we'll start off here with Kourtney Wilson. Dressed here as a member of the Corleone mafia, and his sign reads: (in an impression of Don Corleone) "MAKE ME AN DEAL THAT I CAN'T REFUSE!" (continuing in a Don Corleone impression) We've known each other two minutes, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for a deal. (Cat plays Godfather-esque music) I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And, uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Dec 3, 2016 7:39:27 GMT -5
Well, of course I was afraid of being in your debt. I heard that you are a hard man to please. *rubs his chin*
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 3, 2016 12:07:16 GMT -5
(continuing in impression) I'm only a simple man with simple tastes. However, I cannot make a deal with a stranger. Who are you, and why should it matter to me?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Dec 3, 2016 18:44:52 GMT -5
It should matter because I was referred by your son through his wife's cousin, Sonny. Besides I saw the horse's head in my brother's bed. Therefore, I felt like I should work with you.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 3, 2016 21:04:26 GMT -5
(still in my impression) I fear you know too much. A man with too much knowledge is a dangerous man. I'll deal with you later. First, I gotta talk with the gumball machine. How ya doin'? (I shake Steven's hand) Steven Anderson. You got a lotta balls.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 3, 2016 21:12:20 GMT -5
(breaking out of my impression momentarily) How long does Wayne keep this up?
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 4, 2016 1:17:33 GMT -5
What can I say, the girls love me
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 4, 2016 15:02:38 GMT -5
(back to normal, for now) I can see why. Now, tell us more about yourself.
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 4, 2016 16:57:02 GMT -5
I'm currently a food service manager for a major convenience store on in Cape Cod and I do party decorations on the side. And you are doing a great job as host. Monty Hall would be pleased.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 4, 2016 21:55:22 GMT -5
Well, thank you. (audience cheers) I do look up to Monty, and I do my best to follow his example. Thank you so much for noticing.
I'll come back to you in a moment. I've got to examine this character over here. Jon Darrall. He's a gambler, and his sign reads, "Deal me in, Greg! Let's see if I can cut it!" Hmmm.... first, I'm amazed you could fit that much on your sign. Second, someone at OCA must've told a few people I'd be in. Third..... let's leave it at that. So, Jon, what are you doing when you're not gambling or trying to fit two puns on one sign?
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 4, 2016 22:52:06 GMT -5
I'm a test prep instructor and community relations developer.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 5, 2016 16:06:13 GMT -5
A test prep instructor, eh? Interesting. (audience cheers) I know a lot of kids who may be sick right now are watching this show. What's one bit of advice you'd give them to them in order to improve their test scores?
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Post by jmdarrall on Dec 6, 2016 12:26:23 GMT -5
Work carefully, as you have more time than you think you do, especially on the New SAT. Don't take any "gambles" unless you think you can come out ahead.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 6, 2016 19:09:13 GMT -5
(audience cheers) And stay in school. CBS Cares. Now that's sage advice. Sage advice. Let's hope your gambling works out here.
This deal is called "Beat the Dealer", but before we can get to that, we'll have a little elimination deal. (I pull out three envelopes from my jacket pocket) I have three envelopes, numbered 1, 2, and 3. Two envelopes have $1,000 checks in them. One envelope has a $100 bill in there. The one with the Franklin in his envelope is out, the other two move on. Now, Kourtney, since I called on you first, which envelope would you like?
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