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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 20, 2016 20:08:08 GMT -5
(audience cheers)And we're back. (Doug pushes button revealing Round 2 questions on toaster) Round 2 of Match Game here where the original Match Game started -- New York, New York -- right here on NBC. But enough history. Let's focus on the here and now. Kourtney, you're leading. You get to pick A or B.
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 20, 2016 20:42:32 GMT -5
Kourtney's score is wrong. It's supposed to be 1-0
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 20, 2016 21:49:52 GMT -5
Kourtney's score is wrong. It's supposed to be 1-0 Actually, it's 100 - 0. But thanks for that correction, Matt. |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Oct 21, 2016 6:35:51 GMT -5
B please.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 22, 2016 12:10:47 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) Starting off with B and.... ...Tony, please sit this one out -- because you matched Raymond earlier. For the rest of the gallery, here's the query (scans card) which deals with politics in a lighter vein. Jeff Foxworthy said, "Man, I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Larry The Cable Guy was elected President of the United States. What's worse? He named BLANK as his Transportation Secretary."(scattered laughter from the crowd) (think music plays) |
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 22, 2016 12:38:28 GMT -5
(finished & submitted)
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 22, 2016 17:46:01 GMT -5
I think both comedy teams are equal in terms of hosting game shows. For the Blue Collar people, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and I think Larry the Cable Guy hosted a game show. Is that right? For the Original Kings of Comedy, there's Cedric the Entertainer and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 22, 2016 18:29:29 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 22, 2016 21:54:17 GMT -5
Can't forget D.L. Hughley. Trust me -- I'm a game show host.  (scattered laughter from the crowd) And they're all set. Kourtney, chance to pad the lead comes now. Jeff Foxworthy said, "Man, I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Larry The Cable Guy was elected President of the United States. What's worse? He named BLANK as his Transportation Secretary." |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Oct 23, 2016 12:05:22 GMT -5
Names is escaping me Jeff Dunnan "Here's Your Sign" guy.
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 23, 2016 15:53:47 GMT -5
That's not the "Here's Your Sign" guy.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Oct 23, 2016 16:58:40 GMT -5
*Bonks head on podium.*
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 23, 2016 17:14:59 GMT -5
Are you OK?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Oct 23, 2016 17:20:53 GMT -5
I am fine. Slightly embarrassed but fine. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 24, 2016 13:01:37 GMT -5
Doug: I think some of my migraine meds are in my dressing room. Well -- I get the sense you won't pad your lead. The judge has ruled "Jeff Dunnan" is the official answer from Kourtney. Bill, we start with you. Bill: (card) Scotty from Star Trek. (buzz) (scattered boos) Doug: Scotty as transportation secretary, eh? Talk about going out of this world. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Maybe technology czar. Greg? Greg: You can't fix stupid, Doug. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Does make more sense. Sam? Sam: Hard one... Hmm... I better say: (buzz) (scattered groans) Sam: By the way, it's nearly Christmas. Greg: It's not even Halloween, let alone Thanksgiving! Sam: Can it, Palmer, I'm trying my best efforts! Doug: Yes, let's cut Sam some slack. He's from Wales -- which is a fur piece from where we are now. Over to Steve. Jeff Foxworthy said, "Man, I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Larry The Cable Guy was elected President of the United States. What's worse? He named BLANK as his Transportation Secretary."Doug: And per the judge, Kourtney said Jeff Dunnan. Steve: *Heeeeere's* your sign. (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: Annnnnnnd *that's* the name of the "here's your sign" guy. Bill hosted a brief revival of "Lingo". Can't give you credit for that. Hunter, wrap this round up for us, please. Hunter: Well this has to make sense. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Does -- but I thought for sure someone would come up with someone NASCAR-related. Jimmie Johnson; Dale Earnhardt, Jr.; Jeff Gordon. Folks like that. Doug: Oh well -- better luck in the last round of Match Game. Matt, break for you. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 24, 2016 13:17:16 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) And since Matt's yet to score, all six of you get to play. (Doug scans card) Ooooooh I wish Kevin were playing this. Opening words are "Kevin Kolsen said" -- and it involves Dumb Dora. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Here's the question in full. Kevin Kolsen said, "How did Dumb Dora get passed the 'Wheel of Fortune: Seasons' contestant coordinators? Instead of vowels, she wanted to buy BLANKS." (think music plays) (audience laughs) |
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 24, 2016 13:56:11 GMT -5
Yep, Mr. Scott as he always TRANSPORTED the crew to and fro. Get it? Take that booing audience! LOL
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 24, 2016 18:38:17 GMT -5
(scattered laughter)
They see what you did there.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 25, 2016 13:03:00 GMT -5
As the crowd sees the light, we'll see if Matt can take the lead with this. Kevin Kolsen said, "How did Dumb Dora get passed the 'Wheel of Fortune: Seasons' contestant coordinators? Instead of vowels, she wanted to buy BLANKS." |
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 25, 2016 16:45:07 GMT -5
Consonants
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2016 16:46:45 GMT -5
*faceplams* Oh.....dear.....
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 25, 2016 16:53:31 GMT -5
(facepalm)
(starts to look worried)
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Post by koopakid17 on Oct 25, 2016 17:11:48 GMT -5
Well, this puts my show in a whole new perspective.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 26, 2016 21:28:51 GMT -5
Doug: Ladies and gentlemen, the star of "Wheel of Fortune: Seasons", Kevin Kolsen! (audience cheers)Doug: Kevin, before we compare answers, what would you say if you were playing. Kevin: You would not believe the people who sign up for "Wheel of Fortune: Seasons". We don't sell anything other than vowels on the show so imagine my reaction when Dumb Dora wanted to buy a cow. (audience laughs)Doug: That would be udderly ridiculous. (audience groans)Doug: Moving on to the answers that count, we start with Bill. Bill: Instead of vowels Dumb Dora bought... (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: *That's* the answer, I think. Really, "WoF: Seasons" was key. There was a time players would immediately spend their cash on prizes -- and ceramic dalmatians were a bit of a gag gift from back in the day. Greg, what say ye? Greg: You know, Wheel used to give away some unique stuff on the show, but there's one thing that stood out to her. (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: More fragile dogs. Sam, knowing that WoF was played differently in your part of the world, what were you thinking of? (Sam snickers and shows cards) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Funny you write that. I remember on the original "Late Night" here on NBC, David Letterman asked Pat Sajak if anyone slipped up and asked if they could vie a bowel. (more laughter from the crowd) Doug: No consonants, though, as we visit Tony. Kevin Kolsen said, "How did Dumb Dora get passed the 'Wheel of Fortune: Seasons' contestant coordinators? Instead of vowels, she wanted to buy BLANKS."Tony: Must have been the bad Chinese food that Dumb Dora is having... (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Wheel of Fortune Cookies. Kevin, that might be worth a Before & After. Steve? Steve: Reminds me of an old Bob and Tom skit. Aaaaaaa, eeeeeee, iiiiiii... (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Steve: Having troubles with vowel movements? Greg: Reminds me of a joke I heard on "L.A. Law". Doug: I'd love to hear it -- but we're getting a hurry-up signal from the floor director. Hunter? Hunter: Hoo! Hoo! (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Went for a rhyme. Kevin, we thank you for letting us have a little fun with your show. We'll see you later for Hollywood Squares. (audience cheers) Doug: As for our game, we end Round 2 the way we started it -- Kourtney leading by $100. Come back and see who advances to the squares -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 27, 2016 10:13:16 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 27, 2016 12:46:30 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Welcome back. Time to resolve this Match Game. Okay, score remains 100 to nothing in Kourtney's favor. Kourtney, choice again is yours. A or B?
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Post by pathfinder20 on Oct 27, 2016 15:03:05 GMT -5
Let's go with B
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 27, 2016 20:07:30 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) Leader goes with A -- and as before in Kourtney's half of the second round... ...Tony will sit this one out. The rest, please respond -- (scans card) -- Jiminy Christmas. (scattered laughter from the crowd) This references a recent project I guest-hosted *and* this question reads like a book. So -- everyone play carefully. Doug Morris -- that's a-me -- said, "Remember when I hosted 'Celebrity Card Sharks' on another network with Greg and Tony as the players?" (scattered cheers) You do. "Remember the ten college girls we had as our guests for certain questions?" (a few laugh and cheer) "As the closing credits rolled, Carla the co-ed flashed us her BLANKS." (audience laughs and appplauds) (think music plays)Doug Morris said, "Remember when I hosted 'Celebrity Card Sharks' on another network with Greg and Tony as the players? Remember the ten college girls we had as our guests for certain questions? As the closing credits rolled, Carla the co-ed flashed us her BLANKS." |
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 27, 2016 20:51:05 GMT -5
Speaking of the other network, Doug and I recently shot an hour's worth of material for The Bold and the Beautiful, and they're going to take a whole week to show all that material.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 28, 2016 6:21:59 GMT -5
Did you play the part of a clergyman? Wink was on there the other day.
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