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Post by pathfinder20 on Oct 14, 2016 7:37:23 GMT -5
Well, my name is Kourtney Wilson. I am a cashier at Firehouse Subs. I live in South Georgia and finally getting some fall-ish weather. I am a big game show fan especially from the 70s and 80. Also like to create and fine tune characters I create and learning different languages.
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 14, 2016 7:40:46 GMT -5
I wish you had created me Kourtney, as I am definitely in need of some fine tuning, since the big 5-0 is coming up for me in a little over 2 months from now!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 14, 2016 12:38:25 GMT -5
Yeah, since you plugged your employer, we're expect you to fill not only Bill's order -- but Tony's, Greg's -- (scattered laughter from the crowd) -- and, yeah, let's not forget the champ and the stars who'll be with us later for squares.
We wish you good luck now and filling the orders for later.
We also wish good luck in the game to Matt. Matt, a word or two about you, please.
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 14, 2016 15:17:01 GMT -5
Before we hear from Matt, and speaking of plugs and me turning 50, and no, I don't mean hair plugs... One of our panelists has reached an incredible milestone of episodes. Greg Palmer's $ale of the Century is about to embark upon it's 50th episode. 50 episodes is a very long time on here. Congratulations Greg, and here's to 50 more! ($otC big win cue, sirens wailing, cheers and applause)(cheering & applause) |
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Post by asja2002 on Oct 14, 2016 15:46:20 GMT -5
*Shoots of confetti in Greg's general direction*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 17:20:42 GMT -5
(I press a button on my desk. Balloons, delivered from the $ale set at Sunset Bronson Studios, fall from the ceiling onto the stage)
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 14, 2016 17:47:48 GMT -5
Thank you! Thank you all. Thank you. I know it seems like the same people keep showing up, but it's not really about the variety of players. It's about the game. I've had a lot of fun producing and hosting. Maybe that's why it's lasted so long in Australia.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2016 4:33:06 GMT -5
Indeed!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 15, 2016 12:59:03 GMT -5
Congratulations on the milestone, Greg. Wishing you much success at $ale. (audience cheers)Now -- Matt -- as I was saying -- (scattered laughter from the crowd) -- before we were all so pleasantly surprised -- a word or two about you, please. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 15, 2016 13:43:13 GMT -5
I'm a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, IA. I'm a fan of the Simpsons and Peanuts.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 16, 2016 7:30:11 GMT -5
Nice to have you with us today. Players, in Match Game, you'll have three chances to match as many... ...of these members of NYC rat patrol as you possibly can. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Each time you match a star, you win $100. Max out and match everyone, you'll score another $400. Winner of Match Game collects another $500 -- and advances to Hollywood Squares against our champ. Winner those goes on to the Super Match for a possible $100,000. (audience cheers) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Kourtney, you'll go first. Want A or B? |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Oct 16, 2016 20:42:32 GMT -5
I will take A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 16, 2016 21:15:25 GMT -5
(Okie. Dealing with some server issues here. Question A coming up in a bit.)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 16, 2016 21:29:52 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A; walks to panel) A it is -- and we're off and running. New game -- everyone on the panel plays this one. Arnie the alleged criminal said, "This trial's already a loss. The public defender assigned to my case insists on using BLANK as a character witness."(scattered laughter from the crowd) (think music plays) |
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 17, 2016 4:08:57 GMT -5
Incidentally Doug, any issues you are experiencing with Chain Reaction? The eggcrate letters don't appear right now, just tiny mystery boxes...
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 17, 2016 6:14:06 GMT -5
Those would be the server issues I mentioned. Should be fixed.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 17, 2016 13:09:11 GMT -5
Annnd they're ready. Raymond, first chance to score with this. Arnie the alleged criminal said, "This trial's already a loss. The public defender assigned to my case insists on using BLANK as a character witness." |
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Post by pathfinder20 on Oct 17, 2016 15:26:02 GMT -5
I was thinking of two answers that came to mind. I am going to shot either way: DONALD TRUMP?
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 17, 2016 15:36:18 GMT -5
(Trump fans, including Greg, boo)
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 17, 2016 16:00:13 GMT -5
(Clinton supporters cheer, applause)
(Bernie Sanders booing)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 18, 2016 6:31:20 GMT -5
Doug: (shakes head) Again -- just when we thought we could avoid politics. Well -- he was a guest on our show recently. Maybe someone up here thought of the Donald. Bill, we start with you. Bill: As a fan of Batman 1966, whenever they showed the villain's hide out, the camera angle was always on a slant, to show that they were crooked. So I wrote my answer in a crooked way too. (Bill shows card but doesn't say answer) (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Ya feel there'll be a sense of relief the day after the election? Anyhoo, Greg? Greg: Nuff said. (buzz) Doug: So we'll move on to Sam, now. Sam: Well, charater witness you say? Doug: Oh yes. Sam: The only one I can only think of is... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Now that's what we're talking about. Fictional character as a character witness. And I do remember playing that game. Yeah -- that guy -- scary as all get out. No matches yet as we visit Tony. Arnie the alleged criminal said, "This trial's already a loss. The public defender assigned to my case insists on using BLANK as a character witness."Doug: And Raymond said the Donald. What say ye? Tony: (as Donald Trump) I'm a YOOUGE fan of Arnold's movies. Not only that, we've been close friends since the red carpet premiere of "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" back in '91. 25 years later-- Tony: (as Donald Trump) ...I'm officially his character witness. (ding; audience applause)Doug: And there's our first match in the game. Steve, do you have the second? Steve: This witness is supposed to attest to the Accused's good nature. However it all went downhill when the public defendant brought forward... (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Other candidate seems to be the definitive answer. Hunter, wrap this up for us, please. Hunter: Well we're talking about character witness, so why not go with the obvious? (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: That's more like it. Doug: Well, Raymond, you're on the board. Matt, your question's coming. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 18, 2016 6:36:27 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) Once again, all six stars play this one. Jeremy said, "I recently took a flight on one of those discount airlines last week. Instead of an in-flight movie, they had BLANK for entertainment."(scattered laughter from the crowd) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 18, 2016 17:14:31 GMT -5
I see we've got a few democrats and republicans on this stage today. Most of them are already voting for the other host of Match Game... Mr. Alec Baldwin. |
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 18, 2016 19:15:32 GMT -5
Yeah, well with all of this negative coverage of Trump, people are forgetting that the things he says and does are not necessarily illegal. If anyone is conducting any criminal activity around here, it's Hillary Clinton! Check Podesta's emails! Check WikiLeaks! It's all there! Hillary's a criminal!
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 19, 2016 2:43:21 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on Oct 19, 2016 11:10:44 GMT -5
(I fist bump with Bill)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 19, 2016 12:40:29 GMT -5
(shakes head) No matter who wins, there'll be a huge sigh of relief the day after the election. They're ready, Matt. Question again... Jeremy said, "I recently took a flight on one of those discount airlines last week. Instead of an in-flight movie, they had BLANK for entertainment." |
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 19, 2016 16:44:44 GMT -5
Radio?
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 20, 2016 4:22:18 GMT -5
(chuckling as that's an amusing answer)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 20, 2016 13:04:50 GMT -5
(scattered laughter and groans from the crowd) Doug: What's worse? It was the Fred Scott show. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Well -- let's see if anyone else up here thought of radio. Bill, we start again with you. Bill: Instead of a movie, they showed reruns of ... (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Ah, yes, one of the greatest clunkers of all time -- in more ways than one. Greg? Greg: Well, I thought of a great answer for this. It's something I wouldn't want to see on a plane. (multiple cards) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Yeah, hide the kiddies' eyes and ears for that one. Sam, what came to your mind for cheap entertainment on the flight? Sam: Talking of in-flight how about... (buzz) (audience boos and groans) Greg: Huh? Doug: Could we have Sam and Hunter trade seats? He had a trade during the last Match Game. Anyhoo, over to Tony. Jeremy said, "I recently took a flight on one of those discount airlines last week. Instead of an in-flight movie, they had BLANK for entertainment."Tony: Imagine Larry Flynt owning his own cheap airlines company. I'm not gonna go on that plane again. Instead of watching an in-flight movie... *shows card* (buzz) (scattered laughter and woahs) Tony: ...they've only shown something you won't see on national television. Doug: Unless you're watching certain channels -- which we won't plug here. Steve? Steve: Wouldn't surprise me if a flight attendant brought out a guitar and they had an in flight... (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Almost makes you think of a scene from "Airplane", doesn't it? And Hunter, by some miracle, did you think of radio? Hunter: Well, again, we're talking about a discount airline, so for entertainment, they had... (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Yeah, that's cheap all right. Doug: Well -- after one round, Kourtney leads $100 to nothing. Back with Round 2 -- after this. More of Match Game - Hollywood Squares from NEW York City -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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