Celebrity Card Sharks (CBS)

[dougmorrisontheair]

(scattered woahs)

Good sized bet on a 6. We haven't seen anything 5 or lower yet. Let's not see one now.

$3600 -- higher than a 6?

(ding; audience applause)

Oh yes -- a jack.

All right, we're done with the first row -- where you racked up $7500. We now take this jack...

...and move it up here to the next row....

(ding)

...in the process, we give you another $2500 to play with.

Greg, you're on a new row -- so you may change this jack if you like -- or save that change option for later in the row.

[palmer7]

We'll keep that and go $7,500 lower.

[dougmorrisontheair]

(scattered woahs)

Another big bet on a potentially tricky card. I hope this pays off for you. $7500 -- lower -- than -- a jack?

(buzz; audience groan)

Ouch!

Well -- you're now down to $2500, Greg. But you can build it back up. You're playing off of a better card. What's the call here?

[palmer7]

All of it lower.

[dougmorrisontheair]

(scattered cheers)

Cross the fingers, folks -- because if this next card's a king or ace, this round of the money cards comes to a sudden end.

Nothing or $5000 -- lower than a queen?

(ding; audience applause)

It's a 4.

All right, $5000. This card and the big bet are left. How do you play off of the 4?

[palmer7]

All of it higher!

[dougmorrisontheair]

(scattered cheers)

Keep the fingers crossed, friends. Greg's on the other side of the queen. If the next card's a 3 or 2, we don't play the big bet. Another 4 would be a push. But anything else makes it $10,000 ahead of the big bet.

Higher than a 4?

(ding; audience applause)

Yes! A 9.

Greg, you fought and clawed your way back into five figure territory. We move this 9 of diamonds upstairs...

...to the big bet area.

Now -- you've got two things to think about. The second of which -- how much do you bet and which way. You have to wager at least $5000.

But first thing's first. Would you like to change the 9?

[palmer7]

Change that with #1.

[dougmorrisontheair]

(Julia hands Doug card #1)

Big change ahead of the big bet. Greg, you're not playing off of a 9. You're playing off of...

(audience applause)

...AN ACE!!

Again, I reiterate, you must bet at least $5000. You may bet more. I have a hunch you *will* bet more than five large.

What's that big bet, Greg?

[palmer7]

ALL OF IT LOWER!

[dougmorrisontheair]

(audience cheers)

A -- moment of silence please for the audio operator. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Greg, we already see two aces. The chance of getting a tie card are pretty slim. If this is anything but an ace, you get $20,000.

Lower than an ace...

(dings; audience applause)

...ah ha! And that happens. Another joker.

(Doug hands Liz Greg's third joker)

Three chances at more money after the turn of this new last card.

Provided it's not a joker. Greg, normally, I would give you a chance to reconsider your bet. But we know you can't lose money on this bet -- as you go all in lower than the ace.

It's a 4!

(dings; win music plays; audience cheers)

Come on down and join me here, Greg.

(more cheers)

Greg, so far for the Fisher Center for Alzheimer's Research Foundation, you have $53,000.

Believe it or not, you have a shot at more. Are you up for it?

[palmer7]

Of course.

[dougmorrisontheair]

Sounds like you're really after more.

Well, during the match and the money cards, you racked up these three jokers. George, please tell Greg what's at stake now.

(camera takes shot of audience; zooms in on huge monitor)

(last few seconds of FF88 theme plays; audience cheers)

George Gray: Greg, you could win for your charity another $100,000.

Oh, yeah. Another hundred grand...

...with the help of this board. Greg, one of those numbered cards is the "win" card. Find the word "win" with one of those jokers -- and you *win* that bonus of $100,000.

Good luck and place your jokers, please, Greg.

[palmer7]

All right, what do you guys think? (I poll the audience, pointing out each card, they react, I put the Jokers on 1, 4, and 7 then walk back)

[tmann3x]

You better win that dough, Greg!

[dougmorrisontheair]

(scattered cheers)

Got these well spaced out. Let's see if 1, 4 or 7 is the winning number.

We'll start at the beginning. Is card number one the winning card?

(buzz; audience groans)

No. Sorry. Don't despair. Maybe the card smack dab in the middle wins another $100,000 for Greg's charity. Is number four the winner?

(buzz; audience groans)

Negative. Last chance for $100,000. Is number 7 the winner?

Yes!

(dings; win music plays; audience cheers)

Greg, look at the huge monitor with the crowd...

...a big check for $153,000 heads for the Fisher Center for Alzheimer's Research Foundation. How do you feel?

[palmer7]

FANTASTIC! (I briefly react in a parody of an overcaffeinated TPIR contestant who has won a lot of money, then regain my composure) Thank you.

[dougmorrisontheair]

(scattered laughs)

Heard that. We'll give Tony a chance to make more money for his charity -- when you come back.

(commercial cue plays; audience cheers; director gets shots of crowd)

[tmann3x]

[palmer7]

(shot of Greg Palmer at the On a Roll set)


GREG PALMER

Greg Palmer: The next time you think about taking a knee during the National Anthem or burning the American flag in protest, consider all of the great gifts America has given you and how you would be practically nothing without this great country. When you disrespect the flag, you disrespect your country. Stop the Madness! Seriously!

[dougmorrisontheair]

(audience cheers)

And we're back. Well -- the night clearly belongs to Greg Palmer -- who raised $153,000 for the Fisher Center for Alzheimer's Research Foundation.

But we want to give our daytime host, Tony Lane, a chance to win more money for the Golisano Children’s Hospital. He's already won $10,000 for the hospital. He can win another $20,000. Ready to play Tony?

[tmann3x]

I'm ready when you are, Doug.

[dougmorrisontheair]

All right, Tony. You'll try to win more money with the help of our ten female college students one last time.

(audience cheers)

Thanks, ladies, with you're help in tonight's special. They along with Liz and Julia from "Big Brother" will help us in our last question of the night. Liz, Julia, we also thank you for your help in tonight's special.

(audience cheers)

Liz: Thank you, Doug. We had fun.

Julia: Go get that money, Tony.

(more cheers)

We're all rooting for you, Tony. Here's how you can win another $20,000 for your charity.

I'll ask you one more question -- involving the co-eds. All you have to do is tell us if the right answer is higher or lower than 5. The actual number is represented by your base card face down.

After you give us your answer, the dealers will flip the card over. If you give us the right answer, it's another $20,000 for the children's hospital.

(audience cheers)

So -- best of luck to you, Tony -- and here's your question.

Before the show, we asked these ten female college students, "Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?"

(scattered laughter from the crowd; noticeable hoots and hollers from the men in the crowd)

Is the actual number of the ladies who said "yes" higher or lower than 5?

[tmann3x]

I'll try to take a guess and say that the answer is higher than 5 ladies.

[dougmorrisontheair]

(audience cheers)

(couple of co-eds laugh)

Tony says higher -- and two of the girls are laughing here. Well, seems to me the right answer's at least two.

(scattered laughter from the crowd)

All right, if more than 5 of these ladies jumped into any body of water in their birthday suits -- be it lake, river or cement pond -- that's a "swimming pool", kiddies -- (more laughter from the crowd) -- then Tony wins $20,000 more for his charity. If not, we'll throw in an extra $10,000.

The actual number of these co-eds who said they indeed have gone skinny dipping -- *is*...

(twin dealers pick up card; flip it over)

(win music plays; audience cheers; dings)

...six! It's higher. Tony, you got yourself $20,000.

---

Doug: Now -- before we go -- ladies, we've got to find out -- which six of you went skinny dipping?

(four ladies in the top row raise their hands; two giggleboxes in the bottom row also raise their hands)

Doug: Oh -- Liz -- in the bottom row, they tell me you've got a story.

Liz: (giggles) My boyfriend and I were on a camping trip at one of the state parks. We had a long day of hiking. And just before I wanted to go to bed, he wanted to go swimming. And I told him I didn't pack swimwear. He didn't either. So -- ya know -- (hoots and hollers from the crowd) -- we're only young and stupid *once*.

(hoots and hollers from the crowd)

Doug: How true. Well, ladies, as our thanks for being good sports, we're giving each of you a $100 Apple gift card.

(audience cheers)

Doug: Folks, that's it for Celebrity Card Sharks. Watch for Tony on the daytime Card Sharks on most of these CBS stations. Watch for Greg on $ale of the Century on another network and watch for me hosting On A Roll -- again on most of these CBS stations.

Make it a great night, keep the faith -- and treasure your loved ones.

[tmann3x]

[CLOSING THEME]

[LONG APPLAUSE, CHEERS]



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