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Post by palmer7 on Apr 17, 2016 7:56:42 GMT -5
Doug, would you pass the question back over here, please? I'll read it again. (he obliges) Thank you.
Greg Palmer --- that's me --- said, "I knew it was a bad idea for Doug to have an On A Roll children's tournament. During a Lucky 7 bonus round, Little Rotten Rodney BLANKED the dice."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2016 8:22:26 GMT -5
Of course, I should know what happened because both our shows tape on the same stage.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 17, 2016 16:53:31 GMT -5
33, right? I've moved Yahtzee over to 31.
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 17, 2016 18:04:00 GMT -5
And as of right now... both our show and "Days of Our Lives" are the only two shows left here at The Burbank Studios.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 17, 2016 20:56:47 GMT -5
Okay, they're all set. James, question again. Greg Palmer said, "I knew it was a bad idea for Doug to have an 'On A Roll' children's tournament. During a Lucky 7 bonus round, Little Rotten Rodney BLANKED the dice."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 12:16:04 GMT -5
Defaced?
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 18, 2016 13:49:47 GMT -5
(laughing out loud for real as I love that answer!!)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 16:38:42 GMT -5
(laughing out loud for real as I love that answer!!) Thank you bill |
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 18, 2016 17:02:45 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 18, 2016 21:15:40 GMT -5
Doug: Defaced 'em, eh? I can imagine how Rodney would deface the dice. Let's compare answers -- starting again with Bill. Bill: He was so rotten, he walked away with or (card) [STOLE] the dice! (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Stole those bones. That's what I was thinking. Okay, Chief, what did Rodney really do to the dice? Greg: OK, so lemme tell you what happened, because I was there. Rodney was having one of his tantrums because he hadn't solved the puzzle in one clue. So, he (card) [SMASHED] the dice by throwing them on the ground. Doesn't that kid realize how expensive those dice were? (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: I rolled them myself before my first show. Yeah, they're expensive dice. Worth more than the Crag dice from my other show. Kevin? Kevin: He saw them, said "Ooh, a piece of candy!" and ate them. (card) [ATE] (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Mistakin' 'em for candy. No defacing, yet, as we revisit Tony. Greg Palmer said, "I knew it was a bad idea for Doug to have an 'On A Roll' children's tournament. During a Lucky 7 bonus round, Little Rotten Rodney BLANKED the dice."
Tony: This is the reason why Rodney should be barred indefinitely for being a bonehead contestant. I was there on the scene during the Lucky 7 bonus round when he (card) [SWALLOWS] the dice. (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: In the neighborhood with eating the dice -- but no defacing. Hunter? Hunter: I'd like to apologize in advance to our computerized friend for this answer. (card) [THREW THE DICE AT WALLY] (buzz) (audience boos) Hunter: (whispers to camera) Sorry, Wally. Doug: That's more expensive! Heck, think of all those HD monitors Wally has now. Michael, wrap 'er up for us. Michael: Little Rodney Rotten was looking for a sweet treat, so he (card) [ATE] the dice. (buzz) (scattered laughter from the crowd) Doug: Another eating of the dice -- but no defacing. Doug: One round's in the book -- and we've got ourselves another old fashioned pitchers' duel. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Come back for Round 2 of Match Game -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 18, 2016 21:32:20 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Hey now. The applause lights in the studio work. (scattered laughter from the crowd) (Doug presses button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Okay, gents. Round 2 starts now. Normally the leader picks first. But we're in a scoreless tie. Since Matt went first in Round 1, James you get the choice in Round 2. A or B?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2016 11:03:22 GMT -5
A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 19, 2016 13:02:49 GMT -5
James will try A. (Doug grabs A; walks to panel) And since we're in a scoreless tie, all the stars get to play both questions in this round. Here's the first -- and -- ohhhh -- this should be a good one. Liza said, "I had a strange dream last night. I dreamt Steve Harvey announced the wrong results of BLANK." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 19, 2016 17:32:20 GMT -5
(I submit my answer) Doesn't Steve have enough coverage? He's got two hours on Sunday nights, Family Feud's on near every channel, he'll be on another network this summer..... I wouldn't be surprised if he took over this show one day.
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 19, 2016 17:52:02 GMT -5
Hosting BOTH Match Game and Squares no doubt! I agree with you Greg. Bill McDee gets the square!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 19, 2016 20:58:40 GMT -5
My question is: Where does Steve find the time? He's got a radio show, a talk show, a game show, a kids' talent show and goodness knows what else. Okay, we're all set. James, question again. Liza said, "I had a strange dream last night. I dreamt Steve Harvey announced the wrong results of BLANK." |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2016 20:59:48 GMT -5
Miss America?
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 19, 2016 21:40:36 GMT -5
(I walk over to James' spot, pull out a $100 bill from my own wallet, and give it to him, then walk back)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 19, 2016 21:40:38 GMT -5
(scattered groans) Doug: Well -- even though the powers-that-be at the Miss Universe pageant said Steve will be back next year as the host, we had something way outside of beauty pageants in mind. Bill, show him what I'm talking about, please. Bill: Liza's dream was a nightmare, because Steve Harvey read the wrong results of her (card) [SON'S PATERNITY TEST] (buzz) (laughs and applause from the crowd)Doug: Hello! Seeing as how Steve's show and Maury's show are within the NBC family, why not? Greg, over to you. Greg: Seemingly the only thing this country cares about.... (card) [THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION] (buzz) (applause)Doug: Yeah. I was thinking the overall general election. But, in this political year, that's not a bad answer. Kevin? Kevin: I had one answer but now that I've thought it over they're both equally frightening (card) [THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY] (buzz) (applause)Greg: Why Hillary doesn't just make Bernie VP is beyond me. The VP position does less damage. Doug: Hey, at least both parties get equal time. No match as yet as we visit Tony again. Liza said, "I had a strange dream last night. I dreamt Steve Harvey announced the wrong results of BLANK."Doug: James said, "Miss America." What say ye? Tony: Steve should stick to his regular job instead of corresponding Fox News. The only thing that's hurting Steve in Liza's dream is (card) [TRUMP'S HUGE NUMBER OF VOTES] (buzz) (laughs and applause from the crowd)Doug: Sure you don't mean "yooge"? In any event, Hunter, did you think of Miss America? Hunter: No words are necessary. (card) [THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION] (buzz) (applause)Doug: Politics seems to be the theme -- save for Bill's answer. And Michael, wrap this up for us. Michael: I hope something like this doesn't happen during (card) [THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION] (buzz) (applause)Doug: No matter *who* has the responsibility of reporting on election results, we don't want a repeat of 2000. James, 'fraid another goose egg for you. Still one round to go. Matt, chance to capitalize is coming up.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 19, 2016 21:50:17 GMT -5
(Doug grabs B; walks to panel) Once again, the entire panel plays this one. And, audience, you get to help us out. Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country...
Audience: HOW SLEAZY IS IT!?!?!
... the prime minister has ordered all the Wal-Marts to be bulldozed -- and replaced with BLANKS. (audience applauds and laughs) (think music plays) |
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 20, 2016 7:06:01 GMT -5
(I submit my answer) Speaking of sleazy, I'm directing a production of Lolita, My Love at the Sacred Fools Theater Company. It's that off-Broadway flop that nearly made Denise Nickerson a has been. Previews start this June.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 20, 2016 8:29:08 GMT -5
I will do my best to make this a respectable production.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 20, 2016 21:59:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2016 7:24:09 GMT -5
OH!
(I Quickly scribble something on my card, then insert it into the slot)
Boy, those quick naps are marvelous.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 21, 2016 12:45:43 GMT -5
They are, aren't they? Matt, question again. Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country; the prime minister has ordered all the Wal-Marts to be bulldozed -- and replaced with BLANKS. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Apr 21, 2016 17:05:56 GMT -5
Best Buy
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 21, 2016 19:30:23 GMT -5
(audience groans)Doug: Is there -- something about the geek squad the rest of us don't know? (scattered laughter from the crowd) I see a scoreless tie going into Round 3. Let's check answers. Bill? Bill: (card) [BROTHELS] -- (audience laughs and applauds) -- but with the same discount prices that Wal*Mart had. (buzz)Doug: Now *that's* sleazy. Greg? Greg: Everything's got to be done on the cheap, and nothing is sleazier than -- (card) [99-CENT STORES] (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause from the crowd) Doug: Definitely cheap. Don't know about sleazy, though. Kevin? Kevin: There is a way you can go cheaper than Wal-Mart. (card) [THRIFT STORES] (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause from the crowd) Greg: Would those two be considered the same thing? Doug: Oh I'm so tempted to react -- but won't. Coming on down to Tony. "Nerdocrumbesia is one sleazy country; the prime minister has ordered all the Wal-Marts to be bulldozed -- and replaced with Best Buys," according to Matt. What, according to you? Tony: If Hugh Hefner were to move to Nerdocrumbesia, he would be replacing Walmart into (card) [ A STRIP CLUB ] (buzz) (noticeable cheers from the men) Doug: Now *that* was my answer. Say goodbye to the stores and hello to the strip clubs. Hunter? Hunter: Well let me tell you about the prime minister of Nerdocrumbesia. He likes entertainment that's only for "big boys", so he said take out all those Walmarts and replace them with (card) [STRIP CLUBS] (buzz) (louder cheers from the men) Doug: My next question -- when's "Magic Michelle" coming out? (even louder cheers from the men) Annnnnd before this turns into "The Jerry Springer Show", Michael, wrap this round up for us. Michael: Nerdocrumbesia became even more sleazy when he turned those Wal-marts into (card) [DOLLAR STORES] (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Judge, just for giggles, would "dollar store" match with "99-cent store"? (judge activates bell)Doug: They're the same thing. I *knew* that. I asked -- only because I wanted to make sure the bell was working. (scattered laughter from the crowd) Wellllll -- we end Round 2 the way we started Match Game -- scoreless. (MG-HSH music plays)Somehow, someone will advance to Hollywood Squares. Find out who -- and how -- after this. (audience applause)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 21, 2016 22:22:58 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Apr 23, 2016 15:16:57 GMT -5
[NOTE FROM DOUG: We must restart Match Game's Round 3 from scratch due to an error on my part. We have deleted posts connected to the errant part of the round. The question that was used has been destroyed and the other question we'll use on a future show. In layman's terms, we've replenished the Round 3 toaster with a fresh pair of questions. Sorry for the inconvenience. As I finish wiping the egg of my face, let's proceed...]
Round -- three -- FIGHT! (audience laughs)(Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) We've had a lot of laughs but no matches as yet. Since we're still tied at James went first in Round 2, Matt, you'll start this third round -- with A or B? |
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Post by mringgenberg on Apr 23, 2016 16:08:09 GMT -5
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