Spreading some holiday Joy and Cheer
Dec 20, 2023 19:26:08 GMT -5
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Post by billmcdee on Dec 20, 2023 19:26:08 GMT -5
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Because nothing but nothing says Christmas more than a talking lemon.
And also sponsored by:
Question: How does Mrs. Claus wash Santa's soot stained clothing?
Answer: She uses YULE TIDE.
One Christmas Eve Santa asked his wife if it was snowing.
She gazed outside the workshop window and discovered Comet, Cupid and Rudolph munching on some hay.
She turned back to Santa and replied "No snow, but it looks like rain, dear."
Question: What are the offspring of Frosty the Snowman called?
Answer: "Chill"dren.
Santa Claus traveling all over the world via the airways by 8 tiny reindeer?
Talk about your fly by night schemes!
Santa and Mrs Claus appeared on The Newlywed Game and Mrs. Claus was asked "When it comes to your husband, is he a breast man, a leg man or a derriere man?"
Without hesitation Mrs. Claus said "Oh, he's definitely a leg man."
"How can you be so certain?" the host inquired.
Mrs. Claus said "Well think about it, my husband looks forward to Christmas Eve all year long so he can look at other peoples' stockings!"
Question: How do eskimos repair their homes?
Answer: By using IG glue.
Question: What kind of pictures does Santa's helpers take?
Answer: Elfies
Because nothing but nothing says Christmas more than a talking lemon.
And also sponsored by:
Question: How does Mrs. Claus wash Santa's soot stained clothing?
Answer: She uses YULE TIDE.
One Christmas Eve Santa asked his wife if it was snowing.
She gazed outside the workshop window and discovered Comet, Cupid and Rudolph munching on some hay.
She turned back to Santa and replied "No snow, but it looks like rain, dear."
Question: What are the offspring of Frosty the Snowman called?
Answer: "Chill"dren.
Santa Claus traveling all over the world via the airways by 8 tiny reindeer?
Talk about your fly by night schemes!
Santa and Mrs Claus appeared on The Newlywed Game and Mrs. Claus was asked "When it comes to your husband, is he a breast man, a leg man or a derriere man?"
Without hesitation Mrs. Claus said "Oh, he's definitely a leg man."
"How can you be so certain?" the host inquired.
Mrs. Claus said "Well think about it, my husband looks forward to Christmas Eve all year long so he can look at other peoples' stockings!"
Question: How do eskimos repair their homes?
Answer: By using IG glue.
Question: What kind of pictures does Santa's helpers take?
Answer: Elfies