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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 18, 2024 14:10:28 GMT -5
A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 18, 2024 15:04:14 GMT -5
A it is and away we go. New game -- so obviously, everyone on the Match Game panel plays. Arnie said, "Wow, they must be really toning down the violence on 'Chicago P.D.' The other night, the officers were subduing the bad guy with BLANK." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Jul 18, 2024 18:43:48 GMT -5
*inserts card*
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 19, 2024 17:29:57 GMT -5
And they're set. Matt, here comes the question again. Arnie said, "Wow, they must be really toning down the violence on 'Chicago P.D.' The other night, the officers were subduing the bad guy with BLANK." |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 19, 2024 19:29:18 GMT -5
Staring?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 20, 2024 10:01:47 GMT -5
(scattered laughter and groans) Doug: You remember that George Clooney movie, too, eh? "The Police Officers Who Stare at Suspects". (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: We'll see if staring gets you on the board -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: I thought I tuned into Barney the Dinosaur for a second. I saw Chicago's finest subduing the criminal with... (buzz) Doug: New meaning to getting frisked. Bill, great to have you back in the center square. (audience cheers) How did Chicago P.D. subdue this suspect? Bill: As it is super hot in Chicago this time of year, to stay hydrated, the officers carry... (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Ah, now that's more like it. Tyrone, great to have you here. What say ye? Tyrone: I'm going the figurative route and say... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Ah, clever. No staring yet as we go to the star of Hollywood Squares and Tony. See what I did there? (scattered laughter and groans from crowd) Arnie said, "Wow, they must be really toning down the violence on 'Chicago P.D.' The other night, the officers were subduing the bad guy with BLANK."Tony: This one's a toughie. I have to say the officers have subdued the criminal with... (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Now that's really subduing. Hunter? Hunter: This was a tough one. I really couldn't think of anything good, so I'm bracing myself for the boos. (buzz) (mix of groans, boos, and laughs) Doug: Hold the anchovies, of course. And Sam, wrap this half of the round up for us, please. Sam: Well, you know what they say: you either laugh or cry, and the cops wanted to make him laugh. Ticky ticky ticky! (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Hey now. Could be great for investigations. Doug: Well -- no score -- better luck in the next round, Matt. Bryan, your turn at bat coming up. |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 20, 2024 10:03:40 GMT -5
I liked the "Staring" answer Matt...one of those things where if looks could kill!
Doug: Well -- no score -- better luck in the next round, Matt. Bryan, your turn at bat coming up.
Welcome to Home Run Derby!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 20, 2024 10:09:06 GMT -5
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 20, 2024 10:10:13 GMT -5
(inserting my answer and walking down in front on stage, dancing a soft shoe to the think music)
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Jul 20, 2024 14:42:23 GMT -5
*inserts card*
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 21, 2024 8:40:34 GMT -5
And they're all ready. Bryan, here's your query again. Unlucky Louie is so unlucky, he spent a week in BLANK. |
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Post by Bryan on Jul 21, 2024 8:42:29 GMT -5
This could go anywhere. Since he’s unlucky I guess REHAB.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 22, 2024 11:26:11 GMT -5
(scattered groans) Doug: Now now, it is a Round Oner -- several ways this could go. And rehab's one of those ways. Unlikely -- but possible. Let's check though and see -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: Louie, Louie, oh no, he gotta go... as in get out of.... (buzz) (scattered cheers) Doug: The Crossbar Hotel. Jail. That was my answer. Bill, where was Louie spending a week? Bill: (card) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)Doug: Ah, the joke for all seasons. Tyrone, what'cha got for us? Tyrone: People got mortgages to pay, so to be unlucky is to be on... (buzz) (scattered laughs) Doug: Ohhh -- I know of about four savages who should be on indefinite suspension without pay. Lucky stiffs don't even get slapped on the wrist! Anyhoo, no rehab yet as we go to Tony. Unlucky Louie is so unlucky, he spent a week in BLANK.Tony: Ho ho ho... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: And be on the naughty list in the process. Stay out in the snow and everything. Hunter? Hunter: I don't know how, but somehow he just had a REALLY bad go at it... (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: Heathens, I tells ya. Heathens! (scattered laughter) Sam, end this round for us please. Sam: The guy is so unlucky that somehow he wandered into the (card) Bad Place With Fire And Stuff That Begins With H and spent a week there. (buzz)Sam: Don't ask me how he got back to tell the tale. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Fair to say Sam and Hunter matched each other. Doug: But it's also fair to say we've got a pitchers' duel after one inning. (more laughter from crowd) Come back for Round 2 -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 22, 2024 17:51:14 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 22, 2024 18:04:59 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Hello there. We've been waiting for you. (scattered laughter from crowd; Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Okay, score's tied at nil to naught. Since Matt went first in Round 1, Bryan, you'll start Round 2 by picking A or B.
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Post by Bryan on Jul 22, 2024 18:12:14 GMT -5
A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 23, 2024 7:29:10 GMT -5
Going with A -- and since we've got a scoreless tie, all the stars play both questions in this round. (scans card) Oh, we got any fans of "The Office?" (scattered cheers) You'll like this. Michael Scott said, "I think I've figured out why my team here at the office has been acting strange today. Someone put BLANK in the coffee." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 23, 2024 7:33:31 GMT -5
Grammar check on that question (chuckling)
Shouldn't it read "I think I figured out WHY my team..."?
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Post by GSLurker on Jul 23, 2024 7:37:41 GMT -5
Also, shouldn't it also be "I think I've figured out WHY..." blah blah blah.  |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 23, 2024 16:22:07 GMT -5
We'll fix it in post.
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 23, 2024 17:36:26 GMT -5
See that? I'm not back 10 minutes and I'm already causing trouble! (laughing)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 24, 2024 21:16:34 GMT -5
Okay, everyone's ready. Bryan, here comes the question for you. Michael Scott said, "I think I've figured out why my team here at the office has been acting strange today. Someone put BLANK in the coffee." |
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Post by Bryan on Jul 25, 2024 1:21:50 GMT -5
Poison
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 25, 2024 4:44:08 GMT -5
And yet another dig at the NBC Commissary!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 26, 2024 7:29:55 GMT -5
(scattered groans and laughs) Doug: Poison, you say. Ohhhh kay. Must be a dirty HR trick. (scattered laughter from crowd) In any event, let's check for poison -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: Those who've seen Michael make this mixed drink would know. He could have sworn he tasted... (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Ah, funny. Bill, what say ye? Bill: Most of us who have been in the working world know you have to put up with some bull... (buzz) (scattered cheers from crowd) Doug: Red Bull gives the team *wings*. (scattered laughter from crowd) Over to Tyrone now. Tyrone: Speaking for only myself, I'd put a (card) LAXATIVE in that coffee. (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Giving the team extended restroom breaks. (scattered laughter from crowd) No poison yet as we visit Tony. Michael Scott said, "I think I've figured out why my team here at the office has been acting strange today. Someone put BLANK in the coffee."Tony: This answer is sponsored by Snoop Dogg... (buzz) (audience cheers)Tony: Fo' shizzle, bruh! Doug: Because it's 4:20 somewhere. Hunter? Hunter: Well... I hope that Mr. Scott gave his employees some tests... (buzz) (audience cheers)Doug: Again -- 4:20 somewhere. And Sam, please wrap this half of the round up for us. Sam: Someone was really REALLY wanting to take the edge off at Dunder Mifflin. (buzz) (audience cheers)Sam: Although I imagine the donuts in the break room would be gone in five seconds. (audience laughs) Doug: Noooo kidding. Doug: Bryan, some would argue you that you were in the neighborhood with the bottom row -- but general answers never match specifics. So, 'fraid you have to stay on nil. Break for Matt. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 26, 2024 7:35:37 GMT -5
And once again, all the stars, please put marker to card with this. Dumb Derwood is SO dumb...
HOW DUMB IS HE?!?!
...when he ordered a trial of BritBox, he was expecting BLANK to arrive in a big box. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by gameshowfan1995 on Jul 26, 2024 8:40:29 GMT -5
*inserts card*
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Post by samthebravesfan on Jul 28, 2024 10:24:18 GMT -5
*el inserto*
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 28, 2024 14:37:15 GMT -5
And our half dozen's set. Matt, let's see if you can get on the scoreboard with this. Dumb Derwood is SO dumb, when he ordered a trial of BritBox, he was expecting BLANK to arrive in a big box. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jul 28, 2024 20:00:53 GMT -5
Fish and Chips
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