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Post by thunderwheeler501 on Oct 14, 2023 11:25:59 GMT -5
I'm a part-time worker from Fort Frances, Ontario, Canada. I'm currently focused on doing bingo cards and documents.
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Post by Bryan on Oct 14, 2023 11:32:06 GMT -5
Sounds like a lot of fun!
Let's reintroduce our returning champion Nels Snesrud with $1,200!
(applause)
Nels you ready to win some more money?
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Post by nelson21 on Oct 14, 2023 13:05:06 GMT -5
Yes I am
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Post by Bryan on Oct 14, 2023 13:18:14 GMT -5
Well good luck to both of you as we explain our game! The object is to match as many of our stars as you possibly can! Each match in round one is worth $100, the player with the most money after three rounds wins the game and heads to our big money Super Match which could pay off over $100,000! (huge applause) Mike as the challenger, you have the first option! You want A or B?
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Post by thunderwheeler501 on Oct 14, 2023 13:40:45 GMT -5
I'll take A.
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Post by Bryan on Oct 14, 2023 13:50:48 GMT -5
A it is! Here we go! QUENTIN TARANTINO IS THE NEW EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF LAW & ORDER. IT'S GOING TO BE CALLED LAW & ____________. (laughter)
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Post by Bryan on Oct 14, 2023 15:24:17 GMT -5
George and Matt are in!
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Post by Bryan on Oct 14, 2023 16:27:48 GMT -5
Bill, what is your pet peeve?
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Post by Bryan on Oct 15, 2023 7:09:50 GMT -5
I guess he doesn't have one! In any case, everyone's ready! Mike here is your question! QUENTIN TARANTINO IS THE NEW EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF LAW & ORDER. IT IS GOING TO BE CALLED LAW & ____________.
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 15, 2023 7:25:41 GMT -5
I have a long list of pet peeves actually (chuckling) but this is only a half hour program.
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Post by Bryan on Oct 15, 2023 8:38:46 GMT -5
(laughter)
You might be doing us a favor there!
(laughter)
Okay Mike, what is your answer?
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Post by thunderwheeler501 on Oct 15, 2023 9:10:19 GMT -5
I’m gonna say “Law & Violence”.
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Post by Bryan on Oct 15, 2023 10:52:40 GMT -5
Law & Violence, seems obvious! Let's find out! Kevin we're looking for Law & Violence! Kevin: If he can make it into a title, so can I. Law &... [CENSORED] Watch your mouth young man! (BUZZ) (huge laughter and applause) We almost put Shederick in time out for that! (laughter) George, what do you say? George: Action. [ACTION] (BUZZ) Shederick what is your response? Shederick: Does he look a like oooooo! Pulp Fiction [PULP FICTION] Pulp Fiction! (BUZZ) (huge applause) That seems to be the definitive answer! I will repeat the question to the bottom row: QUENTIN TARANTINO IS THE NEW EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF LAW & ORDER. IT'S GOING TO BE CALLED LAW & ________. Matt what do you say? Matt: Pulp Fiction [PULP FICTION] (BUZZ) Two Pulp Fictions so far, Bill what is your response? Bill: Pulp Fiction [PULP FICTION] (BUZZ) Three Pulp Fictions, last chance for Law & Violence Michael! Michael: Law and *flips card* [PULP FICTION] (BUZZ) Pulp Fiction would've put you on the board! Nels you have question B and here it is! (laughter)
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Post by Bryan on Oct 16, 2023 5:54:47 GMT -5
Okay everyone is set! Nels again here's your question! GORDON RAMSAY HAS JOINED THE NEW SPORT CALLED MAJOR LEAGUE SCREAMING. HIS FIRST OPPONENT WAS __________.
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Post by nelson21 on Oct 16, 2023 8:52:18 GMT -5
His wife I don’t know
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Post by Bryan on Oct 16, 2023 17:47:09 GMT -5
His wife! (huge laughter) I think his wife would actually win that contest, but you never know! Kevin what do you say? Kevin: Someone who's got more nightlife in him: [JON TAFFER] From Bar Rescue! (BUZZ) (laughter) I've never actually seen the show, but I've heard about his personality! George what do you say? George: Jason from Friday the 13th. [JASON] (BUZZ) (laughter) Not sure I've heard Jason scream! But in any case, Shederick? Shederick: The burnt man himself Freddy Krueger [FREDDY KRUEGER] (BUZZ) (huge laughter) Now that's a screaming match worth waiting for! Let me repeat the question! GORDON RAMSAY HAS JOINED THE NEW SPORT CALLED MAJOR LEAGUE SCREAMING. HIS FIRST OPPONENT WAS ___________. Matt what do you say? Matt: Amy's Baking Company [AMY'S BAKING COMPANY] (BUZZ) From Kitchen Nightmares! Bill? Bill: Janet Leigh during the shower scene from Psycho. (BUZZ) (huge laughter) This gets better and better! Michael last chance for wife! Michael: Since we're in the month of October, I went with the actress from the Halloween movies... *flips card* [JAMIE LEE CURTIS] (BUZZ) (huge laughter and applause) Those were actually some good answers, but as you see we have no score! We'll be back with round two where each match will be worth $200 when we return for more Match Game! Don't go anywhere! (applause)
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Post by Bryan on Oct 17, 2023 6:13:33 GMT -5
(applause) Welcome back to Match Game where we have a scoreless tie after round one! This time we are going to round two! Nels you get the option this time, you want A or B?
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Post by nelson21 on Oct 17, 2023 9:00:33 GMT -5
A please
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Post by Bryan on Oct 17, 2023 17:53:29 GMT -5
A it is! DUMB DONALD IS SO DUMB, (HOW DUMB WAS HE) INSTEAD OF USING GOLF CLUBS TO HIT GOLF BALLS, HE USED A __________. (laughter)
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Post by Bryan on Oct 18, 2023 5:56:48 GMT -5
Everyone is ready! Okay Nels, again here is your question! DUMB DONALD IS SO DUMB, INSTEAD OF USING GOLF CLUBS TO HIT GOLF BALLS, HE USED A __________.
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Post by nelson21 on Oct 18, 2023 9:17:23 GMT -5
Baseball bat
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Post by Bryan on Oct 18, 2023 19:15:59 GMT -5
A baseball bat! (huge applause) My thoughts exactly! Kevin, what is your response? Kevin: Wondering how he can even do this... [GOLF TEE] (BUZZ) (laughter) Boy he'd have to really bend over to do that! George, what do you say? George: Baseball Bat. [BASEBALL BAT] There we go! (ding) (applause) You're on the board! Shederick, do you have a baseball bat? Shederick: [BASEBALL BAT] Another baseball bat! (ding) (applause) Up to 400 now, once again here's the question! DUMB DONALD IS SO DUMB, INSTEAD OF USING GOLF CLUBS TO HIT GOLF BALLS, HE USED A ___________. Matt how do you fill that in? Matt: Baseball Bat [BASEBALL BAT] Three in a row! (ding) (huge applause) $600 now! Bill can you make it four in a row? Bill: Tennis Racket [TENNIS RACKET) (BUZZ) (huge laughter) Yeah I don't think he'd get far with a tennis racket! Michael can you squeeze out one more baseball bat? Michael: Donald was just trying to channel his inner Happy Gilmore, nothing wrong with that... *flips card* [HOCKEY STICK] (BUZZ) (huge laughter and applause) That would've worked too! Score right now is 600-0 in favor of Nels, Mike you get question B! Here it is! AMANDA SAID, "MY HUSBAND THINKS HE'S SO SMART BECAUSE HE GRADUATED FROM GEORGIA TECH. HE THINKS YELLOWJACKETS CAN PRODUCE ________". (huge laughter) To give a little information, the yellow jacket is Georgia Tech's mascot.
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Post by Bryan on Oct 19, 2023 6:14:31 GMT -5
Everyone is ready! Mike here is your question! AMANDA SAID, "MY HUSBAND THINKS HE'S SO SMART BECAUSE HE GRADUATED FROM GEORGIA TECH. HE THINKS YELLOWJACKETS CAN PRODUCE ________".
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Post by Bryan on Oct 19, 2023 17:52:11 GMT -5
(Bump for Mike)
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Post by thunderwheeler501 on Oct 20, 2023 9:32:10 GMT -5
Probably not gonna get me any matches, but I'll say footballs.
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Post by Bryan on Oct 20, 2023 10:48:55 GMT -5
Footballs! (BOO!) From the sound of the audience, you're probably right! (laughter) But this is Match Game, anything can happen! Kevin, what do you say? Kevin: Not sure if it's what those kinds of yellow jackets do, but they are famous for making... [HONEY] Honey! (BUZZ) (huge applause) Now that seems to be the definitive answer! George what do you say? George: Honey. [HONEY] (BUZZ) Two honeys! Shederick do you have a football? Shederick: Honey [HONEY] Three honeys! (BUZZ) I'll repeat the question to the bottom row! AMANDA SAID, "MY HUSBAND THINKS HE'S SO SMART BECAUSE HE GRADUATED FROM GEORGIA TECH. HE THINKS YELLOWJACKETS CAN PRODUCE ________". Matt, what is your response? Matt: Windbreakers [WINDBREAKERS] WINDBREAKERS!!! (BUZZ) (BOO!) Now that is definitely a rotten answer! Bill what do you say? Bill: honey [HONEY] (BUZZ) Looks like it's honey all the way Mike! Michael? Michael: [HONEY] (BUZZ) Five honeys and no matches! The score is 600-0 Nels after two rounds! Round three coming up, each match will be worth $300! It's still anyone's game when we come back! (applause)
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Post by Bryan on Oct 20, 2023 21:41:02 GMT -5
(Applause) Back for more Match Game! Our champ leads 600-0 and each match in this round is worth $300! Mike you’re behind and you get the option! You want A or B?
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Post by thunderwheeler501 on Oct 21, 2023 10:45:25 GMT -5
A again please.
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Post by Bryan on Oct 21, 2023 16:00:49 GMT -5
Alright, you must match at least two celebrities to stay in the game! Here we go! WEIRD WILLIE IS SO WEIRD, (HOW WEIRD WAS HE), IN ORDER TO RECHARGE HIMSELF, HE TRIED TO STICK BATTERIES IN HIS ________. (huge laughter)
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Post by Bryan on Oct 22, 2023 6:19:53 GMT -5
All we need is Michael!
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