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Post by bighornbattle on Sept 11, 2023 16:44:45 GMT -5
Well, I am from Spartanburg, SC. I enjoy playing mahjong for over 10 years, sing, and watch game shows. When I am not doing those 3, I enjoy listening to news opening music (Which Counterpoint is my favorite.), listen to 80s music, and enjoy doing word seeks.
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Post by Bryan on Sept 11, 2023 16:57:24 GMT -5
We're happy to have you here!
Let's welcome back Jack Thompson who's won in two days, $2,800!
(huge applause)
Jack are you recharged after the last show?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2023 17:10:01 GMT -5
I am, but I'm still kicking myself for not listening to the stars on that last Super Match. I'm hoping to do better this time around.
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Post by Bryan on Sept 11, 2023 18:12:37 GMT -5
This will be your chance to improve on that! The object is to match as many stars as you can! Each match in round one is worth $100 and their player with the most money after three rounds wins the game and goes on to our big money Super Match which could pay off over $100,000! (huge applause) George you're the challenger so you get the option in round one!  You want A or B? |
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Post by bighornbattle on Sept 11, 2023 18:32:00 GMT -5
A please.
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Post by Bryan on Sept 11, 2023 18:59:03 GMT -5
A it is! Here we go! Chuck Norris has learned to play Minecraft. On Minecraft, he's building a ____________.  (laughter) |
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Post by Bryan on Sept 12, 2023 9:49:31 GMT -5
Everyone’s ready! Okay George here’s the question!  Chuck Norris has learned to play Minecraft. On Minecraft, he’s building a ___________ . |
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Post by bighornbattle on Sept 12, 2023 13:13:43 GMT -5
Gym.
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Post by Bryan on Sept 12, 2023 19:12:45 GMT -5
A gym! (laughter and applause) That makes sense, he works out still in his 70's! Kevin we're looking for a gym! Kevin: I figured he'd pay tribute to one of his students. That's the kind of guy he is. [SHRINE TO BOB BARKER]  (BUZZ)  (huge applause) Indeed! If I were that creative, I'd build one too! Chuck actually trained Bob in karate during his hey day! Immanuel what do you say? Immanuel: Shouldn't he try to cut down trees with his bare hands? [Dojo studio]  Judges..... (BUZZ)  (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) They say they are two different things, they cannot accept it! Moving on to Nels! Nels: Since he had bob barker as a student my answer is a game show studio  (BUZZ)  (laughter and huge applause) Those are actually good answers! Now I will repeat it to the bottom row here!  Matt is your response? Matt: Shrine to Bob Barker  (BUZZ)  (huge applause) That appears to be the definitive answer! Bill what's your take on this? Bill: A gold mine.  (BUZZ)  They sometimes do that on Minecraft! Shederick, last chance for a gym? Shederick: Game show studio  (BUZZ)  (huge applause) That works too, unfortunately no matches there! Hopefully you'll have better luck in round two! Jack here's your question! Snoop Dog now owns Toys R Us. It'll be renamed ________ R Us.  (huge laughter) |
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Post by Bryan on Sept 13, 2023 5:51:04 GMT -5
That didn't take long! Jack, again here's your question! Snoop Dogg has bought Toys R Us. It'll be renamed ________ R Us |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2023 8:17:09 GMT -5
Joints R Us
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Post by Bryan on Sept 13, 2023 17:03:31 GMT -5
That's the definitive answer! (huge applause) Kevin Kolsen, we are looking for Joints R Us! Kevin: Gotta get those tax breaks somehow… [BONGS]  Ooooh this is a tough one..... (BUZZ) They said no!  (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) Audience: BOO!!!! What's the difference? Judge: A bong is a pipe and a joint is a cigarette! Two totally different things, that makes sense! Immanuel, do you have a joint? Not that I want one! (huge laughter) Immanuel: Doggs  (BUZZ)  (huge laughter) Yeah notice the spelling there? Does he raise dogs, I think he does! In any case, Nels how about you? Nels: Bongs  (BUZZ)  Something tells me that is more definitive! Here is the question once again: Snoop Dogg now owns Toys R Us! It'll be renamed _________ R Us.  Matt what did you say? Matt: Bongs  (BUZZ)  Jack, I don't like where this is going! Bill? Bill: Bongs  (BUZZ)  Shederick I have a feeling I know what you're going to say! Shederick: Bongs  (BUZZ)  Very unfortunate! Well no score in round one, but when we return for round two, each match will be worth $200 when we return for more Match Game! Don't go anywhere! (applause) |
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Post by Bryan on Sept 14, 2023 17:39:33 GMT -5
(applause) Welcome to round two of Match Game where each match is now worth $200! No one scored in the first round, so let's hope this'll turn it around!  George went first and it's tied, so Jack this time you get the option! You want A or B? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2023 17:50:40 GMT -5
I'll try A please.
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Post by Bryan on Sept 14, 2023 18:14:37 GMT -5
A it is! Dumb Donald is so dumb (how dumb was he), instead of using golf clubs to hit golf balls, he uses a __________.  (laughter) |
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Post by Bryan on Sept 15, 2023 11:05:22 GMT -5
Okay Jack, everyone's ready! Dumb Donald is so dumb, instead of using golf clubs to hit golf balls, he uses a __________.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2023 11:16:25 GMT -5
Well, I've gotta go with the Happy Gilmore response, he uses a hockey stick!
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Post by Bryan on Sept 15, 2023 12:36:54 GMT -5
A hockey stick! (laughter) I think we all still have Bob on our minds, which is okay! Kevin we are looking for a hockey stick! Kevin: He gets his sports confused.... [BASEBALL BAT]  A baseball bat! (BUZZ)  (huge laughter and applause) That seems definitive! Immanuel what do you say? Immanuel: I heard he was so dumb, he thought a golf club was a hangout spot. [FOOT]  His foot! (BUZZ)  (huge laughter) If he's playing putt putt we hope! Nels do you have a hockey stick? Nels: Batter up [BASEBALL BAT]  (BUZZ)  Two baseball bats and a foot so far! I'll repeat the question to the bottom row! Dumb Donald is so dumb, instead of using golf clubs to his golf balls, he uses a ____________. Matt, what do you say? Matt: [FOOT]  Two feet now! (BUZZ)  Bill? Bill: Tennis racket  A tennis racket! (BUZZ)  Shederick, last chance for a hockey stick! Shederick: Baseball bat [BASEBALL BAT]  Three baseball bats! (BUZZ)  Nothing doing there once again! George, here is your question! Mike said: "My wife is using the strangest shampoo to wash her hair since coming back from Florida. Her hair smells like __________. (laughter) |
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Post by Bryan on Sept 15, 2023 14:11:23 GMT -5
 Bill and Shederick are in! |
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Post by Bryan on Sept 16, 2023 7:33:17 GMT -5
Everyone is set! George again, here's your question! Mike said: "My wife is using the strangest shampoo to wash here hair since coming back from Florida. Her hair smells like __________."  |
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Post by bighornbattle on Sept 16, 2023 7:54:35 GMT -5
Oranges.
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Post by Bryan on Sept 16, 2023 14:23:48 GMT -5
He says oranges! They do grow oranges in Florida! Let's see if anyone said oranges! Kevin? Kevin: That's what she gets for swimming with them... [CROCODILE DOO]  (BUZZ)  (huge laughter) Now that would be strange! Immanuel I'll take an orange over a joint any day! (laughter) Immanuel: I really hope they lay eggs: [CROCODILE EGGS]  Crocodile eggs! (BUZZ)  (laughter) That would be strange too! Nels, how about it? Nels: Crocodile poop that really smells.  (BUZZ)  (laughter) That also seems definitive! Once again, I will repeat to the bottom row! Matt what do you say? Matt: Crocodile eggs  (BUZZ)  That seems definitive too! Bill? Bill: [FLAMINGO DOO]  (BUZZ) Now the flamingos are joining in! Shederick, last chance for oranges! Shederick: The drizzling poo poo [POO POO]  (BUZZ)  Well nothing doing there and yet we have no score! We hope things turn around in our $300 game when we return for more Match Game! (applause) |
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Post by Bryan on Sept 16, 2023 15:56:47 GMT -5
(applause) Welcome back to a scoreless Match Game, where we had some great answers but no one matches! Let's turn that around in round three, each match worth $300!  George you get the option this time, you want A or B? |
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Post by bighornbattle on Sept 16, 2023 16:00:26 GMT -5
B please.
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Post by Bryan on Sept 16, 2023 16:25:26 GMT -5
B it is! Here we go!  The farmer said to the ranch hand, "How many times do I have to tell you, don't _______ the cows while they're being milked?" (huge laughter) |
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Post by Bryan on Sept 17, 2023 7:14:55 GMT -5
We're all set! George here's your question!  |
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Post by bighornbattle on Sept 17, 2023 7:36:44 GMT -5
feed.
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Post by Bryan on Sept 17, 2023 8:17:58 GMT -5
Feed! (boo) That is the first rotten answer of the day I'm afraid, but you never know! Kevin, he says don't feed them! Kevin: Not sure if this is a cardinal sin, but this could go wrong in more ways than one.... [TICKLE]  Tickle! (BUZZ)  (laughter) That might can irritate them! Immanuel what do you say? Immanuel: Talking to the cows can make them intimidated: [TALK TO]  (BUZZ)  (laughter) Can that happen? Too bad Mythbusters is cancelled to find that out! Nels we're looking for feed! Nels: I'm gonna say caress and or fondle.  (BUZZ) That seems to be definitive! (huge applause)  Once again, I will repeat the question! Matt, how do you respond to that? George is looking for feed! Matt: Talk to [TALK TO]  (BUZZ)  Another definitive one! Bill what do you say? Bill: Don't "UDDER" (utter) a word while milking the moo cow.  (BUZZ)  Must mean talk to! Shederick, last chance for feed! Shederick: Fondle [FONDLE]  (BUZZ) (laughter)  Two fondles and three talks, we are going nowhere! Jack all you need is one to break the scoreless tie, here is your question! You only need one to win!  (laughter) |
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Post by Bryan on Sept 18, 2023 19:06:22 GMT -5
 Still need Matt's answer! |
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Post by Bryan on Sept 18, 2023 19:35:02 GMT -5
Everyone is set! Jack make this count!  |
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