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Post by Bryan on Aug 3, 2023 21:20:36 GMT -5
 Now all we need is Chris! |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 4, 2023 7:32:12 GMT -5
 Okay everyone is ready! Nels here is your question!  |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 4, 2023 21:59:03 GMT -5
(Bump for Nels)
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Post by nelson21 on Aug 5, 2023 14:27:34 GMT -5
Fish hooks
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Post by Bryan on Aug 5, 2023 15:27:57 GMT -5
Fish hooks! (laughter) Jacks are funny cards, no kidding there! Let's start with Bill, do you carry fish hooks? Bill: Stacey's two Jacks were in Hearts and Spades, and she likes her man clean shaven, so she discarded those 2 Jacks because they were... MOUSTACHED (BUZZ)  (laughter) Jacks can be deceiving! Immanuel any fish hooks? Immanuel: Well, sadly I don’t know how to play poker, so… [NAMED “JACK”] Sorry, Mr. Thompson  (BUZZ)  No fish hooks yet! Kevin how about you? Kevin: I could go a lot of ways with this route, but to keep it clean she thought the Jacks reminded her of her ex-boyfriend: [WORTHLESS]  (BUZZ)  taking a screen shot(laughter) Unless you have four jacks or a royal flush, they can be! Bottom tier, here's the question again!  George any fish hooks? George: I say they were beat.  (BUZZ)  No fish hooks yet! Shederick? (WHOOPS)  (BUZZ)  (huge laughter) If you want to see the uncensored version, wait until it premieres on YouTube! (laughter) Chris, last chance for fish hooks!  (BUZZ)  screen capture toolSadly no fish hooks for you, but you will get another opportunity in round two! Jack here is your question:  screenshot pc(laughter) Jack think about your answer while our loonies ponder theirs! |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 5, 2023 18:19:58 GMT -5
 Top tier is ready, just waiting on the bottom tier! |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 6, 2023 7:14:40 GMT -5
 Everyone is set! Jack, here's the question!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2023 9:33:13 GMT -5
I'm gonna go with the first thing that popped into my mind and that was Geriatric Man!
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Post by Bryan on Aug 6, 2023 12:37:30 GMT -5
Geriatric Man, okay! (applause) Audience seems to like it! Bill let's start with you, do you have Geriatric Man? Bill: As he is getting up in years, and the hands become more arthritic, and since he couldn't go all Milli Vanilli on the ivories, he invested in some help so now it will be called:  PLAYER Piano Man.....since Player pianos play themselves. (BUZZ)  Could explain why he is ending his residency at Madison Square Garden! His hands have looked swelled in recent years! Immanuel, we're looking for Geriatric Man! Immanuel: [OLD MAN]  Judges...... (ding) They say geriatric is Latin for old man, we will accept that! $100 for Jack! (applause)  Kevin, you're up next! We're looking for geriatric or old man! Kevin: Didn’t he sing "Why Should I Worry?" Yes he did, for the movie Oliver & Company! He even acted in that movie! Kevin: At his age, he should. Because now he’s singing "Pian-old Man"! [PIAN-OLD]  (laughter) (ding)  (applause)  That's $200 for Jack! I will repeat the question: upload a photoGeorge, what do you say to that? George: Old Man  (ding) Three in a row, that's $300!  (huge applause)  Shederick, can you make it four in a row? Shederick: Old Man  (ding)  Yes indeed, that's $400! (huge applause)  Can you sweep the bottom row here? Let's ask Chris Wolvie! Chris: I know the first round are doozies but wow. I...I scrambled for an answer and just put down... PEE-IN-BED Man.  (BUZZ)  (huge laughter) Yeah Chris, I'm sure he would appreciate that! At the end of round one, it's Jack in the lead 400-0! We'll be back with round two each match will be worth $200 when we return for more Match Game! Don't go anywhere! (applause) |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 6, 2023 15:51:35 GMT -5
(applause) Welcome back to Match Game! Jack did exceptionally well in round one, matching four celebrities! He has $400 while Nels has yet to score! In round two, each match is now worth $200, and since Nels is trailing he has the option! Nels, do you want A or B?  |
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Post by nelson21 on Aug 6, 2023 17:25:36 GMT -5
I'll try a
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Post by Bryan on Aug 6, 2023 17:43:28 GMT -5
A it is!  Mighty Mike is SO mighty.... (HOW MIGHTY WAS HE) He is so mighty, he could lift the Incredible Hulk just by using his ____________. (huge laughter) |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 6, 2023 19:54:56 GMT -5
 Bill, George and Shederick are in! |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 7, 2023 15:28:37 GMT -5
Everyone is set!  Nels, here's the question!  |
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Post by nelson21 on Aug 7, 2023 19:07:51 GMT -5
Finger
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Post by Bryan on Aug 8, 2023 21:34:22 GMT -5
Finger, that's not bad! (applause) Bill McDee, we're looking for a finger! Bill: He was so strong he could pick up the Hulk with his teeth.  (BUZZ)  (laughter) Teeth can do strange things! Immanuel we need some fingers... Immanuel: [HANDS]  Judges..... (ding)  Yeah, they'll give it to you! (applause)  Nels is on the board, Kevin do you have hands or fingers? Kevin: All the strength of one man in one... [FINGER]  (ding) We're all tied up!  (applause) Bottom row, here is the question:  George, what is your answer? George:  (BUZZ)  Can't accept that answer! We are looking for fingers or hands Shederick? Shederick:  Pinky, that's a match! (ding)  (applause)  You've taken the lead! Chris, last chance for a finger... Chris: Well, since it's the Hulk, I had to say: GREEN THUMBS  (ding)  That's four giving you $800! (huge applause)  Nels now leads by 400, Jack here comes question B for you! DUMB DONALD IS SO DUMB.... (HOW DUMB WAS HE) WHILE WATCHING AN ALABAMA FOOTBALL GAME, WHEN HE HEARD THE WORDS "ROLL TIDE", HE TRIED TO ROLL _______.  image sharing(huge laughter) |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 9, 2023 6:17:34 GMT -5
 All we need is Shederick! |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 9, 2023 16:02:43 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2023 17:09:44 GMT -5
Well, since Tide is laundry detergent, I'll say he tried to roll his washing machine.
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Post by Bryan on Aug 9, 2023 18:13:42 GMT -5
That's the definitive answer! (huge applause) Now back around the early 80's, there were two fans who used Tide laundry boxes as signs and it caught on for awhile there! I'm not sure if they still do that or not! Bill, we're looking for some Tide detergent! Bill: A bottle of Tide laundry detergent.  (ding)  That's one! (huge applause)  Immanuel any Tide detergent? Immanuel: See, I don’t even know what roll tide is, so I’d have probably done the same thing: [LAUNDRY DETEREGENT]  (ding)  That's two in a row, we're tied now! (huge applause)  Kevin, do we have three detergents in a row? Kevin: He wanted some product placement. He rolled Tide laundry detergent! [LAUNDRY DETERGENT]  (ding)  You've swept the top row! (huge applause)  Bottom row, here's the question!  George can you keep it going with detergent? George: WAVE  (BUZZ)  (BOO) You don't seem to watch college football do you George? Shederick can you start a new streak here? Shederick: He tried to roll tide pods  (ding) (huge applause)  Up to $1,200, Chris can you finish it off with detergent? Chris: Definitive answer here: A DETERGENT BOTTLE  (ding)  Five out of six! (huge applause)  What a round that was! Jack leads Nels 1,400-800, and each match in round three will be worth $300 when we come back! It's getting good, don't go anywhere! (huge applause) |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 10, 2023 5:49:38 GMT -5
(applause) Round three coming up, Nels trails by 600 and each match in this round is worth $300!  Once again, since Nels is trailing he gets the option! You want A or B? |
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Post by nelson21 on Aug 10, 2023 11:40:18 GMT -5
A this time
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Post by Bryan on Aug 10, 2023 16:17:43 GMT -5
He wants A, he has A! You must match two celebrities to stay in the game! Here is the question!  free picture hosting |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 10, 2023 18:51:15 GMT -5
 Still waiting on Immanuel, Kevin and Shederick! |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 11, 2023 6:59:46 GMT -5
 Still waiting on Immnauel! |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 11, 2023 10:25:20 GMT -5
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Post by nelson21 on Aug 11, 2023 18:58:42 GMT -5
Disney
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Post by Bryan on Aug 12, 2023 16:23:01 GMT -5
Sounds like a good answer to me! (huge applause) Okay as mentioned before, you must match as least two stars to stay in the game! Bill, do you have Disney? Bill: Well I think we know which beverage brand the sponsor probably WON'T be... However another beverage brand that would make sense, as they have a lightning bolt for their logo... GATORADE  (BUZZ)  I'm sure any sponsor would work in NASCAR, well almost! Immanuel, we're looking for Disney! Immanuel: Let’s see…lightning…energy… [THE ENERGIZER BUNNY]  (BUZZ)  (laughter) And some that are quite strange at times! Kevin, last chance for Disney on the top row! Kevin: He is speed. The legal kind, of course! Well, if we wants fast, maybe energy drinks are his thing. This especially considering he is a Rockstar! [ROCKSTAR]  (BUZZ) No help from the top tier! You must two from the bottom row to stay in the game! George what do you say? George: 5 HOUR ENERGY  (BUZZ)  Okay, you must match Shederick or Jack wins the game! Shederick, do you have Disney as your sponsor? Shederick: Disney  (ding)  (huge applause)  Chris, it's all up to you! Chris: Uh... DISNEY(?)  (ding)  YOU DID IT!  (huge applause) Nels has tied it up at 1,400 apiece! This means Jack only needs one to win! Jack here is your question!  (huge laughter) |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 13, 2023 15:33:21 GMT -5
 Waiting on George's answer! |
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Post by Bryan on Aug 13, 2023 16:23:35 GMT -5
 Everyone is ready! Jack here is the question!  |
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