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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 24, 2023 8:36:39 GMT -5
David Barkow returns with $15,500 in cash. I need a new challenger.
On a side note, this will be the last episode with the current car game rules.
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Post by bighornbattle on Jun 24, 2023 8:46:12 GMT -5
Can I please try again?
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 24, 2023 8:54:48 GMT -5
You sure can! Here we go...
Jim Thornton: Our models will make you go head over heels, But you could go home with a new set of wheels on...
And now, here is the host of Card Sharks, Kevin Kolsen!
Me: Hi, gang! Welcome back! Another installment of Card Sharks is in the making. We just crowned a new champion, he's won himself a lot of money. We'll meet him and his challenger in about ten seconds. First, let's say hi to our models Charlene and Terri. They're making their way to the board to deal from the two decks. Camera guy, pan over to the contestant area where we'll meet today's Card Sharks!
*David and George run to their podiums*
David Barkow is here with us. He has a one-day total of $15,500.
Thought we'd give away another car, but it eluded you. How would it feel to win one, though?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 24, 2023 9:19:52 GMT -5
It would feel pretty good.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 24, 2023 10:10:30 GMT -5
I’m sure it would. Only two people will have a shot at that car. It’ll be you or George Cluster. George, let’s hear from you.
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Post by bighornbattle on Jun 24, 2023 10:19:16 GMT -5
Well, I am from Spartanburg, SC. I enjoy doing word seeks, listening to 80s music, and playing mahjong. When I ain't doing those 3. I enjoy singing, listening to news themes (Which Counterpoint is my favorite.), and watch game shows such as Card Sharks.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 24, 2023 14:04:37 GMT -5
Hope you enjoy playing Card Sharks as much as you enjoy watching. Speaking of which, let's play! DAVID
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S]You two will try get from one side of the board to the other, calling higher or lower than the one card preceding it. Win two out of three rounds, and you go to the Money Cards. To call your cards, you need to win a high-low question. They are designed to judge your ability to analyze human nature. David, the first one is yours. We surveyed 100 people: "Should the federal government be required to balance its budget?"
David, how many people said yes? |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 24, 2023 14:49:46 GMT -5
79
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Post by bighornbattle on Jun 24, 2023 14:51:34 GMT -5
Lower.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 24, 2023 23:16:07 GMT -5
79 out of 100 think the federal government should be required to balance its budget. [79][__][__] *ding* George jumps right in with lower.
[79][__][LO] *ding* Actual number of people who told us that the federal government should be required to balance its budget is...
[79][86][LO] *dingdingding* 86 of them! Not lower, it was even higher! That must mean the other 14 hold some kind of public office. No other explanation. DAVID
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] David, you get to call the shots first. You have... DAVID
[Q ♦][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] ...a Queen!
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 25, 2023 4:01:13 GMT -5
Lower
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 25, 2023 8:53:19 GMT -5
Lower than the Queen?
DAVID
[Q ♦][9 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S]
*ding*
It's a nine. |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 25, 2023 11:02:35 GMT -5
Freeze
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 25, 2023 18:28:47 GMT -5
Gonna freeze... —————|DAVID
[Q ♦][9 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] David protects his position. Second question is going to be a special polling group question. David and George, look towards the audience where ten members will stand up. All ten of these members are new mothers, having had their first child within the past twelve months. We asked them a question; here it is...
"Did you have your baby at home?"
George, of these ten women, how many had their first child at home?
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Post by bighornbattle on Jun 25, 2023 19:23:39 GMT -5
I say 7.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 25, 2023 19:25:11 GMT -5
Seven out of ten women have had their firstborn at home.
[__][__][ 7] *ding* Higher or lower, David? |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 26, 2023 17:28:30 GMT -5
Lower
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 27, 2023 11:32:49 GMT -5
Lower says David. Actual number of new mothers who had their baby at home is... Two of them. David, you were right to go lower. Show of hands, who answered yes to this question? *two mothers raise their hands* I'll speak to the one who did in the foreground. How did this happen? Mother: It was a water birth, all natural. Me: If you had a second child, would you do it the same way? Mother: I haven't decided yet, but I did go to the hospital anyway. Me: All right, then. Thank you all for participating. We may see you in Round 2. —————|DAVID
[Q ♦][9 ♣][C*S][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] Let's get back to this game. David, you froze on a nine.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 27, 2023 13:12:02 GMT -5
Change it.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 28, 2023 11:27:16 GMT -5
Can do. The nine is now...
—————|DAVID
[Q ♦][6 ♦][C*S][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] A six. Little better. |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 28, 2023 16:41:18 GMT -5
Higher.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 28, 2023 18:33:35 GMT -5
Higher than the six?
—————|DAVID
[Q ♦][6 ♦][2 ♣][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] It is not. *buzzer*
Sorry, David. We only put that one card into the depository.
—————|DAVID
[Q ♦][6 ♦][___][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] George, you finally get to see your base card. —————|DAVID
[Q ♦][6 ♦][___][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[Q ♥][C*S][C*S][C*S][C*S] A Queen! |
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Post by bighornbattle on Jun 28, 2023 18:43:47 GMT -5
Lower.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 28, 2023 21:07:00 GMT -5
Lower than the Queen... —————|DAVID
[Q ♦][6 ♦][___][C*S][C*S]
GEORGE
[Q ♥][10♠][C*S][C*S][C*S] *ding*
A ten.
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 29, 2023 4:17:17 GMT -5
Freeze
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Post by bighornbattle on Jun 29, 2023 6:05:23 GMT -5
I am going to freeze.
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 29, 2023 7:22:24 GMT -5
You will freeze... —————|DAVID
[Q ♦][6 ♦][___][C*S][C*S]
—————|GEORGE
[Q ♥][10♠][C*S][C*S][C*S]
Evenly matched with David at the moment. That may change after this next high-low question. We asked 100 single men...
"Have you ever dated a woman older than your mother?"
How many single men said yes, David?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jun 29, 2023 10:53:29 GMT -5
15
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Post by koopakid17 on Jun 29, 2023 11:34:54 GMT -5
15 single men have dated a woman older than their mothers. [15][__][__] *ding* George? |
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Post by bighornbattle on Jun 29, 2023 13:03:15 GMT -5
Higher.
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