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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 24, 2023 15:23:45 GMT -5
Starfire, two questions.
Are you playing for charity -- and do you have a sibling named Wildfire?
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 24, 2023 15:33:28 GMT -5
(as Groucho) Or vice versa?
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Post by bighornbattle on Jun 24, 2023 16:38:41 GMT -5
Starfire: No I am not playing for the Charity. I don't have a sibling named Wildfire.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 24, 2023 17:46:02 GMT -5
Well, there went my Michael Martin Murphey joke. (a few laugh in crowd) Some of you *remember* Michael Martin Murphey, I'm impressed! Bill, Starfire, good luck as you try to match as many... ...of these occupational therapists as you possibly can. (scattered laughter among crew) Each match pays $100, a perfect score awards an extra $400 -- and winning the game pays another $500. Winner here goes to Hollywood Squares to play against our champion. The victor there becomes the number one champ and joins *this* Spurs fan -- see what I did there? -- in the Super Match for a possible *one* hundred thousand dollars. (audience cheers) (Doug pushes button on toaster) Bill, you're going to start us off by selecting Question A or Question B. Please select. |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 24, 2023 17:51:21 GMT -5
I will go with B for Bill.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jun 25, 2023 8:05:29 GMT -5
B for Bill and we're off and running. New game, so, obviously, all the stars play this one. (scans card) Gee whiz, are we paying our writers by the word now? (scattered laughter from crew) I have a TV Guide listing. Thursday night, NBC, "Law & Order". The newly sworn-in Judge Jake is *SO* strict...
HOW STRICT IS HE?!?!?
...the defendant in The People vs. Unlucky Louie faces 99 years in the slammer for BLANK. (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jun 25, 2023 17:23:14 GMT -5
And we're waiting for Lainey's PM response... |
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 26, 2023 4:09:15 GMT -5
(Please see the post I put in the vacation thread. Thank you.)
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Post by billmcdee on Jun 27, 2023 5:34:21 GMT -5
I am back.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 3, 2023 17:43:49 GMT -5
You're not the only one who's back.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 10, 2023 22:04:11 GMT -5
Now that Doug is back... We'll give Lainey 24 hours to PM her response. |
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Post by babytims on Jul 11, 2023 0:48:11 GMT -5
Now that Doug is back... We'll give Lainey 24 hours to PM her response. Lainey hasn't been online for a month |
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 13, 2023 15:55:19 GMT -5
I'm afraid it's time we find a substitute for the vacationing Lainey.
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 15, 2023 19:04:42 GMT -5
Good news... While Lainey Murphy is on hiatus, I have found a fill-in for the vacated center square-- Meet JACK THOMPSON! (cheers and applause)Hello, Jack... |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2023 19:11:08 GMT -5
(I run up the back stairs of the set and sit in my chair)
Hello there! Nice to be here!
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 15, 2023 20:35:28 GMT -5
Thanks, Jack. Please PM tmann3x and dougmorrisontheair your answer to this question. I have a TV Guide listing. Thursday night, NBC, "Law & Order". The newly sworn-in Judge Jake is *SO* strict...
HOW STRICT IS HE?!?!?
...the defendant in The People vs. Unlucky Louie faces 99 years in the slammer for BLANK. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 15, 2023 22:00:17 GMT -5
Okay, finally we're all set. Bill, thanks for your patience. We now call for your answer to this wordy question. I have a TV Guide listing. Thursday night, NBC, "Law & Order". The newly sworn-in Judge Jake is *SO* strict, the defendant in The People vs. Unlucky Louie faces 99 years in the slammer for BLANK. |
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 16, 2023 7:09:46 GMT -5
Well since Judge Jake's name start's with J, I'm going to say J(ay)-Walking.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 16, 2023 20:02:13 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Doug: Great answer. Any infraction that wouldn't be punishable by even *one minute* in jail is fair game here. Kevin, we'll start with you. Kevin: The judge just wanted Louie’s permanent record because he once turned in… (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Woah. That's strict alright. Jack, thanks for joining us. What say ye? Jack: (card) Jaywalking. (ding; audience applause) Doug: Hey now! Bill's on the board with $100 courtesy of the newcomer. Bryan, do you make it $200? Bryan: He so unlucky he got thrown in the brig for…. (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: A near century for sneezing -- but not jaywalking as we go to Tony. I have a TV Guide listing. Thursday night, NBC, "Law & Order". The newly sworn-in Judge Jake is *SO* strict -- HOW STRICT IS HE?!?!? -- the defendant in The People vs. Unlucky Louie faces 99 years in the slammer for BLANK.Tony: I hope Sharon Osbourne isn't watching us. (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Here I am plugging an NBC show -- and Tony's plugging a show on another network. Nels? Nels: He was so unlucky he made him watch (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Again -- wrong network. Immanuel, do you have another jaywalking to end this half of the road? Immanuel: (card) (buzz) (audience laughs)Doug: Splittin' -- but not walkin'. Doug: Well, Bill, $100 for your charity. Starfire, standby for your question.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 16, 2023 20:15:28 GMT -5
Doug: Well, Bill, $100 for your charity. Starfire, standby for your question. Doug: And once again, all six stars get to play this question. (scans card) Well, it's also entertainment-related. But it's less wordy. We'll clarify we wrote these before the actors' strike started. So, with that, here's Starfire's question... Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "I've got a bad feeling about this proposed 'Friends' reboot. There's word producers have already cast BLANK as the ugly naked guy." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 17, 2023 23:23:09 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Nels... |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 18, 2023 7:13:57 GMT -5
Nels is in -- as is everyone else. Starfire, we'll call for your answer after I repeat the question. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "I've got a bad feeling about this proposed 'Friends' reboot. There's word producers have already cast BLANK as the ugly naked guy." |
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Post by bighornbattle on Jul 18, 2023 19:37:48 GMT -5
Starfire: Ross.
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Post by babytims on Jul 19, 2023 1:39:10 GMT -5
Puts a new meaning on “Dress for Less” doesn’t it? Oh wait, wrong Ross
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 19, 2023 4:17:27 GMT -5
(Walking over to Immanuel and giving him a "High Five" for that clever retort)
O/\o
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 20, 2023 7:27:44 GMT -5
(audience groans)Doug: Not -- sure if you understood the question. See -- it's a reboot. So they're looking to recast. Though if you're implying Ross let himself go after the original series finale. (scattered laughter from crowd) Anyway, let's check answers -- starting with Kevin. Kevin: I would, too, if the ugly naked guy was being played by... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Who was married to Jennifer Aniston, one of the original stars of the show. To Jack now. Jack: Yeah, I have a real bad feeling about this reboot because even the hair won't look good with this guy... (card) Donald Trump. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Leave it to him to try to make sitcoms great again. Bryan? Bryan: They had to go legendary... (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Gives new meaning to that classic "I'm rubber, your glue" line. (more laughter) Over to Tony. Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "I've got a bad feeling about this proposed 'Friends' reboot. There's word producers have already cast BLANK as the ugly naked guy."Doug: And Starfire said Ross. Tony: Remember the series "NYPD Blue"? That show was a major hoot. Doug: Of course. Tony: And what's worse for the producers... they couldn't cast Howard Stern or adult film star Ron Jeremy. Instead, they have found a real star. (card) (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Sipowicz! That's a logical answer. Nels? Nels: (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: More orange -- and Immanuel, please wrap this up. Immanuel: They dug through the Match Game catalog for this one... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Ugly *Edna* as the ugly naked *guy*. In the 2020s, anything's possible. Doug: Bill leads $100 to nil. We'll be back for Round 2 -- when you come back. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by billmcdee on Jul 20, 2023 7:35:50 GMT -5
I am relieved that none of you put down MY name for that last question!  |
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Post by tmann3x on Jul 20, 2023 13:45:45 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jul 20, 2023 18:34:09 GMT -5
(audience cheers) And we're back. Let's start Round 2, shall we? (pushes button on toaster) Bill, you're leading. You're picking. Question A or Question B?
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Post by babytims on Jul 20, 2023 19:07:27 GMT -5
And as we used to say in my high school theater, “Thank you, back!” |
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