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Post by babytims on Jan 8, 2022 16:09:03 GMT -5
A cashier versus a bowler, we'll see who wins this one. Good luck fellas, let thee games begin! *cheers as I press the button*  Matt, you're the champ, so you take first dibs of the questions. A or B? |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jan 8, 2022 16:28:46 GMT -5
B
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Post by babytims on Jan 8, 2022 16:58:19 GMT -5
B it is and we're off and running. Each match is worth $250 in this opening drive. Stars, please write your responses to this...  Kelly Jarrett said, "It's not easy being married to NASCAR driver Dale Jarrett. Every night he brings _______ with him to bed."*laughter*
(think music) |
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Post by babytims on Jan 8, 2022 16:58:31 GMT -5
(Stars check your inbox)
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Post by babytims on Jan 8, 2022 23:39:48 GMT -5
*think music ends* Ok Matt, the stars are ready! |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jan 9, 2022 0:47:58 GMT -5
Tires
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Post by babytims on Jan 9, 2022 2:25:15 GMT -5
Ah I get it! He's TIRED so he brings his TIRES with him to bed *audience groans, scattered laughter*. Kevin, we start with you! Kevin: He has it in case the contact is too close:  *buzz* Of course, it can be used as a pillow. I bet that answer just jumped right out at you Kev. *audience groans* Sorry. *scattered laughs* Mr. Law. Bryan: (card)  *buzz, groans* I can see that NASCAR does deal with fires sometimes, but I dunno about that answer. Mr. Hodkins, whaddaya say? Sam: Protection is key!  *laughter* Wonder what kind of protection he might bring with him to bed *audience oohs and laughs* Now now, settle down children. Otherwise our CBS affiliates will give us questions and trust me, it won't have puns like these. *laughter* Anyway, Mr. Herman, acclaimed comic in his time and talented actor! *cheers* What's your answer?  *buzz* Man you and Bryan sure do love fire suits. Mr. McDee!  Bill: Very helpful if he experiences a flat. *buzz, laughter* I agree with Bill on that one. Mr. Chambers, wrap us up.  *buzz* No match from Chris there. That's round 1 for ya Matt, nothing on that one. Nels, this one's for you. Stars, are you ready?   The football coach said, "I don't mind when the team dumps Gatorade on my head when we win. But I hate it when we lose, because they dump _______ on me."
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Post by babytims on Jan 9, 2022 2:25:40 GMT -5
(Nels stew on an answer while the celebs write a response)
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Post by babytims on Jan 10, 2022 11:17:11 GMT -5
(I'll give an extra 24 hours for Sam and Chris, as I forgot to bump)
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Post by babytims on Jan 11, 2022 11:35:13 GMT -5
*buzz* Time’s up for Sam. That’s strike 1. Nels, you’ll have to do without him:
The football coach said, "I don't mind when the team dumps Gatorade on my head when we win. But I hate it when we lose, because they dump _______ on me."
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Post by nelson17 on Jan 11, 2022 13:52:23 GMT -5
Poop
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Post by babytims on Jan 11, 2022 23:20:54 GMT -5
(Sam PMed his answer just minutes after Nels, but at this point I cannot accept it) *mixed reactions* A crappy situation eh? Well, not the worst answer, but I had something ELSE in mind. Kevin, we're back to you. Kevin: They wanted actual gator water so why not:  *buzz, laughter and groans* I can assure you Kev, they're groaning at the disgust of the answer, not the answer itself, if that makes sense. Moving right along, Mr. Law? Bryan: (card)  *buzz, laughter* Ah yes, would be pretty unfortunate to get dumped with beer. Mr. Herman, whatcha say?  *buzz, groans* Dunno 'bout that one Mr. Herman, we were really looking for more unpleasant liquids. Nice recreation of the logo though! *laughter* Mr. McDee?  *buzz* Some more sour milk. Chris?  *buzz* Some more sour milk. Now I know what y'all got for Christmas.  Scoreless tie at the end of the first round. We'll take a break and continue after these words! *theme*
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Post by babytims on Jan 12, 2022 22:49:59 GMT -5
Welcome back folks, we've been waitin' for ya! Time for round 2... We do have a scoreless tie amongst our players, but we'll raise the stakes. Each match now pays $500, a perfect score awards a $2,000 bonus! Up to $5,000 can be won now, and I'll ask Nels to pick A or B. |
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Post by nelson17 on Jan 12, 2022 23:17:47 GMT -5
A
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Post by babytims on Jan 12, 2022 23:39:16 GMT -5
A it is. Good luck Nels, stars are you ready?  A gardening question.  Sandra said "I never should have married a gardener. Every night he brings his _______ to bed.*laughter, think cue* |
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Post by babytims on Jan 14, 2022 11:30:28 GMT -5
Bump for hodders
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Post by babytims on Jan 14, 2022 12:28:58 GMT -5
*think music ends*
Ok, Nels they’re ready. I need a response…
Sandra said "I never should have married a gardener. Every night he brings his _______ to bed.
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Post by nelson17 on Jan 14, 2022 12:37:50 GMT -5
Watering can
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Post by babytims on Jan 15, 2022 15:54:40 GMT -5
*mixed groans and applause* Again, I see where you were going, but there's a very funny answer here. Let's see if the stars came up with it. Kevin? Kevin: Of course, that gardener didn't mean Sandra when he took his hoe to bed!  *buzz, laughter, cheers* Now THAT's the definitive answer. Mr. Law?  *buzz, applause* There it is again, Sam do I hear three? Sam: No sniggering in the back now.  *buzz, laughter* Thanks for spelling it wrong for the censors *laughter*. STILL no match as we head to Pee Wee.  *BUZZ* I think we get the definitive answer now. Mr. McDee? Bill: His (coughing nervously)  *buzz, laughter* Wonder what hedges he was trimming *audience reacts*. Yeah...this show isn't making it. *laughter* Chris round us out.  *buzz* No match there either. We'll take a commercial break for just a moment, we'll be back! |
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Post by babytims on Jan 15, 2022 19:04:07 GMT -5
This question's for Matt. Good luck Matt.  Stars, please write your responses and Matt, stew over an answer.  Willy Wonka said, "I think I need to shut my chocolate factory down. Just last week, I tried to get into my office and there was a group of _______ protesting in front of it."*laughter, think cue* |
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Post by babytims on Jan 17, 2022 1:21:27 GMT -5
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Post by babytims on Jan 17, 2022 12:32:31 GMT -5
Sam is just about done...and they're ready! Matt, time to get on the board. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Jan 17, 2022 13:21:54 GMT -5
Oompa Loompas
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Post by babytims on Jan 17, 2022 18:24:28 GMT -5
*cheers* That's a great answer Matt! Let's get on the board. Remember, each match is $500, a perfect score is an extra $2,000 *small cheers* Kevin? Kevin: Who else is gonna make the candy?  *ding, cheers* There it is! $500 for Matt right there!  Already on the board, it looks good for the champ. Mr. Law?  *ding, applause* Another 5 Benjamins.  Sam? Sam: They're unionised nowadays..  *ding applause*  $1,500 for the champ. Pee wee Herman?  *ding, applause*  2 more for a perfect bonus! Bill?  *ding, cheers*  $2,500 for the champ, Chris, give us some good news....  *dings, loud cheers*  $5,000 Matt! Nice going Matt! Nels, it's your time to shine.  The score stands $5,000 to nuthin', Nels, you need this to stay alive, otherwise Matt will win. Please pick a question. |
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Post by nelson17 on Jan 17, 2022 22:16:15 GMT -5
B
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Post by babytims on Jan 17, 2022 22:47:59 GMT -5
All stars play, Nels good luck to you.   The Sheik said "Having 100 wives is teriffic but having one _______ isn't |
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Post by babytims on Jan 19, 2022 0:11:41 GMT -5
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Post by babytims on Jan 20, 2022 9:55:44 GMT -5
(Forgot to update this)
Nels, they’re ready. Let’s get some dough.
The Sheik said "Having 100 wives is teriffic but having one _______ isn't
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Post by nelson17 on Jan 20, 2022 10:14:29 GMT -5
Pregnant
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Post by babytims on Jan 20, 2022 23:10:45 GMT -5
*will update tomorrow, am a bit busy*
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