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Post by babytims on Oct 24, 2021 14:54:02 GMT -5
Oh trust me Kourtney, we'll definitely get weird today, we'll also try and have lots of fun. But there is something we must do first, and that's meet our contestants of course! Give it up for Matt Ringgenberg and Nels Snesrud! *applause* Matt, we'll start with you. Tell the world about yourself if you don't mind! |
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 24, 2021 15:00:48 GMT -5
I am a supermarket clerk from Council Bluffs, IA.
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Post by babytims on Oct 24, 2021 15:13:13 GMT -5
A supermarket clerk! That's an important job to have, especially during these times, so I thank you for that. Anything else you want to say about yourself?
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 24, 2021 16:31:36 GMT -5
I am an avid solver of word seeks.
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Post by babytims on Oct 24, 2021 16:47:48 GMT -5
Well, sadly we have no word puzzles, but this game does involve words. Good luck to you today and let's meet your opponent. Mr. Nels Snesrud. Tell us a little about yourself Nels!
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Post by nelson17 on Oct 24, 2021 17:31:32 GMT -5
I’m a cashier at target in my spare time I like to bowl
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Post by babytims on Oct 24, 2021 17:58:40 GMT -5
Well hopefully today you'll try and bowl yourselves into a lot of dough! Let's do that right now! The object of the game is to match...  As many of tonight's stars as possible. Each match you make will net you $250, but if you match ALL 6 STARS, you win an extra $500 cash, so in this first round alone, you can bank $2,000 cash! CHEERS
I calculated this, but the most a player can win in the front game is $10,000! The player in the lead after round 2 plays for over $25,000 in the big money super match! CHEERSBut it all starts here.  Good luck to you both, Matt pick a question: A or B. |
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 24, 2021 18:03:55 GMT -5
A
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Post by babytims on Oct 24, 2021 18:10:17 GMT -5
 A it is! Let's have some fun here people, here we go!  Mark said "It's really hard living in the Matrix. I take the subway to work, and every day, I have to dodge _______."
*think music* *laughter* |
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Post by Bryan on Oct 24, 2021 18:14:33 GMT -5
(Do I PM you my response?)
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Post by babytims on Oct 24, 2021 18:15:06 GMT -5
(Yes, I just sent all celebs the info)
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Post by billmcdee on Oct 24, 2021 19:04:13 GMT -5
Sent
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Post by babytims on Oct 24, 2021 19:46:36 GMT -5
Ok, Matt, they're just about done, I need a response: |
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 24, 2021 21:58:45 GMT -5
Neo?
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Post by babytims on Oct 24, 2021 22:36:43 GMT -5
*scattered groans* I see why you went with that one. But that's not the direction I was thinking per say. Let's talk to the panel. Kevin, whatcha got? Kevin: This is how he gets on board; he has to dodge...  (buzz) (cheers)That's a great answer Kev. No match though as we head to Bill. Bill: (card)  (buzz) (cheers)Great wordplay Bill! That's a great answer. Mr. Lane, traffic, train, or something else? Tony: Choo-choo  (buzz) (applause) There it is again. Let's head downstairs to Bryan Law. Bryan: During a matrix fight, I always have to dodge the...  There's another one. 3 trains, Shed do I hear 4? Shedrick: Everyday I gotta dodge...  (buzz) Another good answer. But no match as we go over to Kourtney for the finish. Kourtney: (card)  (buzz) And a train. See I haven't seen The Matrix in some years, so I'll take you guy's word for it on this one, whether the answers are good or not.  Nels, this question goes to you. Stars are you ready? Dumb Dora is SOOOOOO dumb! Audience: How dumb is she!  Dumb Dora is so dumb, she thought mistletoe was for kissing your _______.*think music* *laughter and applause*
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Post by babytims on Oct 25, 2021 7:47:09 GMT -5
*think music ends*
Ok, Nels. Time to get on the board now
Dumb Dora is so dumb, she thought mistletoe was for kissing your _______.
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Post by nelson17 on Oct 25, 2021 12:45:57 GMT -5
Plant
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Post by babytims on Oct 26, 2021 23:03:28 GMT -5
*audience groans* Kissing your plant? Well, they say the round 1 questions can be tough, but let's talk to the panel. Kevin, we shall begin with you... Kevin: They double as Doc Martens if you stitch them tightly enough:  (buzz) (applause) That's a great answer! But sadly, that's not a match. Mr McDee?  (buzz) (applause) Same thing there. Still not a match. Tony? Tony: This episode is sponsored by Tinactin... BOOM!  (buzz) (laughter) Good one Tony. Let's go back downstairs to Bryan Law. (card)  (buzz) Feet again. Mr. Witherspoon.  (buzz). And finally, Kourtney Wilson...  (buzz). 6 feet from the panel. We can make a person from that (get it, a 6 foot person, oh nevermind).  We have a scoreless tie at the end of round 1. Will that change? Or will we go to a tiebreaker? Find out the answer after this! *cheers**theme* |
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Post by babytims on Oct 27, 2021 11:30:43 GMT -5
Welcome back to Match Game. We have a scoreless tie amongst our players, but hopefully that’ll change this round. Matt starts round 2…  Matt, 2 new questions, which one will it be? |
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 27, 2021 12:23:44 GMT -5
B
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Post by babytims on Oct 27, 2021 20:00:28 GMT -5
 B it is. Every star plays this one, best of luck Matt.  Sam said, "You know you've had too much to drink at the party when you _______ on your host's lap."*laughter* *think music* |
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Post by babytims on Oct 27, 2021 22:38:47 GMT -5
*think music ends* Matt, to get the ball rolling, I need a good answer here.
Sam said, "You know you've had too much to drink at the party when you _______ on your host's lap."
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 27, 2021 22:54:14 GMT -5
Pass Out
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Post by babytims on Oct 28, 2021 23:46:49 GMT -5
*applause* Let's get him some dough stars. Mr. Kolsen... Kevin: All that booze has to go somewhere:  *buzz* That is true, it does have to go somewhere. However, most of it goes to the stomach. (That was a terrible joke, I'm sorry). Mr. McDee?  Bill: And/or toss out your cookies. *laughter and applause* Trust me, you shouldn't throw out someone's cookies. I know from experience *laughter*. I kid, I kid. Tony? Tony: A perfect answer approved by John O'Hurley...  Hurl. Closer to throw up than anything. Bryan?  *buzz* *laughter* I like that answer. Though it's sadly no match. Shed?  Puke again. That's becoming the definitive answer. Kourtney round us out...  Sleeping... DING CHEERSWe'll accept it!  Finally, some money here! Matt scoops up $250, Nels now needs to get on the board with this question...  Tiny Tom Thumb is so short...Audience: (chanting) HOW SHORT IS HE?!
He needs a _______ to get into his shoes.*laughter* *think cue*
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Post by babytims on Oct 29, 2021 13:20:59 GMT -5
Nels, the stars are ready, it’s on you now. I need an answer…
Tiny Tom Thumb is so short. He needs a _______ to get into his shoes.
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Post by nelson17 on Oct 29, 2021 13:23:42 GMT -5
Elevator
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Post by babytims on Oct 30, 2021 1:13:06 GMT -5
*applause* Not a bad answer. Let's see if that's what the panel came up with. Kevin? Kevin: He can put up his Christmas decorations over his shoes in a few days with one:  *buzz* *laughter and applause* That might just be the definitive answer. Bill? Bill: (card)  *buzz* *scattered laughter* Ladder again. No match there. Tony, whatcha got? Tony: Do I have something in my teeth?  *laughter, buzz* That reminds me I need a dentist appointment. Thanks for the reminder. Down to Bryan. Bryan: Yeah, you stumped me on this one.  *buzz* I can see that, using it as a slide probably. Next up is Mr. Witherspoon.  Another ladder. Kourtney, do you have a ladder? Kourtney: Here's the definitive answer:  A lift! As in shoe lifts! *buzz* *cheers* Well, the audience seems to be with you on that one Kourtney, but the judges aren't, as it doesn't match Nels' answer. The score stands at $250 to nothing as we head to round 3...  Matt has the lead with $250, Nels has nothing. All matches this round are worth $500, with $2,000 being awarded if a player matches all 6 celebrities. Matt, question A or B? |
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 30, 2021 7:56:07 GMT -5
B
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Post by babytims on Oct 30, 2021 12:22:37 GMT -5
Question B. Here we go, everyone plays. Good luck Matt.  It's a dumb Donald one.  Dumb Donald is really dumb. Audience: HOW DUMB IS HE?
He bought a Volkswagen Rabbit and filled the tank with _______.*laughter* *think cue* |
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Post by babytims on Nov 1, 2021 18:39:16 GMT -5
(Tony, I need a response from you)
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