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Post by billmcdee on May 10, 2021 12:23:15 GMT -5
Nitrous oxide
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Post by Bryan on May 10, 2021 13:07:24 GMT -5
That's it! (huge applause) Let's see if you can start a streak here..... Four! Go for four.... Designer handbags for your wife! (huge applause) (ding) Third question! 1 2 3 In each round of boxing, how many minutes is each round last? Nels: 62 Bill: 33 Random.org: 98 Nels!
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Post by nelson17 on May 10, 2021 13:09:40 GMT -5
3
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Post by Bryan on May 10, 2021 14:02:13 GMT -5
Yes! (huge applause) I will tell you this much! One will bank that trip to San Antonio while five could help you clinch the championship! Here we go..... what is the best exercise to reduce breast sizeNow you roll a four..... Another $1,000! (huge applause) (ding) $4,500 all in cash! Two away from the title! Next question! Airplane Car Boat Oars are used to propel what? Nels: 67 Bill: 16 Random.org: 33 Bill!
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Post by billmcdee on May 10, 2021 14:57:28 GMT -5
A boat.
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Post by Bryan on May 10, 2021 23:04:53 GMT -5
Of course it's a boat! (huge applause) Two for San Antonio..... Whoa ho ho!!! (huge applause) Move him up two! San Antone!!! (huge applause) (ding) There is now over $10,000 in cash and prizes between the two of you! (huge applause) (ding ding ding ding ding ding ding) We all know what that means! You are both one roll away from winning this match! This will be the final question! Good luck to both of you! Seal Seat Seas Which of these words comes first in alphabetical order? Nels: 27 Bill: 32 Random.org: 56 Bill for control!
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Post by billmcdee on May 11, 2021 5:39:47 GMT -5
Seal
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Post by Bryan on May 11, 2021 17:09:02 GMT -5
That's the word! (huge applause) If you roll a five, you remain the champ and head to San Antonio! Can we get a five? Audience: 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! A one..... Little bit of cash, $500! (applause) (ding) down home grill menuNow a little bit of cash and those Designer Handbags too, plus that trip! Nels, a two will do it for you! Root for a two! Audience: 2! 2! 2! 2! 2! tuesday restaurant specials wilmington ncA four..... Two! Back two more..... $1,000 again! (huge applause) Loaded with cash! (ding) $5,500! Now Bill needs a four to win! Audience: 4! 4! 4! 4! 4! Oh now you roll a five! (laughter) Four, back one...... FREE ROLL! (huge applause) Bill can you roll a one?
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Post by billmcdee on May 11, 2021 17:23:17 GMT -5
Absolutely!
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Post by nelson17 on May 11, 2021 17:36:12 GMT -5
I’m worried
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Post by Bryan on May 11, 2021 18:56:45 GMT -5
You should be or it's bye bye $5,500! Let cheer for a one! Audience: 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! A three... (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) Back two......... $1,000!!! (huge applause) (ding) Now Bill is starting to build up some cash, but it could be too late! Nels needs a two again! Can you do it! Audience: 2! 2! 2! 2! 2! One! (mixed reaction) Now you have Free Roll! (laughter and huge applause) images uploadA one again? Audience: 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! But first more money, $500 more..... (ding) $6,000! Now let's get a one! Audience: 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! A two..... Back one..... Free Roll again! Holy cow! (huge laughter and applause) I wonder how Pierre would handle this! (laughter) I'm sure he's up there somewhere laughing his head off! (huge laughter) Again for a one! Audience: 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! (huge laughter) (I facepalm myself) We know the result, just don't bother! (laughter) Roll it!!! (huge laughter) image uploading(ding) Even Bill is laughing here! (laughter) You find this amusing don't you? (laughter) How zany this has been...... (laughter) Not one word! Again! (I hand Nels the die) picture hostAt least it's not a two..... One, back three..... $750! (huge applause) (ding) Bill all I'm gonna say is: Even in this case, if you roll a two, I'm gonna scream! (laughter) Are you ready to get this wild goose chase over with?
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Post by nelson17 on May 11, 2021 20:52:22 GMT -5
This has been one crazy game
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Post by billmcdee on May 12, 2021 6:10:29 GMT -5
Ready, willing and able!
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Post by Bryan on May 12, 2021 17:57:42 GMT -5
Are we able to get a two! Audience: 2! 2! 2! 2! 2! Go for three..... Two, back one..... FREE ROLL!!! (huge applause) One for the win! Audience: 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! YOU'VE DONE IT!!!! (huge applause) Man oh man oh man! Unfricking believable! Just when I thought Nels was gonna clinch it, Bill manages to fire back! What an extremely crazy game, before we tell Bill what he has won, Nels I am dumbfounded! I always expected someone to lose over $7,000 in the Pot of Gold, but not here! You did win one game and are taking home with you $2,300! (applause) Well Bill, you wanna hear what you've won before we head to Pot of Gold?
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Post by nelson17 on May 12, 2021 19:17:14 GMT -5
I can’t believe it good game
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Post by billmcdee on May 13, 2021 6:09:56 GMT -5
I do indeed.
Nels, sensational match! While I'm happy I won again I am genuinely sorry you weren't able to...wow.
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Post by Bryan on May 13, 2021 18:46:09 GMT -5
I think we all are! Right now let's have Dee tell you what you've won! Dee? Dee: Bill, for your lovely wife, these Designer Handbags! Two sets of Saint Laurent Women's Fuxia Pink Calfskin Leather Classic Duffle 6 Bag! Material: Leather Made in Italy Depth: 7" Length: 12" Strap Drop: 4.5"/17" Height: 7.5" Retail value: $1,815! More importantly, she could take those with her with you to San Antonio! (huge applause) We will fly you round trip coach from Los Angeles to San Antonio, Texas where you will spend four nights at the Menger Hotel! cheap gas station near me nowHistoric 1859 hotel next to Alamo, 1 block from Riverwalk. Originally built in 1859, The Menger Hotel is located in central San Antonio, one block from the famed Riverwalk, the Children's Museum, and the Buckhorn Museum. Nearby points of interest also include the Rivercenter Mall, Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center, and San Antonio Central Library. The hotel's Colonial Room Restaurant serves American regional cuisine for breakfast, lunch, dinner and brunch. The historic Menger Bar, a replica of London's House of Lords Pub, features cherry paneling and booth seating. Room service is also available. Retail value: $3,280! Prizes total $5,095 along with $1,500 cash, total value for the game: $6,595! Including the $3,659 in prizes in game two, you have in one match Lord have mercy: $10,254 in cash and prizes! (huge applause) Bill could double that plus a whole lot where he could win either another Trip, a new Car or our Pot of Gold which at the moment stands at $75,000 and could be more when we return for more of The Mad........ Audience: DASH!!!! We're not done yet, don't you go anywhere! (applause)
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Post by Bryan on May 14, 2021 7:34:48 GMT -5
(huge applause) Welcome back to the newly renamed Maddest Dash in history! (laughter) I know I'm probably repeating myself, but there is no other way to express what we have witnessed on The Mad Dash! Just when you thought we had a new champion, this gentleman right here finds a way to roar back! And with that talent, he has racked up in three days total: $39,976, just short of $40,000! (huge applause) Now although I must remain neutral throughout its entirety, it was very hard for anyone to decide who to win with all that cash and huge prizes at stake, and that is what I believe makes this game so exciting and it's very easy to understand why Canadians loved this show so much! But now back to official business, here is our newly created Pot of Gold bonus round which Canada couldn't give, but we hoped to have make that a reality! You will be playing for one of three prizes, a trip to Cancun, a Chevy Spark Hatchback each with $15,000 in cash or our Pot Of Gold which at the moment is worth..... (ding) $75,000!!! (huge applause) Now I'm sure fans are still asking, how do you know which prize you will win! It's simple: You will roll this die to determine which prize you will start off with on the blue counter! It will rotate from trip, car and Pot of Gold and reset! Whatever prize is lit up and if you hit win, that is what you will end up with! You will roll the die to see which prize you will start with! 1,2 and 3 will start with the Trip, 4 and 5 for the Car and Dollar for the Pot of Gold! Go ahead and roll.... You start off with the Pot Of Gold! (huge applause) Every dollar amount you land on becomes a BUST with the exception of that INSUARANCE marker on the bottom right hand corner! The closer you get to WIN, the more dangerous it becomes! I'm sure you're exhausted from talking during that match and I know you're ready to get it on! Let's do this! (huge applause) Dollar signs are worth $1,000.................... And off the bat, 1,000 bucks! (huge applause) (ding) Next roll.... Go for three..... Another $1,000! (applause) (applause) Doubled your money, $2,000! A two this time..... $750! (applause) (ding) $2,750 so far! Can you roll a four for the INSURANCE marker..... Nope not quite! A one.... $1,000 more! (applause) (ding) $3,750! Can you roll a three for that INSUARANCE marker?
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Post by billmcdee on May 14, 2021 10:22:21 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind doing that, or rolling a 1 three times in a row even!
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Post by Bryan on May 14, 2021 10:50:07 GMT -5
The die has been unpredictable today, let's see what you get.... See what did I tell you, $1,000 more! (ding) $4,750, next roll.... You got the three! (huge applause) (ding) After eluding you for the first two games, you've finally got it! Now watch you not need it! (laughter) The way things have been today, it wouldn't surprise me! But keep going........ A two...... $750! (huge applause) (ding) $5,500! It looks like you are two rolls away and possibly hitting that Pot Of Gold, we'll find out momentarily once we get there! Roll again..... A four this time...... $1,750! (huge applause) (ding) $7,250! The three helped you get that INSURANCE marker and it could help you get a new car if the counter is right! Bill are you ready? (huge applause)
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Post by billmcdee on May 14, 2021 10:54:27 GMT -5
All set to roll a 3!
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Post by Bryan on May 14, 2021 12:04:30 GMT -5
(huge applause) Before you do, is the counter correct! (ding) It is correct! Unless you roll a one or two, you have two bonus prizes sitting in front of you! $15,000 in cash along with that Chevy Spark worth over $18,000, over $33,000 total! Do we have a three? Audience: 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! A five! (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) $750! (applause) (ding) $8,000 and you have three BUSTs in front of you, but you do however have that INSURANCE marker so you do get at least one more roll unless you lose it! But that does not stop us from doubling the remaining amounts! (ding) We add another $5,000 each to Cancun and the Chevy, plus another $25,000 to the Pot of Gold making it a total of............ (ding) $100,000!!!! (huge applause) Now that green marker you see starts a new round so it won't get confused with the yellow light ups! If you want to hang on to that INSURANCE marker, do not roll a 1,3 or 4! Carry on! (huge applause) A two, you're okay....... $1,000 more! (huge applause) (ding) $9,000! One or two you must avoid to keep your INSURANCE marker, but you can earn a second one by rolling a five! Dollar signs are now $2,000 by the way..... keyboard test onlineAs promised! (huge applause) (ding) $11,000 now! Still must avoid a one or two...... Just avoided them, go for three..... $2,500!! (huge applause) (ding) $13,500! Did you ever dream you would ever get this far?
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Post by billmcdee on May 14, 2021 12:25:57 GMT -5
Not at all!
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Post by Bryan on May 14, 2021 13:00:36 GMT -5
We were kinda hoping for something like this! Roll a two, you earn that other INSURANCE marker! Four will take it away! You got it! (huge applause) (ding) That green light shows you now have two INSURANCE markers, just don't roll another two at the moment.... $2,000 more! (ding) $15,500! A one............. $1,000! (huge applause) (ding) $16,500! One and five are bad, but you have two INSURANCE markers..... A two, you are cutting it close...... $2,000 more! (huge applause) (ding) $18,500 and you are closing in on $20,000! Avoid that three.................. free picture uploadAnother two........ (applause) $3,000 more! (huge applause) (ding) $21,500! Are you ready for Car 2.0 Bill if that counter is correct? (laughter)
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Post by billmcdee on May 14, 2021 14:00:26 GMT -5
I am indeed!
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Post by Bryan on May 14, 2021 14:54:39 GMT -5
You need a four! Audience: 4! 4! 4! 4! 4! Another five! (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) Another $1,000! (applause) (ding) $22,500 and you have started a new round, but let's slow down for a moment! First let's raise the remaining money amounts! (ding) Again we add $5,000 more to the trip and the Car, including raising the Pot of Gold to.... (ding) $125,000! (huge applause) Now as you look, you are definitely going to lose an INSURANCE marker, so there is no avoiding it! So go ahead! Dollar signs are now $3,000..... Oh now you roll a four! (mixed laughter) (pathfinder buzzer) (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) All that's positive in front of you is another $4,500 plus regaining an INSURANCE marker..... (huge laughter) (I double face palm myself) (ding) You are back to two! Only a four will keep you in this a little longer! (huge applause) (I walk away in disbelief) $5,000 more! (huge applause) (ding) $27,500! You're now at the point you cannot go any further than the WIN space, no matter how many markers you have! But let me ask you this, what's going through your head at the moment? What were you and Nels plotting here, because I sure as hell didn't expect this! (huge laughter)
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Post by billmcdee on May 14, 2021 14:56:48 GMT -5
I myself am confused, I'm not even sure where I am at on the board at this point!
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Post by Bryan on May 14, 2021 15:11:27 GMT -5
Well we did not expect this, and we will fix this in the near future I promise you! Where you hit that $5,000 last is where you are at, meaning you can now roll a five to win the Pot of Gold! Now if I'm looking at the board right with two INSURANCE markers, the odds are extremely against you at this point! (ding) Oh now you place a marker, thank you! (laughter and huge applause) Now I will say this! The Pot of Gold is now locked in unless you pass it, which wouldn't surprise me at this point! (laughter) Up to three good rolls will net you $125,000! (huge applause) For $125,000........and a hell of a lot of spare change! (laughter) Can we see a five! Audience: 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! A two......... (Pathfinder buzzer) (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) The odds are shrinking! You have one left, meaning if you shoot over one more time no matter what you roll, you will have no chance of getting back around! So we have to end this now! A three will cash you in, or you can stop mercifully.... (laughter) Bank the $27,500 and stop or say hell with it! What's your decision?
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Post by billmcdee on May 15, 2021 3:42:57 GMT -5
Caution to the wind, I'm going for it today!
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Post by Bryan on May 15, 2021 6:48:31 GMT -5
He's gonna do it! (huge applause) One or two will keep you in this! Three will win it! Audience: 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! my angel poemA one......... $6,000! (huge applause) (ding) poem about a beautiful girl$33,500! You can still walk away if you wish!
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