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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 2, 2021 19:17:12 GMT -5
Baseballs. (audience gives mixed reactions)Now that's not necessarily a bad answer, but definitely not what I would've gone with. But let's see if there's any baseball fans among our panelists, beginning with Kevin. Kevin: You have to roll 'em instead. (buzzer)Me: Good old Skee ball. That was certainly a popular arcade game back in the day. Bill, do you have a baseball up there? Bill: I suppose if you cornered them in an alley, the logical answer would have to be BOWLING balls. The most amazing thing about a bowling alley, no matter how noisy it gets in there, you can still hear a pin drop. (buzzer)(audience laughs, applause)Me: I don't hear any pins, but I do hear the buzzer that indicates no match. Steven, over to you. Steven: Since it's that time of season I said... *shows card* (ding, applause)Me: Batter up! Well we've got one baseball up at the top, now let's see if we get any at the bottom. Tony: Catching Pokemon is a pain in the butt. So much, in fact, it's very painful catch Pokemon by using... *shows card* [BOWLING]...balls. (buzzer)Me: That would certainly be quite painful, yes. Clara, let's go to your response. Clara: You guys don't know about this sport in my homeland Down Under but we used...*shows card* (buzzer)(audience boos)Me: I don't think I've heard of that, and it's apparent that our audience hasn't either. Nels, last chance for a baseball. Nels: *shows card* (buzzer)Me: And we batted one for six on that one. Still very early days, however. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 2, 2021 19:22:00 GMT -5
Okay Lainey, since Kourtney took A, you'll have to take B. Everybody plays, and here's the question. Well I just had my COVID shot, but it was a bit painful. That's because instead of administering the shot into my arm, the doctor put the needle in my (BLANK) (audience laughs; think cue) Lainey, please do not give out your answer until I call on you. |
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 3, 2021 11:34:21 GMT -5
Just waiting on Tony's answer
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 3, 2021 22:15:45 GMT -5
(think cue ends) The stars have finished, and I will repeat the question for Lainey. Well I just had my COVID shot, but it was a bit painful. That's because instead of administering the shot into my arm, the doctor put the needle in my (BLANK)
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Post by lmurphy10 on Apr 4, 2021 1:50:21 GMT -5
The Rear End
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 4, 2021 8:03:35 GMT -5
The rear end. Definitely an odd place for a needle. Kevin, any rears on your desk?
Kevin: I usually don't do a multi-card answer, but I can't resist the opportunity here.
[THAT PART OF YOUR BODY]
[THAT SHARES ITS NAME]
[WITH THAT OF A DONKEY]
[THE SYNONYM FOR WHICH IS]
[BUTT]
(ding)
Me: And there's a match for Lainey. For those at home wondering how that's a match, rear and butt are the same thing, so therefore, it's acceptable. Bill, it's over to you now, sir.
Bill: Into my eye, since that was one of the few body parts still exposed due to mask wearing! Lends a whole new meaning to "Eye of the needle." doesn't it? (buzzer)
Me: I'll say. No match, however, and we go to Steven.
Steven: Judges we need a clarification on this cause I said *shows card* (REAR) (ding)
Me: Not to worry, Steven, we gave the clarification a moment ago. So your answer's good as we move to the bottom tier.
Tony: No ifs, ands, or--[BUTT]...about it. (ding)
Me: There's three out of four. Can we make it four out of five?
Clara: My answer's obvious. *shows card* (BUTT) (ding)
Me: We do indeed make it four out of five. One more and we'll get five out of six.
Nels: Easy since mark is one [butt] (ding)
Me: And there's the five. A very good opening round for you, Lainey. (cue theme) We'll pause for some messages and then we'll get into round two of Match Game right after this. (Fade to commercial)
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 4, 2021 9:27:20 GMT -5
Suddenly I feel like Patti Deutsch.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 5, 2021 7:59:54 GMT -5
(Back to the studio)
All right, we're ready to start Round 2 of Match game. Lainey, you're in the lead at the moment so you get the choice of A or B.
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Post by lmurphy10 on Apr 5, 2021 10:14:17 GMT -5
Let's Try B Again
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 5, 2021 10:48:13 GMT -5
B it is. Bill is the only one on the panel that plays this question and here it is. ALF said "I haven't had any luck with cats lately, so I'm trying a new cuisine. Instead of cats, I'm now eating (BLANK). (audience laughs; think cue)
Lainey, do not give your answer until I call on you
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 5, 2021 11:53:53 GMT -5
(think cue fades out) Bill is in, so I will repeat the question for Lainey. ALF said "I haven't had any luck with cats lately, so I'm trying a new cuisine. Instead of cats, I'm now eating (BLANK)"
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Post by lmurphy10 on Apr 5, 2021 12:17:36 GMT -5
DOGS
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 5, 2021 13:38:04 GMT -5
Dogs. (some audience members boo) I don't think the dog owners in the crowd are too fond of that response, but if Bill said dogs, you get a perfect six bonus. Bill, what was your response?
Bill: ALF figured if he can't beat them, join them. So instead of eating CATS...he ate...Cat FOOD! (buzzer)
Me: Well, that's definitely something different. Well Lainey, no bonus on that one, but you'll get another chance in the next round so don't get discouraged.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 5, 2021 13:41:11 GMT -5
And now, we have an A question for Kourtney. Steven sits this one out but everybody else plays and here's the question. Dumb Dora is so dumb.
Everybody: How dumb is she?
Me: She's so dumb that when she went to a bar to try and pick up a boyfriend, she picked up (BLANK) instead. (audience laughs, think cue)
Kourtney, do not give your answer yet.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 5, 2021 23:45:00 GMT -5
The stars have finished, and here it is again for Kourtney. Dumb Dora is so dumb. She's so dumb that when she went to a bar to try and pick up a boyfriend, she picked up (BLANK) instead.
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Post by pathfinder20 on Apr 6, 2021 4:24:04 GMT -5
Weight?
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 6, 2021 17:05:32 GMT -5
(audience boos) Seems like the crowd definitely disapproves of that answer. Kevin, did she add any weight on her visit to the bar?
Kevin: She avoided a broke guy's dish duty...[SOMEBODY ELSE'S CHECK]
(buzzer)
Me: Always nice for someone else to pay for you. Bill, you're up next.
Bill: The tab. (buzzer)
Me: The tab. A pretty good answer, and frankly, I think I'd have gone with that myself. Tony, what did you write down?
Tony: No comment. (TED DANSON)
(buzzer)
Me: I think Ted Danson may already be married. Clara.
Clara: *shows card* (CARLA FROM CHEERS) (buzzer; audience cheers)
Me: Looks like we have some fans of Cheers in the audience. Nels, last chance for a match here.
Nels: Hooker. (buzzer; audience cheers)
Me: I think that may very well be the best answer of this round. (Main theme) Lainey still leads it 5-1, but we've got one round left and anything can still happen. We'll return in just a moment. (Fade to commercial)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 6, 2021 17:11:25 GMT -5
*fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following--
(Back to the studio) Third and final round of Match Game coming up. Now one thing I forgot to mention at the start of the game is that both players pick up $100 per match. So Lainey has $500 at the moment and Kourtney has one hundred dollars. But if Lainey can match Bill in this round, she'll double her score to $1,000. So Lainey, with that information in mind, would you like to choose A or B for your Round 3 question? |
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Post by lmurphy10 on Apr 6, 2021 17:26:22 GMT -5
Got to stick with B
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 6, 2021 17:36:19 GMT -5
Going with B again. Once again, only Bill plays, and here's the question. My TV started acting really weird last week. In addition to sports, movies and regular programs, it's now playing (BLANK). (audience laughs, think cue)
Lainey, wait until Bill submits before you give your answer.
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Post by billmcdee on Apr 7, 2021 5:33:53 GMT -5
I finally sent it, so sorry for the delay.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 7, 2021 7:59:36 GMT -5
Bill has finished, and I will repeat the question for Lainey. My TV started acting really weird last week. In addition to sports, movies and regular programs, it's now playing (BLANK).
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Post by lmurphy10 on Apr 7, 2021 9:45:55 GMT -5
A Commerical
(audience boos)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 7, 2021 10:32:17 GMT -5
Well, it seems the audience definitely doesn't like that answer. But if it does somehow match Bill, you double your $500 to $1000. Bill, any commercials on your television?
Bill: I really struggled to answer this one. Checkers. (buzzer)
Me: If your TV is tuned to ESPN, then I can see that. They played just about anything these days. Well Lainey, you're out of the running now for the bonus, but your score may very well be enough to get you to Hollywood Squares. So we'll see what happens as we go to Kourtney's question.
(Note: As Tony is away today, we will hold until tomorrow)
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 8, 2021 7:46:40 GMT -5
(All right, we will now continue)
Kourtney, here's the situation. You need to match four to tie, and all five that still remain for your side in order to stay in the game. Once again, Steven sits out this question, but everybody else plays. Audience, do not say anything please as this question is very important and here it is. Did you hear about YouTube's recent April Fool's trick? They tried to make you use (BLANK) in order to sign up for an account. (audience laughs; think cue)
Kourtney, do not give your answer until I call on you.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 8, 2021 18:43:21 GMT -5
All right, everyone has finished. Here is the question one more time, Kourtney. Did you hear about YouTube's recent April Fool's trick? They tried to make you use (BLANK) to sign up for an account
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Post by pathfinder20 on Apr 9, 2021 8:56:17 GMT -5
*scratches head.* I don’t get the punch line at all. So I am going to say Facebook.
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Post by GameShowNetwork on Apr 9, 2021 11:57:43 GMT -5
Kourtney says Facebook. That's not too bad of an answer. Now I will remind you again that you need to match at least four to force a tiebreak and all five in order to win. Kevin, any Facebook for you?
Kevin: While we can still joke about this...[YOUR PASSPORT] (buzzer)
Me: A passport. Another fairly decent answer, but it doesn't match. Bill, we need a Facebook from you in order for Kourtney to stay alive.
Bill: Death Certificate (since that would make no sense!) (buzzer)
Me: You're right, it does make no sense. It also doesn't match. And that means by a score of 5-1, Lainey is our winner! (Win cue, main theme) Come on down here with me, Lainey. Just for the record, let's see the remaining answers. (Tony shows his card, which reads DIVORCE PAPERS. Clara's card reads BIRTH CERTIFICATE and Nels' card reads DEATH CERTIFICATE) Not a single Facebook among them. Kourtney, it's been a pleasure having you here with us. You pick up $100 for the one match you made and we thank you for being on the show. Kourtney Wilson, everyone. (audience applauds) Now as for Lainey, you've got $500 in hand, and when we add in another $500 for winning the game, you have a total of $1,000. That's the least you'll walk away with. But she'll have a chance to add to that in Hollywood Squares. Three more celebrities will join us for that, and we hope you'll stick around as well. We'll continue in just a moment. (Fade to commercial)
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 9, 2021 14:59:48 GMT -5
(MG underscore theme)SHADOE: A member of our studio audience will receive this 15.6" Ideapad Notebook. Powerful processing, great graphics and nimble responsiveness. Preloaded with Windows 10 Home so you get Cortana assistance, too. Furnished by Montgomery Ward.And some of our departing contestants will receive--
The new Clorox Ready Mop. It's the disposable mop that absorbs trapped dirt and grease. Great for kitchen and bath, Ready Mop from Clorox.
Otter Pops Freezer Bars. Made with real fruit juice. Featuring the otter characters that children love. Available in supermarkets and drug stores everywhere. Otter Pops.
From Midwest Tropical, a 3-piece lamp collection including a floor lamp and two pyramid lamps. Classically inspired full-spectrum lighting from Midwest Tropical.
And Os-Cal, proven effective and doctor-recommended for only pennies a day. Os-Cal calcium supplement. Don't take chances. Take Os-Cal. Use as directed.(The New Hollywood Squares 1988 long intro)(long applause)And now... it's time for more of the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour with--From The All New Movin' On Up... STEVE ANDERSON!
NELS SNESRUD!
From The Big ShowDown... JOHN BERGMAN!
The guest host of Match Game... MARK LIOTTA!
From Wheel of Fortune... STEVEN SOLSAK!
From Card Sharks... KEVIN KOLSEN!
From Second Chance... MICHAEL KOONTZ!
CLARA SOLSAK!
And from the center square... BILL McDEE!
They are The New Hollywood Squares!(cheers and applause)And here's your host... TONY LANE!(loud cheers and applause)TONY: Thank you, Shadoe Stevens. Before we start the game, we'll go to a commercial. We'll begin with The Hollywood Squares after this. (more cheers and applause)*fade to commercial* =============================================================================
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Post by tmann3x on Apr 9, 2021 16:48:49 GMT -5
*back to studio* (back from commercial cue 2)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: And now... Tony Lane and The New Hollywood Squares!(more cheers and applause)TONY: Thanks, Shadoe. Welcome back to Turnabout part 2 of the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour. I'm here with Lainey Murphy... the winner of Match Game. So far, she has $1,000. And in just a few, she'll go one on one against our champion. First of all, let's meet our nine panelists. Hello, stars!!!!! |
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