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Post by nathandiniz on Jan 14, 2021 1:10:14 GMT -5
Doug, did you see the message that Bill had posted? We need a substitute celebrity.
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 14, 2021 6:11:09 GMT -5
No we don't.
Please, carry on, and I hope you all are able to accept my apology for my inappropriate reaction.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 14, 2021 7:51:09 GMT -5
As we continue to smooth things out, Nathan, please pick A or B.
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Post by nathandiniz on Jan 14, 2021 10:01:44 GMT -5
I'll pick A then.
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Post by lmurphy10 on Jan 14, 2021 16:14:08 GMT -5
Doug, did you see the message that Bill had posted? We need a substitute celebrity. Can I Replace Bill? |
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 14, 2021 16:16:54 GMT -5
Doug, did you see the message that Bill had posted? We need a substitute celebrity. Can I Replace Bill? I returned. |
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 14, 2021 16:34:18 GMT -5
Welcome back, Bill.
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 14, 2021 17:30:09 GMT -5
Thank you, Tony.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 14, 2021 20:56:19 GMT -5
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 14, 2021 21:55:22 GMT -5
Waiting on Bill's answer... |
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 15, 2021 6:04:29 GMT -5
Submitted.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 15, 2021 19:21:43 GMT -5
Bill's ready -- as is everyone else. Nathan, we'll call for your answer after I repeat the question. Nerdocrumbesia's version of "The Price is Right" is *so* cheap. On yesterday's show, BLANK was the first item up for bids. |
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Post by nathandiniz on Jan 16, 2021 0:54:00 GMT -5
Can of beans (laughing at himself)
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Post by billmcdee on Jan 16, 2021 13:13:21 GMT -5
I remember Price is Right during the mid to late 1970s offered a lot of beans too due to the gas shortage.
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Post by nathandiniz on Jan 16, 2021 15:11:26 GMT -5
***thinks his answer is a good one***
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 16, 2021 21:28:52 GMT -5
(scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Around here, a can of beans would be the starting point on Golden Road. There, it could be a prize. Any cheap item works. We'll see if we get some beans from Mark. Mark: (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Tie. Good idea -- but no beans. Bill, did you thing of a can of beans? Bill: Well the show was so cheap, the first item was not a clothes dryer, rather -- it was the -- (card) lint from the usage of that dryer that was being bid on. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Doug: Another cheap prize if there ever was. Nels? Nels: Yeah I went there. (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Ohhhh-kay. Moving right along to Tony. Nerdocrumbesia's version of "The Price is Right" is *so* cheap. On yesterday's show, BLANK was the first item up for bids.Doug: And Nathan said "a can of beans". What say ye? Tony: He may not be the star of "The Price is Right", but he's still the host nonetheless. (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: At least he's the host here in the U.S. -- and not the one in Nerdocrumbesia. Steven? Steven: Well I have to get his name out there so...(card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: I see what you drew up there. (scattered groans from crowd) Annnd Clara, show us your answer before we have an unruly mob. Clara: Who's the announcer on that show? Doug: Well, here, it's George Gray. In Nerdocrumbesia, I'm not sure. Clara: (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Anyone here know who hosts Price is Right in Nerdocrumbesia? (inaudible response from crew) Doug: I'm sorry I asked. (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Nathan, sorry you didn't get on the scoreboard. Better luck in Round 2. David, your question's coming up. |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 16, 2021 21:36:09 GMT -5
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 17, 2021 21:03:15 GMT -5
Everyone's all set. David, here's the question again. Santa Claus said, "Little Rodney Rotten is already on the naughty list for next Christmas. Last month, instead of leaving me milk and cookies, he left me BLANK." |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 18, 2021 5:03:49 GMT -5
Beer
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 19, 2021 19:53:02 GMT -5
(scattered applause) Doug: Beer. Good idea. I had a cruel answer in mind. But let's see what these nice folk that -- starting with Mark. Mark: (card) (scattered laughter from crowd) (buzz)Doug: Brick. Must be in retaliation for leaving coal the previous Christmas. Bill? Bill: Instead of cookies & milk, Rotten Rodney left for Santa... (card) (audience laughs; smattering of applause) (buzz)Doug: Ah ha! Funny answer. No one's come to beer or my answer yet. Nels? Nels: (card) (scattered laughter from crowd) (buzz)Doug: Another brick -- but no suds as we visit Tony. Santa Claus said, "Little Rodney Rotten is already on the naughty list for next Christmas. Last month, instead of leaving me milk and cookies, he left me BLANK."Doug: Beer, according to David. What according to you? Tony: (as Chuck Woolery) 5-letter word. The clue is-- Shaq's free throw attempt. (card) (scattered laughter from crowd) (buzz)Doug: So far, "brick" seems to be the answer. Steven? Steven: Got to go with most of the panel on this and say... (card) (scattered laughter from crowd) (buzz)Doug: Another brick. Clara, wrap this up for us, please. Clara: Nearly everyone else is going for it might as well say it too... (card) (scattered laughter from crowd) (buzz)Doug: Wow. I thought for sure one of you would think Rodney was so rotten, he'd give Santa *prune* juice in lieu of moo juice. Doug: Oh well. Scoreless after one period of play. Kathryn Tappen's next with the intermission report and more of the game -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 19, 2021 21:04:07 GMT -5
Announcer: Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour... sponsored today by Allstate. You're in good hands with Allstate.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 20, 2021 23:13:37 GMT -5
(audience cheers)And we're back for Round 2. (pushes button on toaster) Normally, the leader goes first. But since we're still scoreless and Nathan went first in Round 1, David, you get to start this round. Would you like to start the round with Question A or Question B?
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 21, 2021 5:19:18 GMT -5
Let's go with A.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 21, 2021 7:57:09 GMT -5
(grabs A; walks to panel) A for David. And all stars get to play both questions in this round. Here comes the first. Ash Ketchum said, "Those bumbling members of Team Rocket will never catch Pikachu. They're so bad, they can't even catch BLANK." (think music plays) (audience laughs; smattering of applause) |
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 21, 2021 13:30:52 GMT -5
Speaking of Pokemon... did you know that The Pokemon Company is on the verge of celebrating the 25th anniversary this year?
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Post by nathandiniz on Jan 21, 2021 15:50:12 GMT -5
I can't believe how popular the Pokemon franchise still is. It's amazing. It's possibly just as popular as the Super Smash Bros franchise.
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Post by tmann3x on Jan 21, 2021 20:53:47 GMT -5
And we're waiting on Bill's PM response... |
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 21, 2021 21:02:35 GMT -5
Bill's in -- as is everyone else. David, here's the question again. Ash Ketchum said, "Those bumbling members of Team Rocket will never catch Pikachu. They're so bad, they can't even catch BLANK." |
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Post by gameboy2000 on Jan 22, 2021 9:03:35 GMT -5
A cold.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Jan 22, 2021 23:10:26 GMT -5
(audience cheers)Doug: Great answer. That was my thought as well. Let's see if we get a cold from Mark. Mark: They're so bad that even when they get sick, they can't even properly catch a... (ding; audience applause)Doug: Boom! Just like that, David scores the first match in the game -- and $100. Bill, do you make it two? Bill: Well, Team Rocket is very health conscious, and have been washing their hands non-stop, using disinfectant, hand sanitizer, etc. Therefore, and to it, they can't even catch... (ding; audience applause)Doug: There's two colds. How sick are we applauding a cold? (scattered laughter from crowd) Nels, what couldn't Team Rocket catch? Nels: He can’t catch Mark Liotta but my answer is... (ding; audience applause)Doug: Three-for-three so far. Let's come on down to the bottom row and Tony. Ash Ketchum said, "Those bumbling members of Team Rocket will never catch Pikachu. They're so bad, they can't even catch BLANK."Doug: And so far the winning answer is a cold. Tony: (sneezes and shows card) (ding; audience applause)Doug: Say it -- don't spray it.  Doug: Four for four. Could David get a perfect score before Round 3? It's up to our married couple over here. Steven? Steven: (coughs and shows card) (scattered applause) Doug: Hold on -- I feel a buzzer's coming. (two second pause) (buzz) (audience groans and boos)Doug: Yeah -- we checked a thesaurus and a dictionary. "Cold" is just a bunch of sneezes over a period of days. With the flu, you've got the sneezing plus headaches, fever, coughing, and then some. I *have* been sidelined by the flu myself. So there's a difference. (more groans) Doug: Make sure you get a flu shot, folks! (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Well, Clara, can you make it a near-perfecto? Clara: I only saw the first movie so audience give me.... (buzz)(scattered laughter) Doug: Ah, going Nell Carter on us at the end. Not a bad answer. Doug: David, not a bad result -- four matches and $400. Nathan, you'll need to make a move here.
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