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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 30, 2020 19:18:04 GMT -5
I did. All the way from Council Bluffs, IA.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 30, 2020 21:37:54 GMT -5
Great to have you here. And Shederick, I hear you came from Louisiana.
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Oct 30, 2020 22:00:20 GMT -5
Yes coming from Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 30, 2020 22:47:09 GMT -5
We have Iowa versus Louisiana in Match Game. Good luck to you both. Players, as you know, your objective here is to match as many... ...of these unhappy New York Jets season ticket holders as you possibly can. (scattered laughter and applause) The more matches you make, the more money you'll win. The player who has matched more stars when Round 3's done wins the right to play against the champ in Hollywood Squares. Winner there goes on to the $100,000 Super Match. (audience cheers)(Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions) Matt, you've won the right to go first. Would you like to start with Question A or Question B?
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Post by mringgenberg on Oct 30, 2020 23:43:06 GMT -5
A
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Oct 31, 2020 10:31:19 GMT -5
(Doug grabs A) A it is and we're off and running. New game -- so, obviously, all the stars play this one. Elizabeth Banks said, "The whammies have gone too far. After yesterday's taping of 'Press Your Luck', they stole BLANK from my dressing room." (audience laughs; smattering of applause) (think music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Oct 31, 2020 16:54:39 GMT -5
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Post by billmcdee on Nov 1, 2020 7:45:26 GMT -5
(answer submitted, so sorry, had hoped to do it yesterday but got busy then we lost power here...)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 1, 2020 8:23:54 GMT -5
Okay, Bill's in there. Everyone else ready. Matt, I'll repeat the question and then call for your answer. Elizabeth Banks said, "The whammies have gone too far. After yesterday's taping of 'Press Your Luck', they stole BLANK from my dressing room."
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 1, 2020 8:44:02 GMT -5
Credit Cards?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 1, 2020 21:17:14 GMT -5
(mix of groans and laughs) Doug: Well -- it would be easy for them to recreate that "Hello, do you know me?" scene from the original series. Let's compare answers starting with Steven. Steven: Ooh, those evil whammies, they took... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) Doug: Well, they've stolen players' wheels. Why not the host's? Bill, what did you think those whammies were stealing? Bill: (card) Her undergarments. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) Doug: When game shows met panty raids. (scattered laughter from crowd) Mark, what did you think the whammies snarfed from Elizabeth's dressing room? Mark: (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Shoes. Well -- not even close to credit cards. Elizabeth Banks said, "The whammies have gone too far. After yesterday's taping of 'Press Your Luck', they stole BLANK from my dressing room."Doug: And Matt said "credit cards". Tony, what say ye? Tony: Sorry, Liz... (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter from crowd) Doug: Another undergarment. No one's come to my answer yet. Nels? Nels: (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: *That* was my answer. First thing I notice about Elizabeth after her intro from the announcer -- her awesome dress. Kevin, did you think of charge cards to end this half of the round? Kevin: She’ll have to host the show while wearing a barrel because those Whammies stole (card) her entire wardrobe! (buzz) (audience laughs and applause) Doug: The whole kit and caboodle. Doug: Well, no plastic -- means no money -- at least not yet. Two rounds to go. Shederick, your question's coming.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 1, 2020 21:29:29 GMT -5
[NOTE FOR SHEDERICK: Since this is your first time playing Match Game here on MG-HSH, please marinate on an answer -- but don't respond yet.] (Doug grabs B) And let's see what happens with this one. (scans card) Oh, you remember the "good idea/bad idea" segments from "Animaniacs"? (a lot of folks in crowd answer in affirmative) We're going to try one here. Good idea: Reciting the works of William Shakespeare in drama class.
Bad idea: Reciting the works of BLANK in drama class. (think music plays) (audience laughs; smattering of applause)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 2, 2020 22:16:05 GMT -5
And they're all set. Shederick, I'll repeat the question -- and then we'll take your answer. Good idea: Reciting the works of William Shakespeare in drama class.
Bad idea: Reciting the works of BLANK in drama class.
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Nov 3, 2020 6:32:29 GMT -5
Adolf Hitler
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 4, 2020 7:59:51 GMT -5
(mix of gasps, groans, boos, and a few laughs) Doug: Ummm -- three words come to mind. Worst. Idea. Ever. Well, this is a Round 1 question. Goodness knows what they came up with. We'll start with Steven. Steven: Well I think this is the most popular response that Tony will probably say... (card) (buzz) (scattered cheers and laughs) Doug: See -- that's a little more like it. Bill, what's your good answer for a bad idea? Bill: (card) Former President Richard Milhous Nixon (buzz) (scattered cheers and laughs) Doug: Going for a blast from the past. Let's go to Mark now. Mark: Always a bad idea to recite (card) (buzz) (scattered applause and laughs) Doug: Three different U.S. Presidents so far. No one's come to my answer yet. Good idea: Reciting the works of William Shakespeare in drama class.
Bad idea: Reciting the works of BLANK in drama class.Doug: Tony, what say ye? Tony: This question is so easy... only Alec Baldwin knows for sure. (card) (buzz) (scattered applause and laughs) Doug: Another Trumpster. Over to Nels now. Nels: I’m saying (card) Trump I drew a blank (buzz) (scattered applause and laughs) Doug: Ohh, Shederick, if you went for the incumbent, you'd have 300 points by now. Kevin, wrap this round up for us, please. Kevin: They may not think you're joking if you do (card) Rodney Dangerfield in drama class. (buzz) (scattered applause and laughs) Doug: See -- that's close to what I was thinking. I was thinking any really controversial comedian from the 1980s -- Andrew "Dice" Clay or Sam Kinison. Doug: Well, as I show my age, we're scoreless after one period of play. Kathryn Tappen's next with the intermission report with more of the game to follow -- right after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 4, 2020 22:24:19 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Hello, there. We've been waiting for you. (scattered laughter from crowd) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Okie doke. Normally the leader starts us off. But with the score tied at nil and since Matt went first in Round 1, Shederick, you may start us off. Please choose Question A or Question B.
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Nov 4, 2020 22:26:38 GMT -5
A for Apple Bottom Jeans
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 5, 2020 8:01:04 GMT -5
(grabs A) Flo Rida and T-Pain appreciate the plug, I'm sure. All six stars play both questions in this round. Here's the first of the two. Tony Lane said, "During yesterday's run-through for Caesars Challenge, Dumb Dora was one of the contestants -- and took the title too literally. She kept asking why there isn't BLANK on the set." (think music plays) (audience laughs; smattering of applause)
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 5, 2020 9:13:26 GMT -5
And I thought hosting the show was easy.
(audience laughs)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 6, 2020 19:22:49 GMT -5
Everyone's ready. Shederick, here's the question again. Tony Lane said, "During yesterday's run-through for Caesars Challenge, Dumb Dora was one of the contestants -- and took the title too literally. She kept asking why there isn't BLANK on the set."
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Post by djshadowwolf420 on Nov 6, 2020 21:49:33 GMT -5
Blood stains
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 6, 2020 21:55:55 GMT -5
GILBERT GOTTFRIED: YOU FOOL!
(audience laughs)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 6, 2020 22:58:03 GMT -5
Doug: On the one hand, I could see a contestant trying to avoid the blood splatter during the stabbings of Julius Caesar. On the other hand, I'm afraid you've given the Soska sisters an idea for their next show. (scattered laughter and applause from crowd) Doug: We'll see if there's blood stains -- starting with Steven again. Steven: And now for our product mention I said... (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: I think we'll take a free plug over blood splatter. Bill? Bill: (card) Caesar's Salad. (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: More food. Admittedly better than my answer so far. Mark, are you adding anything new to the menu? Mark: How about some...? (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Pizza and salad so far. Now we're about to get the expert's opinion. Tony Lane said, "During yesterday's run-through for Caesars Challenge, Dumb Dora was one of the contestants -- and took the title too literally. She kept asking why there isn't BLANK on the set."Doug: And Shederick said -- blood -- stains. What say ye? What really happened? Tony: Pizza, pizza... (card) (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: We're even on the pasta and the rabbit food. My answer's a total "showing my age" response. Nels, maybe you're thinking what I'm thinking. Nels: I have to agree with Bill and the Canadian on the panel... (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Thinking what two others are thinking instead. Kevin, wrap this half of the round up for us. Kevin: She got hungry and asked where's (card) the pizza? (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Yeah, better than my answer. See, Caesars Challenge tapes in Vegas and I was picturing Dora looking around for *Sid* Caesar. Doug: Shederick, we both struck out that time. Matt, let's see if you can make the first match in the game.
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 6, 2020 23:06:05 GMT -5
(grabs B) And once again, all six stars get to respond to this. Time Traveling Tom said -- gadzooks! (scattered laughter from crowd) Nah nah, Tom said something else. Doug said gadzooks because this isn't a question. It's a book. (scattered laughter from crowd) Taking it again from the top. Time Traveling Tom said, "I went back to 1776 and witnessed the signing of America's Declaration of Independence at the Pennsylvania State House. Then I moved forward to 1969 and witnessed the signing of Nerdocrumbesia's Declaration of Sleaziness at a BLANK house." (think music plays) (audience laughs; smattering of applause)
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 7, 2020 16:35:22 GMT -5
And they're all ready. Matt, I'll read this diatribe again and call for your answer. Time Traveling Tom said, "I went back to 1776 and witnessed the signing of America's Declaration of Independence at the Pennsylvania State House. Then I moved forward to 1969 and witnessed the signing of Nerdocrumbesia's Declaration of Sleaziness at a BLANK house."
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 7, 2020 18:59:53 GMT -5
Burlesque?
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 8, 2020 21:43:56 GMT -5
(scattered laughter, applause, groans) Doug: Burlesque house, eh? There's a really good answer if you think about it. Steven, let's start off with you. Steven: Well I Hope this won't be start a running gag cause I said (card) (cuckoo bird) (buzz)(audience laughs -- then groans after buzzer) Doug: Yeah -- first of all -- the better prefix would be "cat-" instead of -- what you wrote down. (scattered laughter from crowd) And second, just to clarify with the judge, in a burlesque house, there'd be singing and dancing -- but not the unmentionable activity that would happen in a *cat* house, right? (judge says "yes") Doug: Okay, that's what I thought. Bill, while we're still here, your answer. Bill: I don't want to get us thrown off the air, and I hope my answer can be interpreted as another 5 letter word that starts with W and ends in E. (buzz)(scattered applause) Doug: Another "cat-" answer. Mark, save us. Mark: (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: (shakes head) Ummmm -- The Donald didn't take over the Trump Organization until 1971 and we're talking about a mythical event from 1969. Time Traveling Tom said, "I went back to 1776 and witnessed the signing of America's Declaration of Independence at the Pennsylvania State House. Then I moved forward to *1969* and witnessed the signing of Nerdocrumbesia's Declaration of Sleaziness at a BLANK house." Doug: Matt said -- heck I forget. (scattered laughter from crowd) Oh, right, burlesque house. Tony, what say yet? Tony: I assume this question is before Howard Stern becoming the mayor of Nerdocrumbesia. Secondly, I wasn't even born in the sixties. Anyhow, the only house that I know in that place was none other than-- (card) Tony: a Penthouse. (buzz) (scattered laughter and applause) Tony: News flash -- Hugh Hefner ain't got (whistle slide) on me!!!!! (more laughter) Doug: Of course not -- since "Penthouse" was a Larry Flynt project. Nels? Nels: (card) (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: (shakes head) I rest my case about that two-year difference. Kevin, end this round for us, please. Kevin: This doesn't really classify as a house, but I digress... (buzz) (scattered laughter) Doug: Oy oy oy oy. Doug: Well, we're scoreless after two rounds. Someone will go on to Hollywood Squares. Find out who in Round 3 of Match Game -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)
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Post by tmann3x on Nov 8, 2020 22:09:28 GMT -5
====================================================================== *fade to promo* (win cue)(cheers and applause)SHADOE STEVENS: Closed Captioning sponsored today by the following--
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Post by dougmorrisontheair on Nov 9, 2020 7:56:45 GMT -5
(audience cheers) All right, it's time for Round 3. (Doug pushes button revealing Round 3 question) We still have a pitchers' duel. Since Shederick started Round 2, Matt, you'll start this round. Would you like A or B?
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Post by mringgenberg on Nov 9, 2020 8:10:23 GMT -5
A
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